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Hiiii, I’m 🍓, how are you? I was wondering if you could so something for the ficmas where jack and reader have been dating for less than a year so it is only their first holiday together and jack wants to invite reader to his family’s thanksgiving and is excited to have her there and everything but is just sooo nervous to ask her as he worries that she might think that’s weird or too soon? Thanks
A/N: Ofcc 🍓 🫶🏾🫶🏾 sorry about it being so shortttt, keep on sending more in!!!
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🦃-Thanksgiving-🦃
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You and Jack were having some late night vanilla ice cream. You went to the studio with him and he suggested coming back to his place for the night.
You jumped up on the counter by Jack, playing with his curls,”Whatcha doing for thanksgiving?”
He sighed,”You know, the usual. Gonna go to my family’s annual function, watch football, hopefully have you there with me?” He smiled shyly.
You choked on your ice cream, shocked,”What?”
He rubbed the back of his neck and winced,”Fuck, is it too soon?”
You squealed and wrapped your arms around his neck,”Too soon? It’s perfect timing!!” You planted kisses on his face, making him laugh.
He sighed in relief,”Thank goodness. You got me scared, baby.”
You smiled in response and gave him a kiss.
#michelle rants🌸#anon ask#send anons#michelle’s anons🌸#ficmas 2024#Michelle’s FICMAS 2024#jack harlow#jack harlow blurb#missionary jack#jack harlow fic#jackharlow#jack harlow x reader#jack jack#jack#jack harlow fanfic#jack harlow imagine#jackman harlow#jackman thomas harlow
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Smush Smush 🥹🥺
#jack harlow#jackman thomas harlow#jackman harlow#missionary jack#Instagram#💚💚💚#Jack Harlow#jack harlow x reader#jack harlow x black reader#jack harlow x you#jack harlow concepts#jack harlow fluff#jack harlow imagine#jack harlow fanfic
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#Instagram#jack harlow#jackman thomas harlow#jackman harlow#missionary jack#💚💚💚#Jack Harlow#jack harlow x reader#jack harlow x black reader#jack harlow x you#jack harlow concepts#jack harlow fluff#jack harlow imagine#jack harlow fanfic
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MY WHITE BOYS OF THE MONTH!
who i was obsessed with, simped for, hyper-fixated on, daydreamed about for every month in twenty twenty-two
JANUARY:
Manatreed
aww his first twitch stream. (update, this aged poorly) (update 2, he’s doing okay, he’d moved on)
FEBRUARY:
Punz
teehee
MARCH:
Paul Dano
“this is not how it was supposed to go”
APRIL:
Jack Harlow
just look at him!
(technically it was also Ojiro Otori from Tribe Nine because of CORPSE’s voice acting but that doesn’t really count)
MAY:
Foolish Gamers
he’s adorable, it’s undeniable
JUNE, JULY, AUGUST & SEPTEMBER:
Joseph Quinn
infatuation developed after his role as Eddie Munson in Stranger Things (Season 4)
OCTOBER:
Dream
face reveal and so much content babyyyyyy
NOVEMBER:
Timothée Chalamet
back on that lil timmy t grind because he’s back in cinemas, BONES & ALL!!!!
DECEMBER:
Joseph Quinn
he never went away teehee
#white boy of the month#mcyt#streamers#youtubers#manatreed#punz#batman#the riddler#paul dano#jack harlow#missionary jack#corpse#corpse husband#foolish#foolish gamers#stranger things#st4#dickensian#howard’s end#joseph quinn#eddie munson#dream#dreamwastaken#minecraft#dreamsmp#dsmp#timothee chamalet#bones and all#call me by your name#bones & all
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Jack making a mixtape 😭
Don’t Like The Lights
Sequel to Flashing Lights series, must read Flashing Lights first to understand
Series Masterlist
16. March 14th
It was late and Maryse was exhausted, lying in bed next to Jack. She shifted under the covers and looked over at him before sighing, seeing him sleeping peacefully. The twins had been particularly active that night, kicking and moving making it hard to get in a comfortable position. At this point she was going to sign them up at Mockingbird Valley as soon as they were born.
She rubbed her belly, feeling another kick, but this time something was different. A sharp pain shot through her abdomen, taking her breath away. At first, she thought it was just the babies being active again, but as the pain grew stronger, she realized this wasn’t just kicking..
Maryse reached for Jack, who was still snoring next to her. “Babe…Jack…I think it’s happening,” she said as she started shaking him awake.
Jack sat up immediately, now wide awake. “What? You aren’t due for another few weeks!”
Tears welled up in her eyes as the pain intensified. “I know…it’s too early.” She whispered loudly, starting to panic. “It’s too soon, they’re not ready!”
Jack quickly got out of the bed, throwing on sweat sweatpants and a hoodie. Reaching for the hospital bag they had prepared weeks ago. “Hey, it’s okay. Let’s just get you to the hospital.”
Tears rolled down Maryse’s cheeks as she shook her head. “But what if something goes wrong? I’m not ready, I’m—”
“We got this,” Jack interrupted, his voice firm but gentle. “You’re strong, and our babies are going to be just fine. You’ve been carrying them for months, and they’re ready to meet us.”
She nodded weakly, still scared, but his words settled some of the fear bubbling inside her. “Okay,” she whispered, letting him help her toward the car.
With a reassuring squeeze of her hand, Jack said, “Let’s go meet our babies.”
As they sped through the dark streets, the hospital still a few miles away, Jack kept one hand on the wheel and the other resting gently on Maryse’s thigh. She was gripping her belly, her breathing controlled but strained as another contraction came and went. The tension in the car was intense and Jack wanted to lighten it up.
With a slight grin, he glanced over at her, his voice playful. “You know… if we time this right, they’ll probably end up being born the day after me.” His birthday was a few short hours ago as it was now past midnight.
Maryse, between deep breaths, shot him a tired but amused look. “You seriously think you’re that lucky?”
He chuckled, turning his attention back to the road for a second before looking at her again. “Hey, I’m just saying… twins love a grand entrance. They want their own day but close enough to remind everyone who their dad is.”
Her eyes fluttered shut as she braced through another contraction, and for a moment, he thought maybe his light-hearted joke wasn’t working. But as the pain lessened, she turned to him with a small smirk. “Let’s just hope they’re not as dramatic as their dad.”
He laughed softly, the sound a brief comfort in the intensity of the moment. “I don’t know about that. If they’ve got even half of your fire, we’re in for it.”
When they finally arrived, the doctors confirmed that she was indeed in labor but only three centimeters dilated. “You’ve got some hours to go,” the nurse with a sympathetic smile, helping her adjust the bed for comfort.
As Maryse tried to focus on her breathing, Jack sat beside her, tapping his fingers on the bedside table. At first, it was a soft rhythm, something to distract himself from the nerves, but it soon became obvious he was making a beat out of the rhythm of her breathing.
Maryse clenched her jaw, exhaling sharply. “If you don’t stop tapping,” she said through gritted teeth, “I’m going to get really mad.”
Jack froze mid-tap, eyes wide, then sheepishly pulled his hand away from the table. “Sorry, just trying to help,” he muttered, a crooked grin forming.
She shot him a look but then sighed, leaning back into her pillows. “Maybe help by not turning my labor into a mixtape.”
“Noted,” he said, settling back, a little quieter but still grinning.
In between contractions, Maryse looked up at Jack with a weak smile. “I’m hungry,” she whispered, her voice laced with exhaustion. “Can you get me something?”
Jack, eager to help, nodded quickly. “I got you,” he said, rushing out of the room.
A few minutes later, he returned, his arms overflowing with snacks—chips, candy, granola bars, a banana, even a couple of drinks. “I, uh… I wasn’t sure what you could have, so I just grabbed everything,” he admitted sheepishly, holding up the pile.
Maryse blinked at the assortment, then gave a small laugh despite the situation. “I can’t eat half of that, but I appreciate the effort.”
“Which one can you eat?” Jack asked, looking a little lost.
She pointed to the banana and granola bar. “Those will do. Thanks, baby.”
He handed them over, still looking concerned. “I’ll eat the rest,” he joked, trying to lighten the mood, but his eyes stayed glued to her, watching her every move with worry as she nibbled at the food between breaths.
“You should probably call your parents… and mine,” she said, in between bites
Jack hesitated, not wanting to leave her side for even a second, but nodded. “Okay, I’ll call them. But I’m not going far.”
Maryse squeezed his hand, appreciating his presence. “I know. Just… tell them it’s happening.”
Before Jack walked out the room Maryse stopped him. “Hey, babe?”
Jack turned around, “I love you, and so happy to be on this journey with you.”
She could see him getting emotional, Jack walked back and pressed a long kiss to her forehead, and then to her lips. “I love you more.”
“Yuck.” Maryse says with a grin before pushing him away. “Now, go call our parents and Urban so you can relax a bit.”
He kissed her forehead softly before stepping aside, pulling out his phone. “Hey, Mrs, Monet” he began quietly, trying to keep his voice calm, though the excitement and worry were palpable. “Sorry, Margot… It’s time. We’re at the hospital… yeah, for real this time.”
As he made the calls, Maryse breathed deeply, bracing herself for the next contraction. Knowing their families would be there soon brought her a bit of comfort. Even though things were happening faster than expected, she felt better with Jack by her side and their loved ones on the way.
Jack came back into the room after stepping out to make the call, his face slightly flushed from rushing back to her side. He took a seat next to Maryse, gently lifting her hand again.
“I just got off the phone with your parents,” he said, his voice calm. “They’re taking the next flight out from New York, but they probably won’t make it before the babies are born.”
Maryse let out a soft sigh, her face showing a mix of disappointment and anxiety. “I was hoping they’d be here in time.”
“I know, baby, but my mom and dad are on their way. They’ll be here soon,” he reassured her, squeezing her hand. “My mom’s gonna bring all the calm energy you need.”
She forced a smile through the pain, “Good. I need that right now.”
Jack leaned in and kissed her temple, his thumb gently rubbing her palm. “You’re doing amazing. Just a little longer, and we’ll have them here.”
She nodded, trying to focus on his words instead of the contractions. “You’re staying with me the whole time, right?”
“Of course. I’m not leaving your side,” he promised, his eyes steady on hers.
Maryse smiled and gave him a tired look, wincing as another contraction rolled through.
“Hey, Urban just got here. He’s in the waiting room.”
“Good. Maybe he can take some of your nervous energy because it’s making me nervous too.”
Jack chuckled, trying to play it cool but knowing she could read him better than anyone. “I’m not that nervous.”
She raised an eyebrow and let out a small huff, “Babe, I can see you tapping your foot like you’re working on a beat, again!”
He looked down, noticing his foot bouncing anxiously, and sheepishly smiled. “Alright, maybe I’m a little worked up.”
“Go tell him to come in here,” Maryse added, squeezing his hand, “Maybe he can calm you down.”
Jack nodded, standing up. “I’ll bring him in,” he said, giving her hand one last reassuring squeeze before heading out to get his friend.
When Maryse saw Urban walk in, holding his film camera with a mischievous grin, she narrowed her eyes at him. “You really brought a camera in here?”
Urban shrugged, still grinning. “Gotta document the moment, right?”
She let out a low groan as another contraction hit, her face scrunching up in pain. “I’m in way too much pain to yell at you right now… but trust me, I’ll make up for it later.”
Urban chuckled, holding up the camera defensively. “Hey, I’m just capturing memories.”
“I better appreciate these photos when this is all over,” she muttered, shifting uncomfortably as the pain intensified. “Because I swear, if I look like a mess in them, you’re gonna regret it.”
Jack chuckled, rubbing her back. “You’ll look amazing—“
Maryse gave him a tired side-eye. “Whatever.” But deep down, she knew she’d treasure the moments Urban was capturing.
Just as another wave of pain hit, Jack’s parents finally arrived. Maggie swept into the room, her eyes immediately going to Maryse, taking in her exhaustion. She wasted no time.
“You two,” she pointed at Jack and Urban, “go get some coffee. I can tell you’ve been getting on her nerves.”
Jack blinked in disbelief. “I haven’t! I’ve been—”
Maryse shot him a look, eyebrow raised. He fell silent, his argument dying before it began.
Maggie gave him a knowing smile. “Mmhmm. Go on. We’ll keep her company for a bit.”
Urban snickered, nudging Jack as they reluctantly headed for the door. “Told you she’d notice.”
Jack grumbled, glancing back at Maryse as she waved him off, already more relaxed with his mom by her side. “Yeah, yeah. We won’t be long,” he muttered, trying to salvage a little pride.
Maryse just smirked, leaning into his mom’s comforting presence as they left the room.
Maggie turned to Maryse with a gentle smile. “How are you doing, sweetheart? Feeling okay? I really hope he’s not driving you too crazy in here.”
She let out a tired chuckle, her body relaxing a bit now that the room was quieter. “Honestly, he’s been doing great. He’s just… really nervous, and it’s kind of rubbing off on me. But he’s been sweet.”
She nodded, her eyes soft with understanding. “He gets that way when he cares a lot. I’m so happy for you two. This is such an exciting time.”
Maryse smiled, her eyes tearing up a little. “Thanks… I can’t believe this is actually happening.”
His mom leaned over, squeezing her hand. “You’re going to be amazing parents. Both of you.”
That reassurance settled something in Maryse, the warmth of it wrapping around her like a blanket.
A few minutes later, Jack popped his head back into the room, grinning like a kid caught sneaking candy. “Can I come back in now? I miss you,” he said, eyes soft as they landed on Maryse.
She rolled her eyes, trying to suppress a smile. “You’re so cheesy,” she muttered, but the warmth in her voice gave her away. No matter how much she pretended to be annoyed, that sweetness was exactly what she needed right now.
His mom laughed, patting his shoulder as she passed him on her way out. “Alright, you two, I’ll let you have your moment.”
Jack quickly walked over to her bedside, leaning down to kiss her forehead. “I can’t help it,” he said softly. “I love you.”
Maryse rolled her eyes again, but this time, she smiled wide. “Ew. You really do.”
Before he could respond, her face scrunched in discomfort. She gripped Jack’s hand tightly, her voice shaking. “Get the doctor or nurse, please,” she urged, barely able to keep her breath steady.
Jack’s eyes widened with concern as he quickly stood up, rushing to the door and calling for help. A nurse hurried in within moments, checking Maryse over before nodding. “It’s time. You’re ready to push.”
Panic mixed with excitement flashed across Jack’s face as the room suddenly buzzed with activity. The nurses quickly started prepping everything while another handed him a set of scrubs. “We need to get you into these now,” she instructed.
Jack fumbled with the clothes, his hands shaking as he tried to put them on. He glanced back at Maryse, who was focused on breathing through the pain. He could tell she was terrified, but there was no time to dwell on that now. He had to be there for her.
“You got this, baby,” he called out, though his own nerves were showing. He finally got dressed and rushed back to her side, ready to hold her hand through what was about to happen.
Maryse gave him a tired but determined look. “You better be right here the whole time,” she said between breaths.
“I’m not going anywhere,” he promised, squeezing her hand as the doctor arrived.
The doctor stood at the foot of the bed, ready for the arrival of their twins. “Alright, Mrs. Harlow, it’s time to push. Give me a big one,” the doctor said, voice calm yet firm.
Maryse didn’t even register being called “Mrs. Harlow,” too focused on the overwhelming pressure and pain. Her entire body trembled as she braced herself, gripping Jack’s hand so tightly that he winced, but he didn’t dare complain.
“You’re doing amazing, babe,” Jack encouraged, his voice soft but steady. “Just breathe. I’m right here. You’ve got this.”
With a final push, their son was born. His tiny cry pierced the air almost immediately, bringing both of them to tears. “It’s a boy!” the doctor announced, but before they could fully process it, the doctor encouraged her to push again. “One more, you’re doing great!”
But before she could catch her breath, the next contraction hit, signaling it was time for their second baby. “You’re almost there,” Jack reassured her. “One more. You can do this.”
She bore down, pushing with all her strength. Sweat beaded on her forehead, and the room seemed to fade around her, everything focusing on the task at hand. She groaned with the effort, her face contorting in pain, but she didn’t stop. The sound of the doctor’s calm instructions blended with Jack’s reassuring words, both keeping her going.
Jack leaned in, kissing the side of her forehead, his heart racing as much as hers. “Just a little more, baby, you’re almost done.”
Maryse screamed as she gave one last push, The doctor held her up, but the room fell into an eerie silence—she didn't cry
Her heart dropped. She looked over at Jack, panic in her eyes, and she squeezed his hand even tighter. “Why isn’t she crying? What’s wrong?”
Jack’s face paled, his eyes glued to their baby. “Come on, baby girl,” he whispered under his breath, his voice trembling. “Come on.”
The seconds felt like hours. The nurses quickly began rubbing her back, gently stimulating her, and finally, after what felt like an eternity, the sweetest sound filled the room—a tiny, soft cry.
Both Maryse and Jack let out a breath they didn’t realize they were holding, tears streaming down their faces. “She’s okay,” the doctor reassured them, “Sometimes it just takes them a minute.”
Jack’s legs almost gave out from the relief as he leaned over to kiss Maryse's forehead. “She’s okay,” he whispered, voice cracking. “They’re both okay.”
Once the nurses had cleaned the babies, they gently placed one in each of their arms. Maryse cradled the first twin, their son, while Jack held their daughter, his face lit with awe. The room was quieter now, the cries subsiding into soft coos, and the nurses hovered nearby, curious as they asked the question.
“So, what are their names?” one nurse asked, a smile on her face.
Maryse looked up at Jack, her heart swelling. This was the moment they’d talked about, dreamed about. She shifted her gaze back down to the tiny face in her arms, brushing a finger softly across her son’s cheek.
“Noah Thomas,” she said softly, pride and emotion lacing her voice.
Jack smiled, glancing down at their daughter, who was already settling in his arms like she knew she belonged there. “And this little one is London Paige,” he added, his voice full of warmth.
The nurses beamed. “Beautiful names,” one of them said, making a note on the clipboard.
As they looked down at their children, Maryse and Jack exchanged a glance, both overwhelmed by the love and responsibility that had just entered their lives. Noah, with his tiny features that mirrored Maryse, and London, with her resemblance to Jack, made the moment feel even more surreal.
“They’re perfect,” Jack whispered, leaning in to kiss Maryse's forehead again, unable to tear his eyes away from their babies.
Maryse smiled tiredly. “Yeah, they really are.”
The nurses gently took Noah and London to the adjoining station to check their vitals, Jack turned his full attention to Maryse. He leaned closer, cupping her face in his hands, brushing his lips against her forehead, her cheeks, and finally planting soft kisses all over her face.
“I’m so happy right now,” he said, his voice barely above a whisper. “You did amazing, babe. I can’t believe we just brought two beautiful babies into the world.”
Maryse laughed lightly, still feeling a mixture of exhaustion and exhilaration. “I couldn’t have done it without you,” she replied, her eyes sparkling with tears of happiness. “You were right there with me the whole time.”
Jack nodded, his eyes shining. “And I wouldn’t have wanted to be anywhere else. You’re incredible.” He paused, watching her with a tenderness that made her heart swell.
“I can’t believe we’re parents now.”
“Right? We are really doing this,” he replied, grinning ear to ear, his voice filled with excitement.
Just then, the nurses returned with the twins, both of them sleeping peacefully in their tiny blankets. “They’re doing great!” one of the nurses announced, beaming at the new parents. “Everything looks perfect.”
Jack’s eyes lit up as they approached, and he turned back to Maryse. “Look at them,” he said, pride swelling in his chest. “We made those little miracles.”
Maryse couldn’t help but smile as she watched him fall into that instant connection with their children. “They’re our world now,” she said softly.
She leaned back against the hospital pillow, she couldn’t help but smile at Jack, who stood by the bassinet, completely mesmerized by the tiny babies they had just brought into the world. She watched him, his eyes wide and full of love, and felt a warmth spread through her chest. All the pain and stress they had just endured felt like a distant memory. Before the exhaustion pulled her under, her mind wandered back to the whirlwind of the past year.
From the dizzying heights of success with her music career to the unexpected news of her pregnancy, it had all felt like a beautiful, chaotic dream.
Their late-night talks, the way he made her laugh when she was feeling down, and the countless times he had gently reminded her of her strength—it all played like a montage in her mind. The stalker incident, the Super Bowl performance, and the challenges of preparing for two little ones felt like a lifetime ago. Yet here they were, parents of two, ready to take on whatever came next.
She glanced at Jack again, who was still transfixed by the babies, his expression a mix of awe and pride. That sight filled her with warmth, and as her eyelids grew heavier, she felt a sense of gratitude wash over her. They had fought through it all together, and now, with their family finally complete, she knew they could handle anything.
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AN: EVERYONE SCREAMMMMMM!!! Noah & London are hereeeeee ;) a day after Jack's birthday of course poor maryse haha please let me know what you think and if you like their names 🫶
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The best dog dad ever!
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I wanna start a new Jack Harlow fix called Hometown Baby. I’ll put up a summary soon.
#michelle rants🌸#jack harlow#missionary jack#jack harlow fic#jackharlow#jack jack#jack harlow x reader#jack
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For spooky season 🖤
Gifs/pictures under the cut
I'm so mad that this was the only gif I could find of her 😡
And I couldn't find any gifs for Jack 😔
#poll#spooky season#horror#movies#horror movies#movie poll#jeepers creepers#terrifier#art the clown#billy loomis#scream#pyramid head#silent hill#the missionary#silent hill revelation#the jack in the box#jennifer check#jennifers body#aleera#van helsing#brahms heelshire#the boy#fright night
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Sometimes Tumblr brain rot is a little bit of harmless fun
#every time jack meets another military guy he doesnt like you can fully just assume they slept together#and that one of them expected it to go differently#im not even making stuff up they are familiar and a bit bitter and resentful#could be mission gone wrong sure#could be missionary gone wrong also....#sorry
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Jack Harlow, Zouk Nightclub Las Vegas 2022
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"Crawl to daddy."
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NEW SONG SOOOOOOOOOOOON. THANK YOU BABYDADDY!!!!!
YAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY
#michelle rants🌸#jack harlow#YAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAY#missionary jack#jackharlow#jack jack#jack#jackman harlow#jackman thomas harlow
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How Ree's car got totaled on the way to Kentucky, she went back home to Maryland and still made it back on time for the show and Jackman gave her backstage passes 🥴😐
Okay, buckle the fuck up because
HERE
WE
GO
Okay sooo I'm really not going to get into the whole accident part because I'm still pretty sad about it for obvious reasons but I will give yall a timeline about how everything worked out
I left on Friday at 3 am from Maryland in order to get to Louisville by 1:30- 2 pm because the way I drive, it was NOT about to take 9 hours
Zoom zoom, bitch
Okay anyway
We are literally 3 and a half hours away when the accident happened and why when my dumbass made sure I had all my limbs and my glasses weren't broken, I was like.... okay soooo.... how are we getting to Kentucky?
BITCHHHHH THE FUCKING DEDICATION
I was very upset because I knew that I had to call my sister and I feel like I failed because I wanted to prove that I was responsible enough to do this seeing as I basically don't go anywhere without her
I have literally never been away from my sister longer than like 72 hours
And of course she's like you're my only sister and I could care less about the car all that matters is that you're alive 🥺
And of course we both proceeded to cry
Long story short, I had to end up going back home (keep in mind ya girl was more than halfway there)
So Shantai who was driving my car at the time (remember she went with me to see him in October)
She gets admitted to the hospital because she basically blacked out while she was driving my car and yeah
ANYWAY
So my big sister, Rae, comes to the rescue
She had dropped me off at the nail shop because two of them broke in the accident and she's like it looks like we're going on a road trip 😭😭😭
She knows how important this was to me and that this was basically a late birthday/Christmas gift to myself and I was determined to get back to Kentucky because I fought for my damn life to get those tickets
Like I was crying so much that it wasn't even funny
I got some things out of my car when I originally went home, but coming back with Rae, I got the rest and took the plates off
(We not gonna talk about how my front license plate was basically ripped off and sitting in the back seat along with other pieces of my car 🙃)
Like airbags are deployed and the entire underside is ruined and yeah soo
TOTALED
Just grateful to walk away without any broken bones, I'll take the broken heart from losing my first car that I worked so hard for
Onto bigger and better and I can't change the past
We left Sunday morning at 3 am, got into Louisville around 2 something and because the reservation was still in Shantai's name and they actually HELD THE ROOM (which we were all very surprised by), we stayed at The Galt House Hotel which is right next to the KFC Yum Center.
THAT SHIT WAS NICEEEE
It was like a damn apartment up in that bitch
And I was lowkey sad about not being able to be there that long
Like ya girl was about to visit Churchill Downs, eat Alfredo at Vincenzo's and go to Morris Deli
But it's okay, I'll be back
So because I am fucking exhausted, I go to sleep and get up to take a shower and get ready
BITCHHHHH I'm hype now
I GET TO SEE MY BABY FOR THE SECOND TIME IN 2 MONTHS
Okay so let's get into this outfit
White shirt
Black tulle skirt
Fishnets
Combat boots
Leather jacket
YA GIRL WAS LOOKING FUCKING AMAZING, OKAY!?! (And I got Hella compliments. Everyone was like you look so pretty 🥺😭)
By this time, it's like 7:40 and we walk to the arena
IT WAS FUCKING FREEZING
Anyway, the arena is huge and it took us a minute to find our seats
Once we did, I could have cried because it was like the perfect view 🥺🥺🥺🥺
Okay so me and Rae are vibing to the opening acts and then I hear the first notes of Talk of the Town and I was like
BITCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HERE
WE
FUCKING
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
AHHHHHHHH
When he hit the stage I SWEA TA GAWD he looked so fine and I said it loud as shit too lmao
My sister was like Oh... he is cute
I was like HEAUX BACK UP!
I SAW HIM FIRST 😭😭😭
So we're dancing and singing however why do I always happen to pick the section that is NEVER lit
(Section 111 do better, babes. Ya killing me smalls)
But I don't fucking care
YA GIRL IS GOING IN
SUNDOWN
GHOST
21C/DELTA
TYLER HERRO
LUV IS DRO
WARSAW
Literally screaming every lyric at the top of my lungs
Okay so boom
OUTFIT CHANGE
I was like okay baby I see you looking like you stepped out 1970
Oh important side note: URBAN WAS FUCKING HIDING ALL NIGHT FROM ME AGAIN (I'm getting real tired of his shit)
Okay back to the story
LIKE A BLADE OF GRASS
MOVIE STAR
NAIL TECH
POISON
WHAT'S POPPIN
ALREADY BEST FRIENDS
INDUSTRY BABY
Oh
My
Gawd
When he did State Fair, I just about MELTED 🥺🥺🥺
And then the girl with the sign talking about the titties missed you
And Jack was like excuse me this is a family show 😭😭😭
But yet...
You got a song called I Wanna See Some Ass bro....
Okay, Jackman
Of course he had the hose and acted like a damn fool
And of course the little basketball thingy
They kept missing except one person so Jack was like if I make it, they all win
He missed like 3 times
And I was like bitch
Cancel the movie NEOW 😭😭😭
Like he is the definition of white men can't jump lmaooooo
I kid, I kid lmao
Anyway
IT WAS HOT AS FUCK IN THERE
And the fire DID NOT HELP
I was like STINK TURN.IT.OFF.NEOW.
A bitch almost came out her clothes
(Backstage with Jackman's eyes only of course)
So I'm just so PROUD OF HIM 😭😭😭
Of course he ended with First Class and we wait until it clears out because I wasn't trying to get trampled and if someone stepped on my skirt it would have been on sight
And when we get to the merch line, my sister was like uhh yeah imma need a shirt too 😭😭😭
She has officially come to the dark side
I saw my mother in law and she is actually taller than what I expected
Like I was just walking, turned to the left and did a double take lmaoooo
And I told her I would help cook for Christmas lmaoo
Like Jack stole her entire face 😭😭😭
So we get our shirts and... I TOOK A PIC NEXT TO THE KFC BUCKET WITH BIG HEAD'S FACE ON IT!
That bucket was tall as fuck
Okay so after that
We only slept for four hours before getting back on the road to go home
We made it to the Maryland state line in 6 hours 😭
Very thankful my sister drove because even though I wasn't driving when the accident took place, I just can't bring myself to do it right now.
All in all
I had an amazing time and much thanks to my big sister for saving the day and making her little sister's wish come true 🥺
#ree's thoughts#finally saw bae in concert#AGAIN#concerts with ree#i want jack to show me why his name is missionary jack#imma kick urby's ass when I see him
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