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I think if you have chronic pain everyone else should have to spend every single day telling you how incredible you are for staying alive and paying you money and making treats for you

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you know I was more okay with being the (mostly) sole caretaker of the house back when I didn't have a job but now I have a job and Also I am still the house's sole caretaker and it sucks

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egyptologists will spend a decade teaching ancient history 101 classes about how you shouldnt carry your own personal & societal preconceptions into the past and then discover that a skeleton thought to be a priest was a pregnant woman and say “so she couldn’t have been a priest”

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i dont trust horses because cat people and dog people both talk about their animals normally but horse people talk like they joined the fucking scientologists. it’s like

cat owner: he’s a funny little guy who lives in my house

dog owner: he’s my best friend :) good boy

horse owner: He has such a deep soulful energy. He’s spiritually bonded to me. He knows me better than my own parents. He’s so wise and caring. He can smell disdain and taste fear

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Sorry I only fuck dorks and goofs

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does anyone else remember being terrorized every single commercial break by the madagascar 3 trailer on every single cartoon channel in 2011-2012

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could you imagine trying to navigate this bar drunk, this is the 9th circle of hell

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guess who is now a KEYHOLDER at WORK

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I wanna go to the next show at my local indie but I work an 8-hour day that day... pain...

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Guy whose wife comes out to him as a lesbian and he just sighs and starts googling ‘estrogen near me’

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“There’s a lot of kids that watch this.” “Do they!?”

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I think we are all legally entitled to at least one (1) local mutual. As a treat.

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Tumblr fandoms make fun of you if you like male characters or don't think every female character is a lesbian

anon is posting from a beautiful utopia

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the cucks have unionized