vaultsixtynine
life is earned through doing puzzles
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vesper, supra-18, she/they. member of the intergalactic dumb bitch alliance. i will never shut up abt my ocs and that is a threat.
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
vaultsixtynine · 54 minutes ago
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What's your bodycount tho?
I haven’t killed anyone yet
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vaultsixtynine · 3 hours ago
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People always get so weird about my participation in the Flat Earth Advocacy Group. For the last time, we aren't cranks, we aren't conspiracy theorists, we're definitely not geocentrists, and our policy think tank is fully aware of what shape the planet currently is
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vaultsixtynine · 3 hours ago
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IDGAF (I draw giant ass fish)
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human nerves system
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vaultsixtynine · 3 hours ago
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i couldn't prevent it, sorry
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vaultsixtynine · 5 hours ago
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this website is increasingly going down the shitter as it becomes more and more openly transparent that if you hold beliefs that go against the zeitgeist of the average white liberal fandom blogger you are just straight up at risk of having your entire account permanently nuked. the thinnest skinned people on the planet have made this place their home and would honestly rather there was not a single person outside of their exact demographic posting here if it meant they never had to see anything that caused them a single second of discomfort. digital redlining. and yet there is fucking nowhere else to post! so who knows what to do really
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vaultsixtynine · 12 hours ago
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turbo granny wasting electricity⚡️
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vaultsixtynine · 12 hours ago
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🛸✨Lost?👽✨
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vaultsixtynine · 14 hours ago
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Someone didn’t stop at a 4-way intersection and I was given such a fantastic opportunity to honk at this guy as much as I wanted to. I kept honking and honking and honking. Like 8 times I honked at this guy. At least 12-20 seconds of nothing but pure, pure horn. Also I was the only other guy at the intersection. It was my private little show.
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vaultsixtynine · 14 hours ago
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wyd after taking this
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vaultsixtynine · 15 hours ago
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actually the point of winter is to make as much mucus as you can
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vaultsixtynine · 15 hours ago
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genuine question: where do people get pears??? i literally have never seen one in person. as a kid i thought they were made up for animal crossing, like persimmons
i dont know how to tell you this but persimmons are also real
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vaultsixtynine · 16 hours ago
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DANDADAN By Gabriel Picolo
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vaultsixtynine · 16 hours ago
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dan and dan
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