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Just had to set a firm boundary with the floating demon skull :/

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Hazel Flood 01/??

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obsessed with stories that start out silly and stupid and then turn out to be deep and heartbreaking in their beauty. like okay, make me cry at midnight while i reflect on the true meaning of friendship i guess

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so many of the best foods in the world are created by leaving some shit in a jar and letting mysterious and terrible things happen to it

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okay

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musicians rely on cheap dirty tricks to make consumers give them money, such as using instruments to vibrate the air in a pleasing way

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things that can be curried:

- vegetables

- function arguments

- favor

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So it turns out I actually have to build the life I want to live

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for whatever reason tumblr has flagged this post from a deleted blog as explicit so I can't even reblog it anymore which is a shame because it's one of my absolute favorites

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Once you start thinking about humans as a species in a biome, it affects your entire way of looking at normal things.

The other day I referred to female morning joggers as an 'indicator species' in that if you see women jogging in the dark it means that the environment provides migration pathways (sidewalks, clear signs) and doesn't have any known predators of female morning joggers (guy with knife, bear, BigTruck, male morning joggers).

Though, I think that people consider framing humans as animals reacting to their environment as rude.

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anyone ever: from the get-go

me, nodding sagely: from the gecko…

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Ppl make fun of that genre of horny post where words are different colors but I actually think it’s funnier that this website even has customizable text colors, something most social media does not have, and that’s like the only thing ppl use it for

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When I was trying to write my tags on the last post, I attempted to copy-paste my special tag-friendly comma (‚) and it. It pasted an image of a spiral staircase? This wasn't on my clipboard. I've never seen this staircase before. What the fuck?

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so so soooo deep in the rabbit hole of looking at phones that aren't apple or samsung. hmd makes nice ones that are self-repairable (!!!) but what if i got that huge brick thing that has a projector in it lol.