#jessica rose weiss

[genevieveetguy]

. Do you want me to date him, or "date" him?

No Hard Feelings, Gene Stupnitsky (2023)

[brokentrafficknight]

Tags forgive me for what I must do.

[reashot]

Why Do People Keep Saying Jaune Is A Daddy?

Ruby: *grumble* Can you believe the nerves of some people!

Weiss: What's wrong with her?

Blake: She saw a bunch of Milfs trying to get close to Jaune.

Yang: Oh? I thought she got PMS.

Ruby: How could tho-those hussies throw themselves to Jaune like that how shameless, how enviable.... I mean, those bitches be crazy y'all!

Weiss: You know Rubes. I don't get what you see in Jaune anyway?

Blake: Yeah, he's just a typical white cis-het male. Which according to my belief is that they're responsible for everything wrong with the world.

And the only way to remedy it is to reject all heterosexual relation and embrace radical lesbianism.

Yang: Okay... Anyway where's Vomit Boy?

Weiss: He's taking care of Adrian.

*opens door*

See Jaune and Adrian Sleeping together peacefully.

RWBY: .....

Ruby: Girls... Please get Adrian out of here.

Blake: Way ahead of you.

*gently picks Adrian up*

Weiss: So how are we going to do this?

Yang: We will take turns obviously.

Ruby: Good idea. Blake please lock the door.

*click*

Blake: Let me be first.

Yang: Said the radical lesbian.

RW: *giggles*

Blake: Oh go F yourself.

Jaune: *waking up*

Hey girls. What are all four of you doing here... Wait, where's Adrian?

Ruby: *crawl up to him*

Adrian is fine.

*kiss Jaune*

Jaune: Wait, why are you kissing me?

Yang: It's more fun to show you.

*all four starts undressing*

Jaune: Brothers preserve me...

In another universe.

Jess: My Jaune is about to become a baby daddy without his consent sense is tingling!

Baz: That's... Oddly specific?

[epic-arc]

Jaune ships be like:

[iamafanofcartoons]

EVEN BETTER! RWBY X JUSTICE LEAGUE PART 2

Is a movie I MUST WATCH!

[rachetmath]

Jaune: That is Jessica?

Ruby: Yeah.

Jaune: In her actually form?

Weiss: Yes Jaune.

Jaune: You’re kidding me right? You’re pulling my leg.

Blake: Jaune that is Jessica.

Yang: Why are you finding this hard to believe?

Jaune: She looks even better than the first time I met her. How did y'all get this?!

Ruby: We were the Justice League’s world.

Jaune: What?!

Ruby: Yeah, they needed our help.

Jaune: Why didn’t you take us with you?!

Weiss: Jaune, come on, we just got back. Aren’t you happy we're safe?

Jaune: I mean sure, but I would have loved to see Jessica again!

Yang: Okay, wait a minute, why is Jessica your main concern right now?

Jaune: I don’t know Yang. Maybe it’s because, unlike all of you, I spent the most time with her!

Yang: Oh.

Jaune: Yeah not only that I open up to her., especially about Pyrrha, who I don’t talk about as often, and how I miss her.

Weiss: Ouch.

Jaune: And at least she may have been the first girl I ever saved with my ability while others died. D. I. E. D.

Ruby: Oh.

Blake: Dark.

Jaune: So yeah, it would have been good to see and talk to her again. Considering, that I have been gone for years only to be brought back and act like nothing has changed besides me being older than all of you right now.

RWBY: *silent*

Jaune: Man, this is some bull. I can’t win for shit!

Ruby: Jaune it’s going to be okay.

Jaune: It is times like this I wish Pyrrha was alive.

Yang: Jaune, calm down! You are mad over pussy right now.

Jaune: Speak for yourself at least you can get pussy.

Ren: Look Jaune-

Yang: Ren you have no right to be in this conversation. Considering you fumbled the bag with yours.

Jaune: Damn straight. You had a 99% to get to business and you were riding on dick the whole time.

Ren: Okay, that was not needed. And not true.

In the Hall of Justice

Jessica: *sigh*

Dianna: What’s wrong?

Jessica: I just miss Jaune. I wish I could see him again.

Dianna: I don’t understand what makes him so special. He seemed average compared to the others.

Jessica: So when I was looking for my ring, the core to my powers, you just went off and left me.

Dianna: Oh.

Jessica: Plus if wasn’t for Jaune I wouldn’t have been able to use my powers which saved your lives.

Dianna: Fair point.

Jessica: Plus you're talking about average when you dated two normal men before Superman. Still, I hope he’s doing okay.

Dianna: Unnecessary to bring up but again, fair point.

[blake-me-up-inside]

I saw this meme suggested to me from the RWBY Republic Facebook page and now you have to see it too. (Could not find a source though.)

[bobauthorman]

Just re-watched Justice League x RWBY: Super Heroes and Huntsmen, Part One, and this part

At this point, WBY and Diana rejoined RNR and the League. Did Bruce seriously wait until the last moment just to reveal himself dramatically like that? Yes, yes he did. He's such a drama queen.

Also, Jaune's reaction

Look how the stars haven't replaced his eyes, but are inside them.

[jboy44]

Jessica walks around holding adrian " come on Diana" accept she adrians mom as part of au

Diana holding lizzie her blonde haired daughter from the comics " sorry lizzie dropped ger kangaroo plushie oh that must be the pitty date naune told us about"

Weiss freeze but green band keeps her mouth shut

Jessica " parents hate each other abusive dad sister ran, daye had to be force to not stand you up. Equals pitty"

Band vanishes as jessica done with construct

Pyrrha walks up " how do you know jaune?"

Jaune walks up. " meet Diana and jessica my baby mamas

Lizzie and adrian reach for jaune " dada 😄😄😄😄😄😇😇😇😇😇😇😇" jaune takes them " these are adrian and lizzie my babies"

Blake ".... You have been a dilf this whole time!!!!!!🤯🤯

Ruby "..... I could call him daddy😍😍😍😍😍

Yang "..... What did my sister just say😱

Nora " i am aunty 😇

Ren ".... Say what?

Weiss in daddy issues ".... I was asked out in pitty by a daddy😭😭😭😭

Pyrrha fiants" ☠️😢☠️"

[spahhzy]

Pyrrha,Weiss, Ruby, Neo, and Jessica are all tied up.

Cinder: See, you guys don't look so bad! Just moderately pissed off!

Cinder gives an unnerving smile.

Cinder: Okay, repeat after me!

Cinder: I love Jaune. Yes, I do. He's for me and not for you!

Cinder: Gonna cut his balls off wear'em on my head. Then we'll be together forever!

Cinder: That didn't rhyme, but I don't care! I love Jaune. Yes, I do, He's for ME! NOT FOR YOU!

R/P: ...

Cinder: NOT FOR YOU!!

N/W/J: 👀

Cinder: NOT FOR YOU!!!

Cinder: HE'S FOR ME!!!!

[madman479r]

Here the whole time

**Team RWBY fighting Grimm on Earth**

Weiss: **kills grimm** They just keep coming!

Yang: **Punches grimm, breathing heavily** Yeah... and am I... the only one... getting tired?

Blake: Yeah... me too.

Ruby: We can't stop now! **sees large wave of approaching grimm** Get ready, team!

**Grimm thundering towards a tired team RWBY but suddenly get cut down by a barrage of green bullets and rockets**

Ruby: Huh? **turns to see a green floating figure in the sky** Oh! It's Jessica! Thanks Je-

**Figure gets closer to reveal...**

RWBY: JAUNE?!

Jaune (Green Lantern): Hey there, guys!

Weiss: What the- You're here too?!

Ruby: And you're a green lantern like Jessica?

Jaune: Yeeeup! And I gotta say, this ring is awesome! These constructs are so cool! I don't know how Weiss doesn't make more summons more often.

Yang: You've been here this whole time?! Where the hell were you?!

Jaune: Well that's the thing. As soon as I got this ring I was taken to this planet full of other Green Lanterns called Oa, and trained to use the ring by some scary yet cool guy called Kilowog. I heard there was trouble on Earth so I came by to help out.

Ruby: Good timing too. Kinda running on fumes now.

Jaune: Well take a breather. I got this, Ruby, Yang, Weiss and-... **Looks at Blake**

Blake: what? Why is he looking at me funny? Oh, it's probably my lack of cat ear-

Jaune: CINDER! **Makes a large cannon**

Blake: Oh shit.

**Extra**

Jessica: Alright, east side of town is clear, I'm gonna check on team RW-... **Looks off into the distance**

Superman: Hmm? Jess? What's wrong?

Jessica: I... I can sense it. It's here... the Arc booty.

Black Canary:... Did i just hear her right?

[bssaz97]

Ruby: Guys have any of you guys seen Jaune?

Yang *reading a motorcycle magazine*: Oh I think he said something about going in a walk?

Ruby: He WHAT?!

Weiss: Ruby, why are you screaming?

Ruby: Do you remember the last time Jaune went out for a walk?!

Blake: Uhhh, he came back after killing some Grimm.

Ruby: Yes… and killing some of Ironwood’s soldiers! That’s why we’re still on the run!

Yang: Well Ruby be realistic, what are we gonna do to prevent him from going on a walk? Guy’s got to stretch his legs sometime. You can’t expect every time he goes out it’ll be a complete disaster.

Ruby: I-ugh, you’re right I need to have some faith in him.

The door to their temporary safe house opens unceremoniously and there stands the person of topic, Jaune D’Arc in the flesh.

Jaune: Sup ladies, I’m back.

Blake: Hey Jaune, how did your walk go?

Jaune: I’m glad you asked. It was a very full moon tonight and I happened to stumble upon a cult of greasy old men led by this bald guy. Also I brought a new girl, she’s a police girl.

Jessica *looking in shock and has a bloodied shirt*: H-Hello.

Ruby: …Jaune. Explain.

Jaune: I just explained.

Ruby: Explain in more detail, damnit! Who is this girl and why is she covered in blood?!

Jaune: Oh calm down, that’s all her own blood.

Ruby: JAUNE!

Jaune: Look she’s fine! I helped her out and now she’s like my protégé. Say hi to the ladies protégé.

Jessica: Do you all have a phone here? I really need to call home.

Yang: Oh you didn’t tell her?

Jaune: Oh right, must’ve slipped my mind. Jess, sweetheart, we are on the run from the Atlas military so you’re probably a fugitive now.

Jessica: WHAT?! You never said you were a criminal!

Jaune: I never said I wasn’t. Plus it’s Atlas, you can breathe and be considered a war criminal. Anyway I’m famished, got anything to eat?

Ruby: Why are you like this?

Jaune: Because you love me.

Ruby: That fact alone is proving to be taxing right now.

Jaune: Don’t worry Ruby, I promise I’ll make it up to you all soon. In the meantime, I’m gonna eat some meat. Jessica you can chat either way the girls, then I’m teaching you how to control your bloodlust.

Jessica: My what?

Jaune: Lessons for later. First, meat.

Jessica: ….What does he mean by that ?

Ruby: You have a lot to learn new stuff.

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More Jaune D’Arc will return…

[brokentrafficknight]

[reashot]

Weiss Vs. Bleiss.

The Battle for the Future of the Arc's Booty.

Bleiss: Jaune is Mine Ice Bitch!

*thrust*

Weiss: He loves me first!

*swing*

Bleiss: You rejected him!

*riposte*

Weiss: Better him being with me than with you!

*flurry*

Bleiss: You! I hate you!!!

*clash*

Weiss: Well I never like you! You're not my sister. I wish you were never been born!

Bleiss: AHHHH!!!!!!

Jaune: *being tied up in a chair*

Please girls stop it. You're both sisters. You both should love each others... Eh?

Ruby: He, he, he, he, he... 😁

When the cats are fighting the Woofy comes and swipes away the cute hunk blonde.

Jess: And don't forget the cute Latina sheep...

Jaune: Ruby? Jess?

What the two of you doing here?

Ruby: You couldn't tell? 😏

And I thought you're the smart one.

Jess: We're going to take you away from here...

Jaune: Oh thank you. Maybe they would stop fighting if they notices I'm missing...

Wait why am I still tied up?

Jess: Because Jaune. We want you all for ourselves.

Jaune: ?!

Ruby: You see Jaune, me and Jess have comes to an agreement. ☺

We think we would stand a better chance if we join forces together.

Jess: As they said. Two heads are better than one...

Ruby: And because two gives better heads than one. 😈

Jaune: *shocked realization* No please!

Ruby. Jess! You don't have to do this.

Jess: *giggle* too late Jaune.

Ruby: You are so going to get so much loving from us you will forgive us in the morning. 😋

Jaune: AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

*being carried to who knows where*

If this gets 100 likes I will continue this with a JaunexRubyxJess (sorta) smut.

If it gets 200 likes. I will add Bleiss & Weiss. And as bonus the two of them making up with each other.

[epic-arc]

The Crew

[juanarc-thethird]

The Crown is Never Wrong (Father's Day)

Papa Arc: *Sighs* What a long day

Jaune's father says when he returns from a busy day at work. He walks into the living room and sees a crown on the coffee table.

Papa Arc: What is this? A crown?

He takes the crown, looks at it carefully and puts it on.

Vision:

Jaune and her dad are driving through the woods towards a camping area.

Grandpa Arc: Thanks for taking me camping, son.

Jaune: No problem dad.

Grandpa Arc: I just wish my grandkids would have come too.

Jaune: I know.

They keep driving until they come to a huge cabin. So big that the whole Arc family could fit.

Grandpa Arc: Son, this is not the campsite.

Jaune: Just follow me.

Jaune gets out of the car and goes to the entrance of the cabin. Grandpa Arc sits in there for a while, trying to figure out what his son is doing, until he loses sight of him as he enters the house.

Grandpa Arc: My Oum, it's always something with this boy.

Grandpa Arc gets out of the car, and walks to the cabin. Upon reaching the door, he slowly opens it and…

Grandpa Arc: Hello?

Everyone: Happy Father's Day Grandpa!

Grandpa Arc: *Surprise* Holy shit!

Dragonslayer Kid: *Chuckles* Grandpa said a bad word.

Penny's Kid: Grandpa you must put a dollar in the swear jar

Nora's Kids: "Why do you say bad words grandpa, shit." "Yes grandpa, what the fuck?" "I wanna say fuck too!" "FUCK!"

Arcfall Kid: SHUT UP YOU IDIOTS!

Topaz kid: Damn, take it easy

Whiteknight Kid's: *laughing hard*

Grandpa Arc: *Chuckles* Those kids never change.

Winter's Kid: "Grandpa why don't you sit down" "Yes, sit!"

Grandpa Arc: Oh thank you.

He follows the two children and sits in a very comfortable chair.

ArcWitch Kid: Do you want something to drink, grandfather? Water, iced tea?

Grandpa Arc: Iced tea please.

Belladonna Kid's: *Holding an Iced tea* "Here it is, grandpa!"

Grandpa Arc: Thank you.

Lancaster Kid's: "Grandpa, can you tell us a story?" "Please"

Jessica's kid: "Me too!"

Vixen Kid's: "We also have food, grandpa!" "We made turkey sandwiches!"

May's kid: I bring you a plate!

Grandpa Arc: Thank you. *To his son* So this was your plan?

Jaune: I also planned for Saphron to be here but she's stuck in traffic. She will be here in about 20min. So just enjoy.

Grandpa Arc: Thank you son.

Jaune: No problem dad.

Vision ended.

Papa Arc: Honey, where's Jaune?! I need to talk to him man to man! The Arc bloodline will be eternal!