#jessica allen

[camo-wolf]

I don’t care what anyone says I’m looking forward to it

[dailydccomics]

 Nicola Scott’s “Through the Ages” covers

[hotcelebeauties]

Jessica Parker Kennedy

[howlingday]

Jessica: Hey, Jaune? I was wondering... How did you and Weiss meet?

Jaune: Well... We first official met in the locker rooms just before initiation. I kinda bumped into her and Pyrrha's conversation and tried to team up with her first. Kinda funny since she wanted to team up with Pyrrha and I teamed up with her instead. And we've been friends ever since!

Weiss: Huh?

Jessica: Wow... What an introduction!

Barry: That's one way to put it...

Weiss: Really, Arc? That's all? You know there's more to it than that!

Jaune: Huh?

Weiss: Why spare the details on how you met heiress to the Schnee Dust Company~?!

Jaune: Oh! You're right! Sorry, Weiss!

Weiss: (Beaming)

Jaune: After I tried to convince Weiss to join my team, she had Pyrrha throw her spear at me, pinning me to the wall. Then, after we were sent flying into the Emerald Forest, Pyrrha caught me with her spear, pinning me to a tree in mid-air. As I was left hanging until Pyrrha came to pick up her weapon, Weiss walked by, looked at me, and then left me hanging even though the rules said we're supposed to partner up with the first person we see!

Weiss: (Eyes wide)

Jaune: It was kinda mean of her to do that, but I don't hold a grudge against her.

Jessica: (In Weiss' face) EXCUSE ME?

Barry: Kinda mean doesn't really cover it...

Weiss: U-Uh... Listen, I know it sounds bad, but I can explain-

Jaune: ...After helping Neptune get the guts to tell Weiss how he felt about her, I met Weiss later and she thanked me for helping her have the best night of her life. And we've been close ever since!

Weiss: (In a headlock) I'msorryI'msorryI'm sorryI'msorryI'msorryI'msorryI'msorryI'm sorryI'msorryI'msorryI'msorryI'msorry!

Jessica: (Holding headlock) Aw~! That was such a cute story, Jaune~!

[incorrect-green-lantern-quotes]

The multilingual Green Lanterns (Jessica, Kyle, Simon) like to play a game of letting their rings translate their speech and seeing how long it takes other people to realize they’re not actually talking in English

In the Justice League, Batman and Martian Manhunter are usually the first to notice, the former because he can read lips and the latter because he can telepathically sense the mischief.

Superman and Wonder Woman, both polyglots themselves, have also picked up on the GLs’ little game on several occasions.

Flash might be catching on, he’s fast enough to catch the ever so slight delay between when the GLs start talking and the ring kicks in.

Captain Marvel is so far completely oblivious. The wisdom of Solomon may grant fluency in all languages, but apparently it only kicks in when Billy is aware that someone is not speaking English.

Zatanna knows, but that’s because she was the accidental inspiration for the game (she once hexed Guy to only be able to speak in French, but his ring made it seem like the spell failed).

[nadien-aqui1]

[jetslay]

DC Through The Ages variant covers by Nicola Scott.

[kryptonbabe]

It's interesting how every time a new human green lantern is created the fandom implodes questioning if another GL is really necessary and it becomes a debate over everyone's favorite "forgotten" lantern like Kyle, Jessica Cruz, Guy, even Hal will pop up depending on the circumstance. However... there's a corner of DC teeming, bubbling, overflowing with new characters all the time: the Flash family, the high-metabolism reproducing rabbits of the super-hero community, speedsters come from the past, the future, alternate timelines, sometimes they're born and their mom's become speedsters too! It's a miracle and the Flash fandom loves and accepts every single one of them

[wajjs]

I will never forget this.

[camo-wolf]

Full view of Damian in his pj’s

Baby

Batman in a mech

Ra’s Al ghul being leader of the yakuza

[hijinxinprogress]

Is the Lantern Corp looking for Young Justice? YJ is wanted on literally every other planet they’ve visited but has it gotten to the point where the lantern corp is involved and actively trying to arrest them?

The justice league is having a meeting and a member of young justice is there for some reason and green lantern loses his shit “YOU! I know you! Do you know how long I’ve been looking for you?!”

It doesn’t matter what yj member it is Wonder Woman is swinging bc “that’s a child! control yourself or I will assist you in doing so” while Batman’s in the background growling “status report! what are you talking about? why don’t I know about this situation? there’s five of you why have I not been briefed on this?” and Hal’s failing to fend off Wonder Woman though he still manages to snap back “Child??! Well, that child and their friends are intergalactic criminals! They’re wanted in at least two hundred and sixty three sectors! For every kind of crime from genocide to fucking petty theft” but Wonder Woman is giving him a look that very clearly says ‘try me if you want to’

which leads to Hal having to go to oa to explain that “yeah no we can’t arrest them, do you want fucking wonder woman to come up here?? I’ll quit rn” and “no I literally can’t arrest them, these are my coworkers kids what do you want me to do?” which ultimately leads to the trinity having to go to oa in yjs place to negotiate lowering their punishment to having a green lantern escort when yj goes on intergalactic missions or leave earth for any reason instead of prison/death like the guardians wanted except having a green lantern assigned to yj doesn’t work the way it was intended and it doesn’t matter which green lantern is assigned to those menaces, it’s not gonna work because

When Hal’s assigned to them as long as they’re not hurting anyone intentionally Hal actively encourages yjs nonsense

YJ respects John for putting up with Hal so they try not to stress him out too much (which means they don’t tell John the plan beforehand if it’s something a Responsible Adult would disapprove of and 83% of the time it is so John’s blood pressure skyrockets whenever he finds out yjs assigned to him)

Jess tried to be the ‘cool authority figure’ when she noticed that yj still did fuckshit under johns supervision along with ignoring literally everything the jl tells them but that didn’t work so she’s started negotiating with them like ‘If you limit yourselves to three small explosions, I’ll give you this blaster I got on my last mission’

they flat out ignore Guy or piss him off enough that he leaves despite it being an assignment from both the league and the guardians

they rarely listen to Kyle bc he’s friends with Bart and you know he’s friends with Bart so he enables like 40% of the shit they do and they get away with the rest

[howlingday]

Cyborg: (Playing RWBY Fighting Game) "I'm Jaune."

The Flash: (Snickers) That's what he's most famous for saying. "I'm Jaune Arc."

Cyborg: "Heh! The name's Jaune Arc! I like... swords."

The Flash: "The name's Jaune Arc! I like the new episodes of Caped Crusader~!"

Wonder Woman: "My name is Jaune Arc, and I love water."

The Flash: "I love bottles of water~!"

Cyborg: "Water's short, sweet, and rolls off the tongue~!"

Batman: Water with no ice.

The Flash: "Water's short, sweet, and rolls off the tongue! The ladies love it~."

Cyborg: "Words short"

The Flash: "Short, sweet"

Superman: Why does he keep cutting himself off? Is he sick?

Wonder Woman: "Ladies love oxygen."

The Flash: "Oxygen's short, sweet, and rolls off the tongue~!"

Batman: You're quoting his introduction in the series, aren't you?

Cyborg: "Short, sweet, and rolls off the tongue~."

The Flash: "Nora's short, sweet, and rolls off the tongue~!"

Cyborg: (Simulating Ren's voice) What did you just say?

The Flash: "Short"

The Flash: "Short"

Superman: I don't know why it's funny, but something about Jaune constantly cutting himself off is hilarious.

Cyborg: "Sweet"

The Flash: "Rolls"

Cyborg: "Tongue"

The Flash: "Tongue's short, sweet, and rolls off the ladies."

Cyborg: "The Arc is name Jaune~!"

The Flash: "ROLL~!"

Batman: ...

Batman: "Saus"

Justice League: (Cackling)

Jessica: Hey, guys, what are we laughing about in here?

[justiceleague]

New character posters for Batman Ninja vs. Yakuza League

[arc-misadventures]

NNN: Jaune and Jessica bet their teams they can last NNN.....how do they do?

NNN: J

Jaune: I can totally beat, NNN. Just you watch me!

Blake: You really think you can do that?

Jaune: Easily!

Blake: What makes you think that? I mean, Jessica is just a cuter version of, Ruby…

Ruby: You take that back!

Blake: Can you really deny, Green Ruby?

Ruby: Green what?!

Jaune: First off, Ruby’s nothing like Jessica.

Ruby: That’s right! I’m way better than that goblin!

Blake: How so?

Jaune: First off. She’s a legal loli, Ruby isn’t.

Blake: That’s true.

Ruby: Excuse me what?

Jaune: And, Jessica has magic powers with her ring. Wait, Ruby has magical powers with her eyes… They’re both cute as a button. Both have a passion for heavy ordanence. Both are small. One is green, the other is red, making them complimentary colours. Have small chest, but full butts. Wow… It’s like they’re twins…

Blake: So if you imagine, Ruby as, Jessica, would that make you dealing with, NNN hard?

Jaune: No, she’d just be, Red Jessica then.

Ruby: I’d be red what?!

Blake: But, don’t you want to… ‘tap dat ass?’

Jaune: I do, but I’d rather tap the older Jessica ass, than the younger one. Well, 60/40 in favour of which, Jessica I’d like to tap.

Jaune: …

Jaune: First…

Blake: Older Jessica?

Jaune: Yeah, back in her world she’s in her twenties, she looks like a completely different person. I bet, Ruby will just look a few inches taller when she’s older.

Ruby: Take that back!

Blake: What does she look like, this older, Jessica?

Jaune: Here’s a photo she sent me…

Blake: Damn~! Puppetry was kind to her~!

Ruby: I bet I’ll get a better figure then her.

Jaune: See! I want to tap that! But, I can’t…

Blake: Why not?

Jaune: She’s back in her world, and I’m here… Can’t lose, NNN when there’s nothing to lose to…

Blake: But, I thought she was coming back?

Jaune: She promised she would, but even she doesn’t know when she could… So, yeah…

Blake: So, what are you going to do then?

Jaune: Wait, and see. What else can I do?

Ruby: You can fun with me instead~?

Jaune: Not now, Red Jessica.

Ruby: I am not, Green Ruby!?!

Blake: What do you think, Jessica is doing now?

Jaune: Probably saving the world, that’s what heroes do after all.

~~~~~~

Meanwhile in the, DC RWBY Universe

~~~~~~

Jessica: FIX THAT FUCKING MACHINE ALREADY!!!

Jessica was not saving the world at the moment, she was currently losening her mind with unbridled lust, and blinding rage.

For she was currently being restrained by her friends, Powegirl, Wonderwoman, Superman, and Hal Gordon of the Green Lantern Corp. At least they we’re trying to; One would think three of the, Leagues strongest members could restrain a girl in her mid twenties with relative ease. However, they didn’t take into consideration what a highly horny girl, who was frustrated to no end because she was so hormonal could do to a person.

For in, Jessica’s, hormonal rage, for the lack of a better description, had received both a ring from the, Star Sapphire Core, and the Red Lantern Core. Making an already powerful Lantern exponentially more powerful, and terrifying.

Clark: Hurry up! We’re barely holding her back!

Victor: We’re working as fast as we can!

A multi coloured blast of energy soon shot past, Cyborg’s head, narrowly missing the trans-dimensional gateway thar he, and Batman we’re working on repairing.

Bruce: Hal, block her energy blasts. If one those hits the machine it will be destroyed.

Hal: I’m trying, but I’m fighting three on one!

Kara: Have you called any, Lanterns for back up!

Hal: I called, but it will take them a while to come here.

Another multi coloured blast ripped past, Hal’s head, and nearly impacted one of the stations windows, but the blast doors quickly shut as the, Flash hit the emergency button to activate the blast doors.

Wally: Okay, that was close. Okay, can someone explain to me what’s going on?

Diana: She’s been cursed by, Aphrodite!

Wally: What?

Kara: She decided to do the, NNN challenge. But, that only made her think of that, Jaune kid she’s been talking about, and now she’s just really, really horny!

Clark: And, angry!

Wally: Oh… Well, not to sound vulgar, but can’t she just… do it, and relax then?

Kara: You certainly never been with a woman before have you?!

Wally: Hey!

Bruce: Enough. Just hold on a little longer, we’ve nearly finis…?!

Victor: Oh shit!

Hal: AHHH?!

Another blast of energy hit, Hals shield, only this time it broke through, and slamming into, Hal, and sending him flying only for the bolt of energy to fly though the air, and crash into the machine. It surged with new found power from within, suddenly it blast upward into a multi coloured hole in the ceiling. The ensemble of heroes stared at the whole before something fell through it, and hit the ground with a heavy thud. Before the portal, as it seemed to be suddenly vanished.

They look down upon the ground to see a suit of armour slowly rise from the ground. It’s once polished clean white metal, now was stained by streaks of rust. The knight looked down at his hands before a weary sigh escaped its lips. It’s hands reached up, and removed its helmet, revealing a mane of blond hair tied in a wolf tail. It looked down at the helmet in it’s hands before letting a deep sigh escape his lips. One burdened by the weight of the world, and tired of carrying such a burden around without rest.

: I see… I’m the, Rusted Knight once again… peachy. But… where am I? This clearly isn’t the, Ever After… So where is it?

The figure was about to turn around, when they heard a series of mechanical shifts, and the whirling of engines. He had the stinking feeling he was in a place he wasn’t supposed to be.

Bruce: Who are you, how did you get here?

: I don’t know how I got here, a portal appeared below my feet, and I fell through it, and suddenly I appeared here. As for who I am, well… In this form, I was called the, Rusted Knight. But, that was only in children’s fairytale. But, my real name is, Jaune Arc.

The knight held up it’s hands as it slowly turned around to face them, revealing a grizzled beard of golden hair, laced with white streaks. As he stood before them, he looked at them with a perplexed expression across his face as he stared at them in turn.

Jaune: Do I know you? You look familiar, at least some of you, have we met…? Wait… Jessica, is that you?

The trio was struggling to contain, the Tri-Coloured Lantern from her hormonal rage, but she suddenly went slack in their arms, as the knight fell through the portal. But, her breath quickened as she saw a grizzled old blond man appear before them.

Jessica: J-J-Jaune…? Is that really you?

Jaune: It’s really me my little nightlight.

Jaune smiled warmly, with a fatherly smile as if he was pleased to with what he saw before him. For him, being reunited with his girlfriend, even in such an unorthodox manner was quite pleasing to him. Jessica was also, extremely pleased to see her boyfriend again, she was however, going through a panic attack as she struggled to digest what she was seeing before her.

Jessica: J-J-Jaune’s here?! B-But it’s not, Jaune… This, Jaune is b-bigger! Taller! Those muscles?! And, the beard! That glorious beard! And, are those white streaks? J-Jaune’s a silver fox?! He’s a total daddy now! My Daddy now! Ah… Ah-ha…! Ahahahahahahaha?!

Everyone started looking at, Jessica in concern. Jaune was concerned that after finally reuniting with his girlfriend they would have had happy embrace, followed by a lovers kiss. But, here he was watching his girlfriend falling down into a mad fit of laughter.

For the rest of the, Justic League it was unsettling to see their friend go from stark raving mad, to looking like she was just dosed in, Joker laughing gas.

And, yet it all ended as fast as it began.

Jessica: Aaaaahhhh~!

(“Thud”)

Blood poured down, Jessica’s nose she she finally stopped laughing, before she promptly fainted, and fell upon the ground. Silence hung in the air as all turned to face their unexpected guest.

Jaune: Uhhh… Sorry?

Clark: All thing’s considered this was probably for the best.

Jaune: Okay…?

Kara: That’s, Jaune?!

Diana: he was a teenager when I last saw him, not like… this?!

Kara: Do you think, Jessica is open to sharing?

Jaune: So uhh… what now?

[jetslay]

"DC League of Super-Pets" concept art by Linda Li.

[layla-keating]

THE FLASH 9.13 “A New World, Part Four: The Finale”