#jessica allen

[camo-wolf]

I don’t care what anyone says I’m looking forward to it

[dailydccomics]

 Nicola Scott’s “Through the Ages” covers

[hotcelebeauties]

Jessica Parker Kennedy

[howlingday]

Jessica: Hey, Jaune? I was wondering... How did you and Weiss meet?

Jaune: Well... We first official met in the locker rooms just before initiation. I kinda bumped into her and Pyrrha's conversation and tried to team up with her first. Kinda funny since she wanted to team up with Pyrrha and I teamed up with her instead. And we've been friends ever since!

Weiss: Huh?

Jessica: Wow... What an introduction!

Barry: That's one way to put it...

Weiss: Really, Arc? That's all? You know there's more to it than that!

Jaune: Huh?

Weiss: Why spare the details on how you met heiress to the Schnee Dust Company~?!

Jaune: Oh! You're right! Sorry, Weiss!

Weiss: (Beaming)

Jaune: After I tried to convince Weiss to join my team, she had Pyrrha throw her spear at me, pinning me to the wall. Then, after we were sent flying into the Emerald Forest, Pyrrha caught me with her spear, pinning me to a tree in mid-air. As I was left hanging until Pyrrha came to pick up her weapon, Weiss walked by, looked at me, and then left me hanging even though the rules said we're supposed to partner up with the first person we see!

Weiss: (Eyes wide)

Jaune: It was kinda mean of her to do that, but I don't hold a grudge against her.

Jessica: (In Weiss' face) EXCUSE ME?

Barry: Kinda mean doesn't really cover it...

Weiss: U-Uh... Listen, I know it sounds bad, but I can explain-

Jaune: ...After helping Neptune get the guts to tell Weiss how he felt about her, I met Weiss later and she thanked me for helping her have the best night of her life. And we've been close ever since!

Weiss: (In a headlock) I'msorryI'msorryI'm sorryI'msorryI'msorryI'msorryI'msorryI'm sorryI'msorryI'msorryI'msorryI'msorry!

Jessica: (Holding headlock) Aw~! That was such a cute story, Jaune~!

[incorrect-green-lantern-quotes]

The multilingual Green Lanterns (Jessica, Kyle, Simon) like to play a game of letting their rings translate their speech and seeing how long it takes other people to realize they’re not actually talking in English

In the Justice League, Batman and Martian Manhunter are usually the first to notice, the former because he can read lips and the latter because he can telepathically sense the mischief.

Superman and Wonder Woman, both polyglots themselves, have also picked up on the GLs’ little game on several occasions.

Flash might be catching on, he’s fast enough to catch the ever so slight delay between when the GLs start talking and the ring kicks in.

Captain Marvel is so far completely oblivious. The wisdom of Solomon may grant fluency in all languages, but apparently it only kicks in when Billy is aware that someone is not speaking English.

Zatanna knows, but that’s because she was the accidental inspiration for the game (she once hexed Guy to only be able to speak in French, but his ring made it seem like the spell failed).

[gotham-at-nightfall]

Justice League (of Earth-94)

By The Orange Juice Goose

[nadien-aqui1]

[jetslay]

DC Through The Ages variant covers by Nicola Scott.

[yams-here]

Who knew that having two hyperfixations at the same time would cause them to merge (DCCHG meets Magical Girl Anime)

basically if metropolis was still metropolis but it was like. structured like tokyo for some reason

plus the token magical anime supporting cast of boys

[arkangelo-7]

Headcannon that Bruce Wayne takes the Justice League to an amusement park and then never does that Shit™ ever again.

They all go in civilian identities, but since some of them (i.e. Bruce and Oliver ) are recognizable outside of costume, they have to wear disguises anyway. (I’m imaging the classic baseball cap and sunglasses, 2016 MCU-core). Obviously this does nothing but make people even more suspicious. Bruce and Ollie spend half a hour in the men’s bathroom trying to dodge the paparazzi—rumors quickly emerge that they’re hooking up. It’s a PR disaster.

But everything else is a disaster too.

Arthur drops $300 dollars trying to win prize goldfish so he can release it back into the ocean. (He loses every time and eventually used the power of the Sea or something and caused a miniature tsunami—the minimum wage worker behind the counter is not impressed.)

Clark and Barry somehow end up in a hot dog eating contest—Barry wins, Clark gets fourth, but when they get back to the Watchtower both of them spend a solid ten minutes throwing up.

Dinah and Diana get competitive and try to see how many times they can go on the park’s fastest roller coaster in a row. (The answer is 14, by the way.)

Hal, John, Kyle, and Jessica go to play laser tag but get their asses handed to them a bunch of twenty-somethings there for a bachelorette party. (Jessica switched sides halfway into the round and is now a member of the wedding party + Kyle gets a high heel to the face somehow and has to go the ER.)

Martian Manhunter waits in line to buy funnel cake but end up getting detained by amusement park cops because Hal looks suspiciously like the guy who tried to cut the line at the spaceship-themed ride. (He thought it actually went to space, Cyborg had to pay 50 bucks to bail him out.)

When all’s said and done, Bruce is out a couple thousand dollars and has to hire an entire new press team. (His all quit, they couldn’t handle working with Oliver’s press people.) But at least they did team bonding, right?

[kryptonbabe]

It's interesting how every time a new human green lantern is created the fandom implodes questioning if another GL is really necessary and it becomes a debate over everyone's favorite "forgotten" lantern like Kyle, Jessica Cruz, Guy, even Hal will pop up depending on the circumstance. However... there's a corner of DC teeming, bubbling, overflowing with new characters all the time: the Flash family, the high-metabolism reproducing rabbits of the super-hero community, speedsters come from the past, the future, alternate timelines, sometimes they're born and their mom's become speedsters too! It's a miracle and the Flash fandom loves and accepts every single one of them

[camo-wolf]

Full view of Damian in his pj’s

Baby

Batman in a mech

Ra’s Al ghul being leader of the yakuza

[wajjs]

I will never forget this.

[howlingday]

Cyborg: (Playing RWBY Fighting Game) "I'm Jaune."

The Flash: (Snickers) That's what he's most famous for saying. "I'm Jaune Arc."

Cyborg: "Heh! The name's Jaune Arc! I like... swords."

The Flash: "The name's Jaune Arc! I like the new episodes of Caped Crusader~!"

Wonder Woman: "My name is Jaune Arc, and I love water."

The Flash: "I love bottles of water~!"

Cyborg: "Water's short, sweet, and rolls off the tongue~!"

Batman: Water with no ice.

The Flash: "Water's short, sweet, and rolls off the tongue! The ladies love it~."

Cyborg: "Words short"

The Flash: "Short, sweet"

Superman: Why does he keep cutting himself off? Is he sick?

Wonder Woman: "Ladies love oxygen."

The Flash: "Oxygen's short, sweet, and rolls off the tongue~!"

Batman: You're quoting his introduction in the series, aren't you?

Cyborg: "Short, sweet, and rolls off the tongue~."

The Flash: "Nora's short, sweet, and rolls off the tongue~!"

Cyborg: (Simulating Ren's voice) What did you just say?

The Flash: "Short"

The Flash: "Short"

Superman: I don't know why it's funny, but something about Jaune constantly cutting himself off is hilarious.

Cyborg: "Sweet"

The Flash: "Rolls"

Cyborg: "Tongue"

The Flash: "Tongue's short, sweet, and rolls off the ladies."

Cyborg: "The Arc is name Jaune~!"

The Flash: "ROLL~!"

Batman: ...

Batman: "Saus"

Justice League: (Cackling)

Jessica: Hey, guys, what are we laughing about in here?

[hijinxinprogress]

Is the Lantern Corp looking for Young Justice? YJ is wanted on literally every other planet they’ve visited but has it gotten to the point where the lantern corp is involved and actively trying to arrest them?

The justice league is having a meeting and a member of young justice is there for some reason and green lantern loses his shit “YOU! I know you! Do you know how long I’ve been looking for you?!”

It doesn’t matter what yj member it is Wonder Woman is swinging bc “that’s a child! control yourself or I will assist you in doing so” while Batman’s in the background growling “status report! what are you talking about? why don’t I know about this situation? there’s five of you why have I not been briefed on this?” and Hal’s failing to fend off Wonder Woman though he still manages to snap back “Child??! Well, that child and their friends are intergalactic criminals! They’re wanted in at least two hundred and sixty three sectors! For every kind of crime from genocide to fucking petty theft” but Wonder Woman is giving him a look that very clearly says ‘try me if you want to’

which leads to Hal having to go to oa to explain that “yeah no we can’t arrest them, do you want fucking wonder woman to come up here?? I’ll quit rn” and “no I literally can’t arrest them, these are my coworkers kids what do you want me to do?” which ultimately leads to the trinity having to go to oa in yjs place to negotiate lowering their punishment to having a green lantern escort when yj goes on intergalactic missions or leave earth for any reason instead of prison/death like the guardians wanted except having a green lantern assigned to yj doesn’t work the way it was intended and it doesn’t matter which green lantern is assigned to those menaces, it’s not gonna work because

When Hal’s assigned to them as long as they’re not hurting anyone intentionally Hal actively encourages yjs nonsense

YJ respects John for putting up with Hal so they try not to stress him out too much (which means they don’t tell John the plan beforehand if it’s something a Responsible Adult would disapprove of and 83% of the time it is so John’s blood pressure skyrockets whenever he finds out yjs assigned to him)

Jess tried to be the ‘cool authority figure’ when she noticed that yj still did fuckshit under johns supervision along with ignoring literally everything the jl tells them but that didn’t work so she’s started negotiating with them like ‘If you limit yourselves to three small explosions, I’ll give you this blaster I got on my last mission’

they flat out ignore Guy or piss him off enough that he leaves despite it being an assignment from both the league and the guardians

they rarely listen to Kyle bc he’s friends with Bart and you know he’s friends with Bart so he enables like 40% of the shit they do and they get away with the rest

[jetslay]

DC Super-Heroes by Phil G Ramsay.