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this was a test bc 1. it’s the ten year anniversary of njcon 2013 and 2. i wanted to know if we’d get an essaygate pt 2. i am happy to report that texan passed! one of his handlers winked at me when i walked up which i am still 😳 about, i truly do not remember if he actually read the paper but he made eye contact, smiled, and said your welcome! when i thanked him
i walked away feeling great so yay!
#njcon#njcon23#spnnj#spnnj23#spn#supernatural#jason apples#jensen ackles#dean winchester#queer dean winchester
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No Capes Batman AU where Jason is just like, ‘I’m meant to be a middle child. I’ve got middle child energy’ and then steals the neighbor kid. Not like they were using him anyways.
#Tim: *actively spying on his neighbors with binoculars*#Jason: *holding up a sign that says ‘come over. we’re brothers now’*#Dick fully accepts this kind of lunacy because Tim is precocious and three apples tall#Bruce has to act like this isn’t something they do while also already signing adoption papers#Tim drake#jason todd#batfam#Batman
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jason starts counting his age from his Dip in the Pit (tm)
i saw a textpost on here about jason not knowing how old he actually is (and unsure whether to count the days in his grave) and so he just ,, starts counting his age from when he was dipped in the lazarus pit. this causes damian to start calling him his little brother . if you run across it please tag me in it🙏
EDIT: found it :)
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Tim: When I was small-
Jason: *laughs*
Tim: What?
Jason: 'Was'.
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Happy Pride month 🌈
#please ignore my poor choices of outfits and colors#Tim is NOT Nemo#Damian maybe 10 apples tall#I need Rainbow bat plushie#batfam#bruce wayne#richard grayson#jason todd#tim drake#cassandra cain#damian wayne#stephanie brown#duke thomas
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Jason being a "tall" guy even in the universes where he didn't get dunked in the pit, the difference is that a Jason who got Lazarus's skin care treatment is usually 6'6, the versions of him who don't are usually 5'6 to 6'0.
Batman, who accidentally entered a alternate dimension, seeing a version of Jason who's not towering over him and not as large as a Kardashian's fridge: You're not my baby.
#jason todd#red hood#dc comics#bruce wayne#batman#jason may be a big boy but deep down he's only three apples tall
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Robins Halloween! :D
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#drew these a few days ago and waited to post them until now#trying to hold back from fixing anatomy etc and just letting a doodle be a doodle#dc comics#my art#no I will not explain the candy apple#because I just don’t have an explinatiom#batman#superman#bruce wayne#clark kent#stephanie brown#batgirl#robin#dick grayson#damian wayne#jason todd#tim drake#jarro#maps mizoguchi#mia mizoguchi#duke thomas#superbat
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dick: what are you guys doing?
tim, frozen in surprise, as damian struggled against his bonds, apples scattered around them: uh... it's not what it looks like
steph, oblivious: i got it! he's 11 apples tall
jason, a little shit: damn, we were one off. i thought it'd be 10
#tim: only 11? even hello kitty is 5 apples tall and shes a fictional cat#jason: you're one to talk for being only 13 apples tall#damian: release me you imbeciles!#dc#dc comics#dc universe#dcu#batman#batfam#incorrect batfamily quotes#dick grayson#jason todd#tim drake#stephanie brown#damian wayne#nightwing#red hood#red robin#dc spoiler#robin#unidentified gothamite
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Hey you, dc comics reader! are you tired of watching your idiot jason todd get fucked over by the writers in the main ongoing? dont want to see him die for a meaningless reason and then get revived in the worst possible clothing choices and awfully young ugly face for a technically mid twenties man? well why dont you pick up The Boy Wonder #2 bu Juni Ba, the mini series following damien as he claims the robin mantle, and get yourself a heaping of a real jason todd
watch him go! hes angry depressed and mangled to hell and back!
#getting the masses to read boy wonder by dangling jason like a apple to a minecraft pig#come closer#come support distinct comic styles instead of ugly same face realism#come support juni ba whos a real great comic artist in his own right#dc comics#batman#jason todd#the boy wonder#sorry damien ill make another post highlighting you since it is your miniseries
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what do you mean tedtrent got married on a cool monday night in january
#WHAT THE FUCK MAN#APPLE TV DOESNT WANT ME TO LIVE#ted lasso#tedependent#trent crimm#tedtrent#tred#james lance#jason sudeikis#emmys 2024
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did you give jensen a copy of your paper when he signed it? And can we read it anywhere? 👉👈
god this is so embarrassing, but that bitch(my essay) is not even REMOTELY close to being finished. it’s like one page of actual writing and 8 pages of an outline and notes on a singular sources, and i have many other sources to get through before i feel comfortable really starting it 😂😂😂
i made the cover page for him to sign that way when i DO actually finish it i can just slap that bad boy on it, so no hr did not get a copy😅
when it is done it will be available on my kofi, probably in multiple part bc i imagine it’s going to be a long boy😂
however, if you are interested in listening to me talk about vampirism and queerness in supernatural here is a link to a podcast episode i was on talking about 3x07, “fresh blood”:
#njcon#njcon23#jensen ackles#jason apples#spn#supernatural#dean winchester#queer dean winchester#spnnj#spnnj23
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frick you *cat stickers your secret bird club*
#THEY HAVE BEEN COMPLETED!!#4/4#tim drake#damian wayne#jason todd#dick grayson#batfam#damian is still 3 apple tall#banterdraws#banterzstickersaga#red robin#red hood#nightwing#robin dc
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Fun fact! All my aus are connected to the main lobby of mine!
#hazbin hotel x reader#hazbin hotel#hazbin adam#hazbin hotel adam#adam x reader#hazbin adam x reader#adams apple#heaven star au#archangel gabriel#jason todd x male reader#gravity falls au#gravity falls x reader#gravity falls x you#reverse falls x reader#lmk x reader#lmk#slashers x reader#slasher x reader#creepypasta x reader#sans au#sans yn#sans x reader#sans aus x reader
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slumber party
pairing: ted lasso x reader (f)
warnings: language, pure smut, thigh riding, fingering, piv (unprotected oops)
word count: 2k
when ted invited you to an away game and they accidentally book the wrong amount of rooms, you're gonna have to stay with him for the night. one bed plus a bar of sexy chocolate makes for a very interesting sleep over.
Alrighty, does everyone have their room cards?" Ted asked the group. You looked around, and of course, you were the only one that didn't have a room card.
"Um, I don't have a room." You spoke up. Ted immediately looked at you with softened eyes.
"I'm very sorry, we don't have any more rooms available." The hotel employee said. You groaned in response. This is why you don't go to any away games. Luckily, you and Ted were really close friends so of course, he offered you to stay in his room.
"It's really no problem at all, it's just one night." Ted reassured. One night shouldn't be a problem.
Ted was even more than willing to carry your bags into the room too. The two of you walked into the room and automatically groaned in response.
There was only one bed.
"I could've sworn this room has two beds." Ted said, annoyed.
"It's alright, look," you pointed at the couch on the side of the room. "There's a couch. I'll just sleep on the couch and you can take the bed.
"I'm not gonna let you sleep on the couch, but I know if I sleep on the couch, my back is be like a right angle when I wake up." Ted laughed.
"I mean, I think we can both be adults and take the bed, yeah?" You quirked an eyebrow at him.
"Alright, only if you're comfortable with it." Ted really wanted to make sure he wasn't putting you in an uncomfortable position, but little does he know, you've had a crush on him for ages. You've always dreamed about a moment like this.
"I'm absolutely comfortable with it." You confirmed.
The two of you sat on the bed and got comfortable on your respective sides. Ted decided to turn on a movie so the two of you laid in bed and watched the movie. Halfway through the movie, Ted offered you a drink from the mini fridge, to which you said yes.
After the both of you became buzzed, you decided to go into your bag to get your phone charger, but something else had fallen out of your bag, also.
"Darlin' you dropped your candy," Ted picked up the chocolate bar to hand it back to you, but his eyes widened as soon as he saw the wrapper. It was one of those chocolates that make you extremely horny when you eat it. "What the hell is this?" He laughed.
"Oh my god," You groaned. "Beard gave it to me as a joke. He told me that him and Jane eat these all the time and that it's like... unreal."
Ted's glance kept dancing between you and the chocolate bar in his hands. He cleared his throat. "That sounds, interesting."
"I don't even know why I took it. It's just gonna be a waste." You turned away from Ted to get your pajamas out of your bag.
"It doesn't have to be a waste." Ted quirked his eyebrow at you.
"Really?" You raised your eyebrow back at him.
"Why not? It's storming out so we can't do anything, it'll give us something to do. Unless you don't wanna do it." Ted quickly reassured.
"You're right, why not? Let me just get my pajamas on and let's do it." There's a chance nothing will even happen, but he's right. There was nothing else to do.
You went into the bathroom to get changed into your pajamas. When you looked into the mirror, you had to give yourself a little pep talk before you could go back out there.
You walked out in a pair of satin pajama pants and a satin tank top, with no bra, of course. Ted quickly adjusted his sweatpants and cleared his throat when he saw you. You think he would be completely fine without the chocolate.
You plopped down on the bed next to Ted, resting on your knees. He was nervously playing with the chocolate in his hands.
"You ready?" He broke the chocolate in half and gave you one half.
"Let's do this." You both clinked the halves of chocolate before eating them. You took the chocolate and thoroughly chewed it before swallowing it. When you and Ted both finished eating it, you two just looked at each other.
"I don't feel anything," Ted said.
"Yeah, me either. I feel fine." You said. It was true, you really did feel fine. "Let's just give it some time."
Ten minutes passed and you two felt okay. Ted was completely focused on the movie you guys were watching while you kept trying to glance over at Ted through your peripherals.
Twenty minutes passed and neither one of you said a word. You were starting to feel more awake, but that was the only extent of it. Maybe Beard just gave you a regular chocolate, but he wanted me to think it was the special chocolate. Kind of like a placebo effect.
Thirty minutes passed and you finally began to feel something. You weren't sure about Ted, but you were starting to feel uncomfortable in your skin. The fabric of your clothing was just too tight. Your nipples were strained against the very thin material of your shirt. Underneath your underwear, your clit began to throb, desperate for some sort of contact.
Ted was still watching the movie that was on while you subtly crossed your legs, trying to relieve some of that pressure. It did, the tiniest bit. I clenched my legs and slowly rubbed my legs back and forth, trying so hard not to groan at the frustration. It wasn't good enough.
Out of the corner of your eye, you saw Ted's hand slowly moving over to your side of the bed. His hand finally landed on your thigh, and you already wanted to scream. The inner skin of your thigh was incredibly sensitive, and his touch made you turn to jelly.
"Just watch the movie," Ted said coldly. "I'll take care of ya." Ted used his finger nails to softly draw circles around your inner thigh, working his way up to your center. He softly cupped your pussy over the fabric of your shorts, causing you to inadvertently grind on his hand.
Without even looking at you, he slipped his hand underneath your shorts and your underwear and began drawing lazy circles over your clit.
"You're so wet. Is this all for me?" Ted said cockily. "I don't think we even needed that chocolate. I think you get yourself all worked up on your own."
"Fuck," I moaned. He finally looked over at me and his eyes were completely blown with lust. As his finger continued to circle your clit, you hand reached up under your shirt to pull at your nipples. Between the sensation on your clit and your nipples, it was enough to push you over the edge.
"Wait, wait." You moaned out to Ted, not ready to come yet. He quickly pulled his hand out from underneath your shorts. You quickly got up and straddled Ted's lap, over his obvious boner. You wrapped your arms around his neck and connected your lips onto his. It was messy and desperate. The two of you couldn't possibly get closer to one another.
The outline of his cock was directly underneath your clothed pussy. As his tongue slipped into your mouth, you moaned right into his mouth causing you to grind down right on his cock.
"Oh my god," You cried out as the fabric of your shorts hit your clit with the perfect amount of pressure. The pressure you've been looking for.
As you continued to work your hips back and forth, Ted took it upon himself to pull your tank top off, exposing your tits right in front of his face.
"Fuck, look at you. You're unreal, darlin' you know that?" Ted groaned into your tits. He latched his lips onto your right nipple and swirled his tongue around the peak. The warmth of his mouth was ungodly.
Your hips began to move faster as you were about to come. The moans that left your mouth were filthy, the type of moans that you only hear in porn. Ted must've been able to tell that you were able to finish.
"Come on baby, that's right. Come all over me. I've gotcha." He continued to play with your nipples as he tried to get you to finish.
"Mmmmm," You squealed as the cord in your lower belly snapped, causing you to come all inside your pajama pants. Out of breath, you exhaled, "My god."
"That was the hottest fucking thing I've ever seen," Ted said. "But, if I don't fuck you right now, I think my dick will explode."
You helped Ted rip off his t shirt while he worked on his sweatpants. Just in his boxers, he flipped you over so he was hovering above you.
He leaned down and placed a desperate kiss on your lips and he worked his way down the rest of your body. Trailing a mess of kisses down your neck and collar bone. You began whining, needing more from him.
"Darlin', I would love nothing more than to have my tongue all over you, but I need to be inside of you, okay? Besides, I think you're more than ready for me." Ted groaned.
"Next time, then." You said cockily.
Ted pulled his boxers down, his cock springing right on his lower belly. You gulped, not only because you wanted him, but because you weren't quite sure he was going to fit.
"Ted, I-," You grew worried.
"It's okay. honey. I'll go slow." He placed a kiss on your lips before lining his cock right at your pussy and slowly pushing inside. He had one hand on the side of your face, using it as leverage to kiss you. His other hand rubbing slow circles on your clit so you'll take him in easier.
"You okay, sugar?" He asked.
"I'm perfect, Teddy. I need you to move," you whined.
Ted moved in you more and more. You moaned louder every time he moved. When you wanted him to go even deeper, you felt the tip of his cock nudge against your cervix causing your back to arch in pleasure.
Ted slowly moved out of you just to slam back in. As he could feel your pussy getting accustomed to his size, he began to pick up the pace. Slow and passionate turned into fast and desperate.
"Would you take a look at that?" Ted breathed out, forcing your head to look down. As drew out his thrust, you could see the bulge of his cock in your lower stomach.
"Jesus, baby. You look so fucking hot like this." Ted moaned as he continued to thrust into you.
As he continued rubbing your clit, you could feel your second orgasm begin to build.
"Ted, I'm close," you moaned into his mouth.
"Me too, baby. Come on my cock, sugar." Ted moaned back. That's all it took for you to let go, coming all over Ted while he was still inside of you.
"Where do you want me, darlin'?" Ted asked while you were riding out your high.
"Inside. I need to feel you fill me up." I moaned. At that exact moment, Ted let go and came inside of you. His thrusts became lazier as he was riding out his high inside of you.
As he pulled out, he groaned at his come just sliding right out, "Baby, you should look at this. I'm just falling right out of ya."
The thought of that made you wanna jump on top of him and fuck him again.
Ted rolled over and laid in bed next to you and the two of you started to laugh. You covered your face as you laughed, with a hint of embarrassment.
"I gotta ask Beard for more of those chocolate," Ted exclaimed.
"I thought you said I didn't need it. I honesty don't think you need it either." I smirked at him.
"You're completely right. I just like chocolate." Ted joked, causing you to laugh.
God, this man was perfect.
#jason sudeikis#rebecca welton#ted lasso#ted lasso x reader#apple tv#jamie tartt#leslie higgins#roy kent#sam obisanya#fanfiction
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truly peak jason design
#pink jason is a bonus screencap hes cuute#dc#dc comics#tiny titans#jason todd#jason toddler#robin jason todd#jason todd robin#robin ii#the second robin#sorry idk what his robin tags r 😭#i lov u jay. apple and a half tall#he knows no horrors<3
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Love your JayTim arts! not sure if you take requests or not but i was wondering if you could do one where Tim is Snow White and Jason is the evil Queen trying to give Tim the poisoned apple?
Thank you so much!!! I do take requests, I just sometimes take 300 years to get to them 😅 So, I hope you see this & like it!
#jaytim#tim drake#jason todd#dc fanart#red hood#i was very close to making him lick the apple but I wasnt sure if I wanted the slutification to go to 80%
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