#january readings

[persephoneflouwers]

Hey! I’m wondering if you have any more favourite Larry fanfics? I read every single one you’ve recommended and they’re amazing! Also highly suggest you read My Saddle’s Waiting by RealityBetterThanFiction on AO3 if you haven’t already. It’s one of a kind! Another thing I made a tumblr so I can reach you lol. Thank you for posting the fanfiction, you’re doing gods work!

Read recently(in no specific order):

Wings to break your fall (102K) by karamelised: classic, iconic, the blueprint of a genre. I read it like 10 times lmao this author is probably my favourite ever. I read everything from them. They wrote another all time favourite for me <3 anyway. This is THE stripper AU. THE Angel Harry with wings. I love love love love it’s such a cute fic omfg

It’s you or no one else (20K) by softfonds ( @softfonds , actually one of my favourite authors here): a cute little ABO fic that revolves around a qui pro quo. Omega Harry and Alpha Louis meet on a cruise while they’re pretending to be respectively Mrs Zayn Payne and a stranger, definitely not a private detective hired by Mr Liam Payne to follow his husband on a unrealistic secret love affair. Very light, very fun! TAGS: Historical fic - 1940s, Fluff, detective Louis, club singer Harry, mentions of pregnancy, false identity

Rise up like the sun (41K) by Star_Henderson ( @tommosgun ) : Louis is a doctor on his way to UCLA for an interview. Harry is an actor who Louis vaguely recognises. He attempts to take a sneaky photo, to send to his friend to help identify him but leaves the flash on. They bond over stupid mistakes, french toast and motorbike rides to the ocean.

Eyes on the horizon (12K) by yeah_alright ( @uhoh-but-yeah-alright ): This was such a fun read. This author never disappoints. I want to quote a line of the fic that got me hooked: «This frankly devastating man with a scruff-dusted face that had Harry’s thoughts drifting to impure places faster than they ever had and a bright, raspy voice that could convince the angel on his shoulder to fall in line with the devil on his other in less than a sentence.» TAGS: age difference, older Harry (he’s forty), younger Louis (he’s in his 20s), bisexual Harry, so much humor in the writing I had so much fun!

All I want for Christmas is (not) you! By unbrxokenhabits (12K): Harry and Louis kind of hate each other. Harry is definitely not happy when Louis barges in on his holiday trip with his family. TAGS: no smut, childhood friends, friends to enemies to lovers, oh there’s only one bed

Everybody wants a taste (2K) by shiptattou : this was soooo cool. TAGS: girl direction, established relationship, public sex

Let me add my two fics here, just because I can <3

Tuca Tuca (IlikeyouIlikeyouIlikeyou) by persephoneflouwers (4.9K): the San Francisco getaway AU where Harry is needy and Louis has a flight in a few hours. TAGS: canon compliant, established relationship, smut and fluff, harry dances in the kitchen and louis plays a guitar

De amore ex tempore (101K) by persephoneflouwers: the middle ages AU / Time travel AU with Philosopher Harry and Painter Louis. Feature Zayn as Maestro Verrocchio, Liam as Lorenzo de’ Medici and Niall… well Niall as a Father. TAGS: historical fiction, period related homophobia, Florence - Italy, louis has long hair at some point, horseback riding, murder attempts, philosophical talks, some sex in front of the fireplace, with almond oil as lube, under a sky full of stars in a brook.

[elminx]

It's that time of year again!

I'll be doing paid readings for January and the New Year from now until January!

How this works. You tip me over on Kofi (linked above ^^^) and leave me a message with your name, preferred pronouns, and Lights (Sun/Moon/Ascendant) plus what you want me to read about. I will send you a .pdf document to the email provided with your reading.

First come, first served!

I am providing the following readings:

January Reading $3 - I will pull at least 3 "cards"* for you for January and intuitively give you a message about the month ahead. The decks will be chosen based on your Sun/Moon/Ascendant. Please write "January" in the tip.

2024 overall Reading $6 - I will pull one card and one rune from my 2024 decks of choice and at least three more "cards"* and intuitively give you a message about the year ahead. All but the 2024 deck will be chosen by your Sun/Moon/Ascendant. Please write "2024" in the tip.

2024 monthly Reading $25 - I will pull one card from my 2024 deck for the year and three "cards"* for each month of the year ahead and intuitively give you a message for each month of the year. Here the decks will be chosen by me to reflect the astrological transits of the month combined with your Sun/Moon/Ascendant. Please write "2024 Monthly" in the tip.

I will be using a reading method that I have been working on for quite some time where I use a combination of tarot, oracle, and runes that I intuitively choose for you based on your natal birth chart. I combine the traditional meanings of the cards/runes with an intuitive reading that involves me reading colors and other repeating elements as well as sometimes getting additional insight from my guides.

I have a variety of tarot decks, oracle decks, and rune sets that I use - if you have a preference for one over the other, feel free to let me know and we can work with that.

FAQ

Why are these paid readings? Honestly, I have found that people who pay for readings are much more respectful of my time and energy. At a base $3 amount, these readings should be accessible to almost anyone.

Can I get a free reading? If we are mutuals and you can't afford a reading, message me and I will do a reading for you for free.

How long will these readings be? I will write for as long as I need to. The 2024 and January readings will be at least 3-4 paragraphs and the 2024 Monthly reading will be a couple paragraphs per month.

What do you mean at least three cards? Sometimes I ask clarifying questions and if I do so, I will pull additional cards. (If you tip more than the amount for the reading, I will pull at least 1 more card per $ tipped) What do you mean at least three cards? Sometimes I ask clarifying questions and if I do so, I will pull additional cards. (If you tip more than the amount for the reading, I will pull at least 1 more card per $ tipped)

How long have you been reading tarot/oracle/runes? I've been reading tarot for most of my life. My Dad had a Rider Waite deck that I played with as a very small child. I bought my first oracle deck some 20 years ago and my experience with runes is about 5 years.

Should I tip you after my reading? If you like your reading, a tip would be great but it is not necessary.

Have you chosen your decks and runes of choice for 2024 yet? As I am writing this on 12/13, no, I have not. I think I will use either the Marigold Tarot or the Alleyman's tarot, though time will tell. My runes for the year will be read on my bone set as that is my preferred set.

What if I don't know my Sun, Moon, and Ascendant? That's fine. Leave me your date of birth instead and I can work with that.

The first person who donates $37 (the cost of Amit Brar's new Oracle Deck) will get a 2024 Monthly Reading ($25), a Year Reading ($3), and a 3-card draw for every week of January ($12). (this will be crossed out when it has been claimed)

[wiltkingart]

Asche and Vindt from Ocean's Blood by Thelma Mantey

[why-the-heck-not]

today very much wasn’t as cozy as the pictures of it, but let’s pretend it was

[toxooz]

-draws human battering ram König like its my next hit of crack-

[bizarrelittlemew]

Jim, treetop assassin 🔪

[myokk]

my first attempt at digital art (never again🥲) for mctober💘

Eloise Babbit✨

slytherin

5th year

favorite subjects: arithmancy & ancient runes

least favorite subject: beasts (animals make her nervous🥲)

hobbies: reading & thinking (IT’S A HOBBY OKAY??)

[shisasan]

January 15, 1926 Journals of Anais Nin 1923-1927 [volume 3]

[softly-and-suddenly]

[mipexch]

dance with me one last time

[cockroachesunite]

Here’s the whole thing! (Including the bit of dialogue right before my canon divergence for context)

The End (?)

Original format ☞ (part 1) (part 2) (part 3) (part 4) (part 5)

[royalarchivist]

Tubbo: I swear to God, Chat - I promise you, if it's the last thing I do, I am going to break up Fit and Pac.

Mike passed the crown of #1 Hideduo hater to Tubbo, and Tubbo took that title very seriously.

[ Full Subtitle Transcript ↓ ]

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Pac: I have a date with Fit tomorrow! You know the news, Tubbo?

[ Tubbo's Homophobic Arc ]

Pac: I got a date with Fit tomorrow!

Tubbo: You're - no... You're kidding..

Pac: Yeah, for real! Look - Mike shaved my hair you know, and gave me a new outfit so I can be like, sharp for tomorrow. ...You guys like it? You like it, Sunny?

[Judgemental silence]

Tubbo: That's so cool man, what he hell. That's fckin' sick.

Pac: Yeah, thank you! I knew it, I knew you'd- Oh, thank you, Sunny! I knew you guys were gonna love it, you know? I knew it.

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Tubbo: I swear to God- I swear to God- We need to add homophobia to the QSMP, I swear to God- I swear to God-

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Tubbo: Guys, I have to do everything in my power to break them up. What do you mean "no"?! This is awful, Sunny! This is awful!

Sunny: But why Pa?

Tubbo: THEY WERE NEVER MEANT TO GET TOGETHER! The stars told me so! They were never meant to actually get together!

Sunny: WHY PA

Tubbo: It's just wrong, Sunny! It's just wrong! I dunno how to explain it to you. It's just wrong!

Sunny: But it's loveeeee

Tubbo: ...If that's what you want to call it.

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Tubbo: HOW IS THERE GONNA BE ENOUGH SPACE BETWEEN THEM FOR ME NOW, SUNNY?!

Sunny: You're telling me you've never been in love Pa?

Tubbo: Listen, it's just not right.

Sunny: But I like bodyguard Fit and driver Pac :(

Tubbo: I like them too! They're my best friends! But they can't be together.

Sunny: I think you are projecting

Tubbo: PROJECTING WHAT? HUH!?

Sunny: I will find you someone, Pa.

Tubbo: I DON'T WANT SOMEONE! I DON'T WANT SOMEONE IT ONLY SERVES TO DISAPPOINT ME AND GET MY HOPES UP AND LEAVE ME- LEAVE ME NOTHING BUT A SHELL! A SHELL OF A MAN!

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Tubbo: Sunny - They're gonna hurt each other, Sunny- they're gonna hurt each other! And how will there be enough space between them for me now?

Sunny: Why would they do that if they care for each other?

Tubbo: People that care about each other, Sunny, hurt each other all the time! ALL THE TIME!

Sunny: But I care about you, and I don't hurt you.

Tubbo: No, that's different! That's different! The love that we have for each other is unconditional. Ok?

Sunny: Pa, I think you're just scared.

Tubbo: I'm not scared, I'm logical. All flags look red when you're wearing rose-tinted glasses.

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Tubbo: [In response to Sunny talking about Aypierre's agreement to build her a statue] You already have a statue! [Sunny hits him] Ow!

Tubbo: What about the one Fit and Ramon made you for your birthday? [Tubbo has an idea] See? Do you think Fit would have time to do stuff like that if he's too- if he's too preoccupied with his little shag buddy? I don't think so! I don't think so!

Sunny: Wait.

Tubbo: See? You see what I'm saying? You see what I'm saying!

Sunny: You have a good point now

Tubbo: See? You under- yes, exactly! We HAVE to break them up! They can still be friends! Fck it, friends with benefits! But they cannot be together. We cannot let them.

Sunny: OK I'M IN

Tubbo: [Claps] I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU! I knew I could count on you!

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[Looking at fanart of Pac, Fit, and himself]

Tubbo: We- we have to split them up. We have to fckin' split them up. Oh, but I'm in this one! Oh, that's so-[Realizes it's him crying as a third-wheel] SEE?! SEE?! THEY KNEW! THEY KNEW! THEY FCKIN' KNEW! THEY FCKIN' KNEW!

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Tubbo: [In a thick "red-blooded American" accent] Wha- I just don't understand why they have 'ta keep shoving it down our throats! Goddamnit! I JUST WISH IT WASN'T MY SMP! [He hits his desk and laughs]

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Dono: Streamer becomes homophobic 'cause he can't get any

Tubbo:

Tubbo: Sunny, I'm just gonna need to brb for a moment.

Tubbo: [Stands up from his desk, walks away, and screams]

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Tubbo: I swear to God, Chat - I promise you - if it's the last thing I do, I am going to break up Fit and Pac.

[skateisawesome]

i love being unhealthily obsessed with pieces of media that my friends have never heard of!

[why-the-heck-not]

shout out to the messy desk gang, hope u’ll find that one pen u’ve been looking for

[those-rainbow-ninjas]

the gayass side characters on my brain. go read A Tale of Things Lost on ao3 i dont remember the author im sorry BUT ITS SO GOOD LITERAL BACKBONE OF INUNAKA MWAH some of the interactions are based from that fic...

[cinematicnomad]

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