#jaclcfrost

[incorrectringsofpower]

Elendil, about Míriel: [*drops a hint*] [*drops a few more hints*] [*trips over them*] [*knocks over a table*]

[greelin]

“you were jaclcfrost?????”. who

[rotdotmp3]

emeralds — .

hog hunt - sad-ist // the leavetaking - bertolt brecht // the coast of spain at salabrena - eugene delacroix // tumblr user jaclcfrost // goost halv - robert huot // tumblr user doccywhomst // shapechangers in winter - margaret atwood // 25 - li chevalier // tumblr user flintcoded // shatter - maggie rogers // springscape - helen frankenthaler // sunrise - louise glück // unknown // unknown // fable - sara eliza johnson // empire ants - clearmiller

[consistantly-changing]

[Image description: a tumblr post by jaclcfrost which says "the best, most biting callout i've ever received was "it clearly shines through in nearly every aspect of your personality and general aura that you loved dave strider during your teenage years" like... dead on the nose. fucking eviscerated, right then and there. no one can top that. no one ever even needs to try because, beating that? impossible".]

forget wanderlust, sonder, all those words for vague dreamy feelings… what I’m asking for is a concise word for the feeling you get when someone makes an assumption about you that’s 100% correct but you really don’t like that anyone was able to make that assumption. for now I’m calling it a fuckor

[trek-tracks]

Immortal Doctor Shares His One Weird Trick

[severalspoons]

If Vash the Stampede were stabbed with a sword

If Vash the Stampede lived in a world that fought with swords rather than guns.

@jaclcfrost​: good responses to being stabbed with a sword (part 2)

oh no I’m allergic

it sword of seems like you’ve got a problem with me

laughter. not the word “laughter,” just. laughing

sure it’s the thought that counts and i appreciate the sentiment but does this gift come with a receipt

you wound me. literally. you just. actually wounded me. that thing is really sharp. so you. don’t even look at me like that, they can’t all be winners.

wouldn’t it have been hilarious if i just flew back like balloons do when you pop ‘em? can you even imagine? god. just. do it again, pretend the first time didn’t happen. come on, please

honorable mentions:

grabbing the sword by the blade, pulling it out, handing it to them, and saying “you dropped this”

that’s unfortunate

it could be worse

this isn’t really how i pictured my day going when i woke up this morning, but who am i to complain

To be honest, some of these would work in actual Gunsmoke, too, such as:

1, 3 (I can hear Vash’s laughter now), 4, 5 with the reference to sharpness removed, and all the honorable mentions (just remove the bullet instead of the blade)

[smoochesforghost]

[In response to getting stabbed..]

Gilda: Rude.

Ray: That's fair.

Emma: Not again-

Don:

Don: Are you gonna want this back or can I keep it?

[consistantly-changing]

[Image description: a tumblr post by kramergate which says "forget wanderlust, sonder, all those words for vague dreamy feelings... what I'm asking for is a concise word for the feeling you get when someone makes an assumption about you that's 100% correct but you really don't like that anyone was able to make that assumption. for now I'm calling it a fuckor". They reblog saying " quote"he asked me 'you main junkrat right' and a wave of fuckor wracked my feeble body" unquote". horreurscopes reblogs with a screenshot of a post from jaclcfrost. The post says "the best, most biting callout i've ever received was quote "it clearly shines through in nearly every aspect of your personality and general aura that you loved dave strider during your teenage years" unquote like... dead on the nose. fucking eviscerated, right then and there. no one can top that no one ever even needs to try because, beating that? impossible".]

the most disorienting thing thats ever happened to me was when a linguistics major stopped in the middle of our conversation, looked me in the eye, and said, "you have a very interesting vernacular. were you on tumblr in 2014?" and i had to just stand there and process that one for a good ten seconds

[snk-warriors]

You better be alive and well the next chapter.

[monstax-incorrectquotes]

Hyunwoo softly, but with a lot of feeling: What the fuck

[incorrectringsofpower]

Valandil, about Isildur: [*drops a hint*] [*drops a few more hints*] [*trips over them*] [*knocks over a table*]

[teenwolf-incorrectquotes]

Derek: Everybody says shit like "you'll understand when you're older", well I am older and I understand absolutely nothing

Derek: I actually understand less

[incorrectquotes-multiphandom]

Stiles: "You're kind of annoying."

Kind of? Kind of??? Excuse me. Excuse you. I am fully annoying. I am very annoying. There's nothing half-assed half-hearted "kind of" about it.

[hashbrown-incorrectquotes]

Johnny: Everybody says shit like "you'll understand when you're older", well I am older and I understand absolutely nothing

Johnny: I actually understand less

[godzillalover]

@jaclcfrost I could possess you if you want me to

imagine befriending the being who possessed your body.. like you just. become friends. grow to care for one another. beyond them possessing you and you two just accomplishing your goals/getting stuff out of it. the ideal

[heartlandtfln]

“"you’re kind of annoying" 

kind of? kind of??? excuse me. excuse you. i am fully annoying. i am very annoying. there’s nothing half-assed half-hearted “kind of” about it”