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meeting my gf for the first time

her: *earbuds in, sitting by herself in a school bus wearing a "please don't talk to me" hat*

me: I like your hat! :D

yes i can read, no i did not care

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i love it when a piece of media is like: is there anything more painful than knowing your sibling? is there anything more tragic than knowing they are the only person who will ever share the same experience as you? they were the only constant in your life. they were there since birth and now, no matter how they betray you, you will still love them. you will always feel the need to protect them even if you can no longer bring yourself to talk to them. will anyone else be able to understand? will anybody be able to love you and hate you and fear you the same way a sibling loves you and hates you and fears you? no, probably not

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opening capped bottles with rings is so Ronan Lynch coded for some reason idk

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he's MY Joseph Kavinsky if you even care

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Me in bed when AO3 suddenly switched to light mode:

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and if i say nobleflower is the most tragic ship in harry potter what then

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⚠️WARNING⚠️ : this is me being a petty petty hater and overall a rotten human being, if you love this book and/or author i sincerly implore you not to read this post!!!!

anyways i'm reading Bully by Penelope Dougulas until i hate myself

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you said normal girls were boring but you were gone when i tried to present my powerpoint comparing Tokyo Ghoul and Balto and the sociological discourse of racism in the formentioned pieces of media

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bookmarking fics this, marking for later that - Wrong!

look at that smile. that's a smile that says open another tab like god intended

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just saw a tiktok with the sound of Flynn's starting monolouge from Tangled, you know the This is the story of how I died, and it was Sirius talking about Regulus and James' love story. fell to my knees in the middle of a Tesco aisle i'm so cool about this

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g string daughter or jockstrap son

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y'all thought your 2020 phase was bad and cringey? i have a draft of a dsmp/house of anubis au still sitting pretty on my google drive get on my level

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There is nothing in this world that gives me the amount of serotonin that that specific scene from twilight gives me (the one where they're getting out of his car and everybody's staring you know which one i mean you understand)

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Jane's a stronger woman than me because if he looked at me like that i would've folded like a camping chair