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Me in bed when AO3 suddenly switched to light mode:

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and if i say nobleflower is the most tragic ship in harry potter what then

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⚠️WARNING⚠️ : this is me being a petty petty hater and overall a rotten human being, if you love this book and/or author i sincerly implore you not to read this post!!!!

anyways i'm reading Bully by Penelope Dougulas until i hate myself

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you said normal girls were boring but you were gone when i tried to present my powerpoint comparing Tokyo Ghoul and Balto and the sociological discourse of racism in the formentioned pieces of media

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bookmarking fics this, marking for later that - Wrong!

look at that smile. that's a smile that says open another tab like god intended

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just saw a tiktok with the sound of Flynn's starting monolouge from Tangled, you know the This is the story of how I died, and it was Sirius talking about Regulus and James' love story. fell to my knees in the middle of a Tesco aisle i'm so cool about this

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g string daughter or jockstrap son

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y'all thought your 2020 phase was bad and cringey? i have a draft of a dsmp/house of anubis au still sitting pretty on my google drive get on my level

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There is nothing in this world that gives me the amount of serotonin that that specific scene from twilight gives me (the one where they're getting out of his car and everybody's staring you know which one i mean you understand)

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Jane's a stronger woman than me because if he looked at me like that i would've folded like a camping chair