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Albrecht's puffy eyebags is what I'm gonna turn into his defining feature
he has a beautiful big nose too but i'm accustomed to beautiful big noses
its the eyes that really seal the deal for me
#talking to myself#i can never draw him the same twice#its literally impossible#someone teach me same face syndrome but like in the confinces of one character#fak
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old trans people are real and you get to be one someday
#<3#sorry. she really rocked my wntire world here#like. i dont imagine my future#its literally impossible#and especially not forty years from now#but she got there. so i’m going to too
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*staring at media creating buff female characters* don't be shy she can be bigger don't be shy she can look like she fights bears for shits and giggles DON'T BE SHY–
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How do I find a phone game that wont give me a gambling addiction or force me to play every day for login rewards or infinite grinding if I dont pay to win or connect with other players to unlock certain things
#its literally impossible#i just want a little game to play at work#but all the phone games I see are so toxic
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"just as I did, in 1983."
you'd never know my favourite parts of the show are the fucked up insane bits when my first instinct is to draw the cheesiest thing imaginable
#my art#interview with the vampire#iwtv amc#iwtv#armand iwtv#daniel molloy#armand#armandaniel#devils minion#drew this before the finale but idk maybe this is during the unspecified amount of time between armands divorce and daniels press tour#the titian painting doesnt fit at ALL with the timeline btw#i THOUGHT it did bc i assumed 1508 was when armand was turned into a vampire BUT upon reflection thats more likely the year he was born#and even then the painting was made in like 1510 so fuck me i guess. also im foggy on when armand was taken to rome#idk man i havent read the books and i failed art history on two separate occasions i cannot endeavor for accuracy#anyway as much as i love 70s/80s devils minion i have equal love for old man daniel#his cynicism has been tempered by time... refined like a diamond... he dont gaf and bullies his loser vampire and its hilarious#like ''sure yeah fine all these old italian renaissance guys saw ur ethereal otherworldly beauty but literally anybody can see that''#''IM the only mf who gets to experience the incandescent joy of seeing you be a messy idiot''#sidenote trying to make armand look unflattering is impossible u can blame the show for casting the worlds most beautiful man
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I HATE DRAWING SHORT STRAIGHT HAIR. CHARACTERS PLEASE STOP HAVING SHORT STRAIGHT HAIR.
#been trying to draw peter b's hair for maybe 15 minutes#its literally impossible#i hate drawing men
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team fortress 2 finally getting rid of the bots after 5 years
work on the team fortress 2 comic continuing after 7+ years
half life 3 development looking more likely than ever with legitimate code, file, and voicework leaks referencing a new non-VR single-player game from valve featuring a HEV suit wearing protagonist and Xen creatures and concepts
shoutout to the valve fan that found the genie lamp. you a real one
#liz blogs#valve#team fortress 2#tf2#half life#half life 3#what did i say. what did i fucking say.#once again the impossible becomes commonplace#valve exists as a company to walk into the gaming industry. slap their dicks on the table. and yell THIS IS HOW ITS DONE#and the gaming industry has never been in a more sorry state than it is now. maybe second only to the 80s i think. something something ET#in b4 its called Half Life Xen as all the files reference ''hlx''. hl3 fakeout. but its another half life game.#half life 3 has been ''made'' multiple times in various states but its never been up to standards. whatever this project is though sounds l#like its very far in development. maybe they didnt give up this time#ive never been closer in my life to actually saying half life 3 confirmed. its not confirmed but its looking really good for once#crazy year to be a valve fan i'll tell you what#its only the actual objective most anticipated game of all time. no biggie#edit - added a link for the comic news for those who dont know. and the bot bans havent been announced in one place anywhere#but you can literally just look it up on youtube or twitter. valve has been mass-banning bots for the last month. fixtf2 worked
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it is totally okay to be hurt and tired and fed up with the american schooling system but i need you to understand that we need to be better about loudly and routinely defending public education.
yes, many teachers suck, many schools utterly suck. i also got bullied and was absolutely not given the right support for my needs. i am not defending public education because it was kind to me. i am defending it because it needs to exist.
right-wing republicans do not want an educated population. they want kids to be homeschooled or in private school. there is a huge religious undertone to this.
the most common argument is that despite high costs, the "result" is not "good" enough. they point to failing schools as proof that public education is just never going to work out. there will be arguments made here that you actually agree with: that teachers can be bullies, that we taught online for 2 years and still charged the same amount of tuition, that we have no recourse for students to actually have agency or a voice, and that schools are now unsafe for kids due to risk of illness and gun violence.
these are all placing the blame in a fraudulent way, one intended to get your parents to homeschool you. the less kids in a school, the less federally-awarded funding for that school, the less any school succeeds. they will not mention the fact it is their legislation that takes away important funding opportunities, that teachers are living at or below the poverty line, that buildings are not kept up to code, that administration is overpaid and forces specific curriculums, that corporations like (my personal enemy) Pearson Education control certain classroom goals because teachers can't afford other options. they pretend to be ignorant of the gun violence and say "oh just get a gun" - but these are the same people who will be sending their child to a private school with a bulletproof backpack. they don't care if your kid dies, though. they "don't believe" in covid, but they did get their kid vaccinated, because of course they did.
it is a closed loop. conservative parents hear the fearmongering and remove children from the system. frequently these parents are also deeply religious. the kids are raised without access to other media & learn to parrot their parents. you have now created a new generation of conservatives. additionally, one of the parents/caregivers must stay home and homeschool the children, usually for free. i will give you 1 guess which parent tends to stay home to homeschool the children. these parents are encouraged to have many, many children. those children are most likely not getting access to safe sex ed.
we might laugh at fox news suggesting teachers are forcing children to use kitty litter but: first of all, there is kitty litter in the classroom. it's part of an emergency kit in case children are locked in due to a shooter. so that's fucking dystopian, and the fact they've completely reimagined the scenario to somehow make the teachers look bad when it's instead a fucking huge symbol of our failure as a country to protect our children.... it feels a little intentional.
secondly: don't just dismiss the situation. because, yeah, obviously, no teacher is encouraging kids to be a catboy. but the actual undertone that fox news is trying to sew is an outright distrust of teachers and of public education. they rely on the dehumanization of trans people as a common touchstone to hide the fact they're pushing two agendas at once. (which is ironic. because the thing they accuse teachers of. is pushing. an agenda.)
whenever someone tells you they want you to read less, you should be suspicious of that. when someone tries to separate you and your education, you should be suspicious of that. i don't even like incel rhetoric nor would i want my kids exposed to it - but i would not take away my child's (age-appropriate) access to the internet. i would just provide more educational materials, not less. the difference here is that i believe we can resolve ignorance with knowledge; whereas conservatives believe that ignorance is bliss.
they misappropriate funding and demonize teachers. they pull the same trick each time - the same thing we are seeing with anti-trans rhetoric. they do not want you to have access to safe sex ed, so they act horrified, claim sex ed teaches you how to thrust deep, claim that we have no idea what "age-appropriate" means. since the mid-nineties, the united states has spent at least 2 billion dollars on abstinence-only education, even though to quote the above link: "a preponderance of studies has found no effect of abstinence education at reducing adolescent pregnancy". conservatives want you to think less of any person struggling with addiction so they can continue their racist "war on drugs", so they spend up to $750 million dollars a year on the DARE program which has absolutely no effect. acting like teachers "must" be "grooming" children is just the same thing - so they can demand that funding either goes to their causes or the funding doesn't "exist" ("i'm not paying for our kids to learn that thing!")
and they want you to feel uncaring about this. they are aware that you will hate some parts of your school experience. pretty much everyone does. they want to lean into the parts that you hate so that you don't put up a fight about it when they take it away for not being "good enough."
i know i maybe sound like a conspiracy theorist. but truly. truly. it is beneficial for conservatives to reduce your faith in the american public schooling system.
one of the explicitly stated campaign promises of the conservative party: to axe the Department of Education in 2024.
i know we are all tired and burnt out and there is so much else wrong with their entire platform. but maybe just - pay attention to this one.
#i can't believe i have to say this#the conservative party is legit like ''is it anything good? okay we hate it.''#''lets kill lgbt people and ummmmm school children shouldnt be able to read they should be at home watching jordan peterson :)"#the fact that it's like all related is. wild.#like it's wild bc if u start being like. actually making it impossible to afford housing is part of how they keep the nuclear family.....#it's just like lines connecting to lines. EXCEPT ITS OBVIOUS?#what's wild to me about most conspiracy theorists is that they're like . ohhhh the govt is hiding shit!!!!!!! they don't want u to know!!!#and im like. this old man literally got up on stage and said he hates public education and will let our kids die before taking away ak-47s#and ppl are like: lol thats just bob's sense of humor he didn't mean it literally uwu
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[jigsaw voice] hello non-transfem lesbian hornyposter. before you is a computer logged into tumblr dot com. your task is to write a hornypost about a transfem lesbian without making her an aggressive dom-top or a sexual predator. should you fail in this task, the computer will explode into a pile of hammers, killing you instantly. you have 30 minutes.
#spinning my web#anyways im j tired of only ever seeing us represented as dom-tops#like. speaking as a switch/verse transfem.#i love domming and topping but it is literally ALL you TME lesbians post about us.#like its a very obvious pattern and you arent as progressive as you think you are for it#we're more than just dykes with dicks to breed you on command yknow.#anyways idk if i got the format for this right ive never seen saw.#anyways tme lesbians stop being chasers challenge impossible
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they both talked to each other in their episodes this week what is their problem
Etho, hello, hey. Hey, Etho. 🙄 Um, I'm already spawning creepers like crazy. 😤 You think I can't? 😡 Just kidding, I love you. 🥰
#they cant be normal abt each other on the internet#its literally impossible#i cant imagine what their priv voice calls are like#like what do they??? talk abt???
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So Blitzø has an "Emergency Horse" in the Stolas Sex trunk. Which is likely used in the event one of them calls out a Safe Word
Do you think their Safe Word is...
"Hold your horses"
#pfft because i think it would not only be funny but accurate twice over#“hold your horses” as in “stop!”#and “hold your horses” as in “time to literally hold the horse”#please if i ever predict anything canon... it must be this#ive heard longer safe words than that so its not impossible. same amount of syllables as “peanut butter” so like... yeah?#helluva boss#stolitz
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the !! them!!! and random serpentine that arent any existing one particular
#ninjago shipping#ninjago cole#ninjago geo#ninjago dragons rising#geodeshipping#lostshipping#i forgot what their other ship name is#need to stare at a pic of their kids because it feels so incomplete drawing just these two without them AGHH#these two look so good together and they are so. so shoujo#yk i wanna brainstorm about geo. he was in the lost realm because literally none of his fellow munce wanted him right#just cuz hes the colour of a geckle#sighh...but we didnt see him in master of the mountain so he was probably already in the lost realm by then!! amd then theres#bonzle and the kids#the kids i cant really assume how long theyve been there...probably post-merge cuz theyre well. kids...unless there are some really#neglectful parents in ninjago...which yk what isnt totally impossible#bonzle had been travelling around realms for a bit so i feel shes definitely been around the longest butttt...aggh idk its 6 am man#i find it a little funny cole ended up in the lost realm ppst-merge because he was quite literally forgotten once T.T destiny!!#teshfarts
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So part four of book 7 is coming out soon in English, and I'm really excited because that means I can finally go read your comics about it! It's one of my favorite parts of getting new parts of the game because Then I don't have to worry about spoilers lol
YESSSSSS sink further into episode 7 hell with me! I have saved you a seat right over here and have all the reactions lined up and waiting for you. >:D
also, I swear I mean this in a good way, for some reason this is exactly what popped into my head
I live but to serve 🤵
#art#I AM SO EXCITED FOR YOU GUYS IN ENG!!!!!!#literally every part is its own particular flavor of absolutely wild and i am SO enjoying it#honestly it is a joy to get to relive the magic with you guys#i've just remembered what part 4 is and i'm like :D :D :D :D :D#auuuugh there is so much i want to say but i cannot#(i know spoilers are impossible to avoid in this fandom but still)#(some of you are wizards who dodge every spoiler like an ant in a microwave and i am not powerful enough to interfere with that)
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just. ugh. youll say “i am experiencing something that is a literal textbook symptom of the disorder i have” and nts will tell you youre making it up and its obviously not a real thing
#‘being anxious about school isnt a symptom of gad’ oh sure yeah not like its. yknow. LITERALLY LISTED AS A SYMPTOM IN THE DSM-5#living with nts is just. so fucking exhausting#you mention anything they havent personally experienced and they think its somehow impossible#actually autistic#autism#autistic#neurodivergent#adhd#actually neurodivergent#autism/adhd#actuallyautistic#actually adhd#neurodivergence#generalized anxiety disorder
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imagine dying and getting sent to hell lol
#my art#art#digital art#fanart#parkour civilization#parkour civ#parkour civilisation fanart#seawatt#parkciv#parkour hell is either parkour that is Literally Impossible or its the completely and utter lack of parkour aka the void.#either way ur alone forever#WAIT. WAIT. chat. invisible parkour. they lengths between jumps vary between one block and four.#sometimes its a vertical jump and sometimes its a downward jump.#you never know
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Time and Time Again comes back tonight!
Thank you all for being so patient with me, I know it was a long hiatus.
My health was struggling, my arm was (is) hurting, and I decided it wasn't worth it. I'd rather be slow!
So thank you for giving me that grace, and I hope you'll be there with me for the rest of the series.
#like straight up. it's not worth it. idc how many people get mad at me#i would rather work fuckin. anything else than maintain this impossible schedule and keep hurting myself#if thats what it takes to do comics full time. then i can't do comics full time. simple as that!#i hope that for my next work i can have a healthier schedule and still make this work as my job#but if not. I'm never going back#i can't do it. 3 more years at this pace will take my ability to draw#anyways. its really good!!!#like genuinely i can feel a marked improvement in my skills#which is WILD!!! And I'm extremely happy about that!!!#just one more step into being better built to give people the quality stories they deserve.#ive not properly had the fire under my ass to finish stuff up but. its fine.#like i said? not worth it.#if i have to pause again then ill pause again. like i literally simply can not my body can't handle it#so. hopefully stuff goes smoothly but whatever happens will happen#whatever will be will be#i keep getting distracted lmfao#im excited about it coming back#and also. will. probably be distracting myself...#other creators dont read their comments. I'm like straight up not capable of that LMAOOO#i check for comments like all the time#love seeing em. love reading people's thoughts about my work#it makes me a better writer and keeps me connected to what matters most. which is my audience!#so i dont regret doing that but also. jts extremely distracting#i get straight up nothing done on big update days#cause im in the comments absolutely massive eyed refreshing.#this sounds obsessive. and it is. no jk#its just fun and keeps me in touch w peoples perception which helps me learn to write better#plus people are nice and ask me questions that i wanna answer#or if someone is being an ass. then i wanna tell them to leave (cause i cant block people) cause i consider it my responsibility#time and time again
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