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I've been thinking about this self indulgent hank x player story for a while now and I really wanna share it because I love player and like the thought of them and hank met each others. This is gonna be long (and possibly broken grammars) but I will do my best at explaining it. the story is below
in one loop player started their own personal investigation to find out who this hank is out of curiousity. When both of them finally met, hank found player to be interesting and curious as to why player is so good at fighting (player didn't tell hank about the loop yet because they think nobody would believe them). Hank then decided to join player's team as a temporary hireling but he told them he didn't want any payment, he only joined them because he bored and wanted some entertainment.
as time go on hank and player started to get close. Hank realized that player is unlike the others and was fun to be around with. When it was time for player to enmesh the mandatus hank just went "you going to kill god? like an actual god? that's my shit count me in too". Player tried to tell hank that he can't go there because they have no idea what will happen to him if he did and this scenario had never happen before but hank was stubborn as fuck so player just let him.
when player and hank met gambler, gambler was confused at hank's presense and said how this event was not supposed to happen (hank found gambler annoying and commented on how he liked to use ambigious and fancy words to make himself looks mystery). Gambler tried to prevent hank from going any further but player told him that it was fine just let him do whatever he wanted because honestly they secretly wondering too what will happen.
After both of them finished taking down the machine, they got warped back to nevada and standing at the edge of the nowhere. player told hank that this is gonna be the last time hank see them but they are happy that in this loop they didn't face the machine alone and glad to see other side of hank that's not only violent part. Hank didn't think too hard about what player said but he really let himself get attached to them and suddenly feel....disappointed? regret? he didn't say it out loud and didn't know what to say so he just watched player walked into the nowhere until he couldn't see them anymore.
After player went vanished everyone at annex building went into chaos for a few days but soon managed back to normal by 2bdamned. Hank already knew that doc must knew about the whole mandatus thing with player so he went up to doc and asked him if player will ever coming back and doc said no. Hank didn't bother asking more from doc because he knew that doc already made up his mind about this but he couldn't help being frustrated himself. He also regret not really say anything to player back then. (he realized his feeling too late)
but after all those events, the machine will view hank as a bug/defective to the system because player is supposed to be the only one witness it but now hank witness it too.
this graph I draw is how I view arena mode event combined with my story. player stuck between points in time. And hank you can view him as like a virus or something like that because since he meant to be contained just like player but he's not and now continue to exist until present time. making him a dangerous being to the system (nevada)
think of it like, hank knows too much behind the curtains and he could use that to his advantage to destroy the machine anytime he wants
that's all I have for now. you can tell I really struggle with the last part of how should I explain it but im glad I get it all out. I hope you guys get the overall context of my rambling
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ouughh i'm going to have such a hard time tagging shen shixiong au when it's done
it is 100% written from a place of 'sj!sqq is a miserable little man who i wish got a happy ending' but it is also 'sj!sqq realistically would not HAVE a happy ending because he has been so thoroughly fucked up by his own trauma'
and i just know that no matter how i tag it i'm going to have sj antis commenting that i was too soft and apologetic on his behalf and sj fans commenting that i was too cruel to him (._.`)
#it's not that sj is getting a BAD ending in this it's more bittersweet than anything i think#but ougughgh#also this au is over 27k now and i still have 3 scenes to write left someone please put me out of my misery#actually i lied the comments i am most dreading for this au arent the ones arguing over sj's story in it#it's the comments that i KNOW im gonna get asking for more#i just know this is gonna be one of those fics i get comments like âTHATS IT???â on and im gonna have to sit there and say 'yes' to them ri#nyoomerr rambles
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sorry these kinds of comments have been really pissing me off recently lol
#it's been kinda hard for me to pinpoint WHY exactly these sort of comments feel insulting#but i think it's mostly because it implies my original work is purposefully and inherently derivative of things i have no connection to#while i think being derivative in art is. kinda unavoidable in a sense (and something i'm aware i do consciously and unconsciously)#it feels like a slap in the face when people imply that my work cannot hold its own merit and need to be compared to#something in the popular conscious#and like sometimes people don't know it's original art which is fine#but it also doesn't hurt to ask if it's original instead of just. immediately assuming or comparing it to something else#i know this will only get more difficult as i continue to drift away from fanart and fan works#but i really want to be able to be proud of my original work and i want to share more! because it's a part of me!!#but its really hard when it feels like i'm always going to be compared to things people care about more!!!! AAAUGH#god. ok sorry i need to get that off my chest. if anyone compares computer angel to TMA again im gonna start eating drywall#fern's sketchbook
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on the robe saga, fors told viaplay "it was our captain's idea actually" so he was team sasha btw. which could mean nothing
(they also said "smells fresh, so you've not sauna'd in this one?" and he laughed and said he didn't he saved this one for that day)
its so personally funny to me that literally everyone is team sasha (ie. maffhew, roddy) except sasha himself its "today? barky" "barky hes the best" "matthew tkachuk and you guys know why..." "id wanna be barky in tappara!" "its gotta be barky" "probably go cap!" "id say barky!" all over again like sasha youre bias is showing here please đđđ
oh! now that you bring up forsy saying he saved the robes for gameday! (can we also talk about how cute his smile is as he says it because he looks so proud of himself that he listened to his captain when he told him to save the virginity of his bathrobes for the game)
it does makes sense why forsy was missing from the pic lundy posted on his stories (not that particularly means much considering ekky aj driedges spence adam jesper swaggy gadjo and kuli are missing) but in the sense that all the boys in the pic have their robes on or have them bundled in their laps sans lundy who takes tourguide duties very seriously! but even then forsy couldn't help but join in because he has them on as an extra layer during lunchtime so the cold mustve gotten to him somehow but to know even then he didn't go into the sauna with it... mmm... your restraint is admirable...
so really knowing all this the timeline gets so funny because this idea has been bouncing around probably since bzito gave them the robes in helsinki (whether that was when they landed oct 29 or the day after oct 30 when lundy played tourguide for them) and maffhew mustve quipped "man it would be so funny if we walked in with em huh?" to sasha and promptly forgot about it because he yaps unconsciously and anything out of his mouth comes out in a fugue state and also in a very "i say shit and i dont really expect to be taken seriously" kind of way, sasha made a personal note of it in the maffhew index he keeps in his head, told the team in a very sasha esque way aka "don't dirty robes too much we're gonna wear them for the game :]" and no one took him particularly seriously because its sasha he always jokes like this haha hes not really gonna- (reminds them day of probably via text) and go oh well i guess its a prank but i'll still wear them because it's sasha (shrugs) i don't mind being the butt of the joke if it's for sasha to which they're delightfully surprised when everyone shows up in robes and it slowly starts to dawn on them none of it was a joke at all
sans forsy who takes everything his captain says very seriously and diligently follows his every word and saved the sanctity of the robes for gameday merely because sasha told him to... which could mean nothing... of course...
dear god help us all...
#ask#THANK YOU FOR TRANSLATING I ONLY GOT THE CAPTAIN PART. MUAH MUAH KISSES FOR YOU MUAHHHH#literally the funniest saga#what do you mean forsy was the only good boy on the team#saved his robes... for dayof... because sasha... yeah thats not gonna drive me fucking nuts#virginal bathrobes and all that#sauna robes but lets make it more pyschosexual actually#im sorry im never getting over forsy admitting he saved the robes...#on another episode of forsy likes when his resolve and determination gets tested because hes a freak#we matthewsasha around these parts but we also think every cat is fucking and really i think sashaforsy is beautiful#because its two notoriously humble workhorses in which while theyre both leaders in their own ways one will always defer enthusiastically#not unlike say if in an omegaverse au in a packed w multiple alphas who all bow their head to their pack leader-#well anyways#congrats man i hope this weird edging training session worked out for ya bud i hope sasha treated you nice for showing restraint đ#sauna robes saga part 637 it never ends#no back to forsy sorry forsy bitting his lip a little while he says he saved the robes.. oh buddy...#when i say the core are swingers in an gives you hell all american rejects way this is what i mean#swapping partners like we're square dancing#sasha has fun with forsy while maffhew looks at ekky like he wants to eat him alive during the robe walkin#and then they all go out on a double date at hook so you know...#sorry i have to make it all about them because its soooo#also the âsmells freshâ comment implies that some other kitties did not bother to laundry so good for them to have sauna funk on em
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everyday europeans find new ways to piss me off
#đŻ talks#like how are u gonna constantly call americans stupid and act like ur better#and then when an american brings up the number of top unis in the usa vs europe#all of the sudden ur yapping abt 'why do americans wanna make everything a competiton'#like its fine for u to act like were inherently dumber than u bc were american but its an issue if we defend ourselves#jesus fucking christ#and ofc its not all europeans blah blah blah#and ik its gotta be like an annoying loud minority that feel emboldened by being online#still doesnt mean it wont annoy me when hundreds of them all congregate in the comments of one americans videos#and the whole 'americans think europe is a country' bc americans refer to it as a whole as europe#like.... im not gonna individually list out all 44-50 countries when i can just say euopre#'euro summer' and they get sooooo pissed#'americans are so stupid they dont even know that europe is a continent and not a country'#now if we use our brains and some common sense maybe we could figure out why someone might refer to a trip where theyre visiting multiple#european countries as 'euro summer'#i do that in the us too#when i visited a bunch of states in the north east i said i went to the northeast#also in america 'im visiting europe' is an invitation to ask which countries in specific and continue the conversation#and when they act like they know more than americans abt america#just bc they watched disney channel and friends
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wanted to go to the gym social tn but as I was getting my stuff together to go out, a friend said smth that rly pissed me off and now I'm too fucking angry to go out. fucks sake man
#fucking hate ppl commenting on my 'self control' for being sober bc I get it all the fucking time and its so patronising !!!!!!#even if its not intended that way. dont care didnt fucking ask. especially from someone im friends with#but whatever i should know better than to expect ppl to know me#maybe other ppl need discipline to stay sober but i dont bc the alternative is a non option and always has been. not that hard for me#and i have my own self control struggles w other shit man like im not pristine and perfect fuck off. you only dont know abt the#shit i actually fucking struggle with bc i dont know or trust u well enough for that.#and i HATE when ppl fucking imply im susceptible to peer pressure. im not. dont fucking overestimate your influence#ppl act like shit is a choice like actually i have a trauma rooted fear that comes from ppl in my family dying of substance abuse thanks đ#which i dont expect strangers to know. but my friends should fucking know that!!! but i guess its not worth remembering#whatever it doesnt matter im prolly upset for other reasons im going to go out for a walk to calm down i cant be at home right now#even more fucking annoyed that im missing the gym over this. i shouldve been there an hour ago.#i mean i could still go maybe the cycle ride would stop me feeling mad and blowing everyone up once im there. i doubt it tho#UGH. fucking whatever. whatever whatever whatever. sorry for ventposting i was typing out a longass reply#but its not gonna fucking do anything except come across needlessly aggressive and ruin the conversation#even if i really really want to be needlessly aggressive. and ruin the conversation. but i guess i have the self control to not. lmfao#what if i just killed myself. anyway i think im gonna go get some shitty fast food on this walk and watch a horror movie when im back#.vent
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I went as a picture of myself :3
(I dyed a pair of Torrid jeans!)
#it was honestly an attempt to get people asking about my sketchbook but nobody didđâ ď¸#im gonna be green more often and try different shades#highgoblin#im surprised the jeans came out sooooooo well!!!!!#i forgot yo bleach them lol#but also my socks n under wear were green :3#normierb#sorry i dont feel comfortable with reblogs on this post but likes n comments are appreviated!!!#sorry this came so lateđđ#im lowkey thinking of just making pfp my face cus im 25 and my dad knows im a lil weirdo#whats the worst that can happen except for maybe some embaressment?#be nice pls cus i have body dysmorphiađ
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Making trump into the ultimate boogey man was intentional so that the democrats dont have to do any work to actually listen to constituents and feel like they have free reign to do whatever they want because the alternative is the big evil fascist even though we're seeing a lot of fascist tendencies under Biden and going back to 2008-2016, Obama. We, as a country, should not have this much political sway in the world.
#shay speaks#im not gonna say more bc im about to go grocery shopping#if anyone has any good ideas on what to make with bell peppers lmk i think i want to do that this week#but also if you do not follow me and find this post. before commenting please ask yourself#did i say not to vote? (no. i think voting is important in expressing your views.)#i also am probably not gonna vote for biden at least. i dont even know where im gonna be#registered to vote in by november#i think you SHOULD vote but i am not going to sit here and tell you to#shut up and vote for biden bc hes a fucking ghoul#and clearly its getting worse for minorities (<- trans queer ndn) so like. what are they doing for us#biden has done fucking nothing but be a mild mannered republican and i hope he gets shot#for all intents and purposes thats a joke.
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Fuck yeah more Piko angst
- This one is based on your audio thing because he sounds very panicked and startled but he wasn't actually informed that he was going to be discontinued until it happened.
- Adding to that, he's a teeny bit paranoid when people talk about him because of that, so he listens into conversations that mention him so he can run away if they seem to have ulterior motives.
- ... except he's. Really bad at telling that. so he's in a weird grey area where he's simultaneously kinda naĂŻve and also scared that he's going to be murdered at any time
- he's very shy around people he doesn't know, going as far as to run or hide from them.
- He also doesn't like being stared at. He is very unusual so he gets stared at, even though nobody means any harm. Do you see the problem.
i'm very glad he sounds so hehehe, that was the objective ââ(â§â˝â° ) but also fair i mean... i was gonna say "i dont think most softwares get warned they're gona get shut down" but now that i think abt it thats a lie cause [usually] there's like press releases or pop up messages sent out in advance like "servers shutting down on xx/xx/xxxx please back up data" so... ig that's particularly cruel of piko's managers hakjhskjdgnk đ tho i can't imagine being warned in advance would help either like... thats being told you only have a certain number of days to live wyd then
also ow the rest of those you're just describing me... ow ; w ; /hj /silly
please give my boy salvation and comfort please... let him find people that will take care of him good w/o any ulterior motives so his fear doesnt get affirmed... comfort him pLEASE đđ
#ask#i need to stop ahkjdsh. YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW CRAZY I AM ABT THAT AUDIO im ridiculously proud of myself#as of rn that's like the most distressed i've been able to get any of these vsynth mfers sound and thats so SHDKJGHSK HEEEHEE đ#i promise im not crazy guys. PLEASE i know that doesnt sound particularly normal of me but its closer to goals of stuff i wanna work on so#also AGAIN DW ABT IT BUT ow ow yeah the other behaviors are... literally just me. esp the first two ow#deep introspection potential b/c i can see more into what it means and how it affects his interactions w/ other people. but also its just#like psychoanalyzing myself. THAT HAPPENS A LOT im gonna spare yall from those thoughts sorry didnt mean to dampen the mood#stupid comment incoming pls disregard but: sometimes to make angst you also gotta be familiar w/ suffering firsthand and brother... đâď¸#star anon ollie
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SORRY in advance for the long ask pleeease take your time and take care, I hope you feel better + get to have a good time at the con or hanging out with your dad :( It means the world to me that you enjoy my stuff though! It did take me a while to notice you were even following me (hence. @ing you on a post you'd already seen gdjfshld) but we got there eventually...
Definitely definitely was expecting to see more of Infinite Wealth at the summit⌠since the tweets mentioned character introductions but didn't specify for which game, I was under the impression we'd at least be introduced to the as-yet-unidentified voices in the trailer. Gameplay would've been HUGE to include too đŠ I guess it makes enough sense though, since it's not The Upcoming Release...
I shall bide my time. I have no idea what to expect from fall summit (as intended). But if it's going to be a seasonal thing, I figure a potential "winter summit" is the latest it could be to show us gameplay for something that's suppsed to be an early 2024 release, if not just putting out trailers or other showcases and stuff independently.
LEGIT THOUGH IT JUST MAKES IT SOUND LIKE KIRYU IS LYING TO SOUND COOL GDJSKGLDS which is also Arakawa-esque⌠"maybe I felt like impressing an idiot kid"⌠If nothing else, I feel like I'll enjoy the dynamic they're going for with those two. Specifically casting Kiryu as a "big brother" figure rather than a father figure also makes me WEEP because the only "aniki" Ichi's ever had is Jo. So it's like... from Jo to Joryu...
Also I just really like the acting choices by the mocap actor for Kiryu, I feel like we've never really seen him move that⌠casually? His mannerisms also 100% make him look like he's lying lol like there are multiple "tells" it's so funny
I glossed over the proposal (because I expected that to be the main topic anyway, being the only dialogue scene we got) but I completely agree with everything that's been said, basically. Reverse chick magnet for life⌠but I do expect there's more to it than meets the eye because summit is pretty focused on "generating buzz," so the fact it feels so out of place is probably what they were banking on.
Because like, on top of everything mentioned, Ichiban is portrayed as an entirely passive participant in the romances in 7, and IIRC for Saeko and Eri he wasn't really even fully aware they were into him. So for him to not only be the one to propose but bomb so hard a seasoned hostess (as Kiryu points out in JP)--who'd rather be groped than subjected to Weird Shit--blew up at him and there was fallout from Adachi and Nanba is a huge deviation from how he's portrayed.
It's also kind of like, to me, the translation says something a little different than what was actually being said; Ichi's emphasis wasn't really on the fact she rejected him (implying he expected her to accept + placing more importance on his own feelings vs hers), but the fact she "chewed him out" (implying he should've known better in the first place than to ask).
Of course, he's apparently planning on trying again so he is hoping she'll accept eventually, and the general tone of the interaction suggests he should've known better regardless, but both say something slightly different about his characterization in this scene to me. There's also TL weirdness with Ichi saying Kiryu seems like a good dude rather than just⌠him explaining that he doesn't mean anything bad by saying he doesn't seem like a ladies' man, which is a bigger mistake but less consequential, I guess.
There's also Saeko's line from the original teaser, "You say that like you're proposing," so it would seem she's already caught off guard (i.e. not taking it seriously yet) and not too thrilled with the idea (provided it's the same convo). I don't really have much to go off of, but if they are in a relationship, I can only assume either she's made it clear she doesn't want to get married or his proposal method was just That Bad, or they're not in a relationship.
In the latter case all I have to pull from is other media with characters who are somewhat like Ichi, but it made me think of times I've seen characters propose for legal or financial reasons or etc. and get Totally Owned, and I'd honestly find that a believable Ichi Situation⌠Ichi thinking like 50 steps ahead and not explaining himself properly and just Making Saeko More Mad⌠I'm just musing, though.
Yokoyama and co. were--if I heard right--being pretty cagey about whether they ARE in a relationship in the first place though, which strikes me as odd compared to RGGS' openness about Kaito's ex in the Lost Judgment DLC. So⌠definitely not beating the red herring allegations just yet, at any rate. Especially when said DLC involves a fake-out on a proposal lmao
Putting all that aside since we can't make any definitive statements anyway, I AM going to make the definitive statement that literally every single design in Gaiden so far is indeed drippy as hell.
such is the cruel fate of being shadowbanned on this webbed site I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream etc etc ( âŻ-â° ; ) but we did get there! and i very much do enjoy what you post :]
if there's nothing for fall summit (though i'm going to hope a lil there will be since that's what. three months from now) then there'll definitely be something for winter summit. if the idea is that there's more of a focus on gaiden since its release date is sooner, then it's fair to assume- with that logic- the winter one'll have the bulk of LAD8 news and demos. either way, im excited for both to see what both of them bring us !
ignoring the elephant in the room of the proposal thing, i also really liked the vibe of it all (and ive also been trying reeaaally hard to make a joke connecting jo and joryu since that's also a bit i enjoy) (â´âĄ`â) i did like that lowkey feel and just the casualness of the atmosphere and the slight awkward/uncomfortable-but-not-overly-offended-and-even-minorly-comedic energy from kiryu lmao. cant ever go wrong with having a scene that's there to slow everythin down a bit, and it does help set up a kind of homely/familial vibe âŞ(´â˝ď˝)
i dont need to comment any more on the proposal thing either LMAO everything ima say i been repeating for the past. X asks đŠ
and with that. yeah everyone looks FIRE as hell in gaiden (EXCEPT nishitani ima be 100%.... idk the loud primary colors aren't doing it for me.... points for the nails and hair though) đŠ
#long post#snap chats#laying down when youre gloomy is dangerous i passed out despite really hating naps jLAEKJ#my dad texted me today saying we wouldn't be able to hang out and i was reminded to answer this ask gjVLKJLKWEJ#needless to say im still not having the best of days. or months apparently â ď¸ but moving on from all that#uhh. yeah no i think i said everything i need to say#im pushing my brain to think of anything to say im really out of it#i know if i dont do it now tho i never will cause when i shirk somethin its virtually nonexistent in my mind ajrLKjVLK#at the very least the 'ladies man' comment is definitely not. 'less consequential' if twitter is anything to say LMAO#mostly just jokes of course ik ik For Real Non Consequential but my eyes are still seeing it every other post SO.#on that note. i forgot my personal rule of not commenting on scripts OH NO#i dont understand japanese and at this point i cant trust what english translators provide and evidently the differences can be big#sooo im just gonna. eat shit i guess LMAO IDK#i already done said i have no more notes bout the proposal bit and i dont#i can just say Yeah Thats About Right when it comes to agreeing with whats been said#just feels underwhelming to only say that tho.... but theres no other way i can say it without restating#i myself just feel underwhelming as of late but thats a personal ish jALKJKLJ#in any case my dad said he'd send me pizza money as an apology or something and tbh ive been craving pizza all week anyway for some reason#even if he doesnt i might just get a small pizza for myself and then only eat a third of it cause my stomach's the size of a peanut
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watching this insane video on tiktok and the comments somehow make it more insane
#this girl parked in a target parking lot is asked to step outside of the vehicle by cops#because there were reports of her swerving and stumbling#the cops ask her all these questions about substances and she denies it over and over again clearly very anxious and unsure what to do#the cops then after she is adamant that she was not drinking say 'oh see now we have a problem because i saw a bottle of vodka in your door'#and there very much is not it is literally a monster can but she's freaked out and knows there's not so when the cops use tricky language#she says yes to the cop checking for that bottle shocker it's not there (but she has now given them access to search her vehicle)#and the fucking cop comes back and says oh you got rid of it because i know it was there and she's even more confused and the cop is like#'i have it all here on video' (they do not because it doesn't exist!!!!) 'therefore im gonna have to search the rest of your car'#the girl does have a marajjana pipe in there which she's scared she'll get in trouble for but is now even more confused and saying you need#a warrant you can't do this this is an unlawful search and the cop literally says 'i think i know the law sweetie'#and the comments are in insane because everyone is like 'ah! i believed her in the first part this girl is so stupid ect'#and fail to see that this was an intentional abuse of power and tricky word play of cops and there's NO EVIDENCE that she was lying#she is simply trying to stand up to these cops who are trying to use a jumble of words to confuse her and search her property#these commenters should be angry at the cops and yet!! like it's so plain and simple it's actually quite sad#it's acab until you think you're morally superior to the supposed criminal#eris: text
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went to that horror thing at that dudes house - it was fine and i had fun but it was just a groups of older white dudes and what comes from that like mostly fun! but watch out
#personal#some comments or full on bits were like :0 i must leave. but mostly fun#and ten minutes in i was asked a womanâs perspective on something#ohhh and dude and i had completely different opinions of midsummer he was like#honestly? christen didnt do anything wrong#and it started from when he was drugged/raped and we agreeeded there#but i was like oh thatâs straight wrong but he was an awful boyfriend#and he was like was he? yes he was ur insane#also got home and was like heyyyy#bc my mom just basically told me weâre going to this show on friday#which is fine i did have plans that night but i actually cancelled them before she told me#but it was like oh i gotta talk to her bc i do actively make plans and we canât do this thing where she tells me to be somewhere and i#already bought tickets for something else#bc she has a bad habit of signing me up for things without speaking to me#which at 24 isnât inconvenient but straight up detrimental#like iâm not 17 complaining my moms making me help clean out a house#iâm 24 and my mom is not respecting me as an adult with a full time job and life#so iâm like hey i already canceled before this and itâs for grandma#who btw is probably gonna die soon - i have no relation in serious with this woman#but sheâs fine enough but iâm going to stuff with her and seeing her#to support my mom cause she just lost a husband and will lose her mom soon you know?#but i was sheâs more important duh but in general in the future can you just include me in the plans#before speaking for me? bc if i bought tickets for my show thatâs a waste of 40 bucks bc we didnât talk#and during this sheâs interrupting and telling me to stop bc she doesnât want to talk about this#and sheâs like stop fucking lecturing me ur not my mom#and i try to keep it calm and im like no i just want to communicate#and sheâs like if you canât go itâs fine just stop fucking acting like ur my mom#and keeps going and finishes with i donât want to communicate with you#so i get pissed and i tell her fine if she canât communicate donât use my fucking name for anything#donât loan money donât say iâll be there donât use my name - extra bc she was like ig i can 50 bucks when i reminded her she owes me 260
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i love how much you talk in tags. i love reading your words and how you talk and what about. might sound strange but its true. i like your mouth words dawg.
Technically, they're finger words.
#gonna finish answering in the tags#im so glad someone cares ab all my ridiculous tag rambles#so thank uu <3#i remember i found the 30 tag limit almost immediately upon returning to tumblr and was like#oh shit i gotta turn down the verbosity? i thought this was the blogging site!#the only platform that encourages ppl to make comments in the tags but only if u show some restraint#mf ill show u restraint im gonna hit that 30 tag limit into next week#get outta here w that nonsense#anyway#its like i can talk somewhere between loud and clear speaking voice (text post) and whisper (read more)#tags is like the chill moment when ur hangin out w someone late at night just doing ur own thing and occasionally being like#'haha this post just said [x]' 'haha nice' and then back to comfortable silence#occasionally its the 'omGG HAHAHA CHECK THIS OUT' and it disturbs the peace which is fun#even if most of it is just me rambling to myself its like that same feeling to me#chill no filter late night thoughts at any hour#or maybe im biased bc im getting rly sleepy rn and thats the vibe im getting from this ramble#ok tone shift im getting a spicy hot take/ides and im just gonna put it here instead of bury it in the graveyard of my wips#tw puppet talk ahead#so you know that movie Teeth#wouldnt it be fucked up if the ssme concept applied to puppets intended to be manipulated with an arm inside them#you do something the puppet doesnt like and you get the nom#ok sry i was aiming for 30 tags im falling asleep rm gotta cutbit short#snknjmkjmmmmm#anonyymkud#annonynkus#anonymous#askdx#asked#puppets#mentions
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adrien never went to public school / adrienette have never met AU where Ladynoir are dating but Marinette has beef with Adrien Agreste⢠on twitter, spurred by her interest in the fashion industry and her friendship with Mylene. ads are all over the place of Adrien promoting products like air in a bottle and NFTs and just generally so many products that are extremely poor taste/bad for the environment. Marinette tweets about beauty standards in the industry and all the shit Gabriel brand does to the environment and how Adrien Agreste perfectly encapsulates it all.
Adrien, of course, never responds to any of her tweets. her tweets are just white noise in the background. she is nowhere near on his level. one day Marinette tweets out something akin to "if I saw Adrien Agreste irl i'd punch him in the face" and her twitter gets banned for Threats of Violence, Alya draws attention to the injustice of it via the Ladyblog and suddenly "I want to punch Adrien Agreste in the face [gets banned]" becomes a bit of a meme. NOW people know who Marinette is and are listening to what she's saying (on her new account or whatever). Chat Noir also tweets that he wants to punch Adrien in the face
A hashtag trends. Marinette caves and starts tweeting about the scandals of the industry on her Ladybug twitter too. Adrien's twitter and instagram comments are flooded with both threats to punch him but also just generally critical comments like "nice pic and all but are you not going to address the sweatshop allegations?". Adrien still does not address it. At most he turns comments off. Marinette is gnawing at the wood of her desk.
Then a Ladybug and Chat Noir identity reveal happens.
Marinette is stunned. Absolutely mouth agape. Cannot form words. Chat Noiâ NO, ADRIENâ ADRIEN FUCKING AGRESTE looks at her and is like "oh ha :) .... Marinette Dupain-Cheng, right? You're the girl who wanted to punch me hahaha"
after recovering from her world being shattered, she's like...... "hahaha...... um............... yeah...... uh..... so you... DO know who i am. and you're just. ignoring it then. hahaha... ok... thats....... fine..... anyway..... u-uh...... im not... gonna actually punch you. but. um. k-kitty do you um. maybe want to stop promoting deforestation and all that"
he's like "I don't"
she's like. "yes you do. literally in your newest ad you said to the camera 'who needs trees when bottled air is the way of the future'. like did you really read that line out loud and not see a problem with it"
"yeah, that wasn't me"
"what are you talking abouâ"
"it's deepfaked"
"..... what"
"all of my ads in the past few years are deepfakes. I complained too much so my father fired me. turns out that i signed away all rights to my face and voice to him when I was 13 or something. he can just use my face and voice and name however he wants. he generates ads. i dont even have access to the 'Adrien Agreste' twitter or insta accounts. sometimes he makes me do runways but beyond that I'm not involved in all."
"... ... ... ... ... what"
"yeah haha... :") im sorry. i wish i could help you more. but he never listens to me. i don't like it either, i.... i've asked him to stop sooo many times. but he never listens to me. i hate seeing my face used without my consent but haha.... i don't... have any rights here so. sorry. i really wish i could help more"
and now marinette hates "Adrien Agreste"⢠ads/posts EVEN MORE and is threatening to kill Gabriel Agreste himself. all while kissing the real adrien agreste silly
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NERD!WOOZI WITH SLUTTY FINGERING
a/n: i KNOW ive talked about woozi hands, woozi fingering, too much already in this blog, so, nerd!woozi its just another excuse for me to write about it again. sorry not sorry. a/n pt.2: yes, this is woozi's hand on minghao's neck that's why im screaming in the title. WARNINGS: smut, small angst, fingering, body fluids (cum spit), clit stimulation, g'spot stimulation, intense orgasm, teasing, quick learner!jihoon
nerd!jihoon whoâs all serene and timid, always too focused on his notes, pretending he doesnât notice your little games, but deep down, heâs fully aware. you catch him sometimes, the way his pencil pauses mid-scribble when you lean a little too close, asking for the same damn pencil again. he knows you have like five pencils in that full-of-charms bag of yours, regardless here you are.
âyou sure you donât just wanna keep it?â he mumbles, barely looking up as he hands you the pencil.
you lean forward, letting your hair fall in front of your face like a curtain, just to see if heâd peek. and, of course, he does. a quick flick of his eyes, then back down to his notebook, scribbling some bullshit about physics or whatever. boring. you wonder whatâd happen if you just grabbed his hand for real this time, full contact, no pencil-between-you nonsense. would he pull away? would he get all flustered, or would he grab you back, finally drop that innocent act?
âyou ever gonna look at me when i ask you for something, or you too shy for that?â you tease, leaning on his desk now, your fingers inching closer to his ruler. he finally looks up at you, a little more serious than usual, and it catches you off guard.
âyou keep asking for things you donât need,â he says quietly, âwhy?â he scoffs, pushing his glasses up his nose like thatâs gonna hide the faint flush creeping up his neck. âyou can keep the damn pencil,â he mutters, eyes glued to the textbook in front of him.
and nerd!jihoon who gets so in his head about it that he doesnât realize the moment he fucked up. âcause when you stand up from your chair, reaching down to grab something you âaccidentallyâ dropped, you do it slow. bending over right in front of him, just enough that your skirt rides up a little too high, giving him a full view.
he stares for just a second too long, eyes glued to the hem of your skirt, swallowing hard like heâs trying not to make a sound. but itâs obvious, way too obvious, and when he realizes heâs been caught, his face turns red so fast you almost laugh out loud.
nerd!jihoon who's fidgeting now, trying to pretend he didnât just eye-fuck you in the middle of the classroom.
but nerd!jihoonâs only got so much self-control, and youâre testing every bit of it.
nerd!jihoon who, for some reason, snaps at you that morning when you meet at the stairs outside the university building. itâs out of nowhere tooâlike, one second, youâre just giving him that casual little smile, ready to toss some flirty comment about the weather being as cold as his attitude, and the next, heâs all huffy, eyebrows furrowing deeper than usual.
âwhy do you keep doing that?â his voice comes out sharp, way too sharp for someone like him, the type who rarely even speaks above a whisper in class. you blink, taken aback, half-wondering if heâs joking, but when you see his jaw tighten, you realize heâs serious. dead serious. âis it that hard to leave me alone?â
ouch. you donât even know how to react at first, like his words take a second to settle in, but when they do, it feels like someone knocked the air out of you. your eyes harden on him, and for once, you donât have some quick retort. you just⌠stare. really?âheâs just gonna blow up like that?
âfine,â you mutter, voice cold as ice. and with that, you turn on your heel and walk off without another word, you donât even look back as you head straight to the classroom, your heart pounding in your chest. youâve never felt this weird compound of pissed and hurt before. itâs like something just snapped inside you too.
for the rest of the day, you donât bother glancing in his direction. you gather your stuff at the end of class, all in silence, and when you make your way past his desk, you stop for just a second, pulling out all those borrowed pencils from your bag. without a word, you set them on his desk, one by one. they clatter onto his notes, each one feeling like a small âfuck youâ in its own way.
jihoon doesnât say anything, just stares at the pencils like theyâre mocking him. he opens his mouth for a split second, like maybe heâs gonna explain, but nothing comes out. you donât give him the chance either; you walk away, not bothering to look back. itâs like every interaction youâve ever had just gets replayed in your mind, and now itâs all soured.
the next few days are weird. hell, you stop talking to him altogether. instead, you sit at your desk, quietly pulling out your own damn pencils from your pencil case, you donât need his anymore, not when heâs gonna act like a complete ass about it. he watches you thoughâyou can feel his stare on you, burning into the side of your head. but every time you glance in his direction, he looks away like he canât deal with the awkwardness heâs caused.
itâs like he wants to apologize but has no idea how to start. typical jihoonâall brain and no clue when it comes to real people.
but one evening, thereâs a knock on your dorm door. you open it, and there he is, standing there with a six-pack of those canned drinks you always get from the campus canteen, the same ones you always grab right after class. his face is red, cheeks flushed in a way thatâs almost⌠cute? but youâre still mad, still remembering how he snapped at you like that.
âhey,â he says, and his voice is softer this time, merely audible. you just stand there, arms crossed, waiting for him to explain himself.
âi, uh⌠i brought these,â he mutters, holding the cans out like some awkward peace offering. âi noticed you⌠always get these. thought maybeâŚâ his voice trails off, and he rubs the back of his neck, clearly uncomfortable. âiâm sorry. for what i said.â
you raise an eyebrow, still not convinced. âreally? you were a complete jerk, jihoon.â
he shrinks at your words, nodding. âi know. i just⌠i didnât know how to deal with it, okay? it⌠messed with me.â
you uncross your arms, softening just a bit. âand snapping at me was your way of handling it?â
he sighs, looking down at his shoes. âi didnât mean it. i was just frustrated. not at youâjust⌠at myself.â
you take a deep breath, glancing at the cans in his hands, the little effort heâs put into making amends. heâs trying. âfine,â you say finally, stepping aside to let him in. âyou owe me more than just drinks, though.â
jihoonâs eyes widen a bit, his lips twitching into that familiar nervous smile. âwhat do you want, then?â
you scoff.
nerd!jihoon who feels the faint taste of the drink lingers on your tongue, and he groans into your mouth, probably addicted to it more than heâll admit. heâs kissing you backâmessy, needy, and a little clumsy, but you can tell heâs losing himself in it.
you shift on his lap, straddling him properly, and when you press into him, his breath hitches. itâs like he canât keep himself together, every kiss pulling out little sounds, his hands hover awkwardly for a second, like he doesnât know what to do with them, until you grab them and guide them up your body, pushing them to your chest, making him squeeze your tits through your shirt.
nerd!jihoon who gasps when he feels the nipples on his palms through your shirt, his lips pulling away from yours for just a second as he looks at where his hands are, eyes wide like he canât believe it. his fingers flex against you, tentatively at first, but then you press your hand over his, forcing him to squeeze harder, and you let out a shaky breath.
then? oh, he gets it.
nerd!jihoon, who finally acts, squeezing your tits by himself like heâs been waiting for this chance his whole damn life. his fingers dig in just enough to pull a moan from your throat.
nerd!jihoonâs catching on fast now, realizing where you want to be touched, where your breath catches, where your body melts into him.
his hands roam up your sides, slipping under your oversized shirt, and when his fingers brush your bare skin, he freezes for a second. he realizes youâre not wearing anything underneath, no panties, no bra, just naked under the thin fabric. âshit,â he breathes, almost like a curse, his eyes darting up to meet yours, like heâs checking to see if this is real, if you actually want him to keep going.
you smirk, biting your lip, and press your hips down into him harder, a wordless yes, keep going.
his hand cups your pussy, and the way you immediately arch into him, gasping out his nameâheâs gone. brain short-circuiting, but his bodyâs on autopilot now. âdont do this to meâŚâ he mewls, too focused on the way youâre grinding into his hand, wet and ready for him.
nerd!jihoon who, once he realizes how horny you are, loses any hesitation he had before. his fingers, slender and surprisingly strong, waste no time. heâs focusedâso damn focusedâlike heâs solving a problem in his mind, but this time, the problem is you. and he knows exactly how to handle it.
nerd!jihoon who pauses for just a second, like heâs still processing how turned on you areâhow his touch alone got you dripping like this. his middle finger presses right against your clit, and he flicks it side to sideâfast as hell, like too fastâand your hips jerk up into him, a soft whimper slipping out. his middle finger dips into your pussy first, just enough to feel the wetness gather on his fingertip, the way you swallow around him makes his breath hitch.
itâs like heâs testing what gets you going, what makes your thighs tremble, and god, does he know how to read your body. every gasp, every time your breath hitches, he switches it upâkeeps you on edge.
he presses his middle finger deep suddenly, really deep, until youâre arching into him, your body reacting instantly to the way he knows how to hit that spot. his finger curls inside you, pushing hard, making you gasp like heâs punching the air from your lungs. heâs watching you, eyes glued to the way your hips move, like heâs trying to memorize how to make you react like this again.
"hold still," he mutters, and when you donât, when you try to squirm because itâs too much too fast, he forces your legs open with his, his thighs pressing yours apart. âdonât... close them. i need toââ his breath catches when he adds a second finger, stretching you just enough to make your pussy clench tight around him, making your thighs shake. he presses them deep, so deep you feel the pressure low in your belly, but itâs when he starts to pull them out, flicking them up against your clit as he does it, that you lose it.
âoh fuck,â you gasp, back arching, and jihoonâs watching you so damn closely, taking mental notes on every single reaction you give him.
âso... wet. why? hm?â he whispers, like he canât believe it, his voice shy but breathy, like heâs talking more to himself than you. his fingers slide out, slick with your cum, and without even thinking, he spits right on themâmixing the spit with the dripping wetness already covering his fingers. the sound is obscene, the slick noise of him fingering you only getting louder, wetter, messier.
and then, he adjusts.
âcâmere,â he says, voice a little rougher now, guiding you to sit between his legs, your back pressed against his chest. you can feel how hard his cock is, twitching against your ass as you settle between his thighs. his legs spread yours open, holding you wide as he slides his hand back down to your dripping pussy, his fingers diving back in like they belong there.
he uses his middle finger againâalways that oneâsliding it in deep, heâs too focused on you, too addicted to the way you moan when he pushes his fingers deeper. his legs wrap around yours, holding them wide open, âcause youâre so damn close to squeezing them shut. his voice comes out soft, right in your ear. âyouâre soâfuck, so into this. just my fingers?â
he canât believe it, canât wrap his head around how crazy youâre going just from thisâeven though heâs making you drip all over his hand. but it only impulses him on. his fingers flick against your clit again, fast, precise, like heâs playing an instrument heâs mastered. your body jerks, and you feel yourself clenching around nothing, cum practically coating his fingers now. he slides them deep again, harder this time, pushing you into the bed so hard your hips are practically pinned down.
âyou like that?â he asks, voice shaky, but heâs so into it. holding you open like heâs afraid youâll try to close your legs.
his fingers are everywhereâinside you, rubbing, pressing, flicking.
âfuckâjihoon,â you moan, words tumbling out of you like you canât control them, and his breath catches again. his fingers move faster, slick sounds filling the room as he alternates between pressing deep inside you and flicking your clit, over and over again, until youâre a complete mess in his arms.
âyouâreâfuckâyouâre gonna make me say something stupid,â you gasp out, barely holding onto any coherent thought, and he lets out a soft, shy laugh, like he knows exactly what you mean.
nerd!jihoon who's lost in the rhythm heâs created, only pushes harder, fingers still dancing between your thighs as he chases that soundâthat sweet, desperate gasp that makes his heart race. âi think i can handle it,â he teases, but heâs definitely not prepared for the way you arch your back, pushing harder against him as your breath gets quicker, sharper.
âjihoon, please,â you whimper, the words spilling out like theyâre a prayer. your body is begging for somethingâanythingâmore, but heâs holding you right at the edge, fingers moving so fast youâre pretty sure your brain is short-circuiting.
he seems to realize just how close you are. he leans in closer, his breath ghosting over your ear, âcan youâcan you come for me? just from this?â thereâs a softness in his voice, but the way he asks it is so demanding, and you canât help but nod.
âyesâyes!â you manage to breathe out, and thatâs all the encouragement he needs.
âjust let go. i got you.â itâs like the words unlock something inside you, and before you even realize it, that sweet ache intensifying.
nerd!jihoon who lets out a soft chuckle, shaky as hell, but damn if he doesnât sound proud. his fingers donât slow down though. his middle finger presses even deeper, practically curling up into the g'spot inside you that makes you pass out for a second, and you gasp so loud youâre sure anyone passing by your dorm would hear it.
âjihoonâfuck, right there!â you groan, and he hones in on that spot like heâs taking thoughtful reminders.
he bites his lip, watching the way your hips roll into his hand, how wet you are, cum dripping down his fingers like heâs proud of the mess youâre making. âi didnât know youâd be⌠this into it,â he whispers, and that just makes your head spin more.
this guy. so shy but so fucking good at what heâs doing to you.
âjihoon, iâm gonnaâoh my god!â you try to warn him, but he cuts you off.
âi know, just let go,â he encourages, voice softer now, almost reverent, as if heâs treating this moment like something sacred. his fingers slide back up to your clit
this is it. his eyes widen a little, and you can feel the way his heart races against your back. every flick against your clit sends a convulsion through your body.
you dissolve into a broken gasp, your hips moving against his hand instinctively as he works you toward that peak. please, please, just let me come.
and when he adds just a little more pressure, itâs like your whole body torches. you cum and cum, your body arching against him. âjihoon, fuck!â you cry out, a high-pitched gasp that fills the air as you feel everything shatter, your body clenching tightly around his fingers that they almost slip out.
nerd!jihoon who watches you, completely captivated, the way your body reacts, the way youâre lost in it. he doesnât stop, though; no, he keeps moving, fingers working through your orgasm, gentle however persistent, making sure you feel every bit of that pleasure. heâs fascinated, eyes wide as he takes in the globs of cum covering his fingers, the slickness that only grows thicker the more he works you.
âjihoon, waitâŚâ you manage to murmur, half-laughing, half-breathless. âs-sensitive.â
you melt on his chest, catching your breath, as his hand cups your pussy again, letting 'you' rest.
âthat wasâhow do you even know how to do that?â itâs a genuine question, and you canât help but admire him, the way heâs panting lightly, his cheeks flushed.
he chuckles nervously, looking away for a moment, then back at you shyly. âi mean⌠i just pay attention? itâs like⌠figuring out the math of it all, but way more fun.â his eyes sparkle, and you canât help but laugh, shaking your head at how nerdy he is, even in these moments.
âwell, you know what they say about nerds,â you wink, reaching out to play with the ends of his shirt. âthey can be really good atââ
âokay, stop,â he laughs, cutting you off.
âso, um⌠can i, like, do that again sometime?â he asks, his tone shifting to something softer, almost hopeful, and the way he looks at you makes your heart flutter.
âabsolutely,â you say with a grin, leaning in to give him a quick peck, your bodies still tangled together.
âhow about we switch positions next time? i think i could make you scream even louder.â he teases, but his red cheeks don't lie.
you freeze at his words, heart racing as you process what he just said. heâs learned way too quickly, âwhich one are you talking about?â you ask, a teasing lilt in your voice, even though your cheeks are flushed too.
âany one you want,â he replies, a in a shyly-confident smirk on his face. âiâm a quick study when it comes to this kind of stuff.â he smiles wider. âjust tell me what you like, and iâll make sure i learn it.â
you canât help but laugh. âoh, is that so? you think you can handle it?â
âabsolutely,â he says, hugging your body to him. âjust say the word, and iâll show you just how good i can get.â
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âď¸ăťmeeting fuckboy gojo at a frat party â¸â¸ăť
gojo is a fuckboy and he knows it about himself. so when you show up to his party, he's all over you.
"are you new?" he asks you, his hard on already digging into your back. you've heard those rumors about satoru gojo but you never thought he would be that quick to find a new meat - you.
"yeah, fuck off." you say, shoving him away so that you can pour yourself a drink. gojo is not having any of it.
"why don't you wanna have some fun with me?" his hand strokes your shoulder and you can feel his breath on your neck.
"i am not looking for a hook up. im trying to get to know people." you explain to him and you can basically see the wheels in his brain turning.
"alright... we can get to know each other first."
"gojo, too rough." you moan, grabbing his hand that's around your neck. he just chuckles, angling his thrusts so he can touch your g spot with every thrust. you trash under him on the bed, the pleasure and overstimulating are both so addicting. and satoru knows it, that's why he gives you more and more.
he's not even done with you and your pussy already hurts because of how big he is. he is a known fuckboy, of course he's gonna be huge.
"you gonna cum for me, huh?" he smirks at you, one hand pinching your nipple. he knows you like it and that's why he does it again. you cum on his cock as gojo pinches your tits. maybe you're a masochist after all.
"im gonna cum inside of that pussy. i hope you're on a birth control." within few thrusts, he's cumming inside of your pussy, filling you up nicely. you feel guilt that you let him cum inside, at least you are on a birth control.
"do you do this with every girl? ask them if they're on birth control when you're about to cum?" you ask him, irritation clear in your voice. he laughs at your comment, "they all want me so they get on birth control just from me."
you roll your eyes at him, "i do not want you."
"oh, you will, don't worry. once i get to know your pussy more."
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