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Listen if the study of ancient humans doesn’t make you at least a little bit emotional idk what to say.

I started crying today at the museum because they had reconstructed the shoes of Otzi the iceman.

Either he or someone he knew who cared about him made these shoes out of grass and bear skin and twine and he was wearing them when he died over five thousand years ago.

And a Czech researcher and his students did reconstructions of these shoes and wore them to the same place where he died to test them out and they were like yep! These shoes are really cozy and comfy and didn’t give us blisters while hiking!

Is that not just the coolest shit ever????

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You will not die at the hands of quicksand. Ask me how I know this

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"i hope jakey dies" is such a funny meme because it makes people SO upset

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https://stopproject2025comic.org/

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Everyone clap for non consensual body modification everybody loves a character whose body has been altered against their will

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we must act fast to revitalize the ecosystem by reintroducing megafauna. i suggest the tarasque. just a suggestion. i have 30,000 tarasques ready to go as soon as yuo give the word mr president. don’t be a coward sir. 30,000 tarasques. thiink of your country

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sorry i really don’t like just reposting someone else’s joke but i haven’t been able to stop thinking about Yucky Stinking Tooth for weeks

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Smush

(via)

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Washing the car 🐈

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me explaining to people who don’t know sonic lore that amy was never meant to be sonic’s love interest, when the sonic team was told to make a gf for sonic they said he wasn’t the type to be in a committed relationship and so made amy as the child with a hero crush who follows him around and then in sonic adventure the first plot-based game despite her being aged up her entire character arc was focused on growing into her own as a hero outside of sonic and after trying and failing to build on the love interest aspect naturally she’s been consistently portrayed for YEARS the same way she was intended, as someone with a crush but who’s moved past it and can be his friend without trying to force him to date her and is a strong character in her own right and can summon infinite hammers from midair no joke she did that onscreen

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chat did i cook

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whenever someone is like "[X] is so good but you can't just recommend it casually bc it has every trigger warning under the sun" that in itself is a recommendation. all the truly good shit needs a minimum of 5 disclaimers or it can't possibly reach the level of visceral catharsis necessary to be classified as a masterpiece. the funnier variant of this is when you come across a callout post for a piece of media that ends up reading like a recommendation instead

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Btw, this is how conservatives keep getting to claim that trans people are a new thing no one has ever heard, because our history and existences have continually been erased or obscured systematically through out history.

The most famous example was 92 years when the Nazis raided the library of the Institut für Sexualwissenschaft, the medical practice where the term transsexual was first coined and the first gender affirming surgery was performed in in 1931.

What did the Nazis do after raiding the library on May 6th, 1933? You may be familiar with these images

It is happening again.