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As someone who grew up hunting, I think preppers love guns so much because there’s not much to them. A civilian gun safety course takes two days max, and most of it is common sense. Hunting game takes practice and skill, but like, shooting someone in self defense is as straightforward as it gets. Aim for center mass and pull.
Then you have people whose literal job revolves around using guns. Basic Training for Marines is like 13 weeks, only two of which are about marksmanship. The rest of their training is about survival, map reading, radios, chain of command, etc. Some of the best snipers in world history were teenage girls who were handed whatever piece of shit rifle the Soviet Union had at the time, and were told to take potshots at dudes in Nazi uniforms.
It just doesn’t take much to be kind of good at shooting, but it’s seen as a hetero masculine way for conservative men to bond with each other. But like, there’s other useful stuff that’s pointlessly gendered as masculine that preppers can get into. Go take a mechanics class or wood working or something. In an apocalyptic scenario I can hand any trustworthy dipshit a rifle and tell them to shoot bad guys, but if you can figure out how to hot wire a solar power system up to whatever house we’re squatting in I will suck your dick.
A thing I love to do is telling prepper dudes that one of my disaster readiness skills is making stuffed animals. They never get it. Like, my dude, when things get very bad and we're all sharing overcrowded shelters, you're gonna want the power to comfort children. Trust me.
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there's this guy who was on the city council of aberdeen, WA and he was super right wing and made his whole thing about "getting drug addicts and criminals and sex perverts out of his town" like he would literally livestream himself driving around downtown talking about how he almost got attacked by an evil drug addict or talking about how many registered sex offenders live there. well it turns out this guy was SA'ing his 11 year old stepdaughter for several years. and the cognitive dissonance on display was genuinely illuminating to me in terms of showing how right wingers convince themselves that they're protecting children.
when he was caught the guy literally said something like "it's a shame this is happening now, right when I was just about to do some real good in the city and make some real change" and at first I was fucking flabbergasted but the more I thought about it the more it makes sense to me.
we already know that conservatives don't actually care about the nebulous concept of "protecting children" and that most of what they say is just straight up nonsense lightly concealing their bigotry towards trans people, gay people, the unhoused, addicts, etc. but to me this really solidified that when they're talking about the evil groomers or perverts the important thing here is that these are strangers, or Others. scary unknown people hiding in the shadows who are just crazy and unpredictable. they either don't want to address the fact that most abuse comes from within the family or they genuinely think that abuse from a parental figure is acceptable. either way it's insane to me
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rating: t cw: implied car wreck, traffic, smoking tags: pining idiots, pre-steddie, mentioned Buckingham, word count: 928
written for @steddieholidaydrabbles prompt "traffic"
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“Remember when you had the hots for Tiffani?” Eddie asked, his feet kicked up on the dashboard as he relaxed into the corner of the seat.
“Why is she the one everyone holds against me?”
“Because she made you a doll…of yourself.”
“So? You made a little guy that was me, hand-painted and everything,” Steve shook his head and grabbed the cigarettes.
Eddie knew he was pushing the guy’s buttons and should probably tread lightly but it was so fun and almost too easy. Plus, there wasn’t anything else to do. All they had for entertainment beyond riling up Steve was watching the daylight slowly disappear. Even the radio couldn't save them as they conserved gas.
He watched the cigarette find its home between Steve’s lips and fought every urge to hold his lighter out, lit and desperate for the closeness it’d require. Instead, Steve stared off into the horizon and waited for the lighter in the van to warm up.
“That’s different. First of all," Eddie started, finger to the sky. "You asked me to make that. I didn’t do it for fun and I never sneakily cut your hair to use for realism.”
“Neither did Tiffani.”
“You sure about that, I swear we all saw a little bald patch for a while.”
“You could, ya know, you could walk to Indianapolis. I think you’d probably beat me there,” Steve huffed.
It was so perfectly Steve that it made Eddie want to scream. He was literally pushing Eddie away but wrapping it up with a neat little bow. Get the hell out of the car but also then you wouldn’t be stuck in this god-awful traffic. I'm helping you more than I'm helping me.
He’d probably give Eddie his coat, a couple of quarters to call anyone should he need to, and a snack before literally kicking him out.
Of course, that was all if it wasn’t such a hollow threat. Eddie had more than learned that in all their time together. Something he hadn’t expected to say but here he was spending a lot of his free time with The Steve Harrington. Perhaps the weirdest thing to come from this whole monsters and alternate dimensions thing was learning what made the guy tick.
“God and miss hanging out with you? I love being trapped in my van and snapped at because you can’t control the weather.”
“We don’t know that the weather did this,” Steve finally lit his cigarette and cracked the window. Eddie tried not to stare but it was impossible to look away. It was some kink Eddie didn’t know he’d had until Steve.
“Either directly or indirectly, it did. So who are you kissing at midnight?”
“Is that why you were asking about Tiffani?” Steve said, passing over the cigarette just like Eddie knew he would. It was why he didn’t light his own, he wanted to share with Steve.
“You think Robin and Chris invited her to their place for the party? Robin likes to make you squirm but that feels too much for even her.”
“Nah because then she’d had to admit she was flirting with her too,” Steve laughed, holding his hand out for the cigarette.
They were losing the last bits of daylight and Eddie started to feel a little anxious. They’d been there for far too long and they had a limited break in the weather. The longer they sat here the worse it was going to be when they finally got moving. Hanging out with Steve was starting to rub off on Eddie. He was thinking practically. It was awful.
A few brake lights ahead of them lit up and gave Eddie a bit of hope. He shook his head and said “Gross” to what Steve had said.
“So who are you kissing at midnight then? You’re not going to be doing any better than I am,” Steve poked. Eddie deserved this for getting him worked up but he didn’t enjoy it.
“I dunno, maybe our odds are about the same,” he said, feeling just a little brave as he refused to make eye contact. Even as he felt the cigarette offered again.
All of this was ramping up to something but Steve wasn’t following the script. He was on edge and quicker to fight than normal. Something Eddie usually loved and even now was enjoying a bit but that’s because it was better than thinking too hard about asking the man to be his New Year’s kiss.
To confess he’d been harboring a crush so big it was impacting everyone around them seemed the perfect road trip confession. Eddie was even blessed with traffic. Which did little more than give him more time not to pull the trigger. It shouldn't be this hard, yet Eddie stayed silent.
He sucked in a breath and tried to stop thinking about it. The more he tried to set up the perfect conversation, the harder it seemed to be.
And as mentally planned, the van filled with whoops and cheers, only they weren't for Eddie’s confession. It was joy punctuated by Steve slamming the gear shift into drive. “We’re moving!” He said, shaking the wheel. With one last drag from the cigarette, he passed it off to Eddie. “Come on, I don’t think we’ll even be late.”
“Great,” Eddie sighed and watched the moment slowly creep by like the discarded McDonalds bag he’d been staring at for the past hour. He’d missed his chance and there was no way the universe was going to hand him another. Not like that.
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This is just something I've noticed when in spaces surrounding my interests:
A lot of leftists genuinely can't fathom how conservatives can and do enjoy content created by someone they disagree with. Often, posts will pop up that are along the lines of, "How can conservatives say they like this music or TV show or book series when the people behind these things (or the characters within the fictional content) would hate their guts and they're pro things conservatives aren't? There's no logic in that and it just shows how dumb the right is."
In reality, I think it just shows how close-minded the left can be. Many of the things I enjoy were created by left-leaning people, but that doesn't mean it's not good content. I keep my political views out of these spaces mostly because they're not relevant, y'know? (I'm also just introverted/shy lol - I barely interact as is). For example, my favorite genre of music is grunge. 99% of grunge musicians were openly left-leaning, but guess what? I don't care and I still like the music. The left puts so much weight on the opinions of celebrities and politicians (while trying to act like they're rebels/punk) that they think you have to agree with these completely disconnected strangers on everything.
"This celebrity/character would hate you," is such an odd argument to make, in my opinion. It's like - okay, and?
Which is why it's always the left that are trying to cancel people. They can't separate politics from anything, which is why they are always unhappy, there's always a problem, they never enjoy anything and are impossible to please.
They can't appreciate art from other perspectives because everyone on earth has to have their exact positions on all issues or they are Bad People. So much for their "diversity is our strength" nonsense lmao.
I actively try to avoid hearing political takes from any artist I appreciate because I'm not here for a political or moral guide, I'm here for entertainment. And when you look to celebrities for guidance you are looking in the wrong place because no one is more out of touch than they are lol.
I just assume the artists I enjoy are all woke leftists because most people in those industries are and if they're not then I can be pleasantly surprised.
But if if I get told "you know so-and-so is a leftist and would probably hate you, right?" I literally could not care less because I'm not trying to be their friend. I find most of them, personality wise, to be pretty annoying myself.
It just demonstrates a real flaw with leftists that they cannot comprehend how someone could engage with or appreciate anything about someone that has different perspectives and opinions. Sounds like an absolutely miserable existence always having to be outraged about something and making sure every artist you like has the Right Opinions.
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Exactly this!
The word sodomy wasn’t originally even about homosexuality— sodomy, by term or law, referred to literally anything that wasn’t procreative intercourse between a husband and wife, and was very much more enforced by particular Protestants than anything.
Homosexuality also wasn’t viewed in the same lens at all; you know that frustrating conservative angle about being gay being a choice? Yeah, that’s got about 800 years of precedent, almost certainly more, but definitive proof be lacking for earlier accounts.
The conflation of this choice with a myriad of other deviances also has about 800 years of precedent, courtesy the term sodomy above being a catch-all term for anything that certain circles didn’t like.
Speaking of which— let’s mention that sin thing, cause in Catholicism, famously, sins are tiered — petty, venial, and mortal. Technically petty sins ARE venial, but they’re generally grouped as a separate category because they are like getting a warning citation instead of a ticket. Venial sins are minor offenses that one can easily repent for and that any priest or pastor can forgive. Mortal sins are not so — you need the forgiveness of a cardinal (hence, cardinal sin) or higher to repent effectively.
That aside, let’s get back to the homosexual thing. For a long long long time, homosexual behavior was a PETTY SIN. It was something you paid a tiny tithe for and said a few words prayer and boom, you were good. But odds were that unless you went sleeping around or made a bad habit of getting caught and/or it interfered with normal duties (including marriage) that nobody would care. Certainly there was a lot more openness about it prior to the Schism. (Pre 1250’s)
And indeed this only changed on a broad scale after the whole Black Death thing, which fundamentally changed the church forever because people collectively had a crisis of faith and the church was losing control. So post 1350’s, they did what all powers who want control do, and targeted minorities and outcasts to try to band people together under their banner. It worked, eventually, which is how we got the nastiness of the renaissance period. But in that narrow space between the 1350’s solid medieval period to the second wave in the 1550’s that really set the motion for the church’s revival, there was a kind of odd quasi-modern greyness about a lot of that.
It’s true that the church did up the ante, and homosexual acts, along with every other kind of sodomy, were pressed up to Mortal Sin status by 1414, but there really wasn’t anyone hunting them down or anything. Yeah you could report them, but the church cared a whole lot more about heretics than homos, so good luck getting your annoying neighbor anything but mildly bothered by the local clergy.
The only place sodomy rules shined was in court, which is perhaps where the notion of its severity comes from. But sodomy as a sentencing was just a kind of Jure-plus thing — something tacked onto an existing sentence to make it weigh more. But mostly no one particularly cared as long as it didn’t get in the way.
But even when it DID get in the way, there were passes for it, if you were rich, or if you had a particularly necessary profession, etc. any reason anyone else would overlook a questionable pastime, essentially.
Ah, but that is the rub —
If you’re going to write actual period accurate homophobia, then worthwhile to include the notion that, simultaneously, 1. Love was not a sin unto itself, not in the catholic tradition, and 2. That in an effort to reconcile this with the notion that homosexual behavior (and other sodomy) was sinful, it was thus heavily implied that love only existed between husband and wife.
Ergo, two men couldn’t be in love — though it also meant that a man couldn’t love his side piece either. Evidence notwithstanding.
That all said, however, attitudes and prejudices depend EXTENSIVELY on the class, culture and location of where the story is set. A peasant is going to generally have far fewer qualms about sin than a noble, especially that sin, because they can afford to be more flexible in their marriage and relationship arrangements in general. A noble house can get away with sin if caught more easily, but there’s far more pressure to marry and have children to secure the line with, so homosexual deviance was more concerning.
Unless they’re French. Then it’s just par for the course. (And no, I don’t mean that racist-ly. The French entertained a lot more Roman customs a lot longer than anyone else and over time those ideas morphed, as they do — but in that, the notion of powerful men bedding other men as a status symbol remained. So not exactly sunshine and rainbows about it, but it wasn’t AS big of a deal, and in some areas and times was actually expected.)
Coining a phrase: Period atypical homophobia.
Definition: When the writer of a piece of historical fiction hasn't really bothered to research how gay people existed in a period of time or what terms would have been used to discuss homosexuality positively or negatively. So instead they put the most modern, likely religious terms into the mouth of a historical character to establish that a character is homophobic.
e.g. Having every Victorian character be a religious homophobe instead of having them talk about "public decency" and "discretion"
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Thinking so hard today about how "I'm just a girl" got slowly transformed over the years from satirical feminism in No Doubt's "Just a Girl" to being a way to literally dumb down women. The hard conservative swing is hard conservative swinging but I see actual leftist women using phrases like this to just dumb themselves down and it hurts. It hurts terribly.
#kelpie rambles#kinda a short blurb on feminism#feminism#I saw an interesting take on women today being so heavily tied to girlhood compared to other generations#if I can find it I'll link it#I know this hatred of just a girl isn't a radical statement but it's been bothering me lately#actually it's been bothering me since it's rise in popularity in late 2023#but still#every time we perform just a girl by no doubt in my hand I usually start it with a speech#because that song is so important to me#yeah idk
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this is weird as fuck to me, this sanctification of virginity. i don't see any morality in neither sex nor abstaining from it. are we really doing this? this "remaining pure" bullshit?? what year is it? this is not unique or avant-garde or counterculture or even ironic at this point, it's just weird and reactionary as i'm pretty sure it's mostly targeting women
#don't wanna show who put this on my dash bc i like them but i really don't get this#not to mention how heavily religious it all is#and maybe you all don't hate religion as much as i do#but i do#and this is bathed in the ugliest parts of it#it's NOT counterculture and fascinating to describe yourself as god's favourite virgin or whatever else#it's literally just conservative. like that's It#there's NOTHING more interesting about it. so i wish you people with normal views would stop putting such talking points on my dash#or else just come out of the closet with your weird views#one or the other#mine
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it is totally okay to be hurt and tired and fed up with the american schooling system but i need you to understand that we need to be better about loudly and routinely defending public education.
yes, many teachers suck, many schools utterly suck. i also got bullied and was absolutely not given the right support for my needs. i am not defending public education because it was kind to me. i am defending it because it needs to exist.
right-wing republicans do not want an educated population. they want kids to be homeschooled or in private school. there is a huge religious undertone to this.
the most common argument is that despite high costs, the "result" is not "good" enough. they point to failing schools as proof that public education is just never going to work out. there will be arguments made here that you actually agree with: that teachers can be bullies, that we taught online for 2 years and still charged the same amount of tuition, that we have no recourse for students to actually have agency or a voice, and that schools are now unsafe for kids due to risk of illness and gun violence.
these are all placing the blame in a fraudulent way, one intended to get your parents to homeschool you. the less kids in a school, the less federally-awarded funding for that school, the less any school succeeds. they will not mention the fact it is their legislation that takes away important funding opportunities, that teachers are living at or below the poverty line, that buildings are not kept up to code, that administration is overpaid and forces specific curriculums, that corporations like (my personal enemy) Pearson Education control certain classroom goals because teachers can't afford other options. they pretend to be ignorant of the gun violence and say "oh just get a gun" - but these are the same people who will be sending their child to a private school with a bulletproof backpack. they don't care if your kid dies, though. they "don't believe" in covid, but they did get their kid vaccinated, because of course they did.
it is a closed loop. conservative parents hear the fearmongering and remove children from the system. frequently these parents are also deeply religious. the kids are raised without access to other media & learn to parrot their parents. you have now created a new generation of conservatives. additionally, one of the parents/caregivers must stay home and homeschool the children, usually for free. i will give you 1 guess which parent tends to stay home to homeschool the children. these parents are encouraged to have many, many children. those children are most likely not getting access to safe sex ed.
we might laugh at fox news suggesting teachers are forcing children to use kitty litter but: first of all, there is kitty litter in the classroom. it's part of an emergency kit in case children are locked in due to a shooter. so that's fucking dystopian, and the fact they've completely reimagined the scenario to somehow make the teachers look bad when it's instead a fucking huge symbol of our failure as a country to protect our children.... it feels a little intentional.
secondly: don't just dismiss the situation. because, yeah, obviously, no teacher is encouraging kids to be a catboy. but the actual undertone that fox news is trying to sew is an outright distrust of teachers and of public education. they rely on the dehumanization of trans people as a common touchstone to hide the fact they're pushing two agendas at once. (which is ironic. because the thing they accuse teachers of. is pushing. an agenda.)
whenever someone tells you they want you to read less, you should be suspicious of that. when someone tries to separate you and your education, you should be suspicious of that. i don't even like incel rhetoric nor would i want my kids exposed to it - but i would not take away my child's (age-appropriate) access to the internet. i would just provide more educational materials, not less. the difference here is that i believe we can resolve ignorance with knowledge; whereas conservatives believe that ignorance is bliss.
they misappropriate funding and demonize teachers. they pull the same trick each time - the same thing we are seeing with anti-trans rhetoric. they do not want you to have access to safe sex ed, so they act horrified, claim sex ed teaches you how to thrust deep, claim that we have no idea what "age-appropriate" means. since the mid-nineties, the united states has spent at least 2 billion dollars on abstinence-only education, even though to quote the above link: "a preponderance of studies has found no effect of abstinence education at reducing adolescent pregnancy". conservatives want you to think less of any person struggling with addiction so they can continue their racist "war on drugs", so they spend up to $750 million dollars a year on the DARE program which has absolutely no effect. acting like teachers "must" be "grooming" children is just the same thing - so they can demand that funding either goes to their causes or the funding doesn't "exist" ("i'm not paying for our kids to learn that thing!")
and they want you to feel uncaring about this. they are aware that you will hate some parts of your school experience. pretty much everyone does. they want to lean into the parts that you hate so that you don't put up a fight about it when they take it away for not being "good enough."
i know i maybe sound like a conspiracy theorist. but truly. truly. it is beneficial for conservatives to reduce your faith in the american public schooling system.
one of the explicitly stated campaign promises of the conservative party: to axe the Department of Education in 2024.
i know we are all tired and burnt out and there is so much else wrong with their entire platform. but maybe just - pay attention to this one.
#i can't believe i have to say this#the conservative party is legit like ''is it anything good? okay we hate it.''#''lets kill lgbt people and ummmmm school children shouldnt be able to read they should be at home watching jordan peterson :)"#the fact that it's like all related is. wild.#like it's wild bc if u start being like. actually making it impossible to afford housing is part of how they keep the nuclear family.....#it's just like lines connecting to lines. EXCEPT ITS OBVIOUS?#what's wild to me about most conspiracy theorists is that they're like . ohhhh the govt is hiding shit!!!!!!! they don't want u to know!!!#and im like. this old man literally got up on stage and said he hates public education and will let our kids die before taking away ak-47s#and ppl are like: lol thats just bob's sense of humor he didn't mean it literally uwu
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More than half of top democrats don’t want to acknowledge (outside of attack ads) how much Republican and conservative has come to be interchangeable with anti democracy. It’s why fewer people voting in this election than 2020 doomed us. They were ever gonna fight tooth and nail which means the rank and file dems and state dems can’t do shit unless they want to end their careers with this election. So we needed a fuck ton of people to show up on the day of voting, we needed all those people who sat out this election to actually do something. And between 7-10 million said nah I do t understand harm reduction my vote is actually about being on a team I support rather than getting an enemy that is weak to demonstrations and organizing for what we want.
There was definitely stealing from republicans but the media and complacent old dems allowed this for too long and don’t want to seem BIASED!!!! Heavens forbid! So better to only contest if it’s more than voter roll purges, more than throwing out mail in ballots, more than gerrymandering rendering the desires of the few against the needs of the many. It would’ve taken the same kind of turn out as 2020 to get them the numbers to make the old heads go “wait, maybe I need to actually stand for something before I die in office!”
And we didn’t get that. And it makes sense we didn’t get that because most of everyone who ain’t vote Republican seems to think voting is all you do in a democracy to make change. And so the nitwits of the right have all the time they need to make unconstitutional laws allowing gerrymanders in their favor, voter roll purges, and to staff electoral boards with cronies who will throw out ballots from dem heavy precincts and contested districts. But just like the brooks brothers riot in 2000 and the capitulation of RBG, people did fuck all about this in their social circles and communities. And now the few of us who tried are stuck trying to get folks to brace for figuring out how to pull a civil rights movement level amount of change and then some against a Nixon but worse level full Republican control. And we only got civil rights movement legislation because there were weak adversaries and sympathetic (usually same thing) in majorities in court and congress and White House back then.
So there’s no real recourse to stopping this steal because the election 24 years ago cemented it; republicans have t needed a majority sincereagan because of electoral college, senate and gerrymanders and now right wing top courts. So if we work hard maybe we will get where we could’ve gotten next year by the 2080’s. Or things fall a part and the Susan serandans of this country get the civil war they’ve been craving as “the only way to fix things.”
Or we all make political work and understanding our job time wise and action wise and we get lucky with the republicans being unable to work together long enough to fully convert us to a Hungary/Russia type sham democracy. We can’t afford to not work hard though. Literally
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Today's top reddit detectives
#brian thompson#united healthcare#Literally I have not seen a single genuine reddit detective post#Just advice on jury nullification and how to flood tip lines lmao#Also /r/conservative has been WILD like they are so down with this
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I’m sure most of radblr knows already but Blaire White is a disgusting person
#I’ve seen some terfs praise him#like no he’s literally conservative#just bc he’s not a TRA doesn’t mean he’s a feminist lmao#receipts: general stupidity#r slur#radblr#terfs#terfblr#radical feminism#gender critical
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Cassie was cautiously optimistic after her parents invited her to the family Christmas dinner. They didn't deadname her, and they promised that "Politics wouldn't be an issue".
Cassie was a very passable trans woman, and she was dressed to the nines to see her family; just to make sure there was nothing anyone could use to make a pointed comment at her. She clacked up the walkway to the front door confidently in her heels, her dress swaying elegantly over her long strides. As she approached the door, reaching for the handle, someone inside had beaten her to it.
"Oh, hello! You must be Chris! I've heard so much about you!"
The woman that greeted Cassie at the door, with her deadname no less, had the most massive, distracting pair of boobs she had ever seen before. Cassie's eyes instantly locked on to them, unable to be torn away. The woman giggled at Cassie's helpless ogling. "Oh my, boys will be boys I guess."
A cold wave rushed over Cassie's body, the woman's words pulling on the strings of her dysphoria. She was right, it was not womanly at all to stare at a stranger's massive rack, and yet Cassie couldn't stop. She did not want to commit this obviously masculine faux pas, but she literally, physically could not help it. It's like her eyes were incapable of focusing on anything else.
"Hmm," the woman cooed. "Maybe one more will do the trick?" she said before raising her shoulders, sending the overinflated fuckmelons hanging on her chest back into another jiggling frenzy.
The cold feeling sunk deeper into Cassie, like she was about to black out; but instead of fading from consciousness, her body and mind began to shift. Her cock began to stiffen under her dress, hiking a small tent in her skirt. Quickly after, her balls (shrunken slightly from years of estrogen) began to twitch and pump, becoming fuller and fuller. Cassie's gaze was now hopelessly locked to the gargantuan titmounds, which seemed to almost be getting bigger?
New fat rippled forth under the skin of the growing breasts, while at the same time Cassie's body shifted in tandem. Her own breasts, hard earned after years of transition, began to flatten, as did her hips. Her hair began to recede back into her head, taking on a more masculine appearance and style. Her clothes crumpled and creased and then flattened into a casual pair of jeans and a tank top that hang loosely over her thin frame. It was as if the woman was absorbing Cassie's femininity to add to her absurd slutknockers.
Just as the changes began to lull, her cock strained against the now tight confines of her newly apparated jeans. Her shaft began to expand, her huge balls pumping it larger and larger; 4 inches, 5 inches, 6, 7, 8... at the same time her body began to expand, manly muscle bulking out her upper body, filling out that tank top with ease. Body hair spring forth from her chest, armpits, and cock. Her face grew a short full beard, giving her the appearance of your average jock douche. Finally, with one final pulse, her cock shoots up to 9 inches long, and her mind floods with memories of being a chauvinist, conservative, man's man. An absolute bro who has never heard words like "transfeminine" or "gender dysphoria" in their lives. Years of emotional development is overwritten in seconds, as Ca-Chris' IQ plummets to match the loss, dropping to somewhere in the range of 80 as opposed to "Cassie's" (who's that? sounds like some dumb skank) 145.
As Chris' eyes return to the world from the back of his head, the return to the woman in front of him.
"Woah." He says. "Nice cans."
The woman giggled "Thanks Chris, I'm Noel!"
Chris' parents walked up behind Noel "There's our boy! Noel here is our own Christmas miracle, once we met her we knew she could sort you straight of that trans nonsense." his father said.
"Whuh?" Chris' gaze barely escapes the pull of Noel's shoulderboulders. "What are you talkin' about Pops? I aint a fag." he said flippantly.
"You sure aren't son. We cleaned up your old room, why don't you and Noel go have some fun?" his father winked.
"Hell yeah, cmon tits." Chris grabbed Noel by the hand, dragging her off to the upstairs bedroom to break in his new monster cock.
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truly astounds me how people use some of their precious few moments in life voting for trump
#like kamala is awful too dgmw but if you vote for trump you're literally just an idiot#i live in a conservative area with a lot of poor people and they are SO far up trump's ass and it's like#you think this rich asshole gives any semblance of a fuck about you???? you are literally stupid.
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Instead of calling Bruce Wayne a capitalist, just say you have never read a Batman comic.
Or that you don't know words' meaning.
Bruce is a privileged white man, born rich and the heir to a fortune and a company. That doesn't make him a capitalist, that makes him a privileged man. Being a privileged rich man who owns a company in a capitalist society also doesn't make him a capitalist (it's the fucking meme again.) He has no power over this, he couldn't choose who he will be born as or where. He is a nepo baby, but that doesn't make him a capitalist.
The correct definition of a capitalist is: a person who uses their wealth to invest in trade and industry for profit in accordance with the principles of capitalism.
Bruce Wayne is literally famous for not doing that, because he invests his wealth in healthcare, housing, education... Literally anything Gotham needs and the gov cannot pay for. Literally nothing that he can make profit from. He doesn't care about profit AT ALL. Investing??? That's not in his vocabulary. And, btw, Bruce doesn't believe it should be a private company doing this. I'm going to use Future State: Dark Detective again, but in it, he states clearly that he thinks rich people should pay their big taxes instead of having lavishing lifestyles (he pays his, btw, and I'm sure he doesn't use the charity to pay less), and the gov should use this money to make everything better for others. And that's not the only time he says that stuff.
"But, if not capitalist, why Bruce keeps WE and money? Why doesn't he change the system?" For the latter, Bruce is one man, he cannot change the system on his own, but also, if he was able to change the evil capitalist way of the USA, the story would be over. It's just like how whatever he does, Gotham never gets better: the story would end. For the former, he keeps WE for two reasons. 1, it's his parents' legacy, that's explained multiple times, and he feels like he would disappoint them if he gives it up. 2, because he knows other rich people don't care and don't use their money for nobody but themselves, and if he gives WE up, all that money and power would end in the hands of an asshole. With him and his kids, he can trust that money to go to the people.
I don't have the energy to demonstrate again how Bruce hates rich people, just look up my posts about Bruce. I have used examples.
If you tell Bruce Wayne "The rich should be dry out, and their money should go to help people and make society better", he would say "Hell yes". That's that he CANONICALLY wants.
When you call Bruce Wayne capitalist, you are showing, at best, that you have so little reading comprehension skill that you cannot understand comic books, at worst, that you don't know shit about our economic and politic hellscape you lived in and the words you use.
Yes, this is because of that fucking panel from Boy Wonder where Ra's Al Ghul calls Bruce a capitalist dog.
#bruce wayne#batman#damian wayne#robin#ra's al ghul#dc comics#my ramblings#yes I tag them because of the panel#I cannot believe y'all saw it and went “omg so right”#my radical left french ass made a face of disgust like shut the fuck up you literally are a rich man abusing your power#he sounds like a genZ character written by Boomers#ra's al ghul: how do you do fellow kids?#if y'all continue to call Bruce a capitalist when he isn't canonically I will start to call Wally a conservative AS HE IS CANONICALLY ONE#this remind me of this dumbass telling me Bruce is a fascist because he is rich and owns a company like no that's not the definition AT ALL#fascism is not believing in human rights freedom and equality between humans which is the OPPOSITE of Bruce's beliefs#there aren't just words you throw around they have meaning
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Republican Green Day fans just now realising American Idiot is about them has gotta be the funniest thing i've ever fucking seen. like my guy they are a pop punk band. they be popping and punking. they've BEEN popping and punking. who the fuck did u think they were talking about????????
#like what the fuck#how?????? how do u listen to American Idiot and know the lyrics and not go oh yeah no way these guys voted trump#media literacy please i'm begging u :')#context#Billy Joe recently held up a Trump mask with idiot written on it in a performance#and now Republican fans are like noooo!!!!!!! we're gonna boycott!!!!!!!!!!#ok?#good?#i wouldn't even necessarily call myself a Green Day fan i just like some of their songs and think they're cool#but i guarantee no one is complaining lmao like we don't want u here either dude boycott away#what did u THINK a punk was#certainly Green Day don't care that they're boycotting they're probably happy!!!!#i'd feel sick to my fucking stomach if my art was enjoyed by Republicans and i'm so serious#i make my art so that it makes conservatives uncomfortable and SO DO THEY#they literally could not have been more obvious if they tried what the fuck
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WAOT WERE U THE ONE TSUKASA COSPLAYER AT MIKUEXPO GIVING OUT MIKU STICKERS TO THE PJSK FANS
THATS ME!!!!! i didn't mean to just give them to pjsk fans help but i severely underestimated how many i should've made and cut out .. so i just ended up giving them to cosplayers or people who said hi to me .... T_T
THERE'S ALSO THIS SUPER CUTE BRACELET SOMEBODY RAN UP TO ME AND GAVE ME AND I TREASURE IT SO I NEED TO ADD IT TO THE POST AND SHOW IT OFF .. WAH!!!! ITS SO CUTE LOOK!!!!!!
#again WAS NOT MY BIRTHDAY. MIKUEXPO TORONTO FELL ON TSUKASAS BIRTHDAY IN JAPAN TIME. SORRY TO EVERYONE WHO SAID HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME.#i love your icon cause i saw a garf miku cosplayer at mikuexpo toronto too IT WAS SO AWESOME#i saw snother tsukasa cosplayer in hid school outfit and they had cute star glasses i Need some.#in the future n for cons i think i'll just order stickers to hand out .. cutting them out by hand was so much .....#especially when i did the whole pjsk cast. 10 or so of each of them. my best friend helped and it still took like 2 hours#<- I DID THAT FOR ANIME NORTH I MEAN i think i forgot to post about it here. anyways#i dont plan on tabling at cons or snything cause i just like attending them so much. but#In the future i think i'll just pay to get Nice little prints or stickers made and shipped to me to hand out ...#Sorry they arent actual stickers they're just laminated with tape i did them the night before while crunching for the con the week after.#alliellama#ask#sorry to go on but mikuexpo really was such a good time#when we first got there i was in the merch line w my friends and skmeone came up and said can you do the tsukasa laugh right here right now#but everything we said echo and i was like T_T no im shy ...#and then 2 hours later i heard there was a saki cosplayer there and started running around the venue shouting SAKI. SAKIII. SAKI.#WE FOUND HER IT TOOK ME LIKE 20 MINS which is impressive because there were a lot of people. by god.#it was so fun. we had such a good time i could go on. everyone was so FREAKING NICE. AND GAVE SO MANY FREEBIES. AND COMPLIMENTS.#but i literally only had like ..30 mikus. to hand out. i felt SO BAD. CONSERVING THEM.
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