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asking the real questions

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Ganon, and I cannot stress this enough, Dorf.

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(pulling out a knife in the bric a brac shop) put the bloody bits and bobs in the bag mate

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most notable times of being hit on by customers:

guy who tried to impress me with card tricks and failed every single one of them

old man who attempted to get my number when his wife walked away and slipped me his email address ending with “@ aol.com” when i said i don’t do that

cute gay couple that came back to tell me i was cute and then called the shop to ask me out

older professor who i talked to about folklore and told me he dressed as a wizard for recitals saying “this is really embarrassing but umm.. i’d love to get to know you more..” and gave me a receipt with his email address on it

dude in his 40s asking me on a movie date and me saying yes but then he kept starting text conversations with “ahoi hoi”

military guy who said it’d be hot if i killed him with a baseball bat

most notable time a customer did not ask me out:

a man who i knew had a wife and children getting really flustered and saying “um. ive been, uh.. idk if you remember me but um. i come in here a lot and ive uhhh haha umm ive been wanting to ask you for a couple weeks now.. um. have you read the green lantern issue i recommended??????”

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LOLOLOL never before have I felt a patriotic tear in my eye

I stand for my flag o7

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zelda 2 lore

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Beetle bread, 2023-08-13

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Domenico Gabrielli (1659-90) - Ricercar for Cello in D-Major. Performed by Christophe Coin, baroque cello.

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this is the funniest scp and yet i've never seen anyone posting about it:

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dinosaur sprinkles. look at this post with your eyes if you agree

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The only true problematic kink is the society wide force thin fetish

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Ok this isn't a bug but I need to share - LOOK at these absolutely minuscule precious little poppies

White pygmy-poppy, Canbya candida, found in Southern California

Photos by keirmorse, mojavedon, and pokemon_master

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@tardis-23 😮🌺🌺🌺