#it's like..... homie........ be for real here......

[mysticdreamdrafts]

Satoru Gojo | Boyfriend Headcanons

Here we are again with more headcanons. I know, it's like all I do, shudDUP YOU DON'T NEED TO TELL ME BUT I LIKE IT. Here's some Gojo today because i wanted to. As always it's Pre-Trauma but my boy always has trauma ya feel? ---- -Shows up literally outta no where -Like you thought you had privacy? Not with him ya don’t -And I don't mean like invasion of privacy -- he's respectful -But outta everyone in the world, he chose you as his person so you're IT ya feel me? -He's sorta standoffish at first. I think because he doesn't really know how to be a boyfriend really -He thinks it's a homie but more -Be ready to teach him a lil bit -You like flowers? oh okay, here's flowers all the time -You like music? Okay, he bought you this vinyl of your favorite artist -Don't have a vinyl player? Let's go shopping for one -honestly it's cute i wanna throw up -He's very handsy - skinship is everything to him -He loves to hold your hand in public -Arm draped over you because look at his ass, he's tall so you're the PERFECT height for him to just hang off of -If you're tall, also a plus because seeing eye-to-eye would be just everything to him -Cute lil photos -Selfies out the ass bro be ready to have to pose every 20 seconds dawg -Ya'll can't go anywhere without his phone being out for a photo or to update the world on what yall are doing -He just loves you okay? -When he's away he wants to see your face -You're literally his lock screen -Idk he just always wants to feel you're close, seeing it isn't enough -Speaking of, his eyes linger a whole lot -Those beautiful ocean-eyes want to see you in full -No glasses, no bandages, no blindfold -Your beauty is worth every second his eyes might get a little overworked -He just needs to know you're real -Doesn't understand why you chose him, so looking into your eyes, and just being able to see you means a lot to him -He's a face tracer -NOW HOLD ON HEAR ME OUT LOL -Delicate fingers tracing every dip and curve of your beauty is important for him -Reminds him you're real -You're his -You chose to be his, even throughout this world -Sure, he has pride -But having pride is nothing to having love -And having you is something he never knew he needed -But found that, after everything he's been through, it's everything he ever wanted -And more.

[dangerous-disposition]

i think it's obnoxious in general to complain about certain "overused" tropes in fanfics for any given pairing especially if those tropes are harmless.

i think it's just fucking mean if u do that and ur a Big Time Fan for that pairing/media.

like when you're about to bitch about something stupid, maybe check ur follower count and assess if that's a number of people you would be okay with discouraging or hurting the feelings of.

just a general... thought for this fine tuesday evening

[sanjiswetcigarettes0]

Dawg i started to rewatch opla WITH my family yesterday ( they’re all hardcore religious + dad is a detector searching for something gay on da damn show ) and BELIEVE me when i tell ya i started sweating real because the ENTIRE show IS ACTUALLY KINDA GAY

UHHH

[spores-and-petals]

Countdown!

Edit: IT'S OUT!! CHECK IT OUUUT! CLICK MEEE!!!

Part 2 of Spores and Petals coming OUT TOMORROW!

TOMORROW AAAAA (can you tell i'm excited?)

And here's one last round of a doodle and a meme, for good luck! <3

While you wait, check out The Masterpost for HCSPAU!

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[grimdot]

*reading Genesis* so god is both male & female? & we were made in its image & are therefore also both male & female? & that's how a man technically gave birth to a woman? whoa rare old testament trans rights win!

[the-good-luck-anomaly]

WOUND UNDER THE CUT. CW FOR WOUND

[saturnniidae]

🔥 shipping 🔥

🤓

This goes for like any fandom, but I think the constant need to ship literally everythingn is very tiring and alienating to aspec fandom members, and people need to learn to better appreciate platonic relationships (not even just in fiction lmao 💀) and that romance has no greater value than friendship.

and when theres canon aspec characters allos need to leave tf alone.

And like, this is fully unrealistic, because people just dont actually Care, but I wish people would ask themselves why they're doing it and why they often feel a need to especially when it's just like. For not reason? If you're invested in the involved characters and like see ways in which they could play off each other well and possibly add to each other's stories, then yeah, it makes sense. But if your doing it just for the sake of doing it (ive noticed a lot of people dont arent actually like invested in the characters themselves, only the ship and it's so ????) I think it's an effect of amatonormativity and you should think about that?? Idk.

Also, back to aspec characters, The way people use the guise of 'queerplatonic relationships' to just ship canon/heavily implied aro characters (and yeah qprs take pretty much any form and it's different for everyone. But when it's an aro characters you're putting in a 'qpr' why does it need to exactly resemble expectations for a romantic relationship?) It's really tiring and honestly. Gross?? And not to do the 'if it was the other way around 🤓☝️' but really, if it was a gay /heavily implied to be gay character, there'd be a lot more outrage about erasure 💀

But it's really not that deep, is it. Anyways sorry for the whole ass essay it's like 3am rn

[braindeadmaggot]

making clues for a murder mystey rpg and have spent 4 days on a photobooth photo that might not even be used (˚ ˃̣̣̥⌓˂̣̣̥)

frame 1 of 3 done... why do i do this to myself?

[caramellody]

Not me making an au where Ken ACTUALLY died (allegedly) in the original 10/4 but was saved by the kirijo group (to be used as a weapon. allegedly), but then it doesnt turn on so its deemed a defect and is dumoed out in the trash only for him to ACTUALLY wake up, be so overwhelemed by hisnsituation he forcibly locks his memories untila situation that forces those memories back out.

anyway hows your day going ;v

tagging in @n00dl3gal bc yknow. they were there for the whole ride fkdjdjdj

[marc--chilton]

house and kutner being the funniest characters tracks seeing as they are also the characters with suicidal ideation

[barbatos-sama]

idk if you remember conrad but he's the leader of the huge redneck crime family gang that lives in the artificial forest. i've always imagined he and auggie as exes but not exes who hate each other, they're two people who were more platonic soulmates than anything that had this mutual understanding that they weren't The One for each other and that both of them were in love with someone else but they found solace in each others company and loved each other even if they weren't In Love if you get what i mean. anyway i think it would be funny if dallas had a moment like that one reddit post where, while auggie and con were together before dallas realized his feelings for auggie or even knew she was a girl he would get pissed off when he saw con and auggie together and couldn't figure out why. he was like i'm not homophobic am i??? i don't Think i have a problem with dudes kissing dudes this has never been an issue before? and he eventually realizes like oh im jealous actually. its not that im mad this dude kisses dudes it's because My Dude is kissing a dude

[mars-ipan]

iii…. don’t know what romance is

[witchcraftingboop]

Man: Missionaries are persona non grata round here. They come to my door, I'm throwin' smoke bombs at 'em!

Me, genuinely baffled: Sir, that is so unhinged. What do you mean??

[jupiterjunebug]

Sososo obsessed w the fact that witcher is this dark and gritty medieval fantasy that also operates on fucking yu gi oh rules. Everyone plays the dominant card game and you can and will throw down at ANY time, including at the shitty minimum wage job where you barely make enough to eat. Npcs will be furious w me for something I did and then they cheer right up when I say "sooooo...gwent?"

Made even funnier by the fact that the cards are straight up The People Geralt Knows. It's like if fucking Exodia strolled into Walmart and challenged the cashier to battle, then played himself

[burning-thistles-bt]

"I'm proud of you."

Chapter 168 Excerpt

[m1d-45]

I DON'T THINK I WAS ANONYMOUS WHEN I SENT MY ASK FENDSFJCWASDGBNHRJSDFJSAFGBHFS But this is the person asking to be 🪷 anon 🥲 👍

anons original ask:

that’s quite alright ! don’t worry about it, it’s not a big deal.

also, hello and welcome! admittedly, you’ve chosen a rather poor time to pop up (of no fault of your own, of course, i’ve just been rather [vague buzz of negativity] and very inactive on tumblr) but i do still check my notifications regularly. if you have any ideas you’d like to chat about, please feel free to send an ask !