#like homies why didnt u figure out udalryk was possessed earlier hes featured in the hym card!

[jupiterjunebug]

Sososo obsessed w the fact that witcher is this dark and gritty medieval fantasy that also operates on fucking yu gi oh rules. Everyone plays the dominant card game and you can and will throw down at ANY time, including at the shitty minimum wage job where you barely make enough to eat. Npcs will be furious w me for something I did and then they cheer right up when I say "sooooo...gwent?"

Made even funnier by the fact that the cards are straight up The People Geralt Knows. It's like if fucking Exodia strolled into Walmart and challenged the cashier to battle, then played himself