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Danny had though long and hard about this. He was ready to tell his parents the truth. Danny needed help. He couldn’t just let Ellie fade. They were there only chance.
Ellie had destabilized again. She needed help. Asking vlad meant he’d have to agree to disown his dad. Danny loved his parents and would never be Vlads son. He had no options.
So he told them everything. About the fruitloop, the portal, the ghosts, and Ellie. They accepted him and immediately began to work out how to stabilize Ellie. They’d process it all later.
They knew they couldn’t take vlad down. He was mayor, he could bribe any citizen of Amity. So jack and Maddie report vlad as plasmius to the justice league hotline. Mentioning the cloning, the overshadowing of the town to become mayor, and about the hidden cameras sprinkled around town.
That’s all they could do while they stabilized their soon to be daughter.
#dpxdc#dcxdp prompt#dpxdc prompt#dpxdc crossover#good parents jack and maddie#reveal gone right#they had a clone to save#plasmius has done sketchy stuff with his powers#it’s probably reported somewhere#but Ellie is getting adopted#she needs a proper home#Maddie would be happy to have another daughter#Jack will bribe her with fudge#this is how the leauge finds out about amity#not the ghost attacks#or being sucked into another dimension#but because Jack and Maddie report the mayor
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A list of excellent fiction podcasts that have no network (to my knowledge) and could use your support, all made by queer creators and featuring queer characters:
Care & Feeding of Werewolves (@careandfeedingofwerewolves) - the medical notes and adventures of a doctor for the paranormal community
Small Victories (@wgc-productions) - a slice of life dramedy about addition, recovery, and relationships
The Department of Variance of Somewhere, Ohio (@somewhereohio) - surreal/weird fiction following agents trapped in the building of their shady government bureau
Hello from the Hallowoods (@hellofromthehallowoods) - vignettes of a huge cast of characters interweave in a long-form narrative of queer survivors
Dragon Shanty (@dragonshantypod) - in the form of bedtime stories, two lighthouse keepers tell their history of magic and dragons
The Aberrant Report (@theaberrantreport) - a tape recorder-style murder investigation that delves into the supernatural
InCo (@itmeblog) - sci-fi micro-fiction following an information courier in the far future
Starfall (@starfallpod) - the fantasy adventures of a theater troupe that uses magic to create their performances
Neighbourly (@neighbourlypod) - weird/surreal fiction anthology about the secrets behind closed doors on a very strange street
The Night Post (that's us!) - a mystery/horror about queer survival and the realities of living with the natural and supernatural
#care and feeding of werewolves#small victories#somewhere ohio#hello from the hallowoods#dragon shanty#the aberrant report#hi nay#inco#spirit box radio#starfall#neighbourly#the night post#audio drama#audio fiction#fiction podcast#rusty quill#tma#if I left you out I apologize it was probably bc I was unsure of your network status
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Angsty story idea I just had:
Wild is feeling homesick for the home he had before the calamity and before he drew the Master Sword. All the other Links have their places of origin and he wants to know his own. He asks Flora but she doesn’t know where his home was. She only knew him at the castle. He prays to Hylia to show him his home.
Later, the Chain's in his Hyrule and they’re riding horses somewhere and Wild sees a ruined house out in the wilderness surrounded by blue nightshade (which is the symbolic flower of BotW/TotK Link). He realizes that this is his home and he ends up having a long memory of some of his life as a child living there.
He then finds something from that old time like a buried chest of valuables his family buried before the Calamity for safekeeping.
#based on my headcanon that Wild's house isn't the Hateno house or a house in castletown or in the military training camp#but is a random homestead somewhere around Hyrule#historically it is a thing people do--bury their money or jewelry or precious belongings for safekeeping#especially when disaster or destruction is expected or imminent#that's farmers in modern times sometimes find caches of coins or arrowheads or jewelry in their fields when they plough#I can imagine Wild and sister and dad burying their precious items before Wild and knight dad report for service before the calamity#and sister probably went to live with someone else or moved somewhere ''safe''#I wonder if she survived#I know she probably didn't though#anyways#I'll stop rambling#linked universe#lu wild#story idea#anyone can adopt this idea
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me vs eternal grudges abt d20 captions
#aspen tag#maybe i just need to start watching the backlog without them on tbh#bc every time i run into a godawful error. of which there is no shortage of. i get so frustrated i literally have to stop watching#and like. idk. the new form system is. i know there's probably practical benefits#but from where i am sitting it's just like. additional barriers. more steps. more energy#i watched the new dirty laundry earlier today. with the lightning flashing effect at the beginning#and i checked the desc to see if there was any sort of warnings on the vid and there was nothing#and i thought about pulling up the feedback form to say smth and i just felt tired#and like. idk if any of u were ever active in the discord's caption corrections channel before it shut down#i joined the dropout server for it. i was in there exclusively for it. bc they got on my nerves so bad and i couldn't just do nothing#you could look up a particular line and find reports of it going back months and months#and i get that it was probably not easily indexable. but w/ the way older d20 episodes are#it was a fucking blessing to be able to submit them in bulk. instead of submitting a form for each one individually like u have to now#bc they're like. every 30 seconds. you're lucky if you go a couple minutes without smth almost unparseable#and when there'd be things like unlabeled flashing. or the gore bear. and u start writing up a message on the discord#it's like. there's a sense of people. someone's reading. someone's seeing it. even in just the reacts. y'know#and like. they have retroactive caption editors to clean up the old stuff as of 2024#but i'm four minutes into tuc episode 2. their third season ever. second episode. four minutes in#and zac says “it's a concentration” and the captions read “white's a constant station”#and i just ..... i guess i find it hard to feel like there's work being done. or like it's a priority#i. me personally. sent messages in the feedback channel about jokes in the captions on at least five or six seperate occasions#and i know there were other people speaking up about it too. over months and months#and the past... however many seasons it's been since burrow's end. have been a little better. but it's like....#it took so long to see any change. and those older ones are going to stay in until the retroactive editors catch all the way up#and people are still going to laugh at them and post about them and not think past their own amusement at them#and it's not that big of a deal but it does like. detract from how much i am able to enjoy d20#and like. i've been watching for three years. i never shut up about it. it's not like i don't like what they make#but between all of this and the way they handled palestine on the discord. i'm just finding it harder to trust in dropout#idk. idk. it's not a big thing. but it simmers in the back of my mind a lot. i don't rlly think it's going to change anytime soon#so i guess this is just putting it somewhere so it doesn't have to sit in my head all the time. um. yeah 👍
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dunno if this is a normal thing to do after getting your wallet stolen but i've looked at my county police station website and i'm frustrated that i can't find a clear directive that says how they handle theft cases and what someone can expect after reporting a theft.
#personal malkylife#yeah ok i get it stolen wallets aren't really a big priority#and recovery of stolen wallets isn't very likely at all#(probably in a trashcan somewhere or whatever -_-)#i don't care about finding the thief except that they can actually tell me what they did with the wallet#i just want the wallet back man#i've already thought of a way i could even potentially figure it out#basically my wallet got stolen at [X] and the thief tried to use my cards at [Y] down the road#i have a good timeframe for when the theft happened because the time between me accidentally leaving my bag on a chair#and then getting it was maybe around 3 to 5#i got texts from the banks less than ten minutes after 5#so just go to [Y] and get sales records around that time and look for transactions that were exactly the amount that the banks reported#look at security cam footage and see if the thief took out a wallet or just took out cards#if they took out just the cards then they likely disposed of the wallet between [X] and [Y] in which case just search that area#if they still have the wallet well. i'm shit outta luck unless i can find the thief (i can't)
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I’m like half asleep but I’m thinking about a “bad” god!Gale endgame where a heartbroken Tav is unwilling to just let what they had with Gale go because he’s lost himself. Under the divine veneer, there’s still something of the mortal man left and Tav is going to find a way to bring him back.
Whether he wants to or not.
#Rumors start circulating about a haunted looking traveler destroying shrines to the new god of ambition#scholars and clerics reporting sightings and even meetings with an individual asking one question: how does one kill a god#idk I’m just thinking thoughts#I don’t usually go for darker ideas but this won’t leave me alone#and like I’d like to believe if there is something of the mortal Gale left in there he’d regret what he became#but be unable to resist the urge to grow his power and see how far he can go#he’s too far gone to help himself but not too far gone to be helped ya feel???#and he’s gonna resist tav’s efforts but at the end of the day he still loves them and can’t really hurt them#so he just kinda haunts them#perhaps tav is bolstered by the dreams they keep having about the version of Gale they fell in love with#he’s still in there somewhere#they just have to figure out how to cut the god out of him#ok this probably isn’t anything I’m going to bed bye#bg3#baldur's gate 3#gale of waterdeep#mine
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can't stop thinking about dream report universe phil. do u think that when they had to take steve to the vet there was a part of him that was hoping to see vet dan? even tho it makes no sense? even tho he has dan howell dan?
#sometimes when i like someone ill always be hoping to see them somewhere. even tho it makes no sense. do u think he would do that#vet dan is the only one i can think of ever coming up unless they ever had to go bavk to zils st#well i mean. maybe when they go to a starbys he might glimpse a man in an ill fitting suit and his heart would skip a beat#not that he really liked that one but he still really cared about that one#but anyway. taking steve to the vet is a big canon event and dream report phil would probably definitely hope against all logic#to see vet dan there somehow#ahhhh#wake up to my dream report#dnp#phan#pml#diary#also good god. if anyone else has read this please i need to scream. about it to someone anyone#im grieving finishing it like.
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PEACH ALLERGY RICK? PLEASE elaborate.
ADLKJFVAFDKJSDSLK funny u should ask its really based in nothing i just thought it would be silly to have a genetic allergy in the family.
BUT it IS tangentially related to a scene from an episode of malcom in the middle where hal eats what he thinks are black olives, but its actually expired peaches and he has to be rushed to the hospital. When i was a kid i must not have been paying close attention, bc i misunderstood the scene and thought that he was allergic to peaches and thats why he needed medical attention. 😭 so thats actually the reason why its peaches over anything else i couldve chosen lol.
of course i think rick cured himself of his allergy (and probably his original beth too) but just completely forgot about it since then. So now his current beth, space beth, and one or both of the kids has it. (ive never decided)
#oh also i hc he got it from his dad's side of the family#although now that i think of it it would probably be an allergy to all stone fruit#like nectarines and shit too#rick injects himself with blue glowing goo in the garage in his 20s#diane finds him later face down in a cobbler in the kitchen#fucked up on peach schnapps at 2am#ask#rick#he absolutely should know that they have this allergy#but ricks a little dumb so he doesnt#its probably on file somewhere in the garage hes just never looked at the reports close enough 😔
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is anyone else getting a thing where videos in posts just Do Not Show Up? i kept seeing weird posts that seemed to be missing context but didn't figure out what was going on until i recognized the caption of a video post i'd seen a couple days ago, except the video wasn't showing up at all. it looked like the caption was just a regular text post by itself
#i think it's only happening on desktop#it's so weird#tumblr probably has a bug report form somewhere doesn't it lol. i should go find that
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Happy pride to the folks who live in countries where being queer is a crime and, in some instances, legally punishable by death. I see you, I'm with you, I'll celebrate with you. Hoping ur celebrating online or in your head or in an awesome private place with your queer companions. Maybe youre not! Maybe youre out there fighting for our rights and if you are then hell yeah! But this goes out to the ones who cant because of the risk. We're still queer and we can still celebrate pride in our own little ways. Love yall :)
#pride#pride month#queer ppl in the middle east wya?#queer ppl in other places where 'sodomy' is considered a federal offense we r all in this together#lqbtqia#queer#im on vacation in the philippines rn which tolerates queer ppl but yknow gay marriage is still illegal#and nothing really protects us here#but i was on netflix and they had a pride collection and I was sat there thinking that the netflix back home probably doesnt have this#and while ppl are still incredibly judgy here the government cant arrest us and have us killed here yknow#not like back home yknow like where my biggest fear isnt that somebody will bully me but that somebody will report me#okay yes i know thats not how it works#but under sharia law sodomy is definitely punishable by death#sodomy aka anal/oral sex aka most of gay intercourse#but like even homosexuality in general would probably get you stopped by the police here#flashbacks to when they made stores remove their RAINBOW products because it mightve been gay#a color scheme. that comes directly from mother nature.#anyways screw them and happy pride#correction: sharia law is interpreted by each country but a lot certainly tie sodomy to the death penalty somewhere#im so sleepy i bet this post has so many mistakes but i just had to get it out there
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ughghghghhhhhhhhh
#fiaposting#vent incoming!!! sorry lmao#i just like. i dunno. lemme talk a bit to fill in the space#before the tag readmore#ok ok ok ok this is probably good#anyway#FUCK#i really wish there was somewhere i could express. you know. ideation. and talk about past you know ideation#without people automatically thinking im some whiny little traumadumper#or getting worried and forcing ME to be concerned about THEIR wellbeing when IM the one whos struggling#or risking being reported or having the fucking authorities called on me or some shit#everyones like oh if youre feeling like that you should talk to a friend! uwu#oh you should call this number! bring it up to a therapist! uwu uwu uwu#they dont fucking get it#they dont fucking get that its not that simple and it never will be#i understand why the threat of being reported or involuntarily committed is always there#its supposed to be to save peoples lives#i get that#but in my case itll be what fucking does me in#because of that threat i will never open up to anyone and ill keep it all sealed in forever until it really does kill me#and no one SEES A FUCKING PROBLEM WITH THAT#AAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH#im not gonna do anything rn dont worry about me i am just really upset lmao
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I mean there were a lot of Aleksi/Joel moments!! 😂 for example Joel pretended to fight him during balboa and at some point they were talking about something behind Aleksi’s desk
nawwwww I missed that then!! 🥺 but I'm glad to hear Joeleksi is still going strong 💞
#i was probably busy jumping and screaming to see the joeleksi 😔#thank you for reporting anon! i can only wish someone caught this on camera 👀#(and sorry for the confusion i think i left my last braincells somewhere between helsinki and tampere 🤡)#joeleksi#answered asks#anon asks
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breaking the blog theme bc a ton of our fandom hinges on twt presence. any public tweets will be used to train elon’s ai project including images and media such as fanart. i wouldn’t be surprised if even normal tweets get recycled so the ai sounds more “human” (retches).
highly suggesting backing up your accounts on a different platform and then deleting your twt account before the end of september.
if any artists/writers/etc decide to jump ship on twt and you can’t find them, hopefully this explains why
elon musk should kill himself elon musk needs to kill himself elon musk would make society as a whole better if he killed himself now
#stay safe crew#i don’t think i even tweet but will be checking my accs. probably deleting them rlly#keep a close eye on the situation and make sure your works are safe somewhere secure#because clearly twitter is not#reblog#unit 4402 reporting
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changed my mind, no incel can be saved, or at the very least i dont have the energy to save them
some guy replied to one of my posts and idk he seemed young and immature so i was like im gonna put my money where my mouth is and give this guy some sympathy and see what his problem is and if i can make him at least feel a little better about himself, if he heard it come from someone like me
i think i severely underestimated the power of misogyny and the fact that incels think the only thing that matters and will fix them is putting their penis into a human hole "but all these bitches hate me FOR SOME REASON, well never know it must be bc im ugly"
like man, youre gonna get some someday and youre gonna be fucking disappointed but i guess what can i tell you until you get to that point
#also im ashamed to report i was kind of letting a guy who argues for fun and has “block me = i win” in his bio get to me#like i shouldve just blocked from the start i shouldve figured hed try to troll me and wouldnt care about sincerity#and like IM STUPID i am. because im emotionally volatile from my fucking hormones so even though i knew whatever this turned into was going#to be emotionally draining im sitting here now emotionally drained like wow i wish i wasnt emotionally drained#was it a waste of time? technically yes but who knows what i wouldve done if this didnt come up id probably be somewhere else but mad#instead of tired#i do need to eat i havent had breakfast yet at all#i should have sex to spite that guy#<- i know im making them worse but im not immune to being spiteful
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Tw Suicide. I guess
Genuinely considering doing that rn. I'm tired. I'm a waste. I just... Fail at every single little thing I'm asked to do and it drives me up a wall how useless I am compared to others. I never bring the correct things, get the orders correct on the first time. I'm screamed at daily because of how useless I act. It's worse than before and I don't know why. Why am I less useful now? Why do I bother staying alive if no one congratulates me for the effort? Tired
#suicide tw#duran muses#“never trust how you feel about your life after 9pm” brother in christ I've felt like this the entire day#not a single person praises me for staying alive#none#call me whiny for this i dont care#(i care very much)#sorry i post this here and not somewhere morr appropriate. i have irl friends in other blogs aand I'll probably get reported off Instagram#i feel like peoole are nicer here anyways. or at worst yall will leave me alone#im so fucking tired
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i can’t stop thinking about this weird little storm chaser AU my brain dreamed up where bill&ted are the POV characters but crucially not the main characters but the problem is that I truly don’t know anything about storms and I worry I’m not smart enough to understand if I do start researching LOL
#N posts stuff#like i have a vague fascination with storms but in largely esoteric/magical thinking ways VS scientific#but for some reason the idea is really sticking: full AU no Unite the World plot points#but they started off bc Liz and Jo wanted to photograph / video some storms as an art project thing#and bill and ted tag along to drive the van for them; and then instead of being a one off they just. keep doing it#and along the way somewhere they pick up Station — just two nonverbal dudes here — who are in it for the Science of it#and then background characters include Rufus and Kellye who man a radio station that focuses on reporting weather or whatever#and they pass along info to each other and they’re friends (weve also been very fixated on Radio lately)#and maybe the crux of the Main Meat of the fic is that Billie and Thea are also big on storm science and are finally old enough to start#tagging along on chases instead of being sequestered out in a shelter with either bill or ted (the other drives solo)#and there’s like. tension about it of the ‘it’s dangerous you’re supposed to do as i Say not as i Do’ variety#conflicting with how much the parents understand about how important it is to the girls#bill and ted being the POV means Technically i don’t necessarily have to Understand a lot bc they probably wouldn’t either#but to have all the other characters engage in coherent conversation we need to have a solid grasp of all the technical shit lol#and unfortunately i’m not the kind of writer who is willing to spin a yarn and make stuff up about it#but i also haven’t really Successfully studied any hard sciences since. uh. high school; most of what i read is nonfiction but it’s also all#like. ‘softer’ sciences — sexuality and disability and on and on ; storms and especially storm Chasing is a lot more technical i think
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