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They're husbands your honour
#poolverine#hugh jackman#ryan reynolds#deadpool 3#deadpool and wolverine#not the plaid shirt and the cardigan#it’s like a Christmas card#dogpool#if Laura was there it be a family picture
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Yarn for Christmas?
An open PSA to anyone with crafting friends (and isn't really sure what they like):
DON'T BUY THEM YARN
Part of the hobby is the purchasing yarn, which some might argue buying yarn and using yarn are two different hobbies. "But OP," you might argue, "I just know they'll love the Red Heart Super Saver I got on sale at Joann's! One skein should be plenty, and they can make me a sweater!"
This is one of those rare cases where a gift card to their favorite yarn store is more personal. First off, nothing against Red Heart, but if they're a yarn snob, it's going to collect dust. If they're a project-oriented purchaser, it's going to collect dust. If they like to buy yarn, then it's just mean.
Also, NEVER imply that your crafting friend should make something for you. If they love you, they will. If they don't, then you're not close enough to be making expensive demands.
#gift cards#cash#support your local yarn store#knitting#christmas#gift ideas#fiber arts#crafting#fiber crafts#crochet#if you insist upon yarn#then go for something obnoxiously expensive that they could never justify purchasing themselves#like mohair#wool#alpaca#quiviut#and buy like 600 yards of it
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why idia is being ignore in the event?
aw, I wouldn't say he's really being ignored! he does get some longer scenes in part 3 (I know you sent this before that came out and I'm just catching up now, sorry! :'), including an excellent bit where he's like "yeah I only eat snacks and cup noodles, why" and Trey's grandma instinct immediately kicks on so he can try to convince Idia to eat some protein. just once. please. don't you know how BAD all that sugar is for your TEETH --
Halloween events in particular are a bit of a balancing act, because they deal with way more characters than usual, and the main focus is supposed to be on the SSR guys. I find that they do usually try to give everyone some spotlight at different points though! so I expect Idia will get more scenes later on too, especially once the shit really hits the fan. >:D
(if you're looking for good Idia events, he has SSRs in Ghost Marriage and Glorious Masquerade, and he gets to do a lot in Kelkkarotu and Wish! he is one of the ones who doesn't tend to get a lot of event cards, alas. :( I guess it can be hard to justify him actually leaving his room ever, but it's always super fun when he's in events and is forced to have (1) single social interaction with another human being.)
#joseimuke games are serious business#twisted wonderland spoilers#lost in the book with nightmare before christmas#hajimari no halloween#would've loved it though if trey had started in about how bad it was for your teeth#then actually looked at idia's teeth#and been like#hm. wait. now how does this work.#someday we're gonna find out that idia just eats a lot of blue popsicles or something#he washes his face once and looks like a totally normal dude#(i think he is genuinely the my-room birthday card i'm looking forward to the most because i MUST know what his beauty routine is)#(it would destroy me utterly and yet be VERY funny if he just washes his hair offscreen and never explains how)
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diavolo supporting mc and barbatos's relationship like he's two seconds away from "accidentally" calling mc dad/mom/etc. gets me every time tbh
#ohhhhh you want a step parent sooooo badly#finally making this compilation because of the chat on the new card sdfodsjkfoskldjf there's probably more examples of this#i can't help posting cringe i love them so much i;m goingbg to throw up#the dark mirror of course is in diavolo cards where barbatos does silly things#like that time diavolo wrapped himself up as a christmas gift and barbatos and lucifer hand delivered him to mc#obey me barbatos#obey me diavolo#barbatos x mc#obey me#obey me shall we date#barbatos#diavolo#long post /
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home is where the heart is (and yours is gone)
#happy holidays#dndads#dndads fanart#dungeons and daddies#dndaddies#dndads s1#glenn close dndads#dndads season 2#dndads odyssey#dndads glenn close#im so sick and fever rn so forgive me for any mistakes in this drawing or in my following explanation#background is covered in crosses for the bad day book. the chains represent his time in meth bay prison#the three swords are a reference to the three of swords tarot card which means like heartbreak or smth#also can be taken literally because his heart exploded#the swords themselves are modelled after the sword of justice to bring in themes of justice and punishment as well as referencing the trial#i also drew the same sword in the blackjack thing.#bottom left is his funeral pyre (referencing his death) and nick jr (representing his son's “death”)#the door is the door to his apartment its number 48 because ep 48 is carry on my wayward son#christmas decor cus of course hed had them up all year round#the plant is a peace lily representing death and funeral s again#headstone is morgan's the crysanthemum represents her death. this is because its also featured in the “remember death” thing i drew once#also i just associate flowers w the close family because it very easily represents both mortality and love#anyway. fuckin. his heart (loved ones + literal heart) are gone and its like. can he ever return home#idk smth about not being able to go back to the way things were smth about having the comfort of a home anymore. leaving all that shit behi#d. i feel so tired#sorry for the long explanation i think i may have went a little too hard on the symbolism but i didn t know how else to#express the feelings of glenn's conversation w darryl in that one episode
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Reminder that around this time is when people start early-shopping for holiday gift-giving (for those who celebrate or their family celebrates) so if you're someone who's family/friends refuses to take 'no, dont get me a gift' as an answer then you need to start making a wishlist of things you actually want and can use.
Having an actaul list to whip out when someone asks is a perfectly acceptable response and preferred. Especially when Aunty Tiffany is gifting you feminine church clothes when you're t-masc and it's just going to sit there for months unused, or Grandpa gets you another one of those walmart spa kits when $10 of gas money would have been much more helpful.
A lot of gifts are often unwanted, sit there unused out of guilt or are thrown away. This will help YOU as much as it helps to cut back on waste. Most stores cannot put a lot of returned gifts back out on shelves, especially holiday-themed ones. Holidays are one of the most wasteful times of the year.
I have some posts about dumpster diving and waste and talking about how you should donate unwanted gifts but seriously pls pls pls make a list. It does not have to be expensive or extravagant, it just needs to be something you know you will use. Put some $5 cute pens on there with the bunnies at the end or something.
#i used to hate making lists because i felt so guilty but then it just got worse because i was still gifted things that i never used#and it was so wasteful#and then i started like putting stuff like pens and paper and a gas card or a new pillow and suddenly its not wasteful anymore#sara shush#holidays#christmas
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obsessed w/ how many attempts they've made at redesigning gene's younger design over the years to make him look less uncanny and how they failed every single time. he's so fucking ugly. I don't even take any of these designs as canon Bcuz they keep doing my boy DIRTY. soo ugly
#never going to stop thinking abt the person who said gene's toddler design in the second episode makes him look like#he has a rubber band tied tightly around his neck . I CAN NEVER UNSEE THAT NOW BCUZ IT DOES FOR REAL#the only younger gene designs I will accept are from when he was ages five to eight in the christmas card episode. THOSE were good#basically it was just a smaller version of gene WHICH IS WHAT THEY DID FOR LOUISE TOO AND IT LOOKED GOOD!!!!!!!#txt#bob's burgers
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we as a fandom do not think about their red/green color scheme enough. merry christmas!
#danny phantom#valerie gray#gray ghost#like red/green is thee christmas color scheme do you get it#ive got headcanons idk#referenced from a treasure cruise card btw#artists on tumblr
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I FORGOT TO SHOW OFF THE AWESOME XMAS 2023 GIFTS I GOT (which technically came exactly in time for my bday a few months back - listen mail is slow ok...we were all worried they were at the bottom of the ocean - so I also consider them bday presents XD What great timing honestly lmao).
@cold-creature once again showing off her fine art skills with an amazing paper collage of Izm! I can't even with some of the fiddlyness of the paper cutouts - apparently she had to invest in some tiny ass tweezers for this omg XDD
The entire thought of these tiny bits of paper flying away with an exhale both makes me groan in sympathy but also laugh loudly LMAO.
@justonepurpose and @enbae not only sent me the CUTEST keychains starring my characs in different clothes (winter and Royal!Au respectively) but also a mouse and phone case (which I asked for since APPARENTLY I can't get them in my own damn country) and a mini shortcut keypad (which was a surprise) :D However they won't let me pay them back for anything 😐 So I'm still trying to decide on the best art thing to do to try and at least repay them for the awesomeness |D
#christmas card trade#card trade#art trade#battle priest#hh au#presents from friends#BEST#MUCH LOVE#christmas 2023#hooray for ergonomics!#though the vert mouse is taking some getting used to my fingers are like where am i clicking its NOT THAT HARD HAND lol#hopefully it will help with my RSI o3o#sz#also honestly my reaction when i saw 'keyboard' written as an item on the parcel i was like...wat XDD
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Who the fuck were Lila's family? Her backstory in season 2 was that her parents are brits, but in this timeline she just has like 3 or 4 random american aunties and uncles and it's never explained? We're just expected to accept that she has this gaggle of family who are ready to babysit her plot device children.
And why are her and Allison the only one's who get other family members? it doesn't make sense and it feels like we were so cheated out of seeing the Hargreeves sruggle to fit in with whatever nuclear family dynamic this new timeline dumped them in
#it would have been so much more interesting if Diego and Lila had just had Grace and had to take her round with them this season#such a missed opportunity#and I wanted Klaus living with his single mother who ran away from the Amish after her suprise miracle baby#Viktor struggling with his first generation Russian immigrant parents#Luthor with a real classic WASP family who can't stand each other but always do matching PJ christmas cards#Alison having like an aging ex-beauty queen for a mother who lives with her and takes care of Claire#Diego having like 4 sisters and feeling very annoyed that he has EVEN MORE sibling BS to deal with#Ben having very loving and kind parents who don't understand why their son has suddenly become a raging arsehole#tua#the umbrella academy#tua spoilers#tua s4#tua season 4#the umbrella academy season 4
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Today is the Winter Solstice! The longest night of the year, and in my family, more important to celebrate than Christmas :]
My solstice gift to me is this really self indulgent festive doodle
I got really lazy with the background so tackiness levels are at critical I am so sorry-
#my stuff#🎄#tree makes an appearance#cw cartoon blood#fake injury depiction#carnival au#carnival!jax#carnival!gangle#scp!jax#noodle toon#tadc#the amazing digital circus#tadc jax#jax#I love cjax’s Christmas sweater hehehe I’m proud of that-#scp chilling with the holiday cards like a normal individual#then my side of the table#Happy Holidays! ❄️
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I’m feral for subby Bucky. I need him on the floor crying and begging for my pussy, a babbling bitch of a mess.
Okay love youuu💜
Maybe I've got too soft recently but I'm so into the thought of being sweet and gentle and encouraging with subby Bucky?
I can't stop thinking about how pretty he could look on his knees in dim bedroom lighting and the way it would accentuate those muscular thighs. He's naked, watching you, stroking his cock a little more frantically than you'd usually allow.
"Please." He sounds more composed than he looks and he's not afraid to keep eye contact with you while he begs.
"I need to feel you." He watches as you trail your finger gently across your own glistening sex, spreading your legs nice and wide so he's got a perfect view from the floor.
You don't respond. There's no sense in breaking a silence that heavy. Not when you know his mouth is watering, imagining the way you'll feel when you engulf his cock and then the way you'll taste while he licks his cum out of your freshly fucked pussy.
"I need you." He whispers, his mouth running faster than his brain. His dick throbs in his hand, precum dribbling down his shaft, over his fingers, making each stroke a little more slick.
"Then have me, sweetheart. I'm all yours." He didn't expect the softness in your voice or the way you tenderly hold his chin to pull him in for a kiss.
He's slipping just a little faster than he wants to but it feels lovely. He's safe, he's loved, he's free to explore interests he's never given much time to and it's all starting to feel quite comfortable and natural to him.
"I love you, I hope you know that." You whisper, kissing his forehead while you line his tip up to your entrance.
"Oh God." He whimpers, his head falling onto your shoulder because he can't look at you now. Not as he's pressing into you and you're being so gentle with him. It'll be overwhelming and he simply can't have that.
"I love how you make me feel. I love getting to see you like this." You coo softly, stroking the back of his head, enjoying his hot, erratic breathing on your neck.
Inch by inch, he slides inside you. It's slow and reverent and considerate and downright perfect.
"You don't need to last, sweetheart. Let me take care of you for now and we can go a little bit longer later." Your offer isn't one he can turn down. He's been too aroused for too long and taking the edge off is exactly what he needs so he can focus on your pleasure.
His thrusts from then on are much faster, his tip rubbing your sweet spot delightfully and while it's not enough to get you off, it leaves you arching yourself closer to him.
It doesn't take long for him to become a babbling mess, panting and moaning against your neck, begging to be allowed to cum inside you.
"I'm so proud of you." You remind him, holding him as close as you can. There is no closer than this; not with him inside you but it still feels important to be unreserved in how much you want him. "I'm so proud of you. It's okay sweetheart, I've got you. You're okay, I've got you."
You feel his hips stutter, his shaft pulsing and throbbing as he shoots his first load into you, buried as deep inside you as he can manage. There are a few tender moments where you just hold him, kissing his broad shoulders while he catches his breath, letting him get comfortable on your chest.
#asks answered <3#becca writes spice#anon#sub!bucky#subby!bucky#needy!bucky#I have way too many Christmas presents still to get#and I have a tonne to wrap tonight to take to work this week#so many cards to write#I love giving gifts#and I'm always worried it's weird?#I was in a work meeting recently and someone messaged into the teams chat that they were jealous of my Stanely cup#I have the baby pink one and it comes everywhere with me#so I got her one that matches her vibe#she wears nothing but black and her nails are always a black French tip#so I got her the charcoal grey one#but I don't want it to be weird?#like I'm going to have to message her PA and try to find a way to line our schedules up so I can give it to her#it always makes me really nervous when I get a gift for someone that I know they're not expecting
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We're finally starting to see more sun! But clear days are gonna be cold ones still for a while, so what on earth is Volo doing there without gloves!! For the love of god, someone hold his hands please
#pokemon#pokemon legends arceus#volo#ウォロ#pla#mine#fanart#happy holidays!!#i had this finished for a while ago#but then friends pointed out that this looks like a holiday card#so I went and did holiday cards out of it#figured I'd post this closer to christmas too
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OKAY MUTUALS LISTEN UP WHAT IF. WHAT IF FOR HALLOWEEN WE GO TRICK OR TREATING IN EACH OTHER'S INBOX AND WE DESIGN OUR OWN CANDY BASKETS SO WHEN WE SEND AN ASK IT LOOKS LIKE THIS
AND WE ANSWER WITH CANDIES OR WHATEVER WE WANT TO GIVE OUR MUTUALS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wouldn't that be cute 🥺 like with our own handdrawn or photographed or collaged halloween basket?????????????????
#also dont mind my jailblog url#sjonnie.text#MUTUALS PLEASE LET'S DO THIS#PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE#🥺#also next year i want to loke#send halloween cards. like christmas cards but!!!! with Halloween!!!!! like physical cards!!!!!!!
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SPOMMY ASSUMPTIONS EP IM FREAKING OUT
#they look like a gay couple on a christmas card#spommy#spencer agnew#tommy bowe#smosh#i'm so excited#i love them#spencer and tommy
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The independent religious bookstore is the only place you can go on an overpriced shopping spree and feel good about it.
#i was going there to get a baptism gift#(guess who gets to be godmother again!)#(those girls are going to be getting identical presents their whole life)#i went with a crucifix for the baptism present since their statues are very picked over#and the godfather already got one for her (kind of) patron saint#i also got a holy card for her definitely patron saint#and a blanket that was way too expensive but it was pink and guardian angel and also had her name#so it's like it was made for her baptism#and then there was a gorgeous nativity set advent wreath for 75% off so that's for me#plus two 75% off slightly damaged children's book versions of the christmas story#so there's a christmas present for both goddaughters#then a book about catholic motherhood for my sister-in-law since i have her for secret santa#and then i threw in an advent devotional that looks pretty good#i wasn't even trying to buy stuff it all just jumped out at me#but when you're buying from the cute friendly old lady you don't even feel bad about buying more than intended#i feel kind of bad having her wrap the crucifix for me#but also i can't turn down the nostalgic joy of having your present gift-wrapped at the shop#i think that 'gift-wrapper at department store' is one of my nostalgic obsolete dream jobs
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