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> mom spilled trace amount of curry powder on the floor
> cool ok ill sweep it up in a sec
> go to the bathroom, come back
> curry powder is suspiciously less
> cat is suspiciously yellow
#loki my darling loki . shes such a smart cat but she has her moments#her entire ass was yellow#mqqq.txt
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what. is this new tumblr glitch
tumblr knows the vast # of years i have been on their hellsite so
apparently tumblr is declaring me
REBORN
#tumblr like babe you don’t look a day over three years of hellsite#if you click on it it creates a post for you to thank the people—and specifically final person—to get you your Five Reblogs#is this a tw*tter apocalypse reaction rollout?#it’s darling#5 reblogs
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Delusional Yandere Elf
Quick colored sketch to show his colors
#thank you for 500!!#Silas#commissions open#yandere#artists on tumblr#digital art#male yandere#art#artwork#aesthetic#yandere elf#elf#ikemen#male yandere x reader#yandere x you#yandere x reader#yandere x darling#yandere x y/n#yandere elf x reader#yandere male
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That one friggin screenshot is mystifying me
#Its self explanatory darling! COME A LITTLE CLOSER#applejack#rarity#rarijack#mlp#mlp gen 4#mlp fim#mlp fanart#pony posting#screencap redraw#i love them sm#this is so epic
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🙏😔Stop, please 😔🙏
Don't ignore me, listen to our sad story💔🥹🍉
My name is Kariman Dohan, I am 25 years old. I was a committed and diligent teacher, and my husband, Ayman Olwan, 30 years old, is a business administration graduate, but due to unemployment and difficult conditions in Gaza, he was forced to work as a fisherman. We have a wonderful son named Hamoud, who is one and a half years old. We live in Gaza, specifically Khan Yunis, where the fishing boat, fishing equipment and the school where I worked were damaged🥹🫂💔😭😭😭😭
We have been displaced several times, and our tragedy has reached the point that we now live in a tent that is unfit for living. We desperately need your help, I have launched a donation campaign but I cannot get the funds so I can get $50000 to get through this current crisis.
15.000$********75.000$
Before the war and after the war, this is what happened to us😔💔
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I know that the world is full of people who want to help others, and you are one of them. Please be with us in this ordeal and share your donation to help us get out of these difficult situations🫂🥹🥹🙏🙏🍉
Donate, share and be the reason for our happiness 🙏❤️🫂🥹🍉😭🇵🇸💔😣
#rwby#succession#ted lasso#the owl house#barbie#wally darling#palestine#free gaza#gaza#free palestine#save palestine#send help#gaza strip#support#music#famine#twitter#instagram#tumbler#usa#muslim#woman#gay#🏳️🌈#🍉#🇵🇸#europe#africa#australia#the world of mr plant
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Yandere! House Monster x Reader
Listen, I woke up in cold sweat at 4am with a vision: you and your stereotypically unavailable gamer boyfriend have moved into a new house. You find out very soon it's not as empty as you had assumed, but your worries fall on deaf ears. The tentacle monster lurking in dark corners just wants to make sure you're not lonely.
[Second Part]
Content: gender neutral reader, monster romance (mildly NSFW)
You didn't notice anything strange at first. Maybe it was considering its prey. You'd found a cheap, old house available for rent, and your boyfriend couldn't refuse the extra space for his mancave.
Oh, you poor thing. It watched your lonely evenings, your empty bed at night, your futile attempts to spend more time with your beloved partner. It had originally planned to devour your souls and await the next foolish mortals to enter its realm, but seeing your pitiful state prompted a change of heart. Metaphorical heart, of course.
It started gradually: testing the waters, or what you'd call a courting attempt. Doors opening by themselves, disembodied eyes lovingly gazing at you from the nearby walls. Dark tendrils making their way out of the shadows, just to announce its presence.
"I think this place might be cursed", you told your boyfriend one evening. "I've been stalked by amorphous silhouettes of blight and terror, and they whisper ancient blasphemies to me at night." He let out a worried shout and slapped the desk. "That's cool, babe. I'm kind of losing right now, though, so perhaps give me a minute?"
One night you were awakened from your slumber by a warm touch sliding across your body. You smiled into your pillow as the cheeky hands made their way down, fondling your curves and hungrily searching for your sensitive areas. You let out a soft moan, enjoying the moment, until you heard your boyfriend yell from the other room. Your eyes shot open.
The hands lewdly groping your privates were, in fact, tentacles. Your first reaction was to gasp, but you were quickly silenced by another slippery appendage pressing against your lips. Shh, shh. Allow the creature to do its thing, dear. Surely enough, within minutes you were a drooling mess, holding onto the sheets for dear life.
"You've been in a good mood lately", you boyfriend remarks, idly scrolling on his phone and crunching on his breakfast cereal. You ponder if you should tell him you've been fucked relentlessly by a monstrous creature inhabiting your new home. You glance at the counter and smirk, remembering how you just had to wipe your wet mess from it a few hours ago. "Keep it that way, hun, I could get used to not being pestered every hour", the man jokes with a laugh.
Does it count as cheating if your affair partner isn't really human? Although, you have to wonder if you're still dating to begin with. From the corner of your eye, you can discern faint movement above the young man, a shadow looming menacingly. The eldritch monster would not hesitate to tear your poor boyfriend apart if he tried to mess with its belonging.
#yandere#yandere x reader#yandere x darling#yandere x you#yandere monster#yandere monster x reader#yandere headcanons#yandere scenarios#yandere imagines#monster x reader#monster x human#monster boyfriend#tentacle monster#monster smut#terato#teratophillia#monster fucker
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˖ ࣪⊹౨ৎ i ended up awkward but sweet
#coquette#dollette#girlblogger#girlblogging#lana del rey#lizzy grant#coquette aesthetic#girl interrupted#girlblog#girl interrupted syndrome#bones and all#waifspo#waif chic#this is a girlblog#this is what makes us girls#tumblr girls#2014 nostalgia#sweet little nymph#trailer park darling#trailer park princess#2013 girly#2014core#tumblr grunge#lana del ray moodboard#female manipulator#manic pixie dream girl#2014 tumblr#2013 aesthetic#lux lisbon#the virgin suicides
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jus been thinking about a reader who isn’t used to spending much money/grew up cheaper who is dating price.
because he’s absolutely the type to spoil you, and you are just baffled because £2,000 for a necklace is ridiculous. you only like it, not love it. and ‘sides, he shouldn’t be spending that much on a piece of jewelry.
but it made you stutter your steps when you saw it in the window. made you pause before answering him when he asked, “y’like that dove?” half-mindedly responding “mhm…” it all only solidified his assumption you were smitten.
course, when he started towards to the door your hands found fluttering purchase on his shirt, shaking your head, hissing,
“absolutely not. way to expensive.”
“nothing is too expensive if it’s f-“
“John.”
you could find one just like it at a flea market, a reassurance that didn’t seem to do much for John, but you were unbothered. you had a good eye for those things. so it was forgotten.
until, you’re bidding a sappy goodbye at the airport before his flight, and he slips something into your back pocket, taps your bum and winks.
“keep it safe.”
you leave your fury with it in your back pocket until you get home, ripping the box open to reveal, sneaky bastard, the necklace.
#‘John it was way too much-‘#‘it’s practice for your engagement ring darl.’#and that shuts you up quick#captain john price#captain john price x reader#captain john price x you#john price#john price x reader#john price x you#cod#call of duty#john price call of duty#john price cod#spurbleu✴︎‧︎⁎︎drabbles
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#coquette#dollette#girlblogger#girlblogging#lana del rey#lizzy grant#coquette aesthetic#girl interrupted#girlblog#girl interrupted syndrome#waifspo#waif chic#this is a girlblog#this is what makes us girls#tumblr girls#2014 nostalgia#sweet little nymph#trailer park darling#trailer park princess#2012 tumblr#2013 girly#2014core#tumblr grunge#lana del ray moodboard#female manipulator#manic pixie dream girl#2014 tumblr#2013 aesthetic#indie sleaze#sky ferreira
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WHAT I GOTTA SAY TO GET A PIECE OF THAT?!
art by: mossmaybe1 on twt
#my darling man#baby daddy reveal#come home baby the kids miss you🥺#might get him pregnant again#satoru gojo#gojo satoru#jujutsu kaisen#gojo art#jjk gojo#jjk art#gojo satoru x reader#jjk drabbles#jujutsu kaisen art#icymi#gojou satoru x reader#jujutsu kaisen satoru#satoru#gojo x you
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NSFW
warning: aphrodisiac, dubcon, slight yandere behavior
Nagas are cute… I really just like the thought of your naga lover keeping you snuggled up with him all winter, wrapping his tail around you and just smothering you in kisses.
Ofc he makes you keep his cock warm too… after all, he really wants you to bear his children. But he’s mostly trying to stay warm.
There’s always a fire going in his den, and he keeps himself curled up around you. Escaping is futile, you’ll either be his mate or next meal. So you just let him smother you in his love, feeling his fangs sink into your shoulder and neck to keep to placid while he ravishes you.
You’re just so cute when the aphrodisiac in his fangs kicks in, he can’t help but fuck into you like a while animal. Before long you’re begging him to make you cum, to go faster. The friction between your bodies keeps him warm all through the winter, and you’re nice and swollen with his young come spring time.
And the entire time, he’s purring, rubbing against you like a cat, wanting you to cuddle and kiss him. Who knew nagas could be so affectionate?
He just wants you all to himself, and there’s human remains scattered across his den to show you what he does to anyone that touches his precious mate!
#naga#naga smut#naga x human#naga x reader#naga boyfriend#monster fucker#monster fudger#monster lover#monster fic#chubby reader#chubby!reader#monster boyfriend#x reader#fem reader#female reader#x reader smut#monster smut#monster fuqqer#monster imagine#monster boy oc#yandere#yandere x reader#yandere smut#yandere imagines#yandere x darling#smut fic#fanfic#fem!reader
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This is petty fandom salt, BUT... I've been chewing on this phenomenon that I've been calling "Fandom's Darling". It is related to things like "Author's Darling" and "Mary Sue / Gary Stu" and "Protagonist Halo" and all that jazz, where one character gains a peculiar narrative weight in a story.
"Author's Darling" is when a writer has a favorite character, and the world and all other characters sort of get... warped to put the Darling in the spotlight. It's most noticeable in TV shows with multiple writers, when a character you personally like suddenly has their previous characterization destroyed to make another character look good somehow. Every other character might become weirdly incompetent. The Darling's feelings are treated as The Most Important Feelings in any given situation. The logic of the fictional world seems broken past suspension of disbelief in order to validate this one character's beliefs or skillset or some other fantasy. And so on.
"Fandom's Darling" is what I've been calling the pattern where a fandom essentially crowns a New Protagonist for their fanfiction stories (it's often a side character rather than the original protagonist, but it can also happen to protagonists). This character becomes the self-insert for all sorts of indulgent fantasies, gaining special powers or backstories, and/or becoming the focus of extreme whump, and/or hooking up with all the various hotties, starring in all sorts of tropey AUs, and so on. They're not always an obvious Mary Sue version of themselves, but the character's original personality and interpersonal relationships tend to get warped or dropped completely, and other characters tend to become a little flat around them. I call it "Fandom's Darling" because it's not just one self-indulgent fantasy fic (you do you! Have fun!) with characterization choices that I don't vibe with (I have neither the time nor the desire nor the authority to police anything, I am just venting), but rather a prolific mini-fandom of sorts revolving around this empty doll / fanon version of the chosen vessel character, so it becomes a little unavoidable.
I am salty about this (mildly frustrated) (imagine a soft sigh of disappointment before I just go do something else) because you are FUCKED if you actually liked the canonical version of this character and their interpersonal relationships. It's almost worse than liking an obscure character that no one cares about. There's about a thousand fics starring your fave, but maybe only about a dozen of them are actually rooted in any kind of recognisable canon.
#I didn't watch Teen Wolf but I know this happened to that Stiles character#I'm not active in any DC fandom but it looks like this happened to Tim Drake and to a lesser extent Dick and Jason#In prequels-era Star Wars it seems to be Obi-Wan; he's the spark/focus of this post here; bring back his flaws I like that he kind of sucks#sometimes a Fandom's Darling comes out of an Author's Darling! usually Fandom's are vessels to fuck the “hottest guy” available though#I will probably turn reblogs off if this spreads too far because I really don't care if people write Mary Sue fanfic; can't cast that stone#squinting at every “intersex” tag like Inigo Montoya: “I don't think that means what you think it means.”#honestly the fantasy intersex thing is a separate & more serious post; but the fandom usage is a red/yellow flag for me when searching#tossawary fandom#fandom's darling
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the fact that Edwin lived in the early 1900s is a fantastic source of comedic potential. he's just constantly saying things that he doesn't realise are completely batshit insane, and the others are just left utterly floored.
like they're all talking and Crystal mentions she's tried cocaine once on a wild night out, and Edwin, who used to get that shit medically prescribed at the drop of a hat is like ??? okay?? hope you felt better, it always used to help me when I had a cold too :) Charles why are you laughing?
#dead boy detectives#dbda#edwin payne#crystal palace#charles rowland#edwin x charles#Yes the repressed twink has done hard drugs he has the range darling#edwin: everybody's done cocaine bitch let's get you some fruit#dead boy detective agency
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big grumpass cat
#*goji's free will leaving his body at 50000000 kilometers per second when mosu tells him to do literally anything*#he dont give a fuck what it is his ass is SAT#yes darling whatever u say darling<3 malewife ass lizard god he's so whipped it's crazy#gxk#godzilla#mothra#kong#shimo#mothzilla#mosugoji#my art
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it’s all fun and games until i get called a pet name and suddenly i can’t think anymore
#femmeofhearts hours#lesbian#lesbian nsft#butch bait#this is my weakness#my achilles heel#if you will#baby? princess? darling? yeah i’m folding#femme dyke
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