gurokichi

[gurokichi]

They could destroy every part of me, and I’d let them, if it meant I could be theirs. I want them to tear me apart and keep the pieces, as if every fragment of me is precious to them. I’d surrender my heart, my soul, my mind, let them twist it however they please. And in return, all I’d ask is for their undivided obsession.

[gurokichi]

need someone to take care of me at all times bc doing it myself is so hard .. like what do you mean i have to pick my own outfits when i could have someone do it for me??

[gurokichi]

pay attention to me pay attention to me pay attention to me pay attention to me pay attention to me pay attention to me pay attention to me pay attention to me pay attention to me pay attention to me pay attention to me pay attention to me pay attention to me pay attention to me pay attention to me pay attention to me pay attention to me pay attention to me pay attention to me pay attention to me pay attention to me pay attention to me pay attention to me pay attention to me pay attention to me pay attention to me!!

[gurokichi]

me, vibrating out of my skin : hey can I talk to you about this piece of media real quick? I pinky promise I'll be So Normal about it, like there's no reason to be concerned that this will turn into a three hour long monologue. Like I Prommy that I'm not gonna be a freak about it.

[gurokichi]

bites all my nails off out of stress in a cute way that makes you want me

[gurokichi]

wow you heard it yourself prince doesn’t want us to be friends with him! he doesn’t need us since he has his superiority complex. fine with me! eat cabbage alone, loser

-👤

Let’s go run off into the sunset together while holding hands WITHOUT Prince since we are best friends and he refuses to be friends with us!! And then we can go find some cabbage to share with each other only

[gurokichi]

But likeee i am tho

Eris got nothing on me cause im literally her senior smh smh

-pwince

NUH UH. Also Eris has sooo much on you!!!

[gurokichi]

Uhm because i am superior duhh.

No. No further explanation is needed.

Om nom nom green

-pwince

BITES YOU BITES YOU BITES YOU

Eris do you see this

[gurokichi]

AH— THE MAGIC OF FRIENDSHIP IS OVERTAKING MY EVIL CATERPILLAR POWER!!???!!!

BEGONE WITH YOU, YOU IMBECILES!!

OM NOM NOM

-pwince

The magic of friendship is stronger than a caterpillar!!! Also you’re supposed to be friends with us why are you angry smh

[gurokichi]

who’s alvaeris i don’t know anyone called alvaeris

But this says alvaeris asked… I am pretty sure that YOU are alvaeris 🤨🤨🤨

[gurokichi]

we can all be cabbage together! with the power of friendship and shared property!

-👤

Yippee!! ٩(^‿^)۶

[gurokichi]

Gurokichi cabbage real :3

Alvaeris cabbage real :3

-pwince

Prince cabbage real :3

[gurokichi]

Uhm shut you all are cabbage.

…

Which means due to survival obligation I must eat you

-pwince

WE ARE NOT CABBAGE??? RUDE. MAYBE YOU’RE CABBAGE AND JUST PROJECTING!!!

[gurokichi]

What's a dealbreaker for you in a relationship?

Them not liking me as is and making me change myself for them, people who don’t know how/are unwilling to communicate, and timezones/schedules being too different

[gurokichi]

What do I do when you're not texting me? I rot in my room and physically ache over the fact you rather talk to other people over me, because if you preferred me, my DMs wouldn't be empty. I know I should take the initiative but what if you actually secretly hate me and are just putting up with me, and I annoy you by trying to talk to you and that's your last straw and you cut me out of your life? What then?

[gurokichi]

Acting tough hm? Ah, oh well.

I know what you like when you’re pathetic anyway

-prince

:3

[gurokichi]

okay well worms live wayyy longer than caterpillars also can caterpillars get chopped in half to reproduce? didn't think so!! at least worms contribute to the earth's economy by assisting farmers with composting scraps to turn into fertiliser. WORMS are a source of renewable energy. so go ahead and eat your cabbage, caterpillar!

-👤

Caterpillars are cuter than worms… also cabbage is yummy!!! BUT YEAHHH GO EAT CABBAGE PRINCE!!!!!