#it’s been years. I don’t get it
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#neigh say#skyrim#the hyperfixation i get on skyrim every couple of years is back 👍🏻#it’s kind of insane that i’ve been playing skyrim since like 2012 and i’ve never actually finished it#i love doing thousands of side quests ! i don’t even rlly know what the main plot line is !#pony’s greatest hits
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Homer!Odysseus and Epic!Odysseus would try to kill each other if they ever met
#Homer!Odysseus: you sacrificed your men to save yourself? Detestable coward! How I wish I was never born if it would ensure you had not the#Epic!Odysseus: you’d understand if you *loved your wife.* But I guess a guy who stayed with Circe for a year wouldn’t know that!#H!Odysseus: do not speak of things you know nothing about! I long for my return to sweet Penelope but I have a duty to my men#E!Odysseus: A YEAR. A WHOLE YEAR. I WOULD KILL ANYTHING AND ANYONE TO GET A HOME A YEAR FASTER#H!Odysseus: that was clear when you served Scylla six men like they were cattle!#E!Odysseus: it was them or me! And don’t keep talking about my friends like you did any better. you’ll go home alone too#H!Odysseus: they doomed themselves when they ate Hyperion’s golden cattle. I am not responsible for their suffering. But you could have ens#H!Odysseus: Now Eurylochus’s body lies at the bottom of the sea where there can be no burial and no honour#E!Odysseus: AND I’LL GO HOME TO MY WIFE. MY BEAUTIFUL PERFECT LOVELY LOYAL WIFE WHO’S BEEN WAITING FOR ME FOR TWENTY YEARS.#E!Odysseus: and when I go home and she asks if I came back as fast as I could I’ll be able to answer honestly#H!Odysseus: WE HAD BEEN THROUGH MANY TRIALS. THE MEN NEEDED TO REST#E!Odysseus: FOR A YEAR???? DID THEY NEED TO REST FOR A YEAR??? AND DID THEY NEED THAT REST RIGHT AFTER A MONTH’S LONG REST WITH AEOLUS??? S#H!Odysseus: IF YOU WISHED FOR ITHACA SO DESPERATELY WHY DIDN’T YOU OBEY PALLAS ATHENA AND KILL THE CYCLOPS#E!Odysseus: *drawing sword* I WAS HAVING A ROUGH DAY#Epic the musical#Epic odysseus#The odyssey#odysseus#Homer#Greek mythology#Jorge rivera-herrans#nuclear war speaks
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im sos;sorry I’ve never drawn many kisses ever.consider this a forehead kissy….thing or whatever. SOB
#Murder drones#DUDE .im literally thinking about how not even 2 years(? .and some months??) I got into Md#literally getting so excited. Nauseous . And a little deranged for each episode and now it’s murder droneover!!!!!#it’s okay .I can listen to music and imagine them in my imaginary edits#AWESOME JOURNEY IT HAS BEEN . bless murde r drone🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅thank u liam vickers for inventing queer people /j#art examples#murder drones spoilers#md spoilers#<<< JIC I don’t get cooked HELP.#COLOR THEORY CAN KISS MY ASS!!!!
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keep havin dreams abt hs, I think my brains looking for closure or sumn
#today it was graduation m#maybe this’ll be the end#this one was more based in truth#a very specific type of heartbreak#one that I was over like. a week after it happened but it happened nonetheless#and a different one#one for a friendship I coulda had (and did funnily enough) and another for friendships I coulda kept#it’s been years. I don’t get it#im a different person life has moved on#I don’t get it man#what closure do I want? that things would’ve been fine if I was fuckinh normal#I get that#I do the thing where I assume everyone hates me and then I dip#I get it: I know that I’m not a good person. I know that I probably hurt people in my attempts to hurt myself#I know that self isolating was a bad choice but it’s tucking over man. nothing was as black n white as ohhh all my friends hate me#they tried to like me man. I had issues and problems and did everyone else. the difference is they handled there’s and I couldn’t.#it’s been years since I’ve rlly thought abt hs but this year it’s been like a dream a week#is my brain trying to warn me that I’m regressing? I don’t think I will or can just dip#im happy. ive unlearned so many unhealthy things man: im doing so much better. I want to live and be happy and make friends and have a job#is it my brain urging me to talk to people? ehhh that ship has sailed. we r all differnt ppl and I never fit#I don’t want to have these dreams anymore. they were gone for a while but this one fucked me up and I woke up crying and idk why#these dreams keep circling back to a crush I had in hs but im unpacking now that I just wanted to be his friend. and I think he did too but#either to him or the friend group. both of the friend groups#I fucked up both just the second one slower because im a flake and a loser :)#reaching out is a bad idea because it’ll only serve me (and even then it wouldn’t) it would not do anything positive for anyone else and#people have grown so much and I am just a relic they probably try to ignore and I don’t blame them#no one’s thinking of me or losing any sleep over me so it’s okay to just be a memory and hope it’s more fond than anything else#man. I wonder if it’s because I’m so convinced I’m gonna die this year
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My less popular opinion (and what I believe to be implied by the art in Lost Days) is that rather than waking up in a fully grown body Jason didn’t actually complete his puberty until after his Lazarus pit dip while he was on his murder tour. Imagine you’re tied up in a basement in Berlin getting interrogated by a teenager and his voice is cracking the entire time and if you laugh he’s going to shoot you
#Late puberty Jason truthers rise#Egon calling up Talia like ‘did you send me a middle schooler what is this’. ‘He’s technically high school aged actually’#he would’ve been like 18 when he finally regained consciousness but the way he’s drawn could easily be mistaken for 15#I know people love the body dysmorphia angst of Jason waking up big but I offer you this: Jason wakes up looking basically the same to a#world that has moved on without him and is unrecognizable. His death/injuries stunted him he existed for years in a state of suspension#while the world passed him by. He was on pause while everyone kept moving on and he didn’t get unpaused until the Lazarus pit and he has#to scramble to catch up. He’s actually 18 but the last thing he remembers is being 15 and his body reflects this state#and then once his mind is finally back online puberty hits him like a truck. Just look at the difference between how Jason is drawn#immediately after his dip in the Lazarus pit vs the end of lost days when his training arc is over#It implies it could’ve been multiple years but in order to fit with the timeline of other comics I personally don’t think it#would’ve been that long. I think he just sprouted up like a weed#Jason Todd#dc#I think Jason is technically still growing by the time he’s red hood. In my personal mindscape he doesn’t reach his peak buffness/height#he’s like 21 and he’s 19 in utrh#Sorry for my 1538283th post about red hood lost days I’m obsessed with his little fucked up coming of age story#Red hood lost days
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Firefox-official vs electronicmail
Hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby
okay come up with a better idea then. firefox-official is gone asshole it’s electronicmail or nothing
#this one was hard to respond to because it elicited the usual anon rage in me#but i had to think about it anyway.#this blog has been around for less than a month and it is driving me fucking crazy#don’t you think i know?#dont you think it hurts enough already#i dont want this blog either i want my old blog back with all my stuff on it#i would like to stick around#because i loved posting#and i get that you’re just having fun#but i’m making an example of you#less than a month vs five years#‘household name’ firefox official#spent five years building that thing#and now it’s just this.#i keep forgetting#and then i’m here again#not home#i know you all feel bad enough for me already#but it’s so hard to be myself because the environment on here is SO different#we were HAPPY#WE WERE SO HAPPY#Umm… Or whatever.#guess i could go back to firefox unofficial#but that feels far too close to the sun. and i’m done with the wings i think.#i dont mean to be so serious#a total mood killer i know#i just dont know how to proceed exactly#because when i post like normal i cant help but feel sad#and when i post about being sad its just sort of obnoxious#i’m not really asking for pity i just want to explain where i am at
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pov you are a locked chest or perhaps someone bleeding to death
#hello 🤙#it has been 84 years i am SO SORRY#im genuinely going to try to stick around this time!!#this may be a broken ass website but you people are lovely and i have missed you :3#anyWAY. VIDDY GAME#noah gaël gamer era#baldur’s gate 3 is not a video game it is a magical place that stores all my boyfriends#you can have this weirdo though i don’t want him#/lying#but he is still SO RUDE. TO MY TAV#every morning my tav wakes up and casts lesser restoration on himself and this is how astarion repays him?#worthless boy. mean and impolite#he keeps getting away with it because I’m still silly about him though :(#baldurs gate 3#baldurs gate fanart#baldurs gate astarion#astarion#bg3#bg3 fanart#bg3 astarion#artists on tumblr#digital artist#illustrators on tumblr#noah.jpg
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listening <3
#i had to pose like this and take pics of myself to draw the legs smh#genshin impact#kaedehara kazuha#kazuha#genshin#consistency? i don’t know her#i need to get a better art tag but it's been years i cant change it now
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Moon 22: Thoughts, Dreams, Plots, Schemes
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Featuring @stitchwraith-stingers character as the AsterClan messenger!
#warrior cats#clangen#clangen warrior cats#warriors oc#wc#wc oc#jcmoons#it’s been a whole year#she don’t know how to feel#preventable deaths…. ouch#I do love the song tho it’s vibes and angst#and melancholia!#shy and Amber are getting big………. damn
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One defense I’ve seen for the Five Lila thing from Blackman and the few people I’ve seen online ship it is ‘they’ve been together for 7 years. What did you expect? This was a natural outcome’
Aside from the obvious answer that Five has been stuck in an apocalypse for 45 years before, and still did everything in his power to get back to his family, that reasoning makes absolutely no sense because Blackman could’ve just not written that entire plot line altogether. He says it as if his hands are tied, as if HE is not the head writer on the show. If a plot point makes you write another plot point that completely assassinates your characters, then maybe don’t…write that plot point to begin with?
#like. I can’t believe he says ‘yeah it’s been 7 years of course they would get together’ how about you don’t write that at all#completely baffles me man#the umbrella academy#tua s4 spoilers#tua spoilers#number five#lila pitts#five hargreeves#tua s4#I thought that was obvious lol
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please watch my scrungly old man kiss the inside of a glove
#cockatiel#bird#birdblr#birblr#gale#please don’t come @ me about the state of his feathers#he has pdd and cannot digest pellets and we’ve been working slowly to convince him fruits and veggies are cool but he’s always been#uninterested#he is 15 years old and gets clean bills of health every time we go to the vet#he has supplements etc just pleaseeeeeee i cannot take it lol#just look how cute and happy he is!!!!!#(he’s almost died several times cause of his pdd so im just asking to have cute videos. ok. ily)
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🎂 Happy 26th Anniversary to The Powerpuff Girls! 🥳
#the powerpuff girls#ppg#powerpuff girls#blossom#bubbles#buttercup#YAY#my god it’s been a million years#posting this now in case I don’t get to do a birthday-anniversary themed pic today
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I genuinely love not having a crush like I’m not over here feeling physically sick over some mid guy being dry to me I’m literally chilling
#Spring semester of last year was so bad bc I was unironically into 3 guys at once and they were all#Being dry and cryptic to me#And then before that in 2022 I had my horrid situationship#I had a mini obsession arc in dec 2023 over someone but now there hasn’t been anyone since#And my palette is so cleansed#When a girl is like I miss having a crush I’m like you’re literally a masochist#There was very briefly a girl I thought I had a crush on when I realized I’m bicurious but#I haven’t put effort into talking to her bc the idea of pursuing anyone makes me wanna claw my eyes out#I’m pretty sure I ghosted her by like just not responding to her last messsge actually#Not on purpose but more so bc I realized I was feeling the same anxiety I felt whenever I had a crush so I was like#Yeah I’m dropping this for now#I’m also always the most present for my friends when I don’t have a crush so idk#Like I don’t wanna be consumed by anyone I just wanna chill#The solution to not having normal attraction to people is just to not be attracted to anyone at all#I fr cracked it#I always just crave the butterflies out of it and never an actual relationship anyway#But they’re so not worth it#Which is why I always get bored of guys who’re forthright like oh ok you actually WANT something…. U don’t wanna just have fun#Not for me#I think the guys I’m into and I typically diverge in the sense that neither of us wants a relationship but they just wanna fuck me#And I more so just want the butterflies experience / to playact couple for like a couple months but nothing too serious#Which is why it never works#Like it’s not that it doesn’t work bc either of us wants a relationship it’s more that what we want out of the situationship is different#So lame#Ok this was a lot but I literally came to this epiphany while writing these tags
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It was Maid Day today yesterday a week ago so I got struck by inspiration to draw the worsties, and it ran away from me into a whole AU where they’re coworkers at a maid cafe. She’s a med student & this is just a part time job, and this is his depression job while he gets his life back together. He needs something he can be workaholic about to forget what it’s like having a personal life and personal issues. He’s actually the accountant, but the new hire janitor (Izutsumi) doesn’t show up for half her shifts and is a sloppy worker, so he gets the extra work of doing her job on top of his because he’s undervalued and overworked. Of course, janitors also have an uniform to keep the aesthetic cohesion as they go about cleaning the place, of course.
Senshi’s the part time cook you only see slivers off, he’s kind and warm when you do see him and have a chat but most shifts he’s in and out the kitchen without a trace. Laios and Falin are regulars because Falin and Marcille are besties & in the same med school, Laios accompanies Falin as she visits her friend at work and gets hooked on the food. Chilchuck has to remind Marcille to work instead of chatting with Falin for an hour, and next thing he knows she’s distracting him from work too. That’s it that’s the AU. Inspired by this idol AU fanart a bit <3
This was not meant to be birthday gift but well…… Happy bday Chil!!!
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#Dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#Chilchuck tims#marcille donato#spoilers#dunmeshi au#Maid cafe au#Marchil#Workwife marchil save me. Kabuholm in the background bc i said so lmao#i think people forget marci n chil are coworker worsties first and foremost. Ppl should capitalize on it more#The orange hair swag that makes him look like a marketable idol more#You can tell idk how to draw maid outfits. I hate those hats sm I will miku miku beam them out of existence#Marcille does change her hairstyle everyday btw#they don’t get back together btw she goes you haven’t talked to me in 4 years and he immediately goes YOU haven’t talked to ME in 4–#i mean ehem i’m sorry haha… while Marcille is like 4 years?! 4 years���#Mei only did it bc Fler has been getting jittery again kept sighing#I wanted to draw Chil with a car key at his belt but it wasn’t meant to be#idk if marchil ever gets together in this one it’s an eternal summer coworker with tension situationship au#romance is when you slowly deteriorate his work ethics so he starts skipping on his worktime to spend it at the front messing around w you#once he’s blessedly in the office and he hears this huge crash and the Marci just goes ‘…… Chiiiiiil?’ cue sigh and having to repair#the coffee machine. So many lil comics i couldn’t indulge myself to draw save me#shoutout to the time as a cashier in training at a convenience store I was left by my coworker who was supposed to wash the greasy chicken#oven but didn’t so I had to clean it for the first time myself while I was alone in the store and was also supposed to man the front#Shoutout to my convenience store’s accountant helping us with cashier duties often when there was less job to do ty ty#Understaffed struggles are so real#People also call Chil a manager because the boss is most often away so he just does everything#There’s no union but maybe one day he’ll get to overthrow the boss idk#The pay IS good at least#Modern au
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today’s fun writing fact: did you know that most writing coaches estimate that it takes around one hour for the average writer to write 1000 words?
I know what you’re thinking — that’s really slow! I can write that in 20 minutes. Right, but that assumes that when you started typing, you knew exactly what you were going to write — every line of dialogue your characters were about to say, every description perfectly pre-planned, etc.
And then you have to go back and edit it. And tag it. And cut out parts that don’t work and add new bits. So by the time you’ve got that “short” fic all ready to go, you’ve probably spent at least two hours on it, maybe more.
So yeah, as an author, I cringe seeing the “this was so short!!” comments on fics, even when they’re well-intentioned. Because someone just took 2+ hours out of their day for something you could read in less than five minutes and be done with.
The next time you see that author put out a 1-2k chapter, remember to do the math! And leave a comment 💜 that’s how you keep those updates coming.
#this has been a PSA#lol#writing#fanfiction#writing things#authors#author things#ao3#archive of our own#fanfic#fic#I can write prob a little faster than that but I’m a fast typist and I don’t care about typos as much as I should lol#and even then#it’s taken years to get to the stream of consciousness level where you can just start typing and not stop
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One Direction brought me to this hellsite and as much as sometimes I truly do not like it here, this place is still what I’d consider a safe space for me because it’s filled with people who just get it, when it comes to the boys and tonight I’ve seen people back on my dash I haven’t seen in months because when news like this hits this is still the main place we come to for comfort and to feel free to let out our emotions without having to explain ourselves because we all just get it.
#like 1D tumblr back in its prime was a wild ass ride but also so fun and i miss it at time but also i don’t miss the drama#but it’s nice to see that even tho some of us left we all somehow come back when we need to just let it out because we get each other#it’s a sense of family for lack of a better word but truly the ones that have been here for years know what i mean#one direction#liam payne#zayn malik#louis tomlinson#my little lanky baby#my little irish marshmallow#harry styles#niall horan
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