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Danny Is An Alternate Version Of Ra's Al Ghul And Flash Already Called Dibs On Adopting Him
Danny In All His Sleep Deprived Slightly Scuffed Up From A Fight Glory Is On His Way To Clockworks Tower To Hopefully Get A Nap And Maybe Some Homework Done When A Natural Portal Opens Up In Front Of Him And Proceeds To Unceremoniously Drop Him In The DC Verse Just Outside Of Central City Before Promptly Closing Leaving A Tired Danny Behind In A Run Down Abandoned Parking Lot.
It's Times Like This When Danny Regrets Putting Off Learning How To Make His Own Portals, Cause Now He Is Very Much Stuck For The Foreseeable Future And He Has No Idea Where Or When He Is. Luckily For Him However Central City Isn't Too Far Away, Unlucky For Him However Is That Once In The City He Realizes This Isn't His Dimension. He's Pretty Sure He'd Remember Something Called The Justice League.
So What Do You Do When Supernatural Bullshit Fails You? You Fall Back On Your Mad Scientist Roots And You Make A Portal Gun. So That's Exactly What Danny Plans To Do.
Unfortunately Staying Alive And Building Questionably Safe Portal Technology Requires Money And Supplies, So He Ends Up Wandering From City To City Doing Odd Jobs/Fixing Up Busted Tech For Cash Or Unwanted Electronics For His "Operation: Get Home" Needs. This Obviously Ends In A Few Superhero Encounter Shenanigans.
Though He Always Ends Up Back Near Central City, Both On The Off Chance The Natural Portal Will Open Up Again And Because Out Of All The Superheroes That Apparently Exist In This Universe The Speedsters Are His Favorite (Red Robin Is Solidly His Second Favorite Ever Since The Gotham Vigilante Gave Him A Large Coffee Filled With Enough Caffeine To Kill A Man).
Unbeknownst To Danny However Is That Every Hero/Vigilante He Has Encountered Has Come To At Least One Of The Following Conclusions; 1. Run Away Meta Who Is In Desperate Need Of A Good Meal/Adoption Bait. 2. Possibly Red Robin/Tim Drake Clone 3. A Good Kid But Could Possibly Be A Future Rouge If Left Unsupervised. 4. Did Bats Get A New Kid And Why Is He Here?
All Flash Knows Is That He Saw The Kid First And Therefore Has Dibs. Suck It Bruce.
Fast-forward A Few Months And Danny Gets Hurt During A Rogue Attack While Trying To Help Some Civilians Get To Safety (Old Hero Habits Die Hard (Ha Die Hard) And All That Jazz) And He Nopes Out Once Everyone Is Safe And When The Paramedics Are Busy With Other People Unaware He Left A Blood Sample Behind.
One DNA Test Brought To You By Paranoid Bat Concerns Of A Possible Red Robin Clone Later And They Find Out That Dannys DNA Matches One Ra's Al Ghul.
They Now Think Danny Is An Escaped Ra's Al Ghul Clone.
Memes For The Vibes:
#captain's posts#this has been haunting me#the flash/any of the speedsters:*exist*#danny:*can feel the speedforce on them* i like your vibe funny man#basically danny is actually an alternate version of Ra's Al Ghul and gets chucked into the dc vesrse#because natural portals are bitches hijinks ensue#and while i do love batfam adopting danny i think its very funny for flash to just yoink him while the big bad bat isn't looking#i desperately need him and tim to be besties tho specifically before they find out danny is an alternate Ra's Al Ghul#danny:*sitting in a park and tinkering with some circuitry* oh hey flash :)#flash: hey kid! great news i might be adopting a kid soon!#danny: oh really? thats cool-#flash:*holding out adoption papers and doing his best puppy eyes* its you. sign here.#danny:*vague memory of clockwork complaining about speedster pops into his mind* hmmm#danny:*deciding to be a little shit cause what else do you do when you're almost a year into being stuck in an alternate dimension* >=)#danny: sure why not? soooo full name or what?#flash:*didn't expect to get this far* uh-#i also really like danny being clockworks apprentice/time line clean upper so danny just remembers cw bitchin about the speedsters#also cause im a sucker for tim x danny...#tim:*having a crisis cause the cute meta kid he befriended/has a crush on may or may not be a vlone of Ra's Al Ghul* aaaaasaaaaaaaasaaaaaaa#dick: you okay buddy?#tim:*aggressively points at the dna match of danny to Ra's Al Ghul on the bat computer* AAAAAAAAAAAAAA#dick: Oh-#dc x dp#dp x dc#dp x dc crossover#dp x dc prompt#dpxdc
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typhlosion i drew for my friend :)
Also trying out painting and im digging it
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I hired this alligator to guilt you into giving trans people money this june
#im obsessed with her and she so might as well draw the bitch again#might do a less cynical one with her in a bit#i fought tooth and nail to get this to work tho bcgdfsbvcdf#gay#pride#trans#furry
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so called TPK enjoyers once they realize their graph paper wife is a part of the P that's supposed to get TK-ed
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#get reality checked bitch#jk jk i love taliesin#it was very funny in a very not funny moment tho#truly THE fictional couple of all times#i will stop at this one in regards of memes from this deeply disturbing moment#other ideas included pingu taliesin saying 'well now i don't want to be tpk-ed anymore!'#and the no fear 'vex'ahlia gets killed trying to save vax' one fear#although the latter wouldn't be that accurate as percy has MANY fears#anyway#as my buddy said when i sent him the screenshots#that's not taliesin that's fully percy de rolo#c3e114#percy de rolo#vex'ahlia#perc'ahlia#vox machina#cr spoilers#critical role spoilers#taliesin jaffe#4sd ep29#4sd spoilers
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I was a low verbal autistic kid that used plushies to communicate with people, and boy howdy did teachers/adults in general not like that past a certain age. Jokes on u fukkos, cool people absolutely adore seeing plushies just hangin out
#peep peep bitch#his ass does smell like gin tho#the gays are messy#literally#stop spillin ur drinks on me#shits expensive and wet#anywho#my art#autism
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Please share propaganda in the notes!
EDIT since this has breached containment! Some info on the poll as whole!
1- I'm sorry to put two bad bitches against each other. The bracket setup was randomly selected, not seeded to have equal match-ups. BUT there will be a revival round! 2- Image descriptions are in the ALT text. 3- As always, there is a real human person running these, so keep negative propaganda to a minimum in the notes. Talk up your faves as much as you want, but don't shit-talk the other option.
Thanks!
#I'm very sorry to put two bad bitches against each other#If they tie they can both move forward tho#Tie here will be within 5% of each other#tournament poll#tumblr bracket#computers
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There are two schools of thought on the locked tomb series; there are the people who took tazmuir at her word when she said gideon had a longsword and drew it as such; then there are the people who know what a longsword is and know that the thing gideon swings is at the bare minimum a fucking claymore.
#the locked tomb#tlt#gideon nav#that bitch is long and strong and broad as hell thats some type of fucking greatsword#a longsword is not that far off in weigt or length from a rapier#and you can generally one hand a longsword if you want to#whatever griddles packin is Big#not zweihander big#but big#im saying claymore in size#not necessarily in style tho
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they really just put haikyuu’s biggest baddie in this fugly yellow… furudate you WILL be dealt with
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no thoughts just These TwoTM touch-starved losers gradually evolving into the epitome of casual touching/cuddling for absolutely no reason and they probably don't even realize they're doing it lol <'3
#bitching to the bartender (affectionate)#''but how can Angel be touch starved with the job he has?'' well it's not about the Quantity of the touch but the Quality you see---#ough.. they make me so............. TTTwTTT#angelhusk#huskerdust#hazbin hotel#angel dust#husk#my art#this was just supposed to be a doodle but alas! i'm not complaining tho gjsdgjjsdg#anyways. is this also covertly a piece of my [REDACTED] agenda?? ...maybe but i'm still not ready for that yet x3c#SOMEDAY. someday i will make y'all suffer alongside me gjjfdgs but that day is not yet x'D#also screw it imma start tagging angelhusk too bc i like that one better lmfaoooooo
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soundwave : OPTIMIS : SPOTTED. HOMEWRECKER ANNIHILATION : IMMINENT. SOUNDWAVE : WILL KILL EVERYONE. WILL KILL. ALL. VENGEANCE: SHALL BE SWIFT.
Shockwave : ...down girl, down .
the rest of the decepticons : 😶😶😶😶😶😶😶
also unrelated but
look at that body . primus.
#UNGH !#love how sophisticated shockwave sounds and then theres pissed off scooby doo#soundwave#transformers#maccadam#tf es#tf earthspark#earthspark spoilers#daddy and mommy disagreeing :( u hate to see it#image of that furry cowering while his mom and dad throw bottles at each other#when u have to reel in ur partner when she sees the other bitch mom who brought brownies to the pto meeting#even tho she KNOWS u alrdy posted abt ur famous brownies on facebook and how excited u are to show them at the meeting#as THE pto mom#wavewave#tf#shockwave
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honestly every mcr song i hear i'm like yeah thats my favourite and then the next one plays and im like yeah thats my favourite and then the next one plays and im like yeah thats my favourite
#at the moment i wanna say vampire money or kill all your friends#or not to sound like a pretentious bitch but stay even tho its unreleased#its so good#killiez rambles#my chemical romance#mcr#my chem#i love my chemical romance#gerard way#ray toro#mikey way#frank iero#my chemical fucking romance#my chem romance
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Hey…. U got any games on ur phone
#lmao I love this skin ngl#it was such a bitch tho#Minecraft skin#mc skins#mc ocs#skin comms are open btw 💜 my queue is a lil full tho#butterfly chattin
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Small studies of Starscream in the Robots in Disguise 2015 design because he's literally perfect☺️☺️☺️ i want to marry him!!!
#my art#transformers#tfp#tf rid15#tf rid 2015#starscream#maccadam#maccadams#i think he would hate his tfp self so much but then his tfp self would be as scared of him as he is of megatron and that would make#rid15 starscream even more angry but also crash the Fuck out#and thats why hobo megatron should be there and be reasonable and that makes starscream crash out even more#and i want him to start crying#your life is ruined youre alone skyfire doesnt speak to you even tho he's (canonically) alive. your trine is probably dead#even your own damn self is scared of you and would rather hide behind megatron#mmmm#crash out crash out#dont get better bitch just get spiraling#😤😤😤😤I LOVE HIM!!!#HE IS MY FAVORITE FUCKED UP INDIVIDUAL#i want him to cry!!!#transformers prime#transformers robots in disguise 2015
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OH YEAH if i made you laugh or just inserted regrettable thoughts into your head against your will this year, now's a real nice time to drop a coin or two! (bc devastatingly i am also trapped in this mundane capitalist hellscape w/ the rest of u suckers)
#lemme know when ur ready to jailbreak this bitch. we could escape into a better reality like the SCP Ikea That Eats You#maybe camping permits at the Mystery Flesh Pit National Park?#ok but serious note: it's so very lovely to get tips of appreciation this time of year#emotionally it's so...significant? to realize that your silly little self made a silly little impact in another silly little person's life.#(and that maybe we AREN'T so little? (but are definitely SO SILLY) after all???)#can also make a real difference with groceries and stuff in the coming....i was gonna say year but realistically 1.5-3 weeks#still deeply appreciated tho!#anyways. will start the new year off with Offputting Animal Genitalia Posts on Jan 1 pinky swearsies#....... regrettable thoughts into your head like a parasitic botfly laying its cozy cozy egg sac...
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My Bg3 Party with the cutest barbarian and 3 pathetic guys.
#baldur's gate 3#karlach cliffgate#wyll ravengard#astarion ancunin#gale dekarios#boi I love them#pathetic is affectionate I swear#mostly#not when Gale fucks up his cantrips tho#bitch get ur magic right#Guess who Im playing as#WRONG! Im playing 4 diff campaigns ah-hah#as all 4 of them#well one is over lol#I love their interactions I can't help#they cute#and dumb#constantly recycling this party over and over#I love shart and lae too but for now Imma finish those 4#did u really read all these tags?#mycryptidart
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2 things can be true: - maximalism and detail is for cool guys - This background took me 3 hours
#anonbeadraws#digital art#sketch#wip#artists on tumblr#art#i love doing detail#i am that Bitch about it tho heheh#silly#personal
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