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PRINTER?? or brick phones :3

hi its been like 4 months enjoy

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ok so for the objectum people in the crowd:

for clarification, this transformation wouldnt have any lasting negative repercussions on the world or anything (i.e. if it's the moon the tides are still fine). if it's something like an appliance, it still retains the same functionality in some way while humanoid so you don't have to buy a new fridge or anything like that

taggin @sexiest-objects-tournament bc i dont really have a large objectum audience

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“is being in love with a building objectum if it has flesh and is sentient” debate thread closed after 2 replies

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obsessed with this cross ai thing that's making rounds on objectumtwt

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trains are extremely sexual actually, have you seen couplers????

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Just another random poll for fun :]

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top ten signs the heavy machinery likes you back

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anyone want pics of my holes?

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came home drunk last night and got way too excited to see my computer

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i should not be allowed to make fake warning signs

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my dad has this crazy ass huge camera lens so we went out during the eclipse last night and got maybe one of my favorite photos i’ve ever had a hand in taking

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maybe the real sexiest object was the blogs we booped along the way.......

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the reason i love the comparison between angels and machines (robots, transmission towers, trains, computers, etc.) is that it gets to the heart of what angels essentially are: divine machines. they’re mechanisms through with the divine is able to act, created with a purpose and “happy” to fill it simply because they were made to do so. they have more in common with a machine programmed to run on algorithms and make calculations based on input commands than they do with humanity, even if they bear a human visage - an attempt by the divine to help bridge the gap. angels do not need to be eldritch monstrosities to be terrifying, because they are already alien to us simply by being angels. for an angel to choose to deviate from their purpose and achieve free will is to fall because in order to have free will they can no longer be an angel, because an angel is defined by its purpose. much like the stories we tell of robots that gain sentence, only to discover that they can never truly be human, but neither can they go back to being a machine, angels who fall become something else entirely, purposeless and adrift and alone. it is a tragic sacrifice.