#it was our inside joke for years

[marxm-03]

Shoutout to the stinky cheese man pfp

THANK YOU HE IS A STAPLE OF MY CHILDHOOD

[book-lover85]

Stay at home dad and artist on commission Keefe

[unionizedwizard]

"ménage à trois" is an expression that EXISTS IN ENGLISH????????????? my god. my god. i am SO sorry for you guys i think having to learn how to spell AND pronounce this should count as a hate crime. that being said i'm really fond of the way 70% of sex-related terms are literally Just French Words. our sexy sexy culture of promiscuité. i remember when we were reading breakfast at tiffany's in high school english lit class at some point i raised my hand to ask our teacher how to say "voyeur" and "femme fatale" in english (it WAS relevant to the topic at hand i swear) and she just looked at me with the look of someone who's been waiting her whole life for that to happen and said with the biggest grin ever recorded in recent history "it's "voiyur" and "femfoetal". you have to do a bad american accent on purpose"

[shigussy]

i keep getting tiktoks of these younger gen z kids referencing a time they did something relating to fandom in public and now they're embarrassed by it and everytime i see one i sit there thinking over all of middle and high school and having genuinely 0 moments that i feel embarrassed by, like i definitely did a lot of shit these kids would be embarrassed by but i think these are all just really fucking funny

also photographic evidence of the kinda kid i was. these are from 2014/15 when i was in 8th grade

-desolation row one shot(still on wattpad gerard way/reader smut)

-twerk it on (mcr crack fanfic no longer on wattpad but i have another fic in my library called twerking in taco bell which definitely ALSO used for my reading log)

-frank iero must die(a serial killer/assassin frerard fic, still on wattpad)

-hair (really vague maybe a phanfic? nowhere in my wattpad library rip)

my binder i used in 7th grade i had a blue one that looked pretty similar to this for 8th grade but idk where it went, also the parts i scribbled out are my full legal name i had written on it. i wrote it normally and then the big spot is where i wrote my name REALLY BIG in elysian code from the vladimir tod books. also the lines are from when i used an exacto knife to cut up some papers and forgot that my binder was underneath

in conclusion yall can now see why im so shameless about talking about shigaraki the way i do

[psalmsofpsychosis]

good morning i'm normal about him

[chussyracing]

thank you @presdestigatto for tagging me 😚

tagging @balaclavacharles @never-looked-so-good @ferrariprince16 @dobbiamo-capire @charlescherie @caffeinatedlovergirl @debushit and anyone who would like to do this - you are legally obliged to say i was the one to force you to do it

[londonfog-chan]

… So what I’m hearing is I could canonically in a reader insert fiction tell Eddie Munson “get off me I can’t hear” because I heard the absolute banger “Everyone Knows That AKA Ulterior Motives” while we were getting our freak on watching a crappy copy of the 1986 adult film “Angels of Passion.”?????

[jadelemonadee]

to the one friend who stayed after everyone else in the friend group drifted away from me i love you so much ☹️

[thatbuddie]

you seriously cannot make this up: you have people reblogging fic featuring a racist character as half of the main ship in the morning then trying to give morality lessons in the evening by calling others homophobic over a joke.

THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE, BABES.

[polarisbibliotheque]

Well, well, two things I am loving about Dracula Daily today.

1 - Jonathan REALLY does what every sensible character in a horror story should do: freaks out when he realizes he is a prisioner rather than a guest, sits down, thinks carefully and decides to fool the Count pretending he still knows nothing while he gets to the bottom of what's going on.

Good for you, Jonathan, my friend. Mina certainly chose one hell of a smart man.

No, being a lawyer doesn't automatically make you smart, sorry

2 - I could listen to the Count telling the history of Transylvania and his people, his lineage, his blood for all eternity.

Dracula, please, do kidnap me so I can take care of your books, your library and listen to you rambling about battles of old until the sun rises on the horizon - thank you.

[keeps-ache]

okay i'm out of evil mode. peace love and a little bit of still-tired on planet earth lol 🧃

[thecedarchronicle]

as someone in the pining phase of childhood friends to lovers I do NOT recommend. 0/10 overrated

[purplequay]

ohhhhhhh my god. i was there. i was there

[mochela]

uhgg coworkers dinner tomorrow. they decided to go in a place thats like 30m by car from mine (we live in a pretty small city and im in a town connected to it so it's not that little time. most places would took me 15m at max. so i cant even ride a bike) and i dont have a car because we have 1 in family and it broke. so im gonna have to ask one of them to. give me a ride 🙂 but i dont want to say no. i have to grind the "good workplace enviroment" because if i dont it wont ever feel *okay* to work.

i was talking with my brother and he was complaining about the daughter of the owner of his job. he said he doesnt like her because "she's lunatic, one day she's your best friend, one day she doesnt even talk to you" and i realized im probably that one person at work. i talk when i want which is not every time.

is it that bad in the eyes of the majority of people?? i never really realized it. i even though that it was good that sometimes we talk because i wouldnt talk to them like. ever. theyre so so bland and talk about boys, ibiza, clubbing or shitalking people they know (and i dont). i tried to make friends so i ask aboht them about these things and listening. i talk about me too. but i really dont care. its not a friendship that gives me anything excpt for not feeling like highschool freak when we work.

i dont get it. what do this kind of people want? they dont include you in their talk but if you dont force yourself in them youre a lunatic. so you either suffer from being excluded or suffer from looking desperate to talk to them

this rly brings me back to highschool. uhg. i havent experienced this in a few years because i guess i surrounded myself with people way different from them. good

[the-voice-of-night-vale]

social anxiety can be really funny in retrospect bc it will have you saying shit like 'is it weird to call a doctor's office and schedule an appointment?"with 100% sincerity and panicking about it as if that's not the silliest thing in the world

[euclydya]

4 18 and 25 for the plural game if you want to

this got longggg FBCJCJ

Are there any activities your system members like to do together? Collective hobbies? Talk about those!

Yes!! We enjoy gaming & drawing together usually! Uhhhh We also have some YouTubers we like watching together collectively IIRC but usually it's gaming & drawing.

Are there differences between systemmates surrounding sensory things? (For example, one person likes the taste of one food and another doesn’t.)

OH DEFINITELY LMAO there's foods a lot of us can eat that we Absolutely Cannot if Encyclo is Anywhere Near Front bc it just. Hates The Textures & Tastes So Much. And A few of us in the roster rn like Perception & Suggestion have roles that are just "Find This Specific Sensory Imput RIGHT NOW or so help me god" and we're like Why. Why do you fuckign want this. [lighthearted]

Like fr example. Perception's biggest front trigger is almost scalding hot water* & if our weighted blanket didn't have a hole in it Suggestion would probably front way more often & be able to without burning through so many spoons LMAO

[*WE DON'T KNOW WHY THIS IS we asked and it's not a self harm thing it's a "OOOOO the textures :))" thing SHE'S FINE LMAO]

What is something you wish singlets knew about plurality?

YES!!!!!!! OH MY GOD OKAY SO:

Fictives are not your blorbos™

we had the whole "omg you're [character]!!!! You're so cool Can we be besties can we date can we XYZ I only care about you btw" weirdness happen to us at LEAST once but that was yearssss ago luckily. Like. Just before our source even existed I think LMFAO

But yeah it's fucked up like Hello just because the brain introjected a bitch from media does not mean we r the same. At all. And this can be a blessing and a curse tbh like dude if our Harry acted even remotely similar to how he does in-game & he fronted often then like NOBODY WOULD WANT TO TALK TO US but I digress Sorry if that's mean We just woke up it's 2:30. in the morning. BUT ANYWAYS!!

Fictives are our own damn people we can (and DO!) grow and change & learn and quite often! Differ from source HEAVILY! But also y'know. Shout out to those who Don't change much or at all from their source cuz we've ALSO got a lotta fuckers like that here too tbh I'M GETTING OFF TOPICjfjdkskzd

It's just. So uncomfortable for us personally lmao. But also shoutout to the few people we've met who Tried doing that & were like "Understandable have a nice day" & learned & were Niceys abt things when we told them No. like. thank u 4 having common senseJFFJJSF

-PT