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Propaganda Illustrator: Gintas Galvanauskas

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I made this for a friend but in my heart I knew there would be more of us.

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hi

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Americans genuinely cannot comprehend how seriously Europeans take partying. I didn't comprehend it until I was there, and able to observe how all European infrastructure is built around supporting the public right to cross three national borders to go to an illegal rave in a world war ii ruin while chain-smoking and drinking Club Mate. this sounds like a joke but I'm not kidding Europeans never mention it because to them it's normal, Americans never mention it because we can't conceive of a world where bars don't bodily throw you out the front doors at 1:45am to drive home drunk (the busses stopped running at 10pm and there are no trains) because if they don't they will be fined millions of dollars by the city and raided by police for violating the municipal Gay in Public ordinance which persists on the books of the "most progressive city in the country"

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i love to read a character's stoicism as awkwardness. yeah your posture is great and you're mysteriously surveying the scene but it's because you're stiff af and don't know how to approach anyone, right?

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zenos and 300 chicken nuggets

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the way some people talk about g’raha post-shb is so mind-boggling to me. like never before have i seen people constantly and consistently try and attribute the supposed catastrophic derailment of a character’s personality to a twenty second scene of them eating a burger .

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Until our friend returns, I will hold the line.

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Garleans think they're so cool but they've got names like Penis las Vegas

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ffxiv fandom has me saying things i dont even agree with because i dont want to agree with the popular opinion

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being in love is great except for Oh God The Hog

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okay final fantasy xiv fandom i have a serious question

and it requires the very scientific method of polling a specific subset of fandom

if you really want to go nuts with your justification please do. it will add to my enjoyment.

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more pyaari everyone say hi to pyaari

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as a pink lover. The ""universal""" hatred of the color pink by young girls is due to the heavy expectation of femininity forced on them. It is an expression of frustration at gender roles. It is not internalized misogyny. No you will not inevitably start liking pink as an adult and if you do that is not healing your inner divine feminine or whatever we're saying now. Its a color. 😁👍

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thinking david corenswet is hot is the most embarrassing reputation ruining annoying thing I could have done tbh like ohhh my god really? tall big muscles dark hair and blue eyes kind man is hot? god fucking really. are you fucking stupid I hate myself. oh you think superman is hot? fucking superman? groundbreaking type shit going on here oh my god he’s tall should we tell everyone he’s tall and his jaw is nice wow she thinks the attractive man is attractive. you and everyone else. is pizza your favorite food too. fuck you. everyone look at her she thinks SUPERMAN is hot boundaries are really being pushed over here should we get her a medal because she thinks Mr Smile is easy on the eyes. “hear me out” and it’s a fucking marching band. should we call people magazine. vanilla. I DISGUST myself. summer blockbuster. I should be killed

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what's up with writers makign their troublemaker characters grow up to be cops instead of like. social workers