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Nobody Here Can Stop Us
Pairing: Soobin x female reader
Genre: Smut
Word count: 2491
Warnings: Prince AU (that makes no sense really lol), masturbation (male), begging, handjob, blowjob, switch Soobin, switch reader, Soobin comes on her face, fingering, praise, nipple play, teasing, riding, hint of a bulge kink, exhibitionism, slight degradation, slight possessiveness, unprotected sex
Itâs not that Soobin is stupid, far from it actually. But the Queen had insisted as soon as he was old enough that the King appoint their second eldest child with an advisor to help him navigate the political world. The King heavily favored the crown prince, Yeonjun, and the Queen did not want her son to fall out of favor for the son of a concubine. And lucky for you, youâd been chosen for the job.
Youâd been by Soobinâs side since he was thirteen, teaching him the rules and etiquette of the court. Not much older than him, the two of you essentially grew up together, of course a little faster than either of you would have liked. But at least you were in it together.
Currently, Soobin sits in his office, eyebrows drawn together as he studies a map of some mountains in the southern region. His younger brother, Beomgyu, had discovered some desirable mineral resources there and suggested an expedition to investigate the viability of mining them for the kingdom. Soobin was the deciding factor, being in charge of the reserve soldiers.
You sit on the window perch, twirling your quill absentmindedly. How long does one need to study a map, anyway? You glance towards the desk with a slight frown, boredom creeping up with each passing second.
âHave you made your decision yet?â you huff, standing up and walking over to the princeâs desk. Soobin lifts his head, the frown lines on his face smoothing out as he grins at you. You ignore the little jump in your heartbeat, waiting for his response.
âIâm not sure. The minerals might be worthwhile, but the mountain path likely hasnât been cleared for several years and it might be dangerous to travel on. I donât want any of the reserve soldiers to get injured unnecessarily, after all.â
You smile, proud of your prince for thinking so thoroughly through the options. Heâs come a long way from when you first joined him, back when he was just a naive prince from a rich and noble family. Now he thought of all his subjects equally, worried about them like they were his own flesh and blood. He made for a good leader.
You lean against the desk beside him, reaching out to smooth down a stray hair on his head. Soobin turns his chair towards you and tugs at your hand, making you step closer until youâre right between his spread legs.
âWhat do you think, my dear advisor?â he whispers, resting his hands on your hips. You pretend to think about it as he pulls you into his lap, the hard press of his cock against your ass almost distracting you.
âI think you should approve the expedition,â you tell him, one hand trailing down his chest. His shirt is unbuttoned a bit due to the summer air, so he shivers at your touch. âBut only allow half of the reserve soldiers to go. That way, if there are any injuries, it wonât totally wipe out the entire army.â
Soobin nuzzles his head against your stomach, sighing deeply. âI knew youâd have a solution,â he says, looking up at you like you hung the moon yourself. âMy pretty and sweet advisor always knows the right answer.â
You giggle at his words as he starts to undo his trousers, pushing them down to his ankles. Itâs filthy that heâs bare from the waist down inside his office, where just about anyone could walk in and see you two. But it doesnât stop the arousal from swirling deep in your belly, especially when he wraps a hand around his cock and starts tugging it.
âDo you want some help with that?â you purr, eyes fixed on the precum dribbling from his pink tip. Soobin seems a little distracted, biting his lip as he groans out loud.
âPlease,â he begs quietly, and youâre on your knees before him in a second. You push his hand away and wrap your own around him, ignoring his needy whine in favor of licking his cockhead. You take him deeper into your mouth, your hand stroking the part that doesnât fit. Your jaw is already spread so wide you know it will ache tomorrow, but itâs a small price to pay when you get to see the prince like this.
âMore,â he urges, reaching down to grab your hair. You glare up at him until he releases you, pulling off of his dick with a frown.
âDid you forget Iâm in charge now?â you ask, squeezing the base of his shaft a little too roughly. He whimpers, head shaking back and forth quickly. âThatâs what I thought.â
You take him back into your mouth again, all the way down your throat this time. You swallow around the prince, your hand cupping and squeezing his balls as he moans endlessly. His thighs start to tremble and you know that heâs close, so you hum around him to help him finish.
âIâm-â he huffs with effort, hand reaching out for you but stopping himself just in time. âGonna cum!â
You grin, pulling back off him. You jerk him fast and hard over your open mouth, and after a few seconds, hot white fluid splashes against your tongue. It also lands on your cheeks and chin, some even getting on your tunic. At least thatâs white, you think to yourself.
Soobin looks down at you, fucked out expression making your panties even wetter than they already are. You stand up, licking the cum off your face and grinning.
âCome here,â he rasps, your eyebrows raising. âPlease.â
You obey him for once, allowing him to untie your trousers and push them to the floor. You step out of them easily and he grabs your ass in his hands, bringing you closer. He nuzzles his face against your clothed pussy, sighing contentedly as he breathes in the scent of your arousal. You watch him carefully to see what heâll do, not used to letting him have control like this.
âCan you sit in my lap?â the prince asks you, head tilting up to meet your eyes. He looks so innocent while asking for such a dirty thing; it makes your head spin. You nod carefully, and Soobin wastes no time removing your soaked underwear for you.
Taking your hand in his, he guides you onto his lap. The feeling of his bare cock against your folds is new; the two of you have fooled around before, but this is the first time youâve gone this far together. He feels warm.
âIâve waited so long for this,â he tells you, moving some hair away from your forehead. The humidity is getting to you now, the fabric of your tunic sticking to your skin.
âReally?â You cock your head to the side, adjusting yourself in the princeâs lap. His groan leaves you giggling, until he reaches beneath your tunic and swipes his long fingers through your wetness. âOh.â
Soobin snickers at your change in demeanor. âYeah, oh. Your pussyâs been waiting too, it seems.â
You want to put him back in his place, but itâs hard to take control when heâs stroking you so good. His fingertips are slightly rough from his years of archery, but they feel nice touching you like this. You donât want him to stop.
âAre you going to be a good girl for me?â he whispers, sliding his other hand up your tunic until heâs got a nipple between his fingertips. You donât know where he learned female anatomy from, because it certainly wasnât you, and now youâre at the mercy of whatever skills heâs picked up.
âYes,â you agree, arching into his touch. The prince grins wickedly, another expression you arenât used to seeing on him. You like it, though.
Soobin pulls his fingers away from your pussy, ignoring your whines. He cups a hand around the back of your neck and brings you down for a kiss, tongue pressing past your lips almost immediately. You moan into his mouth as he pinches your nipple, rolling your hips against his lap.
âSit on it for me,â he whispers as he pulls away. You choke a bit on his words, but you waste no time in positioning yourself above his cock. He rubs the head through your wet folds, then over your clit, teasing you by dipping the tip inside before pulling back.
Getting impatient, you grab his shaft yourself and sink down onto him. The moan he lets out is guttural, and you almost worry for a second that the guards posted outside of his office have heard you.
âMy advisor looks so pretty sitting on my cock,â the prince coos as he looks up at you. His hands tug at the edge of your tunic, pushing it up until he can see where heâs buried inside your cunt. âYouâre so full of me, you know?â
You do know. Soobinâs cock stretches you out, more than your own fingers ever have. Itâs to be expected, but it still leaves you in awe. You touch your stomach gently, feeling where his cockhead is. It makes you shudder in anticipation.
âRide it,â he commands you, grabbing your hips. You donât know when the dynamic changed between you, but once again you find yourself obeying his orders. You lift your hips up, leaving just the head inside you before sinking back down, a loud moan escaping your lips.
âFuck,â you whisper, unable to resist grinding your clit against his pelvis. Soobin laughs at your desperation, but doesnât stop you. Itâs so hot to see you need him in this way, so against your normal calm and collected persona. It turns him on even more.
âYouâre doing great,â he tells you, watching as you lift yourself up again. âTaking me so well.â You sink down faster this time, crying out when his cockhead hits your cervix a little too roughly.
âOh my god,â you moan, laying your sweaty forehead against his shoulder. You ride him shallowly for a few seconds, your walls fluttering around his cock. Youâre so lost in pleasure that you miss the knock on his office door, your face contorting in shock when the crown prince strolls into the room.
Soobin, to his credit, quickly spins the chair so youâre facing away from Yeonjun. Your cheeks flush as you try to scramble off his lap, but the second prince grips your hips tightly, keeping his cock buried in your cunt. Yeonjun chuckles from across the room, leaning against a bookshelf as he meets your eyes over his brotherâs shoulder.
âAh, I didnât think you were such a slut, brother,â he teases, though you understand the words are actually meant for you. Youâve never really interacted much with the crown prince, seeing as you were Soobinâs advisor, so youâre embarrassed to find yourself dripping just from his words. Soobin notices too, smirking to himself as he feels your juices oozing around his cock.
âMaybe you should wait for a response after you knock, rather than just barging in here,â Soobin scolds him. Heâs moving you slowly in his lap, but thereâs no way Yeonjun doesnât know whatâs going on. Heâs staring right at you; he sees every roll of your eyes as his brother fucks up into you.
Itâs wrong - itâs so filthy - but it still doesnât stop you from moaning, your eyes falling shut from the pleasure of being fucked open and watched.
âFuck, thatâs hot,â Yeonjun groans, snaking a hand into his trousers. You wish you could see him stroking his cock, but you already have two of the three princes in the room offering you different kinds of pleasure. You shouldnât get too greedy.
âYou like that heâs watching us?â Soobin whispers into your ear. You can only nod, your arms loosely hanging around his neck. Heâs doing all of the work now, you having slumped in his lap to watch Yeonjun. âYou should give him a better show than that, baby.â
Heâs not wrong, you decide, bracing yourself on his thighs. You start riding Soobin once more, but you keep your eyes locked on the crown prince, mouth watering as you notice the wet spot forming on the front of his trousers.
âYeonjun,â you purr, too turned on to worry about the implications of dropping his title. He pushes off the bookcase and comes closer, stopping at the other side of the desk.
âTurn the chair around,â he rasps, and surprisingly, Soobin listens to him. Your tunic is still pushed up over your hips, exposing your ass to the crown prince. He sighs deeply, drinking in the view before him.
âLike what you see?â you tease, glancing over your shoulder. Itâs obvious he does, judging by the hiss he lets out as he jerks his cock faster.
Soobin grabs your head and brings you in for a kiss, thrusting up into you roughly. Heâs getting tired of being forgotten when heâs the one with his cock buried inside you right now. His older brother gets everything, but youâre his advisor, and right now, his cocksleeve. He wonât lose you to Yeonjun as well.
âShit,â you hiss, clenching your pussy around the second princeâs cock. âGonna cum if you keep that up, Soob.â
Yeonjun barks out a laugh at the pet name, but the two of you are actively ignoring him now. Itâs hard to pay attention when Soobin is licking into your mouth, his fingers sliding between you to pinch your clit.
âGo ahead and cum around me,â he tells you with a smirk. âShow Yeonjun who you belong to.â
You collapse against his chest as your orgasm hits, your body trembling. It shocks you that it only took two sentences to bring you over the edge, even more so that Soobin could deliver them so well. Your pulsating walls drag the second prince over the edge as well, spilling his hot load inside of your pussy.
By the time you come down, you remember Yeonjun is in the room as well. You glance over your shoulder only to bite back a laugh; the crown prince, next in line to the throne, has come in his pants.
The older prince glowers at you. You might have found it threatening before, but now heâs just a young man thatâs gotten off to youâŚwell, getting off. Soobin hooks his chin over your shoulder and grins lopsidedly at his brother; heâs finally won against him, and it feels better than any political victory ever could.
âIâll leave you two alone,â he grumbles, untucking his tunic to try and cover his embarrassment. When the door clicks shut behind him, Soobin plants a wet kiss on your cheek.
âMy beautiful, perfect, sexy advisor,â he coos, peppering kisses all over your face. You try to squirm away, but his arms are like steel around your waist. âYouâre not going anywhere yet, baby.â
#txt smut#soobin smut#soobin x reader#soobin fic#soobin imagine#txt fic#hello i guess my brain produced this#it was for a friend lol#my fics#300
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watching bridgerton and obviously there were a lot of things wrong with the way socializing has worked in the past, but honestly the idea of a "calling hour" is so appealing. office hours for friendship. you can show up unannounced at my home between 1 and 3pm. you must leave by 3pm. I may give you a pastry. lets bring that back
#bridgerton#lauren says things#i know the calling hour is for romantic prospects#(at least in bridgerton)#but there IS something to be said for having social rules! I like it to an extent!#no I don't have a panic disorder rooted in social anxiety why are you asking me that#and tbf one CAN just do this!#but working out social contracts with friends is hard and scary lol
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If my mom sees a significant amount of blood she gets lightheaded, and has fainted on some occasions. Once it happened when we were kids, I wasn't there to witness it but I heard the story from my dad. Basically my brothers, around 7 or 8 at the time, were playing outside while my mom was making their lunch, and she accidentally cut her finger. It wasn't anything serious, but it drew a fair bit of blood and she passed out. My dad saw this and rushed over, but he didn't really know what to do so he just sort of started slapping her to wake her up (not recommended, but he had no idea and panicked)
At that exact moment my brothers both came in from playing, and all they saw was our mom unconscious on the floor and our dad slapping her. So, like, without even saying a word to each other they both just INSTANTLY start whaling on him, like, full blown attack mode to defend our mom. Which obviously didn't help the situation, but she did wake up and everything was fine.
Now our dad says that he's actually really glad they attacked him over what they thought was going on, because it means he raised good boys. And I still think that's true, they're very good boys.
#i think about this story sometimes like yeah I'm proud of them for that too actually. good job baby brothers#they're not babies anymore of course they're turning 20 next year which is crazy#but they're still the type of people who'd do something if they saw something of this sort happen for sure#respectful of women and everyone else too. they're good guys#I'm glad I ended up with them living in my house against my will for like 14 years#anyway i have no idea where i was for all this but my best guess is probably a friends house given the time period#i was always at my besties house lol#i hope she's doing well too actually. haven't spoken in forever...#bestie from greek elementary school... if you're out there... let's get muffins and fanta at the bakery across the street again someday đâŽď¸
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bi 4 bi percabeth,,,,, đđ
#this is so deeply unserious iâm sorry#been cooking this up in my head for weeks now#based on a conversation i had with a friend whoâs also a bi 4 bi percabeth truther#for some reason the post button isnât working on my phone so iâm typing these tags out on my ipad like a loser#not sure i like the colors but that seems to be me with all the stuff i make rn lol#my art#fan art#artists on tumblr#percy jackson#pjo#percabeth#annabeth chase#riordanverse#hoo#heroes of olympus#bisexual#bi 4 bi percabeth#percabeth fanart
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i got rickrolled today but it didn't work because i have adblocker installed, so youtube just told me i violated the terms of service. yesterday i was trying to edit a picture as a joke for my girlfriend, and google made me check a box to prove i'm human because i wasn't "searching normally".
it isn't just that capitalism is killing fun and whimsy, it is that any element of entertainment or joy is being fed upon by this mosquito body, one that will suck you dry at any vulnerability.
do you want to meet new friends in your city? download this app, visit our website, sign up for our email list. pay for this class on making a terrarium, on candlemaking, on cooking. it will be 90 dollars a session. you can go to group fitness, but only under our specific gym membership. solve the puzzle, sign up for our puzzle-of-the-month-club. what is a club if not just a paid opportunity - you are all paying for the same thing, which makes you a community.
but you're like me, i know it - you're careful, you try the library meetings and the stuff at the local school and all of that. the problem is that you kind of want really specific opportunities that used to exist. you are so grateful for libraries and the publicly-funded things: they are, however, an exception - and everything they have, they've fought tooth-and-nail to protect. you read a headline about how in many other states, libraries have virtually nothing left.
do you want to meet up with your friends afterwards? gift your friends the discord app. you can choose to go to a cafe (buy a coffee, at least), a bar (money, alcohol) or you can all stay in and catch a movie (streaming) or you can all stay in bed (rent. don't get me started) and scream (noise complaint. ticket at least).
you want to read a new book, but the book has to have 124 buzzwords from tiktok readers that are, like, weirdly horny. you can purchase this audiobook on audible! your podcast isn't on spotify, it's on its own server, pay for a different site. fuck, at least you're supporting artists you like. the art museum just raised their ticket price. once, they had a temporary exhibit that acknowledged that ~85% of their permanent art galleries were from cis white men, and that they had thousands of works by women (even famous women, like frida! georgia o'keefe!) just rotting in their basement. that exhibit lasted for 3 months and then they put everything away again.
walmart proudly supports this strip of land by the street! here are some flowers with wilting leaves. its employees have to pay out-of-pocket for their uniforms. my friend once got fined by the city because she organized a community pick-up of the riverfront, which was technically private property.
no, you cannot afford to take that dance class, neither can i. by the way - i'm a teacher. i'm absolutely not saying "educators shouldn't be paid fairly." i'm saying that when i taught classes, renting a studio went from 20 bucks an hour to 180 in the span of 6 months. no significant changes to the studio were made, except they now list the place as updated and friendly. the heat still doesn't work in the building. i have literally never seen the landlord who ignores my emails. recently they've been renting it out at night as an "unusual nightclub; a once-in-a-lifetime close-knit party." they spent some of those 180 dollars on LEDs and called it renovating. the high heels they invite in have been ruining the marley.
do you want to experience the old internet? do you want to play flash games or get back the temporary joy of club penguin? you can, you just need to pay for it. i have a weird, neurodivergent obsession with occasionally checking in to watch the downfall and NFT-ification of neopets. if i'm honest with you all - i never got into webkins, my family didn't have the money to buy me a pointless elephant. people forget that "being poor" can mean literally "if i buy you that toy, i can't afford rent."
you and i don't have time to make good food, and we don't have the budget for it. we are not gonna be able to host dinner parties, we're not made of money, kid. do you want some kind of 3rd space? a space that isn't home or work or school? you could try being online, but - what places actually exist for you? tiktok counts as social media because you see other people on it, not because they actually talk to you.
there was a local winter tradition of sledding down the hill at my school. kids would use pizza boxes and jackets and whatever worked, howling and laughing. back in september, they made a big announcement that this time, rules were changing, and everyone must pay 10 dollars to participate. when im not scared shitless, i kind of appreciate the environmental irony - it hasn't gone below 40. so much for snow & joyriding.
i saw a bulletin for a local dogwalking group and, nervous about making a good first impression, showed up early. the first guy there grimaced at me. "sorry," he said. "there's a 30-dollar buy-in fee." i thought he was joking. wait. for what? the group doesn't offer anything except friendship and people with whom to walk around the city.
he didn't know the answer. just shrugged at me. "you know," he said. "these days, everything costs money."
#spilled ink#warm up#âwhy did u tag it warm upâ bc i wrote it off the cuff while drinkin coffee lol#btw the 30 dollar buy in for the dog walking is bc they pay the organizer a small pittance so she can#run fb ads and stuff and like she does put in a lot of work i don't mind paying her#but that's exactly what im fucking talking about like.#ppl can't afford to volunteer their time anymore and we all understand it!!! everything costs money for everyone!#like we didn't have to use to say ''do you mind paying me back for the stuff we ate''#we used to be able to afford to feed our friends once in a while!!!
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Guys I don't think this kindly stranger is all that nice But yeah, if Medic confessed about stealing their souls in the next pages I don't think anyone would really care
Based on this post thread
#team fortress 2#tf2#god i gotta tag everybody#miss pauling#tf2 medic#tf2 heavy#tf2 demoman#tf2 sniper#tf2 scout#tf2 spy#tf2 engineer#tf2 zhanna#tf2 pyro#tf2 soldier#I think tumblrs gonna absolutely eat the quality of that first image huh#but yeah I dont think we have to look for how to justify stealing souls of his coworkers/friends lol#its tf2#i dont think any of them care#Miss pauling might but thats cuz shes given hers to Helen
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identity reveals are always fun
#batcave search history that night: friend has no name. atlantis naming conventions. atlantian names. r there birth certificates in atlantis#theyre so fun to draw guys im sick with it#also: everyone thinking 'But his name is Garth'#I know that and YOU know that but he doesn't until like..... a few years later. canonically#Unnamed Youth 'Aqualad' No Last Name#and arthur does call him both minnow and tadpole so wally n dick r both right in their own ways#and for ppl who really dont know. garth was abandoned as an infant and didnt hang w anyone until arthur took him in lol. what a life#and arthur girl...... was aqualad the best and only u could do#teen titans#fab five#donna troy#wally west#dick grayson#garth of shayeris#roy harper#dc#dc comics#my art#everyone hangin by the salt water pool so garth can hang w them :]
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Tim: Who suffers more, God or us?
Jason: God will suffer when I get there
Dick: And that's why he won't let you die for real
Jason: Cursed with immortality? Outrageous...
Tim: Or cursed to spend your other life in the limbo
Jason: I'm banned from Hell too??
#dc#batman#batkids#tim drake#jason todd#dick grayson#red robin#robin#red hood#nightwing#incorrect batfamily quotes#batfam incorrect quotes#batfam#batfamily#source: me and my friends doing an assignment lol
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It's Make a Terrible Comic Day
#makeaterriblecomicday2024#my surgery's on friday lol#I've been largely absent because it turns out making arrangements for a surgery takes up a lot of time and energy#including setting up an entire guest room so a friend can come help out because we've been putting that off forever#hope you've all been well#also should this be tagged?#like with#surgery mention#or something
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i think my favourite part of the ratfish episodes are the fact that it's the most accurate portrayal of friendship i can think of. here's all your friends but they're anonymous, make each other laugh. it's always one specific thing that would make no one else bat an eye that makes you get made by someone else. katie made a joke about anti-depressants and immediately got clocked by rekha. zac mentioned publix and grant went "that's zac." grant chose a bette midler song and ally went "gay ass. probably grant." zac didn't get any vibes at all from steven and realised he knows his friends better than this. i do not know this person in real life.
#you know what it is. youd know it with your friends too. they say one specific thing and you go yeah thats x lol#we couldve guessed them because of their jokes n references we know of as celebrities but what they got clocked bywas UNINTELLIGIBLE for us#game changer#the ratfish#zac oyama#ally beardsley#grant o'brien#rekha shankar#katie marovitch#brennan lee mulligan#jess ross#sam reich
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I bet sour lemons are alien to him in the land of sweets đ
Also have silly bonus from aggie :]c
Max Jax? Max Jax.
#poor Gummigoo LOL#lineless artstyle is hard oh my god#but I nailed it đ#one of friends who was in aggie was sobbing of laughter at Max Jax LMAOOO#so I'm posting Max Jax here as well for sillies <3#tadc#the amazing digital circus#tadc jax#jax#tadc gummigoo#gummigoo#tadc fanart#lemon#bashzzey arts
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Can we talk about the kind of woman Applejack attracts.
#SHE JUST WANTS TO DO CHORES#pony posting#THERE ARE BEAUTIFUL WOMEN IN THE AREA#THAT DESIRE HER CARNALLY#my little pony#everyone wants Applejack is such a fun trope#mlp#applejack#rarity#autumn blaze#mlp fim#countess coloratura#rara#cherry jubilee#mlp gen 4#mlp fanart#friendship is magic#I don't even know the name of these ships dfhbdh#I will not hear arguments that Autumn blaze does not classify as a beautiful woman. she's a mythical being#tortured by thirst lol#so fucking funny.#Rara's âchildhood friends that grew UPâ thing is so funny.#rarijack is peak but I think its funny that theres more beautiful women into her.
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Sloppy comic based on me and my friends conversation on my bday last week đ𼳠this is pretty much verbatim hahaha
#when u have a high charisma stat but youâre aro/ace#My friend did that exact reaction that Angel does (sans two extra arms haha) These guys make the best lil dolls for re-enacting reality#also deadass did not know I was coming out to them bout that!?#I thought they been knew but came to find out they thought I was the hit it n quit type (no shade)#with the way I be acting in the club lol#hazbin hotel#alastor#hazbin hotel fanart#my doods#chaggie#angel dust#cherri bomb#sir pentious
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noooo dont tug on my carabiner that's an erogenous zone
#based on my friend jokingly pulling on mine earlier LOL like bro thats basically a part of my body#lesbian#butch lesbian#lesbian yearning#butch4butch#nblw#nblw yearning#butch4both#butch fashion#butchfemme#butch#dyke#masc lesbian#carabiner#butch4femme#femme bait#txt#q
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