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fluent-in-lesbianism · 1 month ago

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I took a 6yo boy to his placement and as soon as I got him situated in the back he saw my SpongeBob driver’s license air freshener hanging on my rearview mirror. He asked if that’s really SpongeBob’s driver’s license and I said yeah it’s real. Then he asked where I got it if SpongeBob’s underwater so I told him I wore a helmet like Sandy and stole it from SpongeBob when he slept, and without missing a beat he goes “That’s identity fraud”

#kids are probably the funniest people on the planet #I love working with them #we spent the rest of the ride singing the SpongeBob theme song #and he did an almost perfect impersonation of the French guy #whenever I’d say we’re almost there he’d go ‘2 years later’#he was a whole hoot and a half

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crow-caller · 8 months ago

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as a child there's nothing cooler than a kid who gets subjected to evil experiments and gains special abilities. it's even cooler if these abilities also cause unfathomable suffering to use/against others. children love stories like this.

#I'm talking about max ride flatmate is watching spy x family #reminiscing on my multiple stories and ocs about this like truly #I think this might not be as universal as i think but if you liked max ride it probably was. my main oc as a tiny child was #a girl who grew up to be an unethical scientist who loved experimenting on humans and children. she could turn into a flying purple wolf bt #maximum ride

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 3 months ago

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I love you Safety Wizard.

(Inspired by @keroascrazy)

#safety wizard #wizard #Tumblr wants me to use the wizardposting tag so badly and I'm tempted. It's a good tag.#Shout out to stackedbirds for sending me the safety wizard post. Beloved mutual and beloved supplier of good wizard posts.#I will make it an open secret that I love me some good goofy wizards.#Safety Wizard has a special pizzazz that just gets the gears turning.#I like to imagine Safety Wizard began their studies as a traffic wizard. Then took some courses in roadside hazard magic.#This sparked an interest in safety magic and resulted in an eventual change of major - but the outfit stayed true to their roots.#All that said and done; The original costume is really good and I hope OP keeps up the good wizarding work.#Remember that distracted driving is extremely dangerous. Do not drive tired or in altered states of awareness.#It is always morally correct to call a friend of ride service if you have even the smallest doubt you will be a safe driver.#And *please* wear proper PPE on your job site. Do not put yourself or other's at risk!

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notrobinsomethingworse · 4 months ago

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Dick (Nightwing) and Jason (Robin) stare at Bruce. One sports pleading eyes, the other a shit eating grin. There’s a child between them with black hair and blue eyes.

Bruce, he doesn’t know what’s happening but he doesn’t like it: No.

Dick, grinning: He’s our younger brother now.

Jason, nodding seriously: You’re not gonna take him from us.

Tim, got kidnapped while taking photos of patrol, just happy to be there: Where’s the Batcave?

Bruce: what.

Dick, grinning wider: He’s ours now.

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virrien · 5 months ago

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take me back to the duty free pls I want to buy moreeee !!

#smth abt seeing fellow students crowd the counters and do silly hijinks inside the store lmao #i saw half of a bus that was with us put all of their stuff in one basket till it was filled to the brim #people shopped like they were overseas workers buying souvenirs for their families #it was giving balikbayan boxes and ofws (iykyk)#my science teacher has his cart filled up with boxes of ferrero rocher and other chocolates #it was craycray because everything his cart had inside was chocolates #ppl shopped like it was their last day on earth #also fuck the ppl who emptied the dried mango shelves cuz how tff? are u guys maniacs or smth ??#anyways i shouldve bought more #it was a ride and i loved it

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saturnvs · 7 months ago

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stjärnfall / falling stars

#horse #horses #horse art #illustration #stars #art #my art #this took a different turn than originally intended but ahh .... i love it...#tumblr user saturnvs loooooves to draw a herd of horses galloping against a dark background #i like to think of this as a herd of horses at a riding school .. ordinary in the daylight and running with the stars at night

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jaemongus · 3 months ago

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my beautiful horse girls

#save a horse RIDE A COWBOY #gay cowboys #that tag literally came by itself?#i love clarks face god #superbat #superman #clark kent #kal el #batman #bruce wayne #dc #dcu #dc universe #digital art #jaemongusart

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maibeloved · 8 months ago

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Guess who is back in their gravity falls phase! (After it being dormant for almost a decade!)

#gravity falls #dipper pines #mabel pines #stanley pines #stanford pines #pines twins #pines family #the pine brothers #bill chiper #the book of bill #billford #yes i read the book #yes i went thru the webite for hours straight #yes i rewatched the show #yes i just got journal 3 and rhe comic bc this fixation is consuming my life again #yes im learning to decipher the codes too now #yes ive been crying nonstop for like two or so weeks straight bc I love this show sm my bags are really bad im starting to look like Ford #book of bill is so toxic old yaoi and i was so along for the ride thru and thru lmao #did i mention that i really reallly love this show?

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wanologic · 10 months ago

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reminder to take care of your loser human body

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beguilingcorpse · 5 months ago

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the maximum ride books are so fucking insane. james patterson wrote down literally whatever he wanted about a group of weird bird kids, threw in some wild plot about eugenics or global warming or nuclear winter or whatever, did not edit or proofread the manuscript, and then sent it to his publisher. he did this nine times. not once did anything in them make sense. and the books had a CHOKEHOLD on middle schoolers everywhere

#I LOVE THESE BOOKS!!! THEY ARE SO FUCKING AWFUL #maximum ride #james patterson #nat og #1k #2k #5k

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quibbs · 4 months ago

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FINALLY got to know minthara... no notes. life of the party

#minthara #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 #baldurs gate #my art #astarion didnt have a problem with the widow hearts it was just undersalted #i love her so much.... what a character. ride or die and evil thats a perfect soup to me #my comics #(looks up at the clock) GAH AND MERRY CHRISTMAS

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hansoeii · 10 months ago

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the doctor on their way to steal your heart

#drew this on a bumpy train ride with an old lady sitting next to me watching the whole thing #pretty sure she also fell in love with ncuti gatwa #have I mentioned that I'm completely whipped for him?#my brain has been nothing but ncuti gatwa and the 15th doctor these past few weeks #gonna pull a rogue and propose the second I ever run into him #the lesbian urge of wanting to marry ncuti gatwa #anyways #doctor who #doctor who fanart #DW #dw fanart #ncuti gatwa #15th doctor #15th #15th doctor fanart #my art #digital art #my doctor who fanart

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danicloth · 4 months ago

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One of my favorite episodes so far 🍔✨

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novelconcepts · 6 months ago

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Rio is gonna be so pissed that she hunted her situationship for centuries, finally got her to surrender to her kiss, gave her a truly lovely little burial—

—and Agatha promptly figures out how to become a ghost fourteen seconds later.

#agatha all along #agatha all along spoilers #agatha x rio #I’m losing it what a spectacularly in-character move #Rio: I hate ghosts #Agatha: I can rock incorporeal #Agatha: love youuuuu #god this show is so good #I’m sad it’s over but what a satisfying ride it’s been

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wanderingibon · 5 months ago

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" I noticed that you've been smiling more, Lucanis. "

" ...Have I? ...Si, I suppose I have been. "

#lucanis dellamorte #VERY happy w how this turned out #lucanis #dragon age veilguard #dragon age #the idea is that rook and lucanis went on a gondola ride in treviso and both of them are awful at steering it + it tipped over #but the two just look at each other and start laughing like heck #that being said feel free to read this as lucanis w other characters hehe i am 100% for lucanis being happy however way #lucanis x rook #ibon draws #artists on tumblr #the brainworms bc Lucanis is above water but also okay w being in the seawater after a year in the ossuary... i care him sm #veilguard spoilers #id in alt text #chat i love him i'm so cooked. spotify play thats amore #rookanis

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kindwhispers · 5 months ago

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Like Someone In Love (2012) dir. Abbas Kiarostami

#films #mine #i seriously cannot stop thinking about this taxi ride scene #like someone in love #abbas kiarostami #kiarostami #asian cinema #japanese film #dailyworldcinema #filmedit #filmgifs #jdramasource #jmovieedit #gifs #fyeahmovies

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