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when i say “girl” randomly as an interjection i’m speaking to the omnipresent all knowing being of Girl. asking her for mercy. taking girl’s name in vain
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when i go in a room and forget what i needed i become a point and click protagonist. [water bottle?] that’s not helpful right now. [socks?] i don’t know what to do with that. [charger?] that’s not helpful right now. [scissors?] i can’t do anything with that. [water bottle?] that’s not helpful right now. [lone paperclip?] that’s not helpful right now. [water bottle?]
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“my face is so asymmetrical” homegirl, u are NOT a square ofc it would be asymmetrical
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DUNGEON MESHI SPOILERS
I’M TEARING MY FLESH OFF. Falin even when you’re a monster you’re still so sweet

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i cooked colby and jack Yep theyre tempura fried goodness now
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✨🪽— ARTIST SPOTLIGHT

Bringing soft, yet detailed linework to our party is @catgonerogue ! It takes care to put together tender pieces like Catto does, much like the care put into arranging bone after bone...
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I dont have erectile dysfunction I just dont like making things hard for women
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eat him out wednesday or whatever. i've stopped keeping track
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I had to get a couple of ultrasounds last year and I haven’t gotten over how this is indicated in my test results as, among other things, “cervix: unremarkable”
Yes. Unremarkable is an incredibly good thing for a medical examination to be. Nothing out of the ordinary. Everything is fine. This is good news.
But I literally CANNOT STOP laughing at “pussy: basic” being in my medical records.
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