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just cast the fire spell. dip shit

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asking questions so stupid not even google's broken AI has anything to say about it

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but it only works if 4 people are having sex lol

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"Ok, ma'am that'll be $226.03."

I take my wallet out of my pocket and unfold it. It is empty other than a single moth that lazily flies out. The moth lands on the tap point of the card reader. There's a beat, and my payment is processed. The moth flies back into my wallet and I put it back in my pocket.

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i have a runny nose so im gonna stop by the pharmacy and pick up a curved greatsword to behead myself with

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i hate to vagueblog but ummm one of you is a spiders

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kids on roblox are inventing brand new monetization schemes that could kill an EA exec

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Perhaps one of the deep rock galactic robots, like M.U.L.E/Molly or the drilldozer/Doretta ?

The robot girl of the day is Doretta from Deep Rock Galactic!

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Old scug Artificer

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Sluggie

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sorry that i ended two consecutive messages with "lmao." i don't know why i did that. it looks really dumb doesn't it. i'll edit one to get rid of it. you can end my stupid pathetic life if you want

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hey. Hey did you guys know that today, sea slug day, is also national cat day in America.

y. you could almost say. that its. slug cat day

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A Scug's introduction to the Glyphid Stingtail

"That's one funky looking lizard."

-Survivor 12 milliseconds before being yoinked off of a cliff

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This black car looks so funny 🤣🤣😺