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my mum just answered a spam phone call with "catholic horse cemetery how can I help you"

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the olivia rodrigo subreddit is amazing today

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inspired by vvangore's piece buy a wallpaper or leave a tip | bluesky | insta | my merch shop

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there should be a such thing as a medical detective. you should be able to hire a doctor to figure out what the fuck is going on with you come hell or high water by consulting whatever specialists they can get their hands on, connecting your constellation of symptoms, etc, instead of 10000 different doctors for every distinct bone in ur body that all just kinda go "dang that sucks idk" when you present with more than one fucking symptom

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edward likes taking bella to the meadow because she gets eaten up by mosquitos who then become flying little snackies that edward doubles back for. edward leaps about the meadow snatching them up like a bass jumping from a lake

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“Take year 3 student Emma Glenfield, who started with a simple question about magpies and wound up conducting some cutting-edge research almost by accident."

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i feel these needed to be compiled. feel free to add more genre related posts in the notes if you want

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they’re banning cis ppl from sports after an investigation revealed they were annoying

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evict bush 2004

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If you want to make your backyard a safe haven for lesser dragons, you must keep a close eye on your pets. While it is unlikely that a curious kitten will be able to cause a dragon physical harm, the egos of these small wyrms are as fragile as they are beautiful.

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ⓘ Tip You can skip part of the day by taking a nap.

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maybe top 10 posts ever

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In archeology there are artifacts, which are items made or modified by humans, but there are also manuports, which haven't been modified but are found far from any possible origin point and there's no explanation besides somebody carried it there. Manuports include things like stones, fossils, and seashells, and have been found in deposits as much as three million years old.

So yeah, apparently the oldest human activity for which we have evidence is Picking Up Cool Rocks.

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The pot balancing room in Queen's Mansion has a bug where if you talk to the final Swatchling and cross the finish line at the exact same time, you gain the ability to control the pot. This bug has never been fixed.