#it started somewhere swear

[eatsbop]

These feelings are frustrating enough to deal with but it's seriously inane that Dayun's first impression of him is what it was.

Like serious. This is how an ambush works. Even in a skirmish the first contact could dictate the outcome.

But all is not lost.

Right??

Seriously the survival rate of this love story is about maybe -5%. If we're not being cynical. When you consider that Dayun could very easily compare other guys to her brother as a standard. Maybe he ought to just, oh he doesn't know, shoot his foot seems like a good plan.

"Cheer up! We're all rooting for you."

He had to restrain himself from rolling his eyes. Sure, he knows his brother is just trying to reassure him but how does rooting for him help his qualifications.

"So far we've identified two units as potential threat. Koh Seokju of SW Team and student Lee Jaehyung." 005 states breezily.

"And the fact that maybe Yu Dayun hates crybabies." 004 mutters.

Maybe he ought to shoot 004's foot before he shoots his.

"Why do you guys sound so gloomy? It's like we already lost the battle when we haven't even started." 008 is built like a boulder but surely he's soft cottoncandy.

"Years of experience and I can easily identify a suicide mission when I'm delegated to one."

"Which says a lot about us since we're still here."

032 looks up at 002. What's he up to now?

002 shrugs. "If there's one thing I learned from 001 (actually he learned a lot from 001), it is that you don't have to go to battle alone."

How touching. Is this dude drunk?

"001 has become good friends with Koh Seokju and Lee Jaehyung, sure. But could you say he's trusted his life in their hands as he had trusted his in ours and us to his? What more could you possibly ask for when 001 is standing behind you to back you up."

Honestly.. 002 is 002 for a reason.

"Goodluck trying to convince him that you're worth backing up though."

It's amazing that in mere seconds after facing 002, a person who's convinced that they're in a dire situation could instantly recognize that everything is much much worse in fact the grass they're sitting on is completely utterly clusterfucked and there is no other side.

[art-is-kayos]

Everlasting A5

[xovera-toz]

The new ploy.

Bonus:

Take a wild guess who this is about.

[kaddyssammlung]

The way that iv looks at Vessel in the last gif...that's it. I'm dead XD

Pittsburgh, May 2024

[freyadragonlord]

I will freely admit it when I am wrong.

Reading the manhwa, I didn't think Lout of the Count's Family would actually ever get to the war part Cale has been talking about since the beginning.

And I sure as hell didn't predict the battles would be this brutal and badass. Holy shit.

[transmasculinizing]

imo i dont really like batjokes outside of very over the top silly batman media (like lego movie or 66') but good GOD the ending of arkham city where batman is about to give joker the cure and he talks about the nature of their relationship and how its a toxic cycle of misery and death and joker stabs him causing batman to drop the antidote and jokers panicking and ask batman if hes happy now and batman goes "wanna know something funny? even after all youve done i still wouldve saved you" and joker startd laughing and goes "that actually is,, pretty funny" as hes dying while laughing and the scene cuts to batman carrying jokers dead body out of the building like a pretty princess. mind you a few moments ago joker literally killed batmans gf and he had to walk it off quickly and focus on the matter at hand and when he left that building he carried JOKERS body in his arm not his girlfriend like-

how is this not the gayest shit ever like im so serious this is gayer than the lego batman movie. yes its toxic but its also fucking gay like i dont need to like it to know its fucking gay like gay porn is less gay than arkham batman and joker.

then in arkham knight batman is hallucinating joker the whole time and he hallucinates him singing a song about their relationship that has lines like " that was the night you let me die / but then i looked you in the eye / thats when i knew wed be together " like sir that is the man who tortured your son and killed your girlfriend and ruined your life. hes dead and hes still fucking with you somebody get this bitch some antipsychotics and better taste in men asap or theres no hope for his gayass 😭

[fruitsofhell]

I used to be one of those guys when I first joined the Kirby fandom, but everytime I hear a discussion of the series writing that starts with "So the Lore is InSaNe-" and not like, "Kirby has a fun writing style that takes advantage of its cute exterior to tell cool stories that reward player's curiosity and leave lots of room for imagination-" I cringe so goddamn hard.

I kinda just hate that people approach things that encourage investment when they don't expect it as inherently absurd. Like it is fun to joke about how absurd Kirby lore can be, but it really often comes with an air of disrespect or exhaustion rather than like, appreciation that these games are made by people who want to tell interesting stories when they could easily make as much money just making polished enough fluffy kiddy platformers. And when it's not met with exhaustion, it's met with - like I said before - that tone that it's stupid for a series like this TO have devs who care about writing stuff for it. Which is a whole other thing about people not respecting things made to appeal to kiddie aesthetic or tone.

Maybe the state of low-stakes YouTube video essays just blows cause people play up ignorance and disbelief for engagement, but like I STG I hear people use this tone for like actual narrative based games sometimes. Some people don't like... appreciate when a game is made by people who care a shitton in ways that aren't direct gameplay feedback. And they especially don't appreciate it when it comes from something with any sense of tonal dissonance intentional or not.

Anyways, I love games made by insane people. I love games made by teams who feel like they wanna make something work or say something so bad. I love that energy, especially when invested into something that could easily rest on its laurels or which obviously won't be taken seriously. I love this in a lot of classic campy 2000s games, I love this in insanely niche yet passionate fanworks, and I love it in the Kirby series and its writing. Can we please stop talking about it like it's an annoyance or complete joke?

[damiduck]

Tim is one of those people that get such baby fever it's crazy. Also, he sees teen moms and yeah, he realises they probably have it very hard, but also,,, look at them. He's so fucking envious it's insane.

And one day after a league member brought their new baby to meet the team or sum, Tim is fucking done. He's tried so hard to fight it, but in the end he's no all powerful being. So, he slams open the door to Bruce's study and without prompting, "you have got to put a baby in me." And Bruce, without even looking up, goes "we can't baby".

Tim frantically fumbles over his words as he tries to explain they can just really really pretend and he really needs this bruce c'mon.

They've dabbled in a little bit of Tim's breeding kink before, but Bruce was always adamant about condoms and Tim has been on two forms of birth control for years (better to be absolutely prepared for anything in the field).

That night Tim begs and pleads (and edges) Bruce until he gives in and they do it without a condom. Bruce says he will pull out however. But he with how much Tim riled him up and the newer feeling of Tim's pretty pussy around him fully bare, Bruce can't even last a minute, and he would never leave his baby so empty so soon. He also can't help his hips stuttering forward as he's cumming, blames it on Tim locking his legs around him.

It should be fine, right? It has been for the past two years (and yea maybe Bruce has been poking tiny, inconspicuous holes in the condoms for almost as long as they've been doing this, he just can't stand the thought of his sweet little baby Timmy with anyone else besides him, so this is the way to make sure of that). Except Tim stopped taking his birth control a year ago, and had the implant taken out a few months prior. He knew a baby, Bruce's baby especially, would help not only him but the whole family. He had to do it. For completely selfless reasons ofcourse!!

So yeah, maybe theyve been trying to baby trap eachother for years/months now,,, but neither expected this time to actually catch....

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

dan and phil are like jesus in that they’re dramatic ass fruity men in their 30s always going like “i am making this SACRIFICE for THE PEOPLE” and everyone is like “no one asked you to do this in fact we’d all rather you just did not do this” and they’re like “IT IS TOO LATE NOW YOU HAVE TO LIVE WITH THE CONSEQUENCES THIS IS WHAT YOU WANTED” and we’re like “no no we didn’t want this actually and you made this decision with your whole ass adult brain you truly could have just not done this and we’d all be better off for it but now we all have to suffer because YOU refuse to say no to shit” and i think that’s ridiculous stupid annoying awful beautiful

[laurzvahll]

soft abt them tonight sry

[tachikoma-x]

Was rewatching ep 23 last night and this struck me:

“Mr. Holmes, we are more than prepared to accept any punishment, any, but please make sure you save my brother’s life..”

“Leave him to me.”

Not “leave it to me.”

Leave HIM to me.

Let that sink in

Leave HIM to me. My nemesis, my lover, my friend. My one and only desire. The biggest mystery of my life. The guy who thinks he could just put a spell in me and walk away from me. The guy who thinks he’s gotten me profiled and completely figured out. Leave him to me. Leave him in my care.

“Catch me if you can.”

Watch me, Liam.

Hearing Sherlock’s Eng VA say that line is muah chef’s kiss

(The original sentence is 任せとけ so I think both translations are fine? and frankly “leave it to me” makes more sense in a normal context- as in “leave the task of saving his life” to me. But hey, everything goes when it comes to sherliam as we all know )

[analogue-dreamer]

Heading out for a late night drive to clear my head,, blast some music, sing/scream/shout my heart out to the lyrics and just enjoy the cool air on my face…Have a good Friday night all ✌️🏼🤓

[rubenesque-as-fuck]

Anyway I got notified that I'll be getting a nice $$ bonus from work today and I wish that I could celebrate with someone in a way that didn't just feel like obnoxious bragging. Like beyond the financial aspect, it's just nice to be recognized for good work and I actually feel... good?? about this job??

But it feels so silly to say I want to celebrate when I just got back from what felt like my first real vacation in a very long time and am doing cool comic con stuff this weekend and am scheduled for a new tattoo next weekend. I am already doing lots of things to try to make myself feel good! It feels selfish to want more!

But I guess even with all of that, there's just still a hunger for external validation from trusted sources. Will I ever grow out of wanting someone to be proud of me?

[simplydnp]

Stop im rewatching why dan is leaving me bc of ur post theyre so disgustingly domestic i adore them

sometimes i watch that video just to feel something

[brokskar]

got a new car and named her skylor bc i love her so much and she’s gonna save me from being stranded in the middle of nowhere <3

[linusbenjamin]

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