#it should be said that im gay
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
xylomilo · 2 months ago
Text
The Hobbit if it was WOKE
DRAG-lin
BADDIE-lin
BISEXUAL-fur
BONG-fur
BOOB-ur
FAG-li
KISSMEN-li
GIRLSKISSING-oin
DOINGMEN-ri
NONBINA-ri
Ori-FICE
Gandalf the GAY
Bilbo Baggins
Thorin Oakenshield
56 notes · View notes
butchfalin · 1 year ago
Text
the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again
#yeehaw#1k#5k#10k#posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference#edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense#also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags#1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now#he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic#2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign#like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock#3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing#it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is#extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once#it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life#i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about#Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect#if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it#aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week
149K notes · View notes
alexanderpearce · 3 months ago
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media
97 notes · View notes
clownzaf · 3 months ago
Text
Duke “is it because I’m black?” Thomas and Tim “is it because I’m gay?” Drake are best friends and I’m not letting any of you say the contrary
102 notes · View notes
adustoflove · 4 months ago
Text
I always think well if I dated a man, I wouldn't feel as insane. I wouldn't feel so awful or jealous. And then I remember why I came to the conclusion that I'm a lesbian. I just wouldn't care if it were a man. I just can't bring myself to care about men like that 😔😩😭
53 notes · View notes
crow-caller · 13 days ago
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media
This 1970s short story is about a black shelled lonely crab alien contending with human romance. I'm sure my enjoyment of it has no other factors...
(The Reality Trip by Robert Silverberg— i love my pulp short story collections, overall collection is quite eh so far, this story was a lot of fun, and then whoops, there's a sudden very racist one! I read a collection by Theodore Sturgeon before this so I'm still haunted by how much better he is than Silverberg at every turn.)
42 notes · View notes
boyquiet · 1 year ago
Text
i think that we need to get over the narrative that you can’t have gay villains because that’s a harmful stereotype because there’s a huge difference between “this character is gay and a bad person” and “this character was written specifically to equate being gay and being evil/depraved/degenerate”. it’s just such a narrow minded view of fiction that leads to people afraid to write queer characters as anything less than morally perfect and then to a bunch of palatable but bland and boring queer characters that are arguably worse representation than a gay villain because they are not allowed to do anything wrong. while it is important to write all types of gay characters a work isn’t instantly “problematic” because the villain is queer and the hero isn’t. I think this is also related to the idea of subtext vs text in gay media and how I see a lot of people get mad bc the homoerotic subtext isn’t made canon without considering the context of it at all—sometimes creators make artistic decisions for reasons other than that they didn’t want the gay people to kiss because they’re homophobic. well written queer subtext can be better than a canon gay couple with no personality or relevance and a queer villain can be a better queer character than a gay hero because the characters in-universe morality isn’t inherently tied to how much care they are written with and the quality of “queer representation” isn’t determined by the amount of times they kiss on screen.
247 notes · View notes
1-800-i-ship-it · 21 days ago
Text
- VICTOR ASKS YURI IF HE WANTS HIM TO BE A BOYFRIEND TO HIM??? THIS IS CANON?????
- VICTOR GIVES YURI A BOYFRIEND HUG BEFORE HE PERFORMS???? THE PRESS EATS IT UP???
- YURI GETS MOTIVATJON DURING HIS PERFORMANCE FROM TRYNA SEDUCE VICTOR???
- VICTOR APPLIES CHAPSTICK DIRECTLY TO YURI’S LIPS WITH HIS FINGER???? VICTOR THINKS TO HIMSELF THAT YURI IS BEAUTIFUL????
- YURI BASICALLY CONFESSES THAT VICTOR IS THE MAIN INSPIRATION FOR HIS THEME OF LOVE???
is this reality holy shit…im literally not even halfway through the show
#blu liveblogs#I don’t remember if I have this tag already but anyways#bluris liveblogs#yeah id ton remember my tag and tumblr isn’t helping#anyways#yuri on ice#blu yoi reactions#yoi ep 4#yoi ep 5#me making up tags knowing full well ima forget them later#anyways (2) not victor baiting yuri with a hug and then giving him a second nosebleed#my dude yuri probably nosebleeds everytime he looks at you...#and lmfao the rebellious tendencies being passed on is great i love that#u go yuri im so proud of you i love ur character development so much#and i loveee the lil kid minami omg hes adorbs#love that yuri has a dedicated fan as he should !!#russian yuri throwing his phone after seeing victor and yuri's hug was everything that was hilarious#eveyrtime i think this show cant get gayer it gets gayer but like not even linearly#its like exponentially dude#also i CANNOT get over yuri's whole speech at the end IM AWFKJLWEHFLK#not victor dissing yuri's tie like damn after he confessed his love for u#i also cant get over the many times theyve seen each other naked in the hot springs like the implications yall#i cant remember if victor thinks to himself that yuri is beautiful or like he actually says it#i feel like he thinks it at least twice but anyway#side tangent but how does yuri see without his glasses when performing does he have contacts or smth#ive said this before but i feel like i need to say it again:#gay sex is less gay than whatever the hell these two have going on#have a gay night everybody ima conk out#thank god i didnt reach tag limit xD
30 notes · View notes
lesbianherald · 13 days ago
Note
Top/Bottom discourse is totally irrelevant to me personally as long as they get to fuq dirty nasty I’m happy ✌️ the only thing that puts me off is Viktor/women no hate to bi!Viktor truthers the idea of Viktor with a woman just does not compute with me lol
this is 100% factually correct it really gives me the ick in a way that's probably a little ridiculous lol. I think its partially because Viktor is the only male character in arcane widely headcannoned as GAY so it makes me ???? like really guys ??? that is homotron6000
it makes me like. irrationally uncomfortable in a way I do not know how to unpack. DSKLFJSHD.
idk something something being a gay woman a lot of people still assume I'm into men/think I will be someday something something I see this happen to gay characters all the time in a way that's really reflective of real life something something?
even though its not canon at all in my head viktor being gay is a fact. viktor is gay. the sky is blue. so whenever ppl try and stick him with a woman I'm literally like ???? hello ??? in my head I forget its not actually confirmed. but in my heart it is. so it freaks me out man KLDJFHSKL
its very silly. i know this is discoursey a little in a way I usually don't engage with but yeah. the good thing is is I can mute/block on twitter because mute doesn't work and move on. it is not as deep as I make it out to be in my very weird brain.
additionally i feel like sexuality aside a lot of the ships I see viktor randomly put in are very incompatible with how I personally view his character. just emotionally. fundamentally. politically even.
but like yeah people should have their fun I am soooo normal
43 notes · View notes
mrmeepsmadmind · 2 months ago
Text
SIDESWIPE 💥💥 DONT U TALK BACK TO UR reluctant MOTHER 😡?!??? EVEN THO HE STARTED IT BY BEING RUDE AS FUCK FOR NO REASON!! YOU HURT HIS HEART!!!
Tumblr media
HES SO FUCKING SAD ????
#hot shot: on primus u suck aft LOL do u have something wrong with you? u should rust yourse#sideswipe: shut up >:[ !!#hot shot: :O ??!?!?!?#hot shot : ...🥺#sideswipe: ... im so sorry mom-#hot shot : ........ mean to me.. 😔#mean to his (asshole) mother 💔#in all fairness blurr was a deadbeat dad to sideswipe and hot shot i guess was ovulating that day & couldnt turn off his maternal instincts#so optimus said hey u and blurr gay kiss. that deadbeat dad's baby is now ur new mpreg baby#decepticon wheeljack deadbeat dad blurr and starscream wow hot shot u sure have a weird taste in sires#he likes them fucked up in the head so when he makes them worse he feels more accomplished#love how hot shot tries so hard to be the cool young mom to sideswipe but keeps leaving out the very important variable of his short fuse#hot shot : haha watever lol 😋! im so cool! ull love working with hot shot!#sideswipe : .... who the hell is hot shit#hot shot:#hot shot: GRRRRRRRRRRRAHHHHHHHHHHHHHGRRRRRRRRGRGGRRGGRRRRRRRR 😡😡😡💥😾😾😾‼️‼️#he went from cool to impudent in like 1 second i love u i love u hot shot my ugly hamster#i need hot shot bumblebee cliff friendship NOW !!!! STOP ‼️‼️ pitting girlbosses against each other#sideswipes celebration is so cute i love his voice. hes kinda like if swindle wasnt a greedy git#sideswipe#hot shot#hotshot#transformers#transformers armada#tf armada#' whos that 😐' '.....iAM- i aM yOu iDiOt 😾😾😾💥💥☹️😣😖😾😾😾‼️‼️‼️'
53 notes · View notes
cappybawa106 · 2 months ago
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media
Rivals 🎼🍎🦔
Close ups + Extras:
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
44 notes · View notes
newtscamandersbf · 3 months ago
Text
’hikaru’ & yoshiki but theyre nennetti
Tumblr media
cishet boy best friends behavior nothing to see here 🙈
#tshd#the summer hikaru died#hikaru ga shinda natsu#yoshiki tsujinaka#hikaru indou#yoshiki x hikaru#sardigna#idk if i should translate it#i feel like itd ruin the joke#oh well !#‘yo bro you lowkey stink like shit’ ‘what the fuck r u talking abt’ ‘yes dude u smell like u havent washed in ages’#‘oh gtfo. like what can i do abt that now ?’ ‘idk. btw not to be like gay or anything but ur literally cool (handsome) af bro’#this made me realize how many concepts n phrases can be reduced to a single word in sardinian. damn#btw. ‘nenni’ r like. the gangster wannabes of sardinia or wtvr. specifically of cagliari#idk how to translate ‘cess’ its like ‘jeez’ i guess but not really. most of these words cant really be translated accurately#im gnna try 2 translate them#oja = hey / ouch / ow / aw; nenno = i said it earlier but also technically it just means dude / bro; fraghi = you stink (frago = stink);#tagazzu ses narendi = what the fuck are you saying; eja = yes; lillo = nenno slang for dude / bro; caddozzo = someone whos unclean / unkept#bairindi = get out; intzà = various meanings but generally its ‘and now ?’ or ‘so what ?’; abboh = a variation of ‘boh’ so it means ‘idk’;#cess = cant really be translated ? most similar to jeez but not really ? variation of ‘cessu’ which is the exclamation ‘jesus !’;#‘caghinery’ = 🚬 /🚬gotry ; togo = cool / handsome & its mostly used for guys but also js in general for things#also keep in mind that i dont rlly speak a singular dialect due to my family n friends but i think everythings in cagliaritan dialect here#also bairindi can be used as a variation of ‘wtf r u saying’ n ‘go fuck urself’ ig#and eja is also just in general an affirmation. like someone could tell u ‘im gonna go now’ and u could reply ‘eja’ to mean ‘got it’
26 notes · View notes
rooolt · 11 months ago
Text
it wasn’t until I watched it play out in a dream of mine that I truly understood the “Fabian is tragically in love with his aroace best friend who will never return his feelings” agenda and I felt shrimp emotions experiencing it
63 notes · View notes
queen0fm0nsterz · 1 year ago
Text
Tumblr media
TAKE TH3M FROM ME
121 notes · View notes
mr-scandinavian · 4 months ago
Text
Y'all remember when Skillet made good music and John Cooper wasn't a fucking weirdo spreading weird right-wing misinformation and conspiracies on social media?
19 notes · View notes
atissi · 9 months ago
Text
as much as i dislike a lot of the backstory re-writes in darkest dungeon 2, i still think it's cute that plague doctor loses stress when she sees her professor cough up blood. you can take the freak actions away from the scientist but you cannot take away the freak behaviour.
34 notes · View notes