#it should be said that im gay
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The Hobbit if it was WOKE
DRAG-lin
BADDIE-lin
BISEXUAL-fur
BONG-fur
BOOB-ur
FAG-li
KISSMEN-li
GIRLSKISSING-oin
DOINGMEN-ri
NONBINA-ri
Ori-FICE
Gandalf the GAY
Bilbo Baggins
Thorin Oakenshield
#it should be said that im gay#but i mean what straight person names themself xylo out of all things#xylomilo: hobbit#the hobbit#shitpost#dwalin#balin#bifur#bofur#bombur#fili#kili#fili and kili#the hobbit groin#dori#nori#ori#gandalf#bilbo baggins#thorin oakenshield
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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again
#yeehaw#1k#5k#10k#posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference#edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense#also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags#1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now#he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic#2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign#like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock#3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing#it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is#extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once#it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life#i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about#Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect#if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it#aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week
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Duke “is it because I’m black?” Thomas and Tim “is it because I’m gay?” Drake are best friends and I’m not letting any of you say the contrary
#tim drake#duke thomas#ik Tim is bi but he WOULD call himself gay just to mess with people#Bruce tried to bench Duke and he said so loud: OH SO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH BLACK PEOPLE DOING GOOD? YOU SAY I SHOULD BE A CRIMINAL? WHY?#BECAUSE IM BLACK?#Tim one time caused all of Twitter to hate on Jason for homophobe until Alfred made him write an apology letter#just because he ate the last donut#he made it sound really convincing
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I always think well if I dated a man, I wouldn't feel as insane. I wouldn't feel so awful or jealous. And then I remember why I came to the conclusion that I'm a lesbian. I just wouldn't care if it were a man. I just can't bring myself to care about men like that 😔😩😭
#personal#I've definitely been like oh hes paying attention to another girl thats a shame :((( about it like damn you were supposed to pine for me#forever and ever#but its never like I'm going to kill someone over it. I don't feel sick about it. I don't feel bone crushing sorrow#😭😔#but I feel like maybe I experience comphet a tad? because I look at cute couples like jenna and julien#or jessi and ty and wish to have that. like i want what they have so bad but also that will never be me because im gay#i wish there was more lesbian and gay rep in media#god does not LIKE ME . he said here is. bad parents who hate you. here is bpd and other undiagnosed issues#and other undiagnosed issues that were probably half the reason you felt so isolated in your high school experience. thanks to bad parents#here is 🩷 COMPHET!!!!!!!!!!@@ you're actually GAY and those boys you were crazy for? yeah . they were cute and all but thats IT#NO emotional connection!!!! none at ALL!!!!! 😍😍😍 you also don't feel sexually attracted to them either ♡#but what DO i feel for men?? just comphet? I feel something I think but its not love. its not a craving . its like#I want to be worshipped by a man and then tell him no 🩷 i want nothing to do with you but you should like me actually#??????????????????#does that make me a bad person? do I care if it does? I mean
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i think that we need to get over the narrative that you can’t have gay villains because that’s a harmful stereotype because there’s a huge difference between “this character is gay and a bad person” and “this character was written specifically to equate being gay and being evil/depraved/degenerate”. it’s just such a narrow minded view of fiction that leads to people afraid to write queer characters as anything less than morally perfect and then to a bunch of palatable but bland and boring queer characters that are arguably worse representation than a gay villain because they are not allowed to do anything wrong. while it is important to write all types of gay characters a work isn’t instantly “problematic” because the villain is queer and the hero isn’t. I think this is also related to the idea of subtext vs text in gay media and how I see a lot of people get mad bc the homoerotic subtext isn’t made canon without considering the context of it at all—sometimes creators make artistic decisions for reasons other than that they didn’t want the gay people to kiss because they’re homophobic. well written queer subtext can be better than a canon gay couple with no personality or relevance and a queer villain can be a better queer character than a gay hero because the characters in-universe morality isn’t inherently tied to how much care they are written with and the quality of “queer representation” isn’t determined by the amount of times they kiss on screen.
#mainly this is brought on by mgs discourse surrounding vamp and volgin and ocelot#I was telling a friend who isn’t into mgs about how ocelot is gay and a sadist and they asked if there were any good gay characters in mgs#and I was like um well no one is really a good character in this series. but yeah I guess#and they said ‘then the game is redeemed’#that was pretty disappointing to me im not making a callout for my friend or anything but like. you cant judge a work on its rep#by weighing the number of ‘good’ and ‘bad’ queer characters mathematically#it’s shallow and reductive both to queer rep and the concept of gray morality#never mind that ocelot is one of the most important well written and beloved characters in the franchise. hes gay and evil so that must#make him a derogatory stereotype and ‘bad representation’#anyway I think ocelot should torture and kill more people for fun#queer#lgbtq
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#paul keating#as pippa said ‚based on who they are‘. oh im sure#if any post of mine should be famous its this. hes soooo gay#political yaoi tag#auspol
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SIDESWIPE 💥💥 DONT U TALK BACK TO UR reluctant MOTHER 😡?!??? EVEN THO HE STARTED IT BY BEING RUDE AS FUCK FOR NO REASON!! YOU HURT HIS HEART!!!
HES SO FUCKING SAD ????
#hot shot: on primus u suck aft LOL do u have something wrong with you? u should rust yourse#sideswipe: shut up >:[ !!#hot shot: :O ??!?!?!?#hot shot : ...🥺#sideswipe: ... im so sorry mom-#hot shot : ........ mean to me.. 😔#mean to his (asshole) mother 💔#in all fairness blurr was a deadbeat dad to sideswipe and hot shot i guess was ovulating that day & couldnt turn off his maternal instincts#so optimus said hey u and blurr gay kiss. that deadbeat dad's baby is now ur new mpreg baby#decepticon wheeljack deadbeat dad blurr and starscream wow hot shot u sure have a weird taste in sires#he likes them fucked up in the head so when he makes them worse he feels more accomplished#love how hot shot tries so hard to be the cool young mom to sideswipe but keeps leaving out the very important variable of his short fuse#hot shot : haha watever lol 😋! im so cool! ull love working with hot shot!#sideswipe : .... who the hell is hot shit#hot shot:#hot shot: GRRRRRRRRRRRAHHHHHHHHHHHHHGRRRRRRRRGRGGRRGGRRRRRRRR 😡😡😡💥😾😾😾‼️‼️#he went from cool to impudent in like 1 second i love u i love u hot shot my ugly hamster#i need hot shot bumblebee cliff friendship NOW !!!! STOP ‼️‼️ pitting girlbosses against each other#sideswipes celebration is so cute i love his voice. hes kinda like if swindle wasnt a greedy git#sideswipe#hot shot#hotshot#transformers#transformers armada#tf armada#' whos that 😐' '.....iAM- i aM yOu iDiOt 😾😾😾💥💥☹️😣😖😾😾😾‼️‼️‼️'
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Rivals 🎼🍎🦔
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#Aka lovers lol#They have some things in common with each other#idk if I should make a separate post abt it or just dump it here#I'm just gonna say it here#Y'know Hallmero is kinda like sonadow if you think about it#Maybe or maybe not#Depends on how you depict their relationship#OH WHAT ABOUT BOOM SONIC!?#Merold is definitely like Boom sonic they are both very sassy#Hallritt and Shadow are similar visually like them both having red (gay) highlights and eyeliner#And I guess they're both serious when doing work#You could say the same for Kurode too (Merold's brother)#Actually I think Kurode is probably more like Shadow#Shadow could pull off Kurodes fit#Im gonna throw this out there but what if fragaria memories but sonic#And Sonic is Merold. Shadow is Hallritt and Tails could be Kurode#^ for context Merold and Kurode are siblings and Merold is the greatest knight and is very overprotective of Kurode#and Kurode felt so inferior to him that he ran away from home cause he didn't believe he was strong enough#I would love to see Sonic and Tails brother angst#Wow I said a lot in the tags#Thanks if you read all this#my art#fragari art#sonic the hedgehog#shadow the hedgehog#sonic fanart#sth fanart#sth#fragaria memories#merold
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’hikaru’ & yoshiki but theyre nennetti
cishet boy best friends behavior nothing to see here 🙈
#tshd#the summer hikaru died#hikaru ga shinda natsu#yoshiki tsujinaka#hikaru indou#yoshiki x hikaru#sardigna#idk if i should translate it#i feel like itd ruin the joke#oh well !#‘yo bro you lowkey stink like shit’ ‘what the fuck r u talking abt’ ‘yes dude u smell like u havent washed in ages’#‘oh gtfo. like what can i do abt that now ?’ ‘idk. btw not to be like gay or anything but ur literally cool (handsome) af bro’#this made me realize how many concepts n phrases can be reduced to a single word in sardinian. damn#btw. ‘nenni’ r like. the gangster wannabes of sardinia or wtvr. specifically of cagliari#idk how to translate ‘cess’ its like ‘jeez’ i guess but not really. most of these words cant really be translated accurately#im gnna try 2 translate them#oja = hey / ouch / ow / aw; nenno = i said it earlier but also technically it just means dude / bro; fraghi = you stink (frago = stink);#tagazzu ses narendi = what the fuck are you saying; eja = yes; lillo = nenno slang for dude / bro; caddozzo = someone whos unclean / unkept#bairindi = get out; intzà = various meanings but generally its ‘and now ?’ or ‘so what ?’; abboh = a variation of ‘boh’ so it means ‘idk’;#cess = cant really be translated ? most similar to jeez but not really ? variation of ‘cessu’ which is the exclamation ‘jesus !’;#‘caghinery’ = 🚬 /🚬gotry ; togo = cool / handsome & its mostly used for guys but also js in general for things#also keep in mind that i dont rlly speak a singular dialect due to my family n friends but i think everythings in cagliaritan dialect here#also bairindi can be used as a variation of ‘wtf r u saying’ n ‘go fuck urself’ ig#and eja is also just in general an affirmation. like someone could tell u ‘im gonna go now’ and u could reply ‘eja’ to mean ‘got it’
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it wasn’t until I watched it play out in a dream of mine that I truly understood the “Fabian is tragically in love with his aroace best friend who will never return his feelings” agenda and I felt shrimp emotions experiencing it
#Same dream in which another character from a different show said the words “I’m gay” and I’ve genuinely been thinking about it since#Honestly the shrimp emotions were more about that but still#Like I see the vision#Bc it’s also so real to high school like ya know#(<- gay person who had an awkward falling out with a close friend over something similar)#IM FINE!#dimension 20#fantasy high#fantasy high junior year#btw I don’t ship them or think they should date I think Fabian is a cringefail loserboy
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TAKE TH3M FROM ME
#I REFUSE TO PUT THIS IN THE TAG#IM SO SORRY THE POST HAS BEEN OUT FOR LIKE... NOT EVEN A DAY I THINK#IM SO S9RRY#no im not#i should not be trusted with this format because im gonna use it for EVERYTHING from now on#WHY IS IT SO FUNNY TO LOOK AT#carols.txt#SHOULD I TAG THIS AS SUGGESTIVE????#suggestive#also yes the hypothetic 'sex' would be gay in this case because. i said so#little nightmares#< DO NOT COME AND INQUIRE#nvm i did put it in the tag#LMAOO
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so mad that im being this unwell about the malevolent cowboy au
#im gonna have to read it again today it's consuming my brain#was playing the funny video game and had to go full like. head in hands thinking about malevolent cowboy au#i am not being normal about it#i posted about it yesterday but i don't remember under which blog so im just doing it here because sure that can go on main#i need to go pace around with my arms behind my back like a detective with a cold case or something#every time i think about it i am putting my face in my hands i am not being normal#giggling twirling my hair et cetera. you understand#im having a normal time about the malevolent cowboy au. i am being very normal about repressed gay men with catholic guilt#i havent reblogged it because i am not even articulate about it i am just. SDFGHJK#just going to start making tv static noises about it. that should be enough#not tagging this as malevolent people don't need to see this#i called it the ananxiousgenz one yesterday i shouldve said the ananxiousgenz and percymawce-arts one because it's co-written but i forgot
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as much as i dislike a lot of the backstory re-writes in darkest dungeon 2, i still think it's cute that plague doctor loses stress when she sees her professor cough up blood. you can take the freak actions away from the scientist but you cannot take away the freak behaviour.
#to head this off at the curve. 'pd frankensteins her professor in dd2 how is that not freak action' well you see#the original comic heavily implies she tested poisons on him and then dissected his body once he died to check the results#and i miss that version of her so much#anyways. enabled cheats on my game file so i could increase the anim speed by 1.5x and it's now way more bearable to sit through#i hear that the game is a lot more fun once you unlock everything so. im brute-forcing it#that said. i will never forgive red hook for. so many of these writing choices. and honestly also the game design choices#not even going to get the dlc. the hasty add-in crusader is nothing to me. red hook you should AT LEAST stick to your guns and keep him MIA#BUT LIKE WHATEVER. good for the crusader fans i guess#i get to see jester do his gay little poses whenever he gets buffed so i guess we all have our own wins#beepbeep.txt#darkest dungeon
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hey guys!!@1!1!1. this is my first post on the [website],, i hope its gopd enough.
its actually a redraw from a drawing i did lasy year!!!!!
This is the new one👇👇👇
[Insert line breaker here i dont have it for some reaosj]
Old one👆👆👆👆
#battle for bfdi#bfdi#bfb#battle for dream island#battle for battle for dream island#x bfb#x bfdi#four bfb#four bfdi#object shows#my (insert relationship here) said i should post my art so i did#gay art#gay ahh algebralians#osc#osc art#spooky#idc if its not halloween yet im hyped asf#what the hell do i tag this as#how do i even tag this#how do i use tumblr#i never posted anything in my life on this app#tpot#the power of two#i love men#fanart#osc fanart#object show fanart#bfb fanart#bfdi fanart#first post
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Y'all remember when Skillet made good music and John Cooper wasn't a fucking weirdo spreading weird right-wing misinformation and conspiracies on social media?
#what happened to them?#they used to be my favourite band as a kid#then i just naturally stopped listening to them at like 15#and then years later I randomly get a tiktok on my fyp talking about how John Cooper is a trumpie and trans-/homophobic like dann#they should stop making gay music then#idc if it's about jesus#I have multiple skillet songs on my old pride playlist lmfao#also im p sure jesus wouldn't want this but what do i know#additionally he once said something about waging war on the deconstructing community like bro chill
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inside out 2 being accept what u can’t control, we are not perfect but focusing on everything that’s wrong with us will kill us. idk about children but i ate that UP.
also val could save me im ngl.
#im def not the only person to say this but rileys deep secret should have been that she’s gay#they really said inside out two is for the GIRLIES#pixar makes me cry part like fifty#pixar#inside out 2#disney#animation#kids movies#émotions#mental health#inside out
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