#it doesn’t but I’m laughing anyway
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Lestat took a shit in the mother toilet and didn’t flush while getting a degree in slaying at cuntina university. does this mean anything
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Love the thought of Leo just casually being well traveled to absurd degrees. Like one day they’re facing their new Big Bad of the year and like, Draxum or whoever says that the key to their fight is located somewhere in, like, Latvia or some place, but no one knows where to start.
Then Leo’s like “oh I know a place” and when asked how the heck he could know of one it smash cuts to Leo falling through the ceiling of said place due to a portal mishap.
Also love the idea of Leo, being as accidentally (and then later, purposefully) well traveled as he is, sometimes taking his family on outings to different places all over, maybe to some new Yokai spots he found along the way.
In these places, Leo 100% lets his bros get scammed by tourist traps.
#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt leo#rise leo#rottmnt headcanons#bro was so excited about buying stuff that he didn’t realize it was a scam until too late#so now he’s super sus of all that BUT super willing to laugh at his fam for making the same mistake#anyway yeah I love Leo being well traveled because it honestly makes sense? why NOT use your teleportation to travel if you can do it fast#all his portal mishaps in the series as well as that time he accidentally went to Paris (+ once a diff dimension?) live in my head rent free#Leo destroying the stall of some random family’s restaurant in Paraguay and having to work it off the rest of the summer#he’s just like ‘hey guys I’m heading out’ but doesn’t mention it’s for a part time job in a different country#he only knows like English and Spanish BUT he’s picked up on a lot of other languages too due to his misadventures#tho he mostly knows a whole lot of various swear words#leo about to tease donnie for getting banned from witch town only to remember HE’S banned from a place in Turkey: 😬#he keeps trying to find where he accidentally put his brothers in Tahiti but he can’t find it and he’s so salty about it lol
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“The hands that cradled your face and tilted it upward to kiss your forehead are soaked in unfathomable quantities of blood.”
“But they cradled me, yes?”
I got really into the theory of the apple (from that one image from the beast yeast chapter 7/8 leaks) being the fruit of knowledge. And I thought, what if Pure Vanilla takes a bite out of it? (*^▽^)/★*☆♪
So here’s an artwork where Pure Vanilla is slowly going insane after taking a bite, and all Shadow Milk can do is hold him as he succumbs to the same insanity that claimed him so long ago. Fun stuff, am I right? ((o(^∇^)o))
#pure vanilla crk#shadow milk crk#shadowvanilla#cookie run kingdom#pure vanilla cookie#pureshadow#shadow milk cookie#vanilla milkshake#laughs evilly as I scurry back to my cave to disappear for another month#my fellow Shadowvanilla shippers I have returned#my discord still doesn’t work and I’m still upset about it#how am I supposed to live laugh love if I can’t share my artworks on the vanilla milkshake server?#sad times indeed#anyways I hope nobody mistakes the yellow eyes on my drawing for bill cipher just because they’re yellow#I needed some toe curling angst after being gone for so long#I live off of doomed yaoi#also look at how my art has somewhat improved me is very happy#I should get my pookie to write a fanfic on this don’t you think?#okay this is probably too many hashtags sorgy
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still no cure for the addicted to dark haired men disease
#was not sad but idk. frustrated? abt a certain dark haired man#but distracted myself by having a laugh w another dark haired man at the work do. …#also the bar tender where we went is legit my fave I’m sooooo making it my regular hang out spot#also cos it’s so chill it doesn’t feel like a pub? cos it’s not#it feels like a place to hang out where u can have alcohol or not#as opposed to most bar type places have such a have to intoxicate vibe#nah this one is so laid back. second time I’ve been now#anyway I’m in a good mood#I have the most beautiful view rn#there’s cats around#I’m warm ! I can have a BATH tomorrow if I like!#I feel like I’m on holiday but I’m gonna get paid
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Mihawk: You’re being a child.
Shanks (on shot what? of gin) : You'd better watch who you're calling a child, Dracule. Because if I'm a child, you know what that makes you?
Mihawk:....
Shanks: A Pedophile.
Mihawk:……
Shanks (drinking the gin bottle dry) : And I'll be damned if I'm gonna be lectured by a pervert.
Mihawk: ……..😑
Safe to say that Shanks is no longer allowed to drink gin. Because, As it turns out, spirits turn him into a bit of a mean drunk
#Shanks being a slightly mean drunk when drinking spirits didn’t come to me till I felt taht this was all a little meaner than he’d ever be#but now I’m holding onto it with my everything I’ve got because yes!#it is imperative that shanks so much as doesn’t touch a spirit unless he turns into the snidest meanest grumpiest drunk ever#but not angry abusive drunk more the heckler muppets mean#or a lite Peter griffin#anyway this joke from family guy never fails to make me laugh the seriousness with which he says it insane 😭#one piece#one piece incorrect quotes#throwing thoughts to the void#dracule mihawk#op#hawkeye mihawk#mishanks#akagami no shanks#incorrect quotes#akataka#shanks#red haired shanks#red hair shanks#incorrect one piece#mihawk x shanks#one piece shitpost#one piece funny#one piece meme#incorrect op
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“requiem for methuselah” crazy ass episode for many reasons. Kirk is being fully insane, like I don’t actually think, even controlling for how quickly and easily and readily he seems to fall in love with anybody at the slightest encouragement, that he’d go that bonkers for that android woman he just met while everyone on the ship was this close to dying, but that’s neither here nor there, because in the background you’ve got an equally but much more subtly insane episode for Spock, who extremely uncharacteristically admits to experiencing an emotion (or nearly experiencing, whatever) and that emotion is ENVY of all things. And then spends the rest of the episode warning Kirk away from this new love interest (something that doesn’t usually happen, even when Kirk has very inadvisable love interests) and is, in the end, the person who accurately identifies that Rayna’s competing love for Kirk and Flint is ultimately what overwhelms and destroys her with the most killer line in maybe history???
And then to wrap it up we get an equally uncharacteristic sort of denouement scene (TOS loooves to cut an episode off right after the actual climax, leaving little time for falling action or character reflection, or to stick a sitcom-y button on the end where the gang all smiles and laughs at their misadventures and everything resets to zero, which is not a criticism, it’s just the style of that era of tv, honestly) where Kirk is literally miserable over Rayna’s death (again, kind of unusual for a lot of his love interests, he tends to be able to move on pretty quickly) and Spock goes to see him and he falls asleep right in front of Spock (also odd) and then when Bones comes in to give the final word on Flint, Spock waves him off from waking the Captain (tender) and Bones gives him that awful speech about how it’s sadder that Spock can’t even imagine the love Kirk felt for this random android woman than it is that Kirk lost her in the first place (debatable but also rude) and how his great tragedy is that he can’t love at all like they can and how all he wishes is that Kirk could forget about all of this and move on. AND THEN, to have Bones leave and Spock go over to Kirk and very gently, tenderly, reluctantly touch him and put his hand to his forehead and tell him to forget and HAVE THAT BE THE END OF THE EPISODE??? What am I supposed to do with that??
#‘the joys of love made her human. the agonies of love destroyed her’ hUH. What a cool line.#hope it doesn’t become some sort of…thesis statement for you or something SPOCK#listen my number one beef with the way they write bones is that they just make him completely mischaracterize everything to suit the plot#this man is not an idiot he KNOWS Spock has emotions and just suppresses them#you’re going to tell me he’s been on that ship with Spock for years and thinks he feels no love whatsoever for anyone???#like even after what happened in the empath and in that episode where McCoy thought he was dying#he knows Spock loves people!!! COME ON#does he really just mean romantic love?? that’s so boring WRITE HIM BETTER#also they’re banking a lot on people remembering what the Vulcan mind meld is for that last bit#like I know it comes up a lot but…this is 1968 or whatever. They don’t have this shit on dvd to rewatch#you’re counting on really dedicated fan memory here or on people catching reruns#because otherwise it just looks like Spock waiting to be alone to touch Kirk as tenderly as possible and pray he forgets this woman#truly what’s going on#anyway I kind of hated this episode#like quite frankly there was too much going on#are androids people? would Kirk fall in love that hard that quickly and choose it over the safety of his crew?#why wasnt the illness ravaging the crew a bigger deal??#they didn’t even get into WHY flint was immortal#he was just a regular human and apparently the ONLY one who was granted immortality by the earth’s atmosphere#leaving aside the very creepy and very early born sexy yesterday trope going on throughout#but it was a really good Spock episode if you just….dont look at anything else….#the writer for this one also did Day of the Dove and Mirror Mirror which explains a LOT#two other episodes that are interesting for the character dynamics but really chaotic plot wise#anyway imagine saying to Spock’s face that he has no idea what love can drive a man to do#one has to laugh#tos#star trek#as always…. I’m sorry that I’m Like This
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inktober 2024 - day 14
#inktober 2024#rei suwa#buddy daddies#fanart#ink#oof i was fighting for my life for today’s drawing#i had two other drawings that i had to rip out of my sketchbook ‘cause they were just absolute garbage lmao#and ended up with this rei <3 the overall look of the drawing doesn’t quite match what i envisioned but oh well#i’m halfway through this show and i love it so much it’s been a min since i watched an anime that genuinely made me laugh#my face be hurting from smiling so much#anyway that’s 2 weeks of inktober done!
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thinking ex-sorcerer!sugu thoughts 😔
#he is so jaded and cynical <3333#also grows a resting bitch face that turns into a customer service smile in two seconds flat#he doesn’t care what people think of him anymore so it’s fine if his smile isn’t convincing#……… i feel like he would work. at a restaurant#something something his karmic destiny is to devour but he chooses to cook for others instead#it keeps him sane#so anyway . i’m picturing you as someone with a cursed technique but zero knowledge of sorcerery because you slipped under the radar#and you . meet him. for a blind date#and he’s sooo easy to talk to and you’re having fun and letting yourself unwind#and you end up teasingly telling him that you can see ghosts. that you have since you were a kid. expecting him to laugh it off#but he gives you this odd knowing glance#and a weary smile#and goes#”ghosts huh?”#…….. i don’t know what happens from there i’m just obsessed w him#he’s a little bitch but i love him :’3#ari noises ✩
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I can’t believe this shit took me 3 fucking days
anyway I have a ton of headcanons that I shall discuss in the tags
also I took loose inspiration off of @sneakyboythingz ‘s human design of Jax, it is a good design
#The quality on these are shitty#Aw well#If Michael Kovach doesn’t sing as Jax it will be absolutely tragic#Same goes for the crazy fucking laugh#I really wanted to draw human versions of the cast so I tried some concepts#I will at some point draw better versions#For the time being I think it would be funny if Ragatha and Jax’s heights changed from her being slightly taller but now I’m not so sure#Anyway Ragatha likes to sew/knit#ragatha#tadc ragatha#the amazing digital circus#the amazing digital circus jax#tadc jax#Also I am sick#i wish I was in school#i know that’s a weird thing to say considering I lack a social life with most people my age#but it beats being stuck at home#okay I’m tired as fuck now#g’night
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tossing this into the tag on here
here’s my Challengers playlist moodboard for various parts of the throuple because per usual I’m predictable
does the sound / vibe of this go together as perfectly as I’d love it to? who knows! probably not! but I’m sharing anyway and it makes sense in MY head
#challengers#challengers 2024#challengers movie#challengers throuple#art donaldson#tashi duncan#patrick zweig#yes I’m reminding myself playlist making shouldn’t be that serious (you can all laugh at me for lying)#when you have like 200 fandom playlists you have a reputation to uphold y’know#I give myself convoluted rules for my playlist making by lyrics and by sound (or I try to anyway). it’s a disease#shuffle icon means it doesn’t have an order <3#Spotify
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Decided to sketch some of those YCH ideas for warm up but they kept getting smaller as I went
Finished the papyri and then went “ok, time to do some sanses!” and stared blankly at the canvas for like six minutes
#I wanna emphasize that these can be either platonic or romantic but even STILL I hc sanses in general as just not being fans of physical#affection that much which makes character interaction things like this. difficult#maybe sledding with blue…but then I’d have to do full body…ough#ooh. sans putting the snowman’s carrot through his nasal cavity and the insert laugh while holding a snowball to imply making a snow#snow man I hate typing on the ipad dying ten thousand deaths. anyway#hmmmm#HMMM…#OH maybe I could add Pup and insert character getting tangled in Christmas tree lights that’d be cute right??#not a sans lol OUGH red is so Not a touchy guy who doesn’t participate in things it’s hard to imagine him in most seasonal situations#maybe just smth simple like insert putting a knit cap on his head to keep him warm..? ough#wanna self indulgently add void but Who would want that and What would be even be doing. wait no cute imagery of him knitting and insert#holding the yarn for him watching curiously OUGH…what a grandma#maybe I could just draw that as him and the Chara who lives w/ him for a bit as a Christmas doodle like the one w/ abstract#I’m just talking to myself at this point ok sorry bye#sunny with clouds#wips in the sun
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So I’ve just seen this tweet and…
…so I know the dates here are from the Wiki and therefore not necessarily all canon, but that’s not what I wanted to talk about (for once).
My question is:
Who is “Michael Vaas”? 😅
#probably just a careless mistake but I laughed#………….#okay you know what I’m still going to talk about the dates very quickly#antón being born in 1954 makes sense#pagan being born in 1966 is correct according to the narrative director#but it’s unclear if we look at mohan’s journal#joseph being born in 1976 doesn’t contradict anything but that’s not in the game#that was the date given on play-asia.com though#vaas being born in 1984 is what’s currently on the wiki#but he’s had like three different birthdays there…#people have previously randomly decided he was born in 1987 or 1985#anyway… happy lunar new year! 🐰#antón castillo#anton castillo#far cry 6#joseph seed#far cry 5#pagan min#far cry 4#vaas montenegro#oh sorry#michael vaas#far cry 3
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Guys the Spotify wrapped just dropped
#I cannot listen to music that doesn’t make me immediately think of him#if I don’t do that then I’m not listening#I’m sorry but that are the rules#anyways#pokemon#pokemon xy#pkmn#pkmn xy#lysandre#team flare boss lysandre#pokemon memes#pokemon xy memes#comfort character#spotify wrapped#live laugh love lysandre
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Ha ha losers think they’re actually dating someone [normal boarding school au]
#I’m a fan of useless love triangles being played solely for laughs#bc otherwise love triangles are horrifically boring#unless it ends with a poly relationship#those are fun#anyways Tyler keeps trying to kill Enid for having a crush on Wednesday#but Enid doesn’t even notice what he’s doing bc he’s so pathetic#and ofc Wednesday doesn’t know that either of them are interested in her#too busy hyperfixating on murders#wednesday netflix#wednesday addams#enid sinclair#tyler galpin#wenclair#Frog art
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TOMMY CALLS BUCK “EVAN”????? NO THANKS
#911 on abc#911 abc#911 season 7#feels bad feels weird feels. disrespectful is the wrong word and also the only one i can come up with rn#i’m going to trust that the writers know it’s weird and the choice is intentional but i also have fears#fears that the idea behind tommy calling buck ‘evan’ is because it’s meant to signify their deeper connection#because like. maddie calls him evan and she’s family. so does the evan connection also refer back to tommy being family?#i’m speculating sorry. anyways no thank you#it’s just kinda like. use a person’s nickname if that’s what they prefer to be called?#for buck it’s like. i understand that evan is used in times of importance to emphasize the person’s connection to him. BUT#TOMMY DOESN’T HAVE THAT CONNECTION TO HIM AT THIS POINT#tommy calling buck ‘evan’ is like someone introducing themself as ‘drew’ and then you choose to exclusively call them andrew#it’s WEIRD#because like sure tommy would know evan’s first name. but HE WOULD DEFINITELY ALSO RECOGNIZE THAT HE GOES BY BUCK???#anyways. live laugh 911
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Look I’m no author
But like, sometimes. Sometimes, I come up with stuff that makes me chuckle like;
 Obi-Wan narrowed his eyes. Who taught Boil manipulation tactics?
He paused, nearly tripping at the realization.
Oh right. He did.
#it doesn’t matter#all that matters is it made me laugh#sometimes I reread stuff and I’m just like lol what#I did that?#anyways#yeah throwback#I’ve mostly done canon divergence cause AUGH the Jedi dying suck
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