#he just did it to ? what’s his name. the tairen lord who wants to be w lady caraline. i think his name is darlin

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reading wheel of time tells me a lot about robert jordan. one of the main things that jumps out at me is that he really doesn’t like big noses

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Summary: Will receives a surprise visitor in the middle of the night--a visitor who happens to be as pushy as he is handsome. Part Two of a Hannigram-Wheel of Time AU for @hannibalcreative ‘s #HannibalOdyssey. No prior knowledge of the Wheel of Time is necessary. 

Rating: Mature

Read the first chapter here. 

OH MY GOD, Y’ALL! You are all so wonderful! I’m blown away by all the kind feedback you’ve left on the first chapter and I’m thrilled you’re enjoying this--Wheel of Time readers and non-readers alike. Confetti for everyone! I hope you enjoy the next part s much as the last. 

Also, check out the most AMAZINGLY WONDERFUL MOST PERFECT thing ever that @byk23 did! It sits in the place of highest honor at my cube, right next to my “We’re on to immortality” Sports Illustrated print out from the last Patriots Super Bowl.

And here's some more news: I had think about how I could expand this and now have the beginnings of a plan of to carry on past the first sequence. More to come. Bad news, that means I won't be confirming many easter eggs from here on in. ;-) In the wise words of Robert Jordan himself, you will have to read and find out.

Book Cover: Photoshop Manip. Background is from original Eye of the World art by Darell K Sweet. Figures from Michael Kolhaas

Him They Named Dragon: Part Two

Pray that the heart of stone remembers tears, and the soul of fire love.

--from The Karaethon Cycle As translated by Eliaine Marise’idin Alshinn, Chief Librarian at the Court of Arafel, In the Year of Grace 231 Of the New Era, the Third Age

Will was asleep when Harlan kicked his way through the door. “Will!” Harlan shouted, and like a big cat he pronounced. He didn't even bother to remove his sword belt just jumped into bed, armed and fully dressed. Will took a shot to the nuts from the hilt of Harlan’s sword, which left him dazed long enough for Harlan to settle himself and pin Will’s legs between his own. “I am not accustomed to being kept waiting!”

“Burn you, you bloody idiot! What’s the matter with you!?!” Will shouted back. He grabbed Harlan by the shoulders and tried to throw the man off, but Harlan rose up onto his knees, placed both hands on Will’s chest, and pushed him back onto the mattress with an embarrassing lack of effort. Light, Alana had been right. Harlan was probably strong enough to toss Will over his shoulder if he wanted to, and he certainly wanted something right now.

“I am annoyed, and I am randy. I thought you understood that.” Harlan snapped.

“Um? And I thought I made myself clear, I'm not interested.”

“Hah! You will have to be more convincing than that.” Harlan reached between Will’s legs and grabbed his hardening cock. “This feels like interest to me,” he sneered and wasted no time rubbing Will down.

‘Burn me!’  Will tried to yell, but what came out instead was a loud and hungry moan. Harlan was a menace, an absolute menace! Nevertheless, Will began to relax beneath the Tairen lord's body; he couldn't help himself. Harlan was excellent with his hands, and it had been so very long since Will had shared an evening with anybody—not that this was sharing. This was siege warfare, and Will’s mental fortresses were crumbling before Harlan's unbridled aggression like sand before the tide.

“Harlan, listen to me,” he panted. “Stop. It’s dangerous. I'm dangerous.”

The Tairen lord let go of Will and removed his sword and belt. He leaned the scabbard against the side of the bed near Will’s head, and instead of stopping, Harlan doubled down. The heron mark on the hilt watched surreptitiously as Harlan lay down on top of Will and began to thrust against Will’s thigh. Will closed his legs, but Harlan reached down again and forced his them back open.

“Relax, Will. I know precisely how dangerous you are. You cannot hurt me,” he said pressing the words into Will’s neck.

Will groaned from the pain of denial and the pleasure Harlan lavished on him. He reached up and grabbed a fistful of Harlan's hair intending to pull him off. But as Harlan continued to aggressively bear down on him, Will found it was all he could do to hang on. He focused on cool rivers, sturdy stones, and anything that would prevent him from embracing the One Power while Harlan bucked into him greedily. Will opened his legs a little wider to allow Harlan to lay more comfortably between them hating that he was so weak willed and horny.

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