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Tim’s first time visiting Kent Farm
Ma: Well do you know what this plant is?
Tim: Uh no.
Ma: They’re soybeans. Kon, tell him about soybeans.
Kon: Soybeans…are your friends.
Ma: *gives him a look*
Kon: Well I don’t know anything about soybeans either!
#batfam#batman#tim drake#kon el superboy#kon el#martha kent#kon#kon kent#conner kent#kon el kent#superboy#ma kent#incorrect batman quotes#incorrect quotes#incorrect dc quotes#incorect quote#incoorect quotes#incorrect batfam#batman incorrect quotes#incorrect batboys quotes#incorrect batfamily quotes#incorrect tim drake#tim drake incorrect quotes#incorrect timkon#timkon#connor kent
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inktober day 2: discover
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Ms. Kent and Billy
it’s 1959 and it’s been a year ever since Billy got his powers. Life is good and he found out about a pie eating contest happening in some little town in Kansas called Smallville. If you were to win, you’d get a whole $100.
Billy: “A hundred whole dollars… I could get food for weeks- no, months with that!”
Martha(Ma Kent): *appeared behind him* “Are you gonna participate in the contest?”
Billy: *startles* “Uh… Yes?”
Martha: “Aren’t you a little skinny for that?”
Billy: “Wha- I’m not skinny! I don’t think I’m too skinny at least.”
Martha: *looks him up and down wondering if he’d let her cook a bunch of food for him* “Sure. Hey, I don’t think I’ve seen you around here before. Are you new to Smallville?”
Billy: “Yes. This is my first time here actually.”
Martha: “Oh? So you’re just here for the pie contest?”
Billy: “Yup. I’m gonna eat as much pie as I can, and then I’m gonna get the money.”
Martha: “Will you tell me if they’re good?”
Billy: “Sure? Why?”
Martha: “Cause me and my mom made all the pies for the competition!”
Billy: “Oh, that’s amazing!” *looks starstruck*
Martha: *sounds proud* “I know.”
Billy didn’t end up winning the competition. He actually ended up vomiting after his first pie because his little malnourished self couldn’t handle all of that. Martha was there though to clean him up with a rag. They got to know each other better after that and soon enough, Billy would transform into Marvel, fly over to Smallville, and hang out with her. Martha even got to know Freddy because he would sometimes fly over with Billy too. Then the time bubble happened and fast forward 50 years. Billy, after panicking about his entire life and everything he knows it being over, went to go see Martha, who was conveniently still near Smallville.
Billy: *knocks on the door*
Martha: “Coming!” *opens the door and looks around seeing no one*
Billy: “Down here.”
Martha: *looks down to Billy and pauses to stare*
Billy: “Heeeeeeeey Martha.” *awkward wave*
Martha continued to stare at him for a solid minute before she rubbed her eyes, and then rubbed them again for good measure.
Martha: “Billy…?”
Billy: “Martha…?”
Martha: “Oh- my… Oh my Gosh!” *kneels down so she can look him over even going as far as to pinch his little cheeks to make sure he’s real*
Billy: “Ow! Martha, stop!” *bats away her hands*
Martha: *keeps trying to pinch him aways* “Are you real?”
Billy: “Yes?”
Martha: *has seen too much nonsense due to Clark* “Well, if you’re the real Billy uhm… Where did we first meet?”
Billy: “A pie eating contest here?”
Martha: “Hmm… That might be too easy… What pies did I make for the contest?”
Billy: “Wha- I don’t know!? How am I supposed to remember that??”
Martha: “Okay… Too hard. How about you tell me something only you would’ve known about a fourteen year old me.”
Billy: “Like what?”
Martha: “Like something secret I told you.”
Billy: “Uhm… You had a crush on Elvis and said you wanted your future husband to be just like him?”
Martha: *stares before feeling herself cringe at her teenage self* “Okay, I’ll assume you’re the real Billy. Come in, bud.”
They caught up after that. They even decided to make pies together again. It was fun. You would just see them in the kitchen together talking about whatever, normally old lady stuff, and baking. Then, when Grandpa Kent came home…
Jonathan(Pa Kent): “Martha, I’m home!” *walks to the kitchen and pauses when he sees Billy and Martha*
Martha and Billy: *stare back at him*
Jonathan: “Martha is that an another grandbaby, clone, or cousin of Clark’s?”
Martha: “None of those. This is Billy. He’s a friend of mine.”
Jonathan: “Martha, you’re just befriending eight-year-olds now? Where are his parents?”
Billy: “They’re dead, mister! But don’t worry, me and Martha met back in ‘59. We go way back.”
Jonathan: *stares for a solid minute* “Wait a darn moment… were you caught up in all that Fawcett business?” *heard about it on the news*
Billy: “Yup!”
Martha: “What Fawcett business?”
That’s how Billy was led to explain the entirety of the time bubble and suspendium and all that. The Kents thankfully welcomed him with open arms. After this entire incident, Billy showing up to the farm was a regular occurrence. He could bake with Martha and help Mr. Jonathan out as much as he could on the farm. Then, one of the Kents other grandchildren showed up. (Billy was basically their grandbaby too, not that the Batson knew)
Jonathan: *trying to fix their tractor because it broke down for whatever reason*
Billy: *standing to the side, holding a toolbox and giving him tools whenever he asks*
Jon: *flies over from Metropolis* “Grandpa! Grandpa-” *does a double take when he sees Billy* “Wait, who’re you?”
Billy: “I’m Billy!”
Jonathan: “You heard him Jon. He’s Billy.”
Jon: *suddenly self-conscious of the fact that he’s flying in front of this kid and kinda just revealed his identity* “I’m uh… Jon.” *slowly floats down to land on the ground*
Billy and Jon: *stare at each other*
Jonathan: “Billy, can you pass me the diamond tip screwdriver?”
Billy: “Sure!” *passes it to him*
Yeah… Jon was a little confused as to who this random kid was. He was also a little confused as to why he refers to Jon’s grandpa has Mr. Jonathan but refers to Jon’s grandma as Martha. Did he live with grandma and grandpa? Is he another one of his dad’s cousins? Jon doesn’t think the boy’s a kryptonian but he might be wrong. Anyways, he’s making everything weird! Though it’s a sort of good kind of weird? His grandma is acting… younger? They also keep referencing things Jon has no idea about. (Late 50s pop culture) The kid- Billy, seems nice enough though. He has no problems playing with Jon so that’s awesome! Jon is so happy to have a friend away from home, but he’s still confused as to why Billy is at the farm.
Jon: “Dad, why do some people live on farms?”
Supes: “Because they’re farmers…?”
Jon: “No, but like what if they aren’t farmers, and they just help the farmers that are already there? Like one day they just showed up and decided to help around.”
Supes: “Well, I guess the closest thing you’re looking for would be a farmhand. Why are you asking?”
Jon: “Well, there’s this kid that lives with grandma and grandpa now-”
Supes: “WHAT?!”
Yeah, neither Ma Kent or Pa Kent have told Clark about this. It kind of slipped their minds.
Bonus interactions:
Before Pa Kent Came Home…
Billy: “Who’s that?” *looking at a photo of Pa and Ma Kent together*
Martha: “My husband.”
Billy: “Husband…?” *suddenly sad he missed a bunch of stuff from Martha’s life* “Oh…”
Martha: You sound upset. What’s wrong?
Billy: “Nothing.”
Twenty Years Ago When Clark Was Still a Kid…
Supes: Ma, who’s that? *looking at a photo of a nine year old Billy and a fourteen year old Martha*
Martha: “Oh, that’s Billy and I.”
Supes: “Who’s Billy?”
Martha: “An old friend of mine. He uhm… disappeared one day. I don’t know what happened to him.”
#billy batson#shazam#dc captain marvel#captain marvel dc#fawcett city#fawcett#fawcett comics#jon el#jonathan kent#martha kent#ma kent#pa kent#clark kent
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I need need need an au where Kara and Clark both crash into the Kent farm at the same time and the Kent’s take one look at them and just go “ours now”
Does she speak any English? No. Does it matter? Also no. Ma and Pa will raise her right
#townsfolk are like#oh who’s this?#ma and pa: she’s our daughter we recently adopted#townsfolk: what languege is that?#ma and pa: Esperanto#townsfolk: oh… okay?#text post#dc#ma and pa kent#kara danvers#kara zor el#Clark Kent#kal el
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Do you see my vision
#GIVE HIM THE FUCKING TRUUUUUUUNKSSSS#and give her the skirt pls#have ma kent give them both the way she did in season 1#i mean they understood the importance in the first place i doubt theyll just forget it but that doesnt mean ill shut up till season 3 is out#aka ill be obnoxious about it until something else grabs my attention like spidey or invincible#my adventures with superman#my adventures with supergirl#maws season 2#maws#maws supergirl#maws superman#superman show#superman suit#superman#clark kent#kal el#kara kent#kara zor el#kara danvers#supergirl#dc comics#dc
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Kara's New family
#dc comics#dc#superman#my adventures with superman#maws#maws spoilers#clark kent#kara zor el#supergirl#ma kent#pa kent#tjey love adopting kriptonians for sure
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ma kent and kon !! u tell em !!
(original if u wanna use it <3)
#dc#dcu#dc comics#dc fanart#kon el#kon el kent#conner kent#kontent#superboy#martha kent#ma kent#superman#superfam#fanart#fan art#art#my art#cifaeart
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wake me up, before you go-go
#bart (as in bug art)#timkon#kon el#conner kent#tim drake#superboy#robin#red robin#dc#dc comics#young justice#young just us#something something spotify link to ignore#this was fun! i haven’t drawn them in a hot minute#i enjoyed rendering for once so! win!#also in cause it’s not clear#tim’s mug is a drake & and kon’s is an upside down ufo (that he may or may not have stolen from ma)#they’re really funny guys. trust
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Aprendí a estar bien estando mal.
#ya no quiero esto#frases#indirectas sad#corazón roto#renunciar#escribiendo en soledad#ya no mas#no tengo ganas#ya no se que hacer#escritos#sentimientos#fragmentos#notas#pensamientos#textos#letras#desamor#citas#lo que pudo ser#lo que el viento se llevó#que te vaya bonito
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Some demons give prey to their partners as a sign of affection(?
Contexto:
#bonrin#rin okumura#ryuuji suguro#blue exorcist#ao no exorcist#aoex#sugurin#bonrin au#勝燐#Rin genuinamente no entiende porque lo hizo pero lo aterra mas el saber que lo volvería a hacer#como siempre pésimo ingles pq si y se aguantan 🤙 amenos que quieran leer manuscrito y en español#los tqm 🫶💖
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part two! the irons, kenan, kara and lana ... sometime next week.
[clois, jayjon and the twins]
#dc#dc comics#fanart#bobbinart#kon-el#conner kent#superboy#pa kent#jonathan kent#ma kent#martha kent#is this kon's canon style? no. but i decided i didn't want three guys in sweat pants and hoodies#bc jon's just very basic teen#and i'm probably gonna put kenan in athleisure#so kon gets whateverthis is#i actually really like the third one lol#superfam#the kents
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i live under the strong belief that every time another super/bat relationship spawns, alfred's will to serve the manor lessens ever so slightly
#of course he would never leave#but the lingering thought of “god these people are getting hard to bear” stays in the back of his mind#and wonders why they can't just all be friends like him and ma kent are#superbat#bruce wayne x clark kent#timkon#damijon#karababs#superbats#tim drake#conner kent#damian wayne#jon kent#kara zor-el#jon-el#kon-el#kal-el#bruce wayne#clark kent#dcu#dc comics#dc#dc batman#dc superman#superman#batman#red robin#superboy#supergirl#gothihop speaks
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excerpt from a "Kara actually got to Earth on-schedule and now she's got a baby cousin to raise" AU:
Kara doesn’t understand the aliens’ language, which is fine. She didn’t expect to. She watches them interact and listens as they speak, familiarizing herself with the cadence and pitch and rhythm of their voices and doing her best to pick out individual sounds and patterns. She likes languages well enough. She did pretty well with Daxamite dialects in school last year, anyway.
The aliens are kind, at least so far. They found her and Kal curled up in the remains of their smashed-up ships in their ruined field and brought them into their home despite the mess. Kara thinks they’re farmers, probably? So probably Laborer Guild, or whatever this planet has instead of Laborers. The House of El is mostly Thinkers, but Kara isn’t worried about that. She’ll figure something out, as soon as she figures out how to communicate with the aliens. Pantomime has not been all that helpful, at least not so far.
They gave her a warm, unusually sweet drink that might have some kind of milk in it, with soft white pellets in it that are even sweeter. It’s not quite like anything she’s ever tasted before, but she likes it. Kal really liked it, though the aliens seemed to think he shouldn't have too much and gave her a little cup of just milk alone for him instead. Or she thinks it's milk, anyway.
It's white. And very thick, and almost creamy? Though it tasted good too, when Kara stole a sip to make sure it wouldn’t upset Kal’s stomach if she gave it to him.
"Pye," the alien that Kara is assuming is female announces in their weirdly simple-sounding language, putting a round plate with a slice of something on it on the table in front of her. Kal reaches for it from her lap with a burble. Kara peers at it too. The slice is triangular, with a crisp crust and an oozy red filling. She wonders why the plate is round, if the "pye" is meant to be sliced and served triangularly. It seems a little disrespectful to the cook–or baker? Or at least the artisan who made the plate, which was clearly painted with very dedicated care–painted by hand, even, not a pre-programmed design reproduced by a machine. That’s very luxurious for Laborers to be offering unexpected guests who just destroyed their field.
Maybe they’re overcompensating, Kara thinks. Or maybe the aliens are really just that kind.
Maybe.
She thinks they’re little flowers, the designs around the edges of the plate. Or at least they look like they could be flowers. They’re flower-like, if nothing else, and all the weird colors of them might just be a stylistic choice.
They’re pretty.
She wishes she could show her mother.
Kara crushes down the grief for the thousandth time and smiles at the aliens. They smile back.
It helps, almost.
Almost.
The “pye” tastes very good.
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gracias @michellemouse por tirar la idea de miguel en el carrefour😼
#YA POR FIN VOLVIII#decidi un carrefour express porque se me hacia mas gracioso y ya me canse de los uniformes rojos xD#mi primera vez dibujando al mikei como me quedo banda#re viejo el chiste de lanus#oswald the lucky rabbit#mickey mouse#fanart#digital art#las mogul al lado de las barritas mix no pegan bien pero no sabia que mas poner😿#el cajon de coca cola me quedo al reve. bueno ya me cayoJASKJD
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Talvez seja meu grupo favorito galera não vou mentir
#grupos#sexymen brasil#sexymen brasil 2#grupo 19#eu normalmente votaria no Zé sem pensar duas vezes mas a urna me pegou demais#esse homem itaipava eu nunca tinha ouvido falar antes se n é ele é oq é
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