#is wine that good?

[dazaosa]

Is it normal for someone who's 13 to drink so much wine?

Now, listen. I am not one to judge. On the contrary! I sure do enjoy myself some sake, the cheap kind that burns your entire gut! However, there's this tiny slug who consumes questionable amounts of wine.

It's not that he's doing it secretly! His brother, who is french (and hates me) allows it and even encourages it. And I don't judge!

However, this slug is tiny, really small. A chibi little slug 🐌just like that! Will it kill him?... I sure hope not.

If he sees this, hiii!!! Please don't die of wine 😱😱

[mo-mode]

AU where Mr. D claiming to be Percy’s dad accidentally counts as Claiming according to Greek god law or whatever and now all the other gods legitimacy believe Percy is his son, but if Mr. D corrects it, he has to explain to Zeus why he pretended he was Percy’s dad so now he’s like “YEP ol’ Perry Johansson is MY child wowie just look at the little fry, you have your mother’s eyes. Please stop standing next to water or you will blow my cover”

Meanwhile Poseidon is just standing off to the side like “how on earth did I dodge THAT bullet”

[tiger-grace]

Superman: I haven’t seen you at the watchtower for a while. Where have you been the last few weeks, Batman?

Bruce: Rehab.

Superman, worriedly: Oh, I’m so sorry- I never knew you struggled with that. If you don’t mind me asking, what for?

Bruce, grimacing as he watches public footage of Signal and Red Hood starting a dumpster fire out of Pro-Joker merch: ..adoption.

[nicosart]

i 💚 chappell roan 🗽

[crowleyholmes]

Been working on this for a while and if I don't post it now I never will so here you go <3 enjoy the most self-indulgent thing I've ever spent time on - I just really needed them to hug...

[vintage--lilacs]

Roan of Arc @chappellroan

[thursdayes]

cannot get enough of these guys (man-shaped ethereal beings)🪦

[robinwithay]

the fact Crowley knows Aziraphale's "something's wrong" voice implies that Aziraphale has called him for things being "wrong" that aren't, presumably, world-ending catastrophes. like the hinges on his bookshop doors being a bit squeaky. or a customer that won't leave. or any number of things he doesn't need Crowley to fix for him but are a convenient excuse to call him and pout down the phone until he rushes over and rescues him

[gleafer]

Bildad fluff?

Yes have some!

[allysdelta]

CrossOmens Part 1: A Long Time to Hope

Part 2: A Matter of Character Part 3: Book-Bound

Support me on Ko-fi Follow on Patreon Read the CrossOmens series on Ao3

[silly-little-gooses]

ah, yes, the two genders

[nickydraws]

You know how sometimes you just have to get through November, and to do it you need one particular demon with a bottle of wine. Happy December everyone I guess!

[batman-soup]

what if in his early robin days when Alfred insisted he come up to the manor Tim got lost exploring and wandered into the library. what if while Tim was just browsing he turns the corner and runs into bruce towering over him. what if bruce absolutely lost it at Tim and told him to get out and stay OUT of the library (the library was Jason’s favorite room). what if even after jason comes back tim avoids the library like a plague. what if jason found out bruce basically banned Tim from reading(drama queen) and gets PISSED. What if he tore into bruce about it who didn’t even remember the whole encounter until now. what if what if what if

[fakemichaelsheen]

-give me coffee-

crowley: *angrily stirring his coffee*

aziraphale, arms folded: *looking away from crowley*

jesus, sitting between them, awkward: um, did crowley mention-

aziraphale: oh, it's first name terms, is it?

crowley: I don't have a surname, you idiot. what's he supposed to call me?

aziraphale: well, it doesn't matter to me. do what you please

crowley: don't worry. I will

jesus, fed up: oh for my sake, don't you see what's going on here?

crowley & aziraphale: ...

jesus: in case you haven't noticed, there's going to be a war. and this *gestures* is just going to have to wait. I didn't come back just to be your marriage counsellor

aziraphale, scoffs: we're not married

crowley, scowling: yeah and if we were, which we're not, I'd want a divorce

jesus to nina: yeah, could I have a glass of water? I'm gonna need something stronger than coffee

[yourangle-yuordevil]

He was just drinking his two totally normal glasses of regular wine 🍷

[maccaccino]

where is my wife

Amazon review on this Morrow edition of "Good Omens" by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett I found this morning that left me laughing in tears right from the title.

... Actually, in hindsight, having seen the ineffable divorce™️ of Season 2, the fact that the only thing left on the cover is his glass of wine makes me so sad. It's like Crowley, having now been through all that, has left his glass of wine in the bookshop and is refusing to come back since Aziraphale is gone. Muriel doesn't really want to touch what Crowley left in the hopes he will be back soon and maybe still want his glass of "whine", whatever that is. He seemed sad last time they saw him, so that's probably what they meant by "whine".

.... Wait a minute though, did Aziraphale write this review?!? "WHERE IS MY WIFE?" ?!?!?

Okay it's time to tag him, this has gone off the rails and so have I. @neil-gaiman please explain. Thank you. (Love your work, actually. But also... What is going on here.)

Update, not even 10 hours after I originally posted this: Neil himself liked the post. I'm freaking out a normal amount about it.

PS: here's a lil thank you post for all the notes I'm getting, holy hell!!!