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Hello I need this next chapter like air

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Finn came back through the door quiet. He was red, cheeks flushed in his anger, but he looked at Leo so softly. Logan loved that about him. He loved that. Finn set down two cups on the side table, along with a banana.

“Sorry about that Le,” he said.

Leo shook his head, dazed and glancing towards the door. “No. I…Where’s—”

“They’re doing an interview.” Finn handed him the cup. “Drink this, electrolytes.” He cracked the banana’s peel. “You like these kind of green, right?”

Leo just stared at him for a moment, then nodded.

Finn pressed it into his hand. “Okay. Eat is slow.” He passed that hand through Leo’s hair. “Okay?”

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Rebloggin from the last time ao3 crashed

nothing like the walk of shame back to wattpad

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“Ao3 is down”

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Finally a Stark of Winterfell back on my mf screen

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HOLY SHIT GUYS WAYNE FAMILY ADVENTURES HAS RETURNED! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!

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Pov: Logan tremblay’s everyday view

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wow slay(I don’t care)

Watching lotr for the first time ever! Is the elf twink just there to serve face or does he do something useful eventually?

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Watching lotr for the first time ever! Is the elf twink just there to serve face or does he do something useful eventually?

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Just rewatched season 2 of bridgerton and there is a specific scene that got me thinkin. In said scene Kate says something along the lines of “I am your sister” and edwina says “half sister” and maybe it’s just because it’s sibling angst™️, but it got me thinkin about the batboys. Like which batbrother could you guys see calling their brother their “adopted brother��� ? For me I can deffff see Jason saying this to Tim? Or maybe Dick saying it to Robin!Jason? ORRR Dick saying it to Tim when Tim does something wrong in the field?? I don’t know why I can see dick saying it the most maybe because he’d be the most ate up by guilt??

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THEY HATE YOU CUZ THEY AINT YOU ANGEL I LOVE YOU

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Angel Reese you are my princess Diana

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what if in his early robin days when Alfred insisted he come up to the manor Tim got lost exploring and wandered into the library. what if while Tim was just browsing he turns the corner and runs into bruce towering over him. what if bruce absolutely lost it at Tim and told him to get out and stay OUT of the library (the library was Jason’s favorite room). what if even after jason comes back tim avoids the library like a plague. what if jason found out bruce basically banned Tim from reading(drama queen) and gets PISSED. What if he tore into bruce about it who didn’t even remember the whole encounter until now. what if what if what if

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The day the bachelor ends in a throuple is the day I sleep peacefully

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i am. so sorry if i have ever used the phrase “i have an au where—” and led you to believe that there is an actual fic out there for you to read rather than, at best, a post where i explain the concept, and at worst it is simply something that lives in my brain

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YES YES YES. And just imagine Bruce’s horrifying realization that even though he’s grown and he believes he and Tim’s relationship has changed Tim still hangs on to every single word that Bruce said when he was grieving Jason.

what if in his early robin days when Alfred insisted he come up to the manor Tim got lost exploring and wandered into the library. what if while Tim was just browsing he turns the corner and runs into bruce towering over him. what if bruce absolutely lost it at Tim and told him to get out and stay OUT of the library (the library was Jason’s favorite room). what if even after jason comes back tim avoids the library like a plague. what if jason found out bruce basically banned Tim from reading(drama queen) and gets PISSED. What if he tore into bruce about it who didn’t even remember the whole encounter until now. what if what if what if

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what if in his early robin days when Alfred insisted he come up to the manor Tim got lost exploring and wandered into the library. what if while Tim was just browsing he turns the corner and runs into bruce towering over him. what if bruce absolutely lost it at Tim and told him to get out and stay OUT of the library (the library was Jason’s favorite room). what if even after jason comes back tim avoids the library like a plague. what if jason found out bruce basically banned Tim from reading(drama queen) and gets PISSED. What if he tore into bruce about it who didn’t even remember the whole encounter until now. what if what if what if

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🥲🥲y’all @deadsetobsessions is so talented if you liked the triplet Tim idea and want to actually read it PLEASE GO FOLLOW THEM

Just read your triplet Tim au and I loved it so much. Which Robin is the one who went on the Brucequest and lost his spleen?

Hi! The originator of the Triplet Tim AU is @batman-soup and I am a humble writer in awe of her ideas, but AHDJSJDHS I’m really glad you liked it!! I think Tim (actual Tim) would go on the brucequest mostly because the other two aren’t that invested in Bruce personally.

They do, however, believe Tim because they know him better than anyone.

Lionel goes with him, loses him at the desert, figures out where he is/what happened with detective skills, and breaks him+pru out. He also shaves Ra’s entire head and does the og Tim’s job of crippling Ra’s assassin forces. Tim recovers but while he’s doing that, he’s entertaining himself by getting rid of the League of Spiders or something. Pru is like there’s fucking two of you??

Archy stays behind and guilt trips the shit out of Dick, does damage control with their PR nightmare, calls reinforcements with red hood’s gang, and basically takes over Gotham. Also somehow he convinces the bats/the justice league that he’s alive. “B never gave up when you supposedly died, Uncle Clark, and you couldn’t do him the courtesy of even trying?”

They come back with 1 less spleen and evidence. Bruce lectures everyone for an hour for not listening to his Robin.

Dick apologizes to Tim (by acknowledging his wrong doings and how much he hurt Tim thanks to Archy coaching him for months) and Tim punches him, forgives him (because that’s one of his robins, yall) and they go out for ice cream. Lionel and Archy goes to town with Ra’s threats. Assassins vs. Red Hood’s gang + the Triplets.

Bruce: I shouldn’t have left…

Clark: it’s not your fault, our grief couldn’t be helped.

Bruce: no, who cares about that? My robins took over Gotham and that’s what I’ve been trying to prevent for years goddammit I have to do so much damage control