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Another attempt failed... Sigh... Life sucks

However, thanks to the oxygen hitting my head after the rope left, I was brought the idea I should steal my dog's wine to save him from his horrid demise!

I sure hope this will be a permanent solution to such problem! If Verlaine threatens to kill me, well, I'll just thank him forward and let it pass!

Truly, I think I've been smart after such failure...

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Some people here have no creativity. Really? A wine cup? You're 13! Also your friend group sucks they're just jealous of meee~

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Is it normal for someone who's 13 to drink so much wine?

Now, listen. I am not one to judge. On the contrary! I sure do enjoy myself some sake, the cheap kind that burns your entire gut! However, there's this tiny slug who consumes questionable amounts of wine.

It's not that he's doing it secretly! His brother, who is french (and hates me) allows it and even encourages it. And I don't judge!

However, this slug is tiny, really small. A chibi little slug 🐌just like that! Will it kill him?... I sure hope not.

If he sees this, hiii!!! Please don't die of wine 😱😱

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Does anyone else like taking the train? I am quite a big enjoyer of the train. I think it just makes thinking easier. Even though my dear chibi says I shouldn't be left alone with my thoughts. What would he know?! His brain is too small to have thoughts..

Going back to the train, I think it's one of the best inventions of mankind. Even better than cars or the internet. It will always be superior!

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What does one normally put in diaries? I made that question to my English professor today and he stared at me weird. "What are you even writing there? You don't finish my assignments!"

Very funny, very funny, Mr. Teacher! I would finish his assignments if they weren't so unbearably boring. It's always the same. I don't want to learn about nouns again. I don't want to read those generic books. Sure, Animal Farm is a good book, but really? Is that all you can do?

Chibi says I have potential but what does he know!? Stupid slug messes up all of his assignments. I'm seriously suspecting he has ADHD. maybe he should get checked out ..

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My stupid dog told me I should start writing because, and I quote "it's good for your weird thoughts, dumbass" The audacity! However, great philosophers and writers had diaries, didn't they? Not that I want to be a writer. I love to read, yes, but writing seems like too much of an effort. I like to do things easily!

But yeah, poor reader, tiring you out with my rambles! That can't do, can it?

I'm not sure how this app works, but Chibi likes it very much and I want him to find this eventually!