#is that not already a tag?

[cafeyote]

me and gang at the haunted house

[antennatoheaven]

[kiryuing]

[astral-scout]

party rockers in the

[prokopetz]

I fully understand why "character A is astounded at the sight of character B's penis" is a specific kink that gets tagged for, but the fact that some platforms choose to tag this kink as "penis awe" is unintentionally very funny. Now I'm picturing penis experience kink tags for all those other allegedly transcendent emotions in the glossary of your Philosophy 101 textbook. Penis faith. Penis Weltschmerz. Penis apprehension of the absurd.

[salamispots]

finished this one recently (didn't realize I started this last february haha)

[otselotus]

"We can hear you too, you know?" Wild life spoilers kinda Not really

[trekkerac]

they were born to have a frankenstein ghost au come on

[onefey]

you're going about your normal day when, suddenly, surprise! you've been pokémon mystery dungeon'd!

unfortunately, due to budget cuts, the pokémon assigning quiz has been canceled. instead, you must spin THE WHEEL, assigning you a random, unevolved, non-legendary and non-mythical pokémon. you must now go on some sort of world-saving adventure as this pokémon. good luck!

tell me in the tags what you rolled, and how you feel about it - for bonus points, you can spin the wheel again for (or just take your pick of) a pokémon to be your partner.

bonus rules:

you're not shiny unless the wheel tells you you're shiny

take your pick of regional forms and evolutions (for example, if you roll vulpix, it's up to you whether that means normal or alolan vulpix)

apply whatever logic you like with regards to gender

have fun and be yourself!

[peggycatrerr]

today on the train home the guy next to me was on his phone and at one point i saw him go on tumblr and he just had like. a normie dash. like it was all photography. of nature and architecture. he was using tumblr the way a heterosexual landscaper for rich people might use instagram. i actually had to watch his screen for a few seconds to be sure it really was tumblr because i was so taken aback by the content he was viewing. this is why algorithmless websites are so beautiful btw because i genuinely didn't know that this side of tumblr even existed. he didn't even so much as scroll past any text posts.

EDIT: look i'm not going to turn off reblogs but i cannot stress enough that THIS WASN'T A HIPSTER BLOG DASH IT WASN'T AN AESTHETIC BLOG DASH IT WAS THE MOST WILDLY GENERIC COLLECTION OF IMAGES YOU HAVE EVER SEEN IN YOUR LIFE. I AM NOT EXAGGERATING OR BEING A QUIRKY FANDOM TUMBLRINA WHEN I SAY "NORMIE" I GENUINELY MEAN "SO NORMAL THAT IT CIRCLES AROUND TO WEIRD". CAN ANYBODY HEAR ME? HELLO?

[hanjoj]

their ship name might as well be theseus the way there's not a single original characteristic left there

[lokh]

DO YOU SEE MY VISION... DO YOU SEE WHAT THEY COULD BECOME

[shyaringan]

finally, a team 7 to complete the set!

[chappellsroans]

Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse + text posts

[consultingfujoshi]

I'm on the fuckin ice. I wouldn't trust a word out of that mountebanks mouth, not even televisually. you clearly don't have an objective perspective due to your feelings for her. we should eat it. what did you tell him, you dumbass. using your pupils to make love to her whilst your outie's wife rots away somewhere. just tell us about him, helly. tell us about the night gardener. was he wearing a vest. a luminescent vest. hey kid. helly was. never cruel. she's a fucking mole. yes. DO IT, SETH. text cannot do any of these line deliveries a SHRED of justice john turturro they are engraving your name in that emmy as we fucking speak

[falimarcis]

We don’t talk enough about Marcille wearing elven clothes pre-canon. Falin would have died right then and there if she ever saw Marcille dressed like this