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so true

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once you start saying shit like "yayy" "yippee" and "hehe" theres no going back

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I know (well, I know now) that my inability to date like a normal person is very likely down at least in part to the ADHD, and armed with that knowledge I am using my not inconsiderable intelligence (heretofore the reason the ADHD was not detected) to try and be a little less awkward in affairs of the heart. It's like job interviews, if I can get past the resume-reading system I can usually ace the interviews. I am clinically diagnosed as very charming! I do my best not to be a creep!

And I know that the person I'm chatting with in this dating app, having accepted the resume as it were, is making increasingly unsubtle sexual overtures. That's not even unwelcome in this case. Thank you for persevering in the face of my initial obliviousness. It's been a while and this is a nice ego boost.

But we started out talking about a date at an art museum and while I am in fact adept at sexting, I am much better at discussing Magritte's artistic influences and Chagall's use of light, and what they might like to see when we go to the museum. I want to know what they like! You know....in the Modern Wing.

None of which is getting either of us laid, but sex is better when you've recently seen Paris Street, Rainy Day by Gustave Caillebotte, it just is. You're so hot I want to see your face when I show you Brancusi's Two Penguins! You don't even have to buy me dinner first, you just have to put up with the worst wingman ever: Pablo Picasso.

Why am I like this.

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“thank you dan mora” we all say in unison

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I wish I had more time to draw

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LOOK AT HIS FUCKING INNOCENT FACE DHDHD THE LIGHTING IM FOING TO THROW UP

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what are your biggest konks?

bindage

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cracking myself up thinking about the movement towards simplified forms in cave paintings

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Karkat they could never make me hate you

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the front seat of the car is a type of confessional

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redraw

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Twilight Princess is living rent-free in my head after I recently got to play it for the first time, so ofc I had to make something instead of just gushing and screaming about it into the abyss

Prints of this piece are available in my shop! There's also a video that took me way too long to make about how I drew this in which I also rant about cheese and socks... hope y'all enjoy it if u give it a watch!!

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more roses i never posted here

veils and thighs seem to be a running theme

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Gamzee to me.

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Bell doesn't know how to ballroom dance, luckily Leo has no problem being stepped on for practice