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Translated by Binbou Scanlation 

Original source by 鈴木先輩

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DNI if you're under the floorboards of the manor. dear god, PLEASE do not interact if you're under the floorboards

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remembering you have organs inside of you is so sickening like man i do NOT need to be fully aware of the fact that like. my appendix is just IN there. doing fuck all

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"you can't make an m/f relationship enemies to lovers bc it's always toxic and abusive" DO MEGAMIND AND ROXANNE MEAN NOTHING TO YOU?????

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What riding the bus will do to you is give you an unbeatable power stance

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why do i end up sitting straight up in my sleep. ignore how many blankets I use.

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I will forever be fascinated by how kid’s minds work. Today one of the 4 year olds told me that Santa was coming, and when I asked why he was so late, she explained to me that all of his reindeer got shot and he broke his wings (he has wings) and he had to walk here, and stop by the store to pick up the presents and now he has a cough, and he will be here in five minutes, so she had to make him some cough syrup, and THATS why she was vigorously stirring a bowl of wet leaves right now.

And on the other hand yesterday when we were playing in the sand pit and she served me my “drink”, I asked if the little twig in it was the straw and she looked at me like it was the stupidest thing she had ever heard and said “no, that’s a twig.”

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they should invent. The sleep button. You press it and you go to sleap

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i think jennette mccurdy deserves to be given a shotgun and power armor and to chase dan schneider through a maze and go doomguy on his ass and personally send him to hell

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Are there any blue roses? Like real ones. Or do they just take the white, green, or red ones then paint them as blue?

no, blue roses don’t occur in nature- but they’re easy to make artificially. just place a cut white rose into blue-dyed water and wait a bit, and eventually the rose will be blue. also why did you ask me this

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Saw this on Adrian Hough’ s Instagram and knew exactly what I needed to do

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Super 90s Carpet Brushes are live and alive on you-know-where!

A little different from what I usually make, and I had a lot of fun! Seven stock-retro brushes and three pre-made backgrounds. You can customize the gradient, manipulate the particle gap & size, and even toggle the glow on and off.

Free forever, have fun, Clip Studio only, etc, you can throw me tips for snacks & my electricity bill if you want.