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bucatinibucatini · 1 day ago
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on the topic of Mickey 17:
i loved the scene when Mickey and Nasha first meet, first day on the ship, when Marshall is brimming with bullshit and hyping up the ship into a controlled mass- those two had stolen away to make love. and while Marshall is bullshitting about repopulating and the grand purpose of sex being for reproduction and the creation of a Perfect Race, these two are just fucking for pleasure. cause they wanted to. they don’t care to worship the false god, they found something better to worship. i just loved the presentation of this relationship beginning with the visual how little of a fuck they give about the peacocking of a politician and how into each other they were immediately. and of course, love wins and their relationship lasted longer than the deranged power grab from a very recognizable dumbass
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shotmrmiller · 6 months ago
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ghost getting himself a cute, soft girl he doesn't talk about much but is clearly obsessed with and price just thinks it's nice he's finally settled down, approves of the home he's made for himself, definitely approves of the one he's taken for himself.
soap asks kyle if he's seen you and he says, "yep. lovely bird he's got tucked away in her little dollhouse. makes great food, too." soap swears there's a subtle shift in his tone when he says "lovely", a hint of something deeper that flickers in his eyes for just a moment. soap simply sucks on his teeth, letting it slide. (although he knows that kyle's always been one to appreciate the good things in life.)
interest gnaws at him, a persistent itch he can't scratch. price likes you just fine, as does kyle. well what about him? he decides to bite the bullet and goes to simon with a knot between his brows, the corners of his lips tugged downwards. they've shared clothes, bullets, beds. if the other two got to meet you, why can't he?
"ya can come over for dinner on tonight. she'd 'ave my neck if she didn't formally meet ya anyway."
soap then asks, out of genuine curiosity more than anything else, if simon would have kept you in the dark from him hadn't he brought you up himself.
"ya meet 'er when i want ya to, boy, and not a moment before." the tone he takes is unmistakeable. his words are a command, not a suggestion, and soap instantly knows to not push further.
soap nods. "ah'll be there."
"course ya will. she'd be terribly disappointed otherwise."
yeah, he'd hate to have that.
soap sits in the living room, the soft glow of the lamp casting a warm light over the cozy place. with a full stomach and an unfastened belt, nursing a glass of kentucky. he can't remember the last time he ate that well or that much.
maybe it's the alcohol that loosens his tongue, or the fact that he wishes he also had a sweet little thing to keep at his side just like simon's doing with you now, but the thoughts he's been mulling over all evening since he first saw you tumble out of his mouth.
"while ah can attest to yer taste in sweethearts, can't say much about your alcohol. bourbon, LT?" he says, chest warm.
simon's arm tightens around your hips, fingers splayed possessively over your thigh. he shrugs, completely unbothered by the backhanded compliment. "can't be perfect in everythin', can we, sergeant?"
soap's cheeks burn furiously hot when you come to his defense with a smack of your palm onto simon's chest. "be nice to johnny. he's got a face that make up for some of his other flaws."
the teasing lilt in your voice unashamedly gets his southern blood pumping. he can't help it if certain things stir when someone as pretty as you look at him like that. soap swirls the amber liquid gently in the glass while keeping his limpid eyes on you, not even trying to hide the fact that his gaze hasn't wavered since your cheeky little comment.
you then whisper something in simon's ear, your cupped hand not even half the size of his head and soap has to rearrange himself from the outside when your teeth catch your bottom lip. simon looks up at you then, eyes heavy and half lidded, and a smirk plays at the corners of his mouth.
"'m not sure, love. you'll just 'ave to ask 'im yourself. go on."
you open that sweet mouth of yours, but simon cuts you off with a decisive wave of his hand. "no. you know how to ask for things."
your reaction to that is visceral, and you're on your knees faster than his alcohol-muddled brain can comprehend. don't look down 'er shirt, don't look down 'er shirt, don't-
"johnny, will you touch my pussy?"
he splutters at your question, completely taken aback, but it seems you're not done just yet.
"hands to yourself, sergeant. tha' not all."
you pout at simon, one that earns you a look that promises consequence, but do as he says.
"will you touch my pussy, johnny? pretty please?"
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happyheidi · 2 days ago
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𝖧𝖺𝗉𝗉𝗒 𝖯𝗂 𝖣𝖺𝗒!!!
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lovertm · 11 months ago
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cat cosmic brownies by f00dventures
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strawberriexmoon · 2 months ago
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s0rr3l · 4 months ago
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never bet against a monkey (he won't play fair)
@jeminiikrystal @blackknight-kai @marcu-bug @rovobeam @szynkaaa @dunanana @maiden-of-the-waters
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xxplastic-cubexx · 4 months ago
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Ok, for me, Erik is the one who does the housework.
Imagine him wearing a chef's apron (strictly magenta), rubber gloves for washing dishes and a headband to hold up his magnificent hair.
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domestic erik save me.......
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cracklewink · 6 months ago
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*eats him*
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miidsch · 9 months ago
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trying to get back into pixel art with some strawberry themed desserts 💖
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zu-is-here · 1 year ago
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Commission for @egnidres ☆ Thank you very much for your support!╰(*´︶`*)╯♡
Magicpunk AU by egnidres
Murder by ask-dusttale
Cross from xtaleunderverse by jakei95
Killer by rahafwabas / rahaf-wabas / rahofy-sketch
Horror from horrortalecomic by sour-apple-studios
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embersareout9 · 4 months ago
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I feel like Ice would have no moral code when it comes to Thanksgiving shopping. He would (and probably has) gotten into a fistfight with an elderly woman over the last can of pumpkin. There is nothing that will come in between Ice and the ingredients to his Babushka's recipes.
Mav does not give a single shit about thanksgiving food.
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fullcravings · 2 months ago
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Sock It To Me Cake
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lizzieee24 · 16 days ago
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anything w rainbow sprinkles>>>>>
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k0nanharv3y · 1 month ago
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Invented drinks from Tim's coffee shop:
This is part of an AU I'm writing about Tim never joining the Batfam, so, yeah, read that first. Im too lazy to put all the parts, so, go to that link, there will be the first parts
• Coffee I'm The Night – $4.50 (A dark and robust coffee, with a hint of mint, ideal for those looking for something strong and comforting)
• Purple Spoiler Tea – $4.00 (Lavender or blueberry tea, with a touch of honey, something soft and relaxing)
• Espresso Depresso – $3.50 (A strong and bitter espresso, for those who need an extra push)
• Frappuccwing – $5.00 (A frappé with whipped cream, garnished with a hint of strawberry or caramel)
• Latte Matte – $4.75 (A latte with oat milk and a touch of spice)
• Orphan Coffee – $4.25 (A traditional coffee with a hint of cinnamon, evoking something warm and cozy)
• Robin Mokkaccino – $5.25 (A delicious mocha with a hint of dark cocoa and a touch of vanilla)
• Ice Hood – $5.50 (An iced coffee with vanilla syrup and cold cream, perfect for cooling off)
• A Decaffeinated Signal – $4.00 (Decaffeinated coffee with a hint of almond or hazelnut)
• Chai-dentity Crisis – (Chai with almond milk and a touch of honey)
• Two-Shots Latte – (Double espresso latte, because someone always needs two chances)
• Villain Vanilla Shake – (Wickedly creamy, vanilla shake with chocolate chips)
• Gotham Fog – (Dark version of London Fog, Earl Grey tea with steamed milk and a touch of lavender)
• Cold as Freeze – (Coffee slush with whipped cream and mint chips)
• Nightwing Nitro – (Coffee Nitro, elegant but with a strong punch)
• Bane's Protein Shake – (Banana and almond butter protein shake to break your fast in style)
• Caffeinestein – (Coffee infused with an extra boost of caffeine, for those who need to go crazy in the morning)
• Espress-Oh No! – (Espresso with a touch of cinnamon and hazelnut liqueur, ideal for making bad decisions)
• Riddle Me This... – (Mysterious infusion of hibiscus, red fruits and a touch of pink pepper)
• Ginger Crowffee – (Ginger and honey spiced latte, as chaotic as a certain scattered bird)
• Shaken, Not Stirred Espresso – (Non-alcoholic espresso martini, because class needs caffeine too)
• Pump Bat-kin Latte – (Pumpkin latte with a hint of dark chocolate and cinnamon)
• Choco-Freeze – (Chocolate and mint shake, so cold it leaves you frozen)
• Deadshot of Espresso – (Double espresso without sugar, because one shot, one hit… or a tachycardia)
• Venti-llante – (A venti latte, because nothing screams “night watchman” like too much caffeine)
• ChocoBane Shake – (Chocolate protein shake with a hint of chili, because it will make you stronger… but it will hurt first)
Desserts:
• Bat-nana split – $6.00 (A banana split with a touch of dark chocolate and whipped cream)
• Stealed Cat-Cake – $5.75 (A dark chocolate cupcake with creamy filling and a hint of mint)
• Moccha Riddle – $4.50 (A soft and fluffy mocha cake with chocolate frosting)
• Joker Cake (Because it explodes) – $7.00 (A chocolate cake with a surprise filling that 'explodes' with a splash of liquor, decorated with brightly colored cream)
• Black Cookie(s) – $2.75 (Dark chocolate cookies, perfect to accompany coffee)
• ScatteredCrow – $5.25 (Walnut brownie with a hint of sea salt and caramel, a robust dessert)
• Harley's Chaos – (Red velvet cupcake with raspberry filling and decorated with red and black colors)
• Raspberry Ghoul-ette – (Raspberry cupcake with dark frosting, for ghosts who love sweets)
• Puddin' Proof – (Chocolate caramel pudding, because if you have to prove it, it's not real pudding)
• Crime Brûlée – (Crème brûlée with a hint of rum, so good it should be illegal)
• Sin-amon Roll – (Sinfully Delicious Cinnamon Roll)
• Death by Chocolatewing – (Dark chocolate cake with layers of ganache and a pinch of sea salt)
• Sweet Tooth's Revenge – (Ice cream with caramel, brownie pieces and lots of chocolate chips)
• Hood Velvet Cake – (Red Velvet Cake with Cream Cheese and Raspberry Filling)
• Jelly Dent – (Strawberry jam filled donut, perfect until someone takes a bite)
• Snicker-Crow – (Chocolate, caramel and nut bar, with a touch of coffee for those who need a plan)
• Sweet, Sweet Vengeance Pie – (Salted Caramel Apple Pie, because revenge is better when it’s sweet)
• Broken Wing Brownie – (Brownie with a melted dark chocolate center, perfect for melancholic nights)
• Joker's Wildberry Tart – (Wildberry tart with colorful whipped cream, because there's always a surprise in every bite)
• The Double-Face Cookie – (Half chocolate chip, half oatmeal cookie, for the indecisive or the morally ambiguous)
• Not-So-Fortunate Fortune Cookie – (Fortune cookie that only says "Tough luck, kid.")
Breakfast and Brunch:
• Eggs-tra Vigilante – (Scrambled eggs with cheese, bacon and toast, because night heroes also eat breakfast)
• Robin's Toast – (French toast with powdered sugar and red berry syrup, as sweet as it is deadly)
• Bat-cakes – (Chocolate pancakes with bat ears and whipped cream)
• The Darkoats Rises – (Homemade granola with Greek yogurt and honey, because sometimes simple is best)
• The Last Bite of Krypton – (Spinach and feta omelette, packed with solar energy in every bite)
Sandwiches and Salads:
• Gotham Club Sandwich – (Triple sandwich with turkey, bacon, lettuce and tomato, as big as the city itself)
• The Knightwich – (Roast beef sandwich with melted cheese on rustic bread, for those dark and stormy days)
• Harvey's Half – (Sandwich with two different halves: one with ham and cheese, the other with turkey and cranberries)
• The Poison Green – (Spinach, arugula, avocado, walnut and basil dressing salad, as fresh as it is lethal)
• The Anti-Meat – (Vegan Sandwich)
• Scarecroissant – (Croissant filled with ham, Swiss cheese and mustard, so addictive it’s scary)
• Hall of Just-ice – (Crispy Chicken Caesar Salad, so classic it deserves its own monument)
• Bane's Big Bite – (Chili with meat and melted cheese, because surviving in Gotham requires a main course)
• Shiva's Hair – (Noodle soup with spicy broth, pork and egg, as lethal as its creator)
• Freeze Fries – (French fries with cheese and ranch dressing, always served cold, but with a warm heart)
Honestly I was too lazy to put prices on the rest of them, but I had fun naming them.
Well, my brother told me "You should put copyright on it" and I really don't want to, but, if you ever make any of my desserts and/or use any of the names I'd like you to send me a picture of it, and be tagged, other than that you're free to use any, and since I see you want ALL O_o the recipes, I'll post them on my personal account and tag them here, because I refuse to have so many recipes here, I have to scroll down too far to find my past posts
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jprxo · 3 months ago
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I love my body
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