#is da bomb

[procrastiel]

Yo, another kiss in s3 would be great, but have you considered Aziraphale and Crowley laughing while kissing

[morthern]

stole another textpost, drew a soap c:

[josephandjamie]

ok Hot Ones when then

[sharpbutsoft]

Alright okay fine i did it i started watching leverage are you’re all so correct it is a beautiful sexy show about the most autistic people in the world doing robin hood crimes and flirting with each other. And i love it.

[luck-of-the-drawings]

OOH YEAH BABY ITS THE SURGERY EPISODE BABY!!! ME AND THE HOMIES NEED SOME NEW FACES FOR OUR NEW PLAN, AND WHO BETTER TO GET THE JOB DONE THAN THE TWO MOST EVIL PEOPLE WE'VE EVER HAD THE MISFORTUNE OF HAVING OUR LIVES VIOLATED BY? I MEAN IT WOULD BE FUNNY. IT WOULD BE FUNNY.

[growmydarling]

i want to shovel loads of tteokkbokki, drizzled with spicy gochujang, into you, until your tummy swells forwards and your breath hitches in your throat from how full you are 💕

[junjou-laina]

"So Wuk, early in the Seventh Astral Era, you once drove off a pack of hostile Wivre from invading Tuliyolall and celebrated by throwing a feast with their carcasses. Which part of a Wivre is the tastiest?"

"Wow how did you know about th- WOOOOO AHHH"

*reaches for glass of milk*

"-clears throat- I'm sorry can you repeat the question"

[shit-people-probably-didnt-say]

Jesper: You remember how you tried to bore our son to sleep the other week with nuclear and particle physics?

Wylan: Yeah?

Jesper: Well now he keeps asking for me to tell him ‘about the atoms’ at bedtime, Im out of my depth 😭

Wylan: Haha aww hes my little scientist, you best get studying

[stupidshorts]

arle if she was sick as hell

out now on the yellow thing

[livingfandomly]

I just started and finished Wheel of Time (show) and I gotta say, it’s the best content I’ve seen for bisexuals in a long time…

[starryeyeddreamer21]

Hazbin gang at the club headcanons

I know we saw some of them go out together but I refuse to believe Cherri hasn't dragged every single person there to the club

Cherri: She's always the one to initiate the club. She's having the best time there and only hangs out with the gang for like 70% of the time. The rest of it she's off making "friends" with strangers. Charlie has to stop her from bringing bombs every single time (she still brings them she just doesn't tell Charlie)

Angel: After the first time he becomes kind of in charge when they go out like as soon as Cherri says they're going to the club he becomes the mom friend. He's got a tote bag and it's filled with everything they need and more. He somehow manages to get drunk, dance, and just have a great time all while taking care of everyone else.

Husk: Husk isn't into the club scene he just likes to drink. He sits in the booth with a beer the entire time watching everyone's stuff like a hawk. He's also the one holding Angel's tote bag. Angel can get him on the dance floor once or twice every time but he tries not to push it.

Niffty: After that first time they're taking no chances. Her cocktails are switched to juice after one drink and someone has an eye on her at all times. She's just not allowed to get drunk anymore every once in a while Angel will make her sit down and drink some water while he watches.

Charlie: Is always uncomfortable when they first get there because she's always a little bit uncomfortable with pda. She sticks with Vaggie or Angel the entire time (they're both very protective). She's probably accidentally bought drugs, no one understands how that happened. She's a light weight and an emotional drunk so she spends a lot of the night telling everyone (including strangers) how much she loves them.

Vaggie: She's absolutely the most likely to get into a bar fight. She's giving people death glares for even glancing at Charlie. She probably doesn't even drink that much because she's on high alert the entire time. Charlie and Cherri both do a pretty good job of calming her down though so she's not a buzz kill she's just anxious.

Alastor: Has only been dragged along a couple times. Stands in the back of the club with his arms crossed because he doesn't approve of the music. Absolutely disgusted by literally everything. If someone touches him, even by accident, they die and that's that. If people weren't scared of him he'd be kicked out. Doesn't drink all that much, even though he really wants to, because he's a light weight and doesn't want anyone to find out.

Lucifer: Is very awkward. He doesn't want to be there but Cherri is just very convincing. I headcanon that he can pretty much only get drunk on Beelzebub Juice and most places in Pride don't have that. He still drinks because he likes the taste of the fruity cocktails though. He hates how loud the music is when he's sober too. IF the place does have Beelzebub Juice there's a good chance he will get shit faced so he doesn't have to deal with this whole thing. He's kind of a slutty drunk (he would never actually sleep with anyone it's just the way he acts). He wakes up the next morning to interesting videos on the Internet after those nights. I also headcanon that he can't be drugged but he knows when drinks are drugged, so if anyone thinks they're going to be drugged they have him take a sip of their drinks before hand.

[catfindr]

[del-hayelite]

Never doodled this dude before

Just a little guy nothing wrong with him

[aquafire2008]

Preview of an upcoming fic...

Wild was giving Red a cooking lesson when Red accidentally spilled the soup the two were making. That's when it happened.

"F*ck! I'm sorry, Wild!" 

The entire camp freezes. Time is the first one to speak up.

"Red... where did you learn that word?"

[pokeharvest]

Artfight attack for @divorcedwife

find me on artfight here!

bonus view of the guy who just got exploded:

[mistxmood]

hang on wait im not done posting things. i have a pipe bomb now