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Time is like a river (and fierce deity is straight up drowning in him)
Fanfic prompt :The good old horror of time using the ocarina or someone else using it is well known
But I think that it could get worse
Like for example if time hands the ocarina over to one of the other links
As they can turn back time for essentially eternity if they can mentally keep up (or not it would still work)
Them dying doesnât actually make a difference
If legend for example after a literal eternity of looping back dies
What even changes ?
All that changes is the fact that someone else might take the ocarina to travel back in time
Now wind or warriors or any other link gets to do the exact same thing
But this character hasnât lived the same memory of the first one even if legend told them that he comes from the future they literally canât comprehend his memories because they havenât lived them he could never hope to tell them Literally EVERY single outcome of all his attempts that physically could not be possible/especially if we included genuine eternities of looping back to fix stuff like making a list is not possible if it keeps going on for eternity
This eternal loop might actually be much worse because if legend dies then time (the construct) would be at square one
And legend's progress on finding ways to escape the loop would die with him
Who ever takes the ocarina next only needs to die once to get legend to take the ocarina back and he will be back with trying already long done methods again and again (he could never know that he did them already because he literally hasnât yet by this point he will eternally be set to a very limited amount of options he will keep retrying and retrying and retrying endlessly)
The true horror in time travel is the possibility that you canât escape because even if you know you are in one , you could have tried every option to ever exist and you wouldnât even know how many times you tried it you cannot imagine something new if you keep losing the memory that you have already tried the past options
Because for all people think time is linear they donât act like it is
If we think we will change the past if we fuck around and find outâŠ
IF the timeline truly was linear then it would have already accounted for the fucking around with it and by assuming that you could potentially mess it up you SEVERELY limit your understanding and options
A good example is a river that flows down a mountain
No matter how hard you try to push it back it will just keep flowing down and continue on it will carve into the mountain and have its favored path
Trying to stop it with a dam only stops it for a while⊠at some point it overflows and it goes back to linearly flow downwards
Maybe the patterns it takes change a bit when you put your hand inside but the water downstream literally wonât be affected by you because it ALREADY is down there
To stop the stream in a way that truly stops it like pushing all the water back up even if you manage it the second you stop pushing it upstream it will just flow back into the carved out paths and the water is back at the bottom
To take a different option is literally impossible
You canât try something you yourself are incapable of thinking about doing
Even if you try for eternity you are limited by your own mortality
If you are trapped then you are trapped (if you escape then you never where trapped in the first place)
The options are incredibly limited in time travel every time you forget you take them again
But now comes the part⊠that is genuinely terrifying to consider
The way majora's mask is defeated would be literally impossible without some entity that remembers every failure
Because we tend to suck at games (nobody can play a game without knowing how it works without dying at least once )
So every time link dies he is back to his limited amount of options with no memory of every having taken them, âŠ
But we arenât we can get better at the game and figure out stuff
Like fierce deity literally takes several cycles to get even if you never die
But realistically you couldnât have known better if you didnât know the game in some way (be it reading up a guide or trying it out )
But how can link know to try something in different ways or order whenever he dies
Like changing quests and figuring out where to go is not something that you can do on the first try
We are essentially the entity who has a collective of link's memory (I like to think that fierce deity is a representation of this collective memory)
So if time has the fierce deity to tell him to take another option (by force or otherwise)
He can break out because he can actually take another option
He might not even know that he is taking another option but he certainly can do so with the fierce deity's help
While the rest of the links are literally toddling around like kids indefinitely
Passing the ocarina back and forth not gaining any insight on how to get out the timeloop
Instead of retrying a certain set of options over and over again in repetition
Time could eventually use the fierce deity to get out the loop
If the option they need to escape isnât figured out during the first loop where a character has their memory still
It literally wonât be figured out by the next loop or any other loop
Honestly that collective would totally make fierce deityâs actions and existence horrifying
It would literally have several millennia of the hero of timeâs memory of past attempts and failures
Be it time biting the dust day one in majoraâs mask twenty times over till it made him figure out stuff because it has the experience to do better or time retrying during linked universe for the five hundred time
He might not know just how often he had done that but the fierce deity surly does
And itâs gamer rage is totally justified because how often can someone suck at the same thing with losing their god damned mind
We as players tend to get incredibly frustrated when we fail over and over yet outright living the situation that link is in would be a completely different kind of painful because fierce deity wouldnât just be looking at the happenings
#linked universe#lu legend#lu wind#lu time#lu warriors#lu four#lu sky#lu wild#lu hyrule#lu twilight#ocarina of time#time is a mess#both at the same time#majora's mask#loz#lu fierce deity#is as salty as a gamer#tw existential dread#tw time travel horror#tw mcd#tw self destructive behavior#tw gamer rage#fierce is salty and definitely insane#fierce deity has time's memories#and that is terrifying
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Peri and Dev playing FortniteâŠ. Based on a moment my sibling and I had yesterday LOL
#dev dimmadome#peri fairywinkle cosma#fairly odd parents a new wish#fairly oddparents#fop anw#snoff art#yeah my lil sibling n I have played Fortnite every morning during breakfast for a while now#and yknow they got them damn katanas or whatever in there rn#I HATE THEM GET RID OF THEM NO MORE SWORDS IN FORTNITW (im salty and always lose to them)#anyway. I am projecting my gamer rage onto peri#I think his gamer rage is so strong it would over shadow devs and even dev would be like . okay is it ever that serious.
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I think one of the (many) reasons I feel justified in being a bit of a hater about DA:TV is that not only did I spend the $70 for the game, I shelled out $500 for a new console just to be able to play it. Yes, I would have eventually upgraded, but probably not for another year or more. Mr. Megh and I made it our anniversary present to ourselves, but we've got a lot of house project stuff we could've spent that money on instead. My old Xbox ran just fine and I had plenty more games to play and revisit with it.
And yeah, it's not DA's fault that consoles are being upgraded/made obsolete at a stupid pace. But for the price of $570 yes I am entitled to be a bit bitter about an experience that disappointed me (and also roll my eyes at anyone who decries that entitlement).
#i saw a post yesterday decrying 'entitled brat gamers' and it pissed me off#it has some real gross implications to me#good for you if you enjoyed it! not everyone needs to#dragon age critical#datv critical#bioware critical#datv spoilers#megh speaks#salty edition
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For @salty-an-disco
#stp#slay the princess#stp voices#voice of the hero#voice of the contrarian#contrahero#fridge draws#not a shipper but just for you salty#yes contra has a gamer headset no i will not apologise
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Bad has given his chat metagaming privelleges, just so they can tell on Foolish.
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i think that rewatching all of whatâs new scooby-doo would make things better
#not liek. outh im going through it. more like. its been fucking forever since ive seen that show#fuck spongebob fuck. other kids shows i saw. i was raised by whats new scooby doo and scooby doo where are you#mystery incorporated also fucks but i rewatched that more recently while the other two i havent seen in fucking forever#im p sure scooby doo was my first special interest i was so all over that stuff when i was young#i think we still have some of the dvd movies so i might watch a few of those#ofc cyberchase was my favorite#gamer that i now am#salty talks
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#salty#overwatch 2#ow2#fanbase#crybaby#nĂŁo seja esse cara#widowmaker#amelie lacroix#gamergirl#gamer girl routine
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The key to successfully rolling in FGO is to be happy with what you get. And I got some good stuff: another Medea, Tomoe Gozen some good craft essences....
Not Gilgamesh though. Neither Gilgamesh was there. Why wasn't there a Gilgamesh
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I'm in pain.
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SO FORTNITE, y'all wanna put in Goku BLACK, Cell, Frieza BUT NOT TRUNKS? I see how y'all be.
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if this post gets one like i'll post the rant i typed up about the post i was vaguing about last night
#multi makes text posts#i'm gonna like my own post to be clear#sorry gamers i'm salty. discourse time.
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if swtor let u click a destination & ur character automatically walks to it & auto interacts I would b unstoppable
#smudgy.txt#but ig that would make things to easy for me#the fake gamer#or w ever -_-#TRUE gamers arent disabled#outside of having impaired eyesight so as to fit the GEEK STEREOTYPE#but thats not a disability.. its a sign of True Gamer Dedication#<- SRY i get salty over videogame accessibility
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Every other month or so the Justice League has a week long Mario Kart tournament. Everyone plays, even Batman. It was J'onn's idea.
#he's a gamer who loves driving. this is comic canon. no i don't take criticism.#yes they have to keep a lot of extra controllers bc they get broken often#team bonding! until somebody breaks out the blue shell#it's elimination bracket style. there's a betting pool. i think Ollie would run it bc he thinks it's funny#listen okay i think about my two favorite things being put together all the time#i still haven't decided mains for all the og seven yet but it's fun to think about#drop me your hcs for who Leaguers main in Mario Kart i wanna see who shares my braincell đđ#ratkingrambles#justice league#mario kart#'why would the empathetic telepath suggest the game that makes everyone want to kill each other'#aside from self indulgence? look me in the eye and tell me J'onn doesn't get a kick out of stirring up some drama sometimes#he doesn't care for human bullshit but he is absolutely getting out the popcorn when teammates go a few rounds#mr 'yeah i sent your ex and your gf on a mission together and no i don't care that you're salty John this is entertainment'#iconic of him
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Lol I will be in a nursing home old and barely able to move and I still will not behave normally if someone brings up mass effect 3's ending around me.
#this is an issue I'm extra salty about because I've seen people on twitter act as if#not liking me3's ending is some sort of inherently gamer gate opinion#and that being older and wiser now they see the endings with more nuance#which is a game I refuse to play.#I mean I also love mass effect 3 and I replay it all the time. This annoyance with the ending is forever fresh#because I never go too long without a replay
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#youtube#snack crate#tasting video#snacks#salty snacks#sweet snacks#hispanic#disabled#lgbtqia#a tiny gamer
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â&â - Yes, it's me-- - I'm the one who delta-ruined your lives.â
#THE JACKAL. crack#( anyways all that seriousness aside heres some crack cause watching saltys new vid#infinite a gamer confirmed )
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I'm salty for life. They sent me to the salt mines as a kid and I came back as Lutefisk.
#he didn't get it#salty is a vocab he barely understands. is this a gamer thing? and my family just lets me say this without knowing why?#and he doesn't know what lutefisk is#sighhhhhhhghhhhhhhhhhh#misunderstood creature and my coworkers just let me say gibberish
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