#iron man meme

[cats-and-tats-14]

Iron Man 1: The threat isn't the scary foreigner, it's actually the rich white guy in a suit.

Iron Man 2: The threat isn't the rich white guy in a suit, it's actually the scary foreigner.

Iron Man 3: The threat isn't the scary foreigner, it's actually the rich white guy in a suit.

[the-poor-miranha-quotes]

Irondad 🤝 Copdad

Having a spiderson

that makes you gray

[bebx]

"undoing this character's death would take away his sacrifice and character arc" girl I don't give a shit. I'm bringing him back through the power of ao3 fix-it fics and there's nothing you can do to stop me x

[at1r1-p4rk3r]

Peter; at school and just got in trouble: I swear I'm innocent!

Principal; not amused: That's it. Your aunt passed? I'm calling your parents.

Peter: Haha, good luck with that!

Principal: What?

Peter: My parents are DEAD! *unhinged laughter*

Principal: but I have their phone numbers....

[spideyson-stuff]

HeadCannon of Peter being a sick child

Not in the sense of "Peter is sick and Tony has to take care of him", NO!

It's the kind of "I've had migraines for so long I don't even care about the pain anymore" or "I get colds so many times in the week that I don't know how is the feeling of DON'T HAVE a runny nose"

So Tony go ask him one day like

Tony: Pete, your nose is bleeding!? ARE YOU OKAY!?

And Peter takes a set of wet wipes from his bag calmly wiping his nose saying

Peter: Oh yeah, it happens sometimes, so about the design of the new Falcon wings...

AND HE DON'T SAY ANYTHING ELSE AFTER!?

Tony is already pulling his hair out wondering why Peter suddenly passes out sometimes and Peter goes like

Peter: Oh yeah, about that, I have anemia and low blood pressure, sometimes my blood sugar drops and my blood pressure drops and then I passes out, nothing to worry about 😊

Tony's heart almost stops and he's already like "god I need to put this kid in a bubble to protect him..."

One day Tony turns to Peter and asks if he wants something to eat or drink and Peter says

Peter: Ohhhhh, THAT'S why my vision is blurry the whole afternoon, hahaha

Tony:... uh?

Peter: I forgot to eat

Tony: WHAT!? IT'S 12:45 PM!? YOU HAVEN'T EATEN ANYTHING ALL DAY!?

Peter: Yep, ops haha, I'm gonna drink a glass of water

Tony: THIS IS NOT EVEN NEARLY ENOUGH!?!?!? I'M ORDERING 3 PIZZAS AND YOU'RE EATING THEM!!!!

Peter: But I'm not hungry...

Tony: !?!?!?!? HOW!?

Since then, Tony forces Peter to eat something every time they meet, Peter thinks this is excessive, Tony thinks that if he doesn't do this Peter will die-

[ironshieldchild]

a little something i made lmao

[yourdailymarvelmemes]

[catgirl-catboy]

I'm taking away the word empathy from the NTs until they discover it isn't a synonym for "giving a shit about people"

[justlous-art]

clint is stevetony #1 shipper!

[florida3exclamationpoints]

Marvel + text posts

[ironspidersblog]

[the-poor-miranha-quotes]

[timbit-robin-art]

I am mildly obsessed with these guys.

[spideyson-stuff]

Tony: jesus, you're acting like a 15 year old

Peter: I'm 14

Tony:

Tony: You know, sometimes I forget that-

[qwertybiancau]

Do you know any good Irondad and Spiderson fics? Because I'm back with my old obssesion with them and I need some new fics.

But please don't make Peter his biological child. More like a found family or something like that. It can be sad and everything. I like angst.I tried to find something but everything seems the same

[yourdailymarvelmemes]