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so there's a reason my new job got back to me so quickly about my application and that's bc it's an absolute fucking shambles like actually perfect timing for me to decide to rewatch the bear bc i have never more felt like ive been thrown into a broke on-its-knees establishment trying to crawl its way up the ladder where i am somehow a godsend to them. my old job was crazy and shambolic in the sense that the industry is just Like That but this one?????? insanity. every 5 mins i am questioning what im doing with my life. ive already had a walk-in fridge moment
#so i explained before that there's 3 venues and on my very first shift they had me doing the restaurant venue for 2 hours#which was FINE like i was a bit cautious bc my manager is VERY stressed all the time and the place generally feels like it's falling apart#not the building itself just. the way it's run like it's just got new owners and the previous manager apparently#EMPTIED THE TILLS AND TRASHED THE PLACE like cost them THOUSANDS of pounds and on top of that#there was beef with the head chef and the new owners that meant he left and took the ENTIRE BACK OF HOUSE WITH HIM#THERE ARE NO KITCHEN STAFF ATM. I HAVE TO LIE AND TELL CUSTOMERS WE DONT HAVE FOOD ATM BC OF 'REFURBISHMENT'#WHEN IN ACTUALITY THE /RESTAURANT/ DOESNT HAVE CHEFS. DO YOU KNOW HOW CRAZY THAT IS#and then the front of house staff are very lacking aside maybe 2 people we're ALL NEW and all of them EXCEPT ME#LIKE LITERALLY JUST ME IM THE ONLY EXCEPTION. ALL OF THEM ARE UNTRAINED#so when i applied with bar training coffee training and very solid waitressing skills they genuinely treated me like a saviour#like i am FENDING off shifts tbh im in a v good position bc they need me too much to get shitty w me if i refuse hours but i can literally#have as many as i want bc they will just give me them. like they're obsessed w me im rota'd for over 60 hours this week#but anyway that very first shift after 2 hours in the restaurant i then walked to the mini golf venue on the OTHER SIDE OF TOWN#and my manager stayed for 30 MINUTES. IF THAT. and showed me around the place + how to close THEN LEFT ME THERE#FIRST DAY HE GAVE ME THE KEYS AND LEFT ME TO RUN AN ENTIRE VENUE. IT'S NOT SMALL EITHER IT'S A WHOLE BAR#AND I HAD TO CLOSE ON MY OWN TOO and ironically the shift itself went rlly well like it was so chill#it was kinda boring but honestly i kinda rated it it's v easy money and the close went perfectly nothing cropped up that i was unsure about#and then. AND THEN. i havent even ranted to my mutuals about this yet bc i was acc so horrified by it but i locked the front doors#and went to lock the gate AND THE KEY GOT STUCK IN THE LOCK. WOULD NOT COME OUT. HELLA VS KEYS ROUND 3927593#my mum even showed up and tried to help me wrestle this thing out i called my manager and he literally told me to just snap it#bc he'd rather a snapped key that NO ONE could get out than just leave it there overnight but bc of my recent house key moment#i was like AM I FUCK SNAPPING THIS KEY. WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING. so i had to just leave it and at the time#i was realllyyyyyyyyyy beating myself up but my manager is actually rlly nice he's just stretched v thin#and ive also had time to be like uhh actually they shouldnt have left a random 21 y/o girl alone with the keys on her first day#omg i havent even talked about what happened on saturday. ACTUAL SHAMBLES#LIKE THIS /\/\ ISNT EVEN CLOSE TO EVERYTHING! IM RUNNING OUT OF TAG ROOM! IM GONNA REBLOG THIS TONIGHT W MORE PROBABLY!#BC GUESS WHO IS WORKING A CLOSE LATER AT THE NIGHTCLUB THEN OPENING THE RESTAURANT AT 8AM. GUESS#hella slaves to capitalism
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Reveal your true talent and draw Edward Cullen
Here he is! Behold, true art. I also drew his notorious sidekicks, such as his future son in law and his future child bride! WOOOO!
Thank you for requesting this!
#I actually air on the side of ironically unironically liking twilight at this point#like I know too much abt it for it to be ironic at this point#but at the same time oh God#but also oh God (positive cause I love insane shit)#also my unpopular opinion is that if you like the Vampire Chronicles you can't shit on people who like Twilight#cause it shares a lot of the same insanity#but some people aren't ready for this convo yet#I understand#also I never like drew chibi before#but it was pretty fun so I might do it again in the future#twilight#twlight fanart#twilight saga#bella swan#edward cullen#jacob black#fanart#my art#art#artists on tumblr#trash art central blog#answered
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Wow, it's been a really long time since I've posted one of these, but I'm hoping doing so on the regular will keep me motivated to keep writing. I'm over half-way through my original timeline for Space Trash, so we're on the home stretch!
Here's a couple tiny blurbs from the main story of Space Trash and a tiny side project in the same AU.
“Who are you?” Jules asked with a confused frown. The recent events left her doubting he was even real. The man's eyebrows shot up. He transferred the massive hydrogen blade with its glowing edge to the opposite hand and offered the freed one to her. “King Alistair Theirin, monarch of the entire Fereldan system. We met a few hours ago, but it's fine. I've been told I'm a forgettable fellow.”
And from a side story:
He released her and started to roll his sleeves back down again. “You take care of the paint for me and I’ll go send Bull and the Chargers your way.” He started to walk away, then turned and walked backwards a few paces. “Oh, hey, is our bet still on?” “Absolutely. I can’t believe you think you’re gonna make money off that,” Jules scoffed. “I’m telling you,” Morgan said, shaking his head with a grin, “he’s gonna cry.”
#wip wednesday#space trash#jules and morgan trevelyan#making bull cry#king alistair is still the goofball we all know and love#special appearance by sparrow and fenris from wolf's consort in the next chapter!#(because i love them and couldn't not add them#dragon age#dragon age inquisition#dragon age 2#the iron bull#oh shit i need to figure out how to get olivia in here too!!!
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huge pet peeve of mine is if you kill off a beloved character in fanworks (or like. actual works if its the canon story) or even suggest it, no matter what narrative significance this might have on the story being told, you'll suddenly be flooded by a billion people being like 'NO U CANT KILL THEM THEYRE IMMORTAL THEYLL LIVE FOREVER THIS IS WRONG'
#yes this is about korra yes im still pissy about it#the avatar fandom has such negative media literacy for a fandom of such a well written show#* lok isnt super well written but the original show is#if yall didnt know i used to write an 'earth avatar after korra' fic with some of my ocs#and while it was generally well received (for reasons ill never know the writing was trash) the overwhelming sentiment I got in feedback wa#HOW COULD YOU KILL KORRA SHES IMMORTAL I LOVE HER#like yeah i am number one korra stan too I love her but like. do you not understand the story I'm trying to tell here.#this discourse is coming back since atlas popular again and there was a teaser about canon avatar after korra (which is apparently a man ew#also its ironic bc korra fans all the time say 'lok isnt about aang it's korra's story now'. but yall are hypocrites#anyways LMAO#been thinking about my girl ever hadiyah saeed again#earth avatar extraordinair#it was like legend of genji but gay and i actually wrote 99 percent of it#so take that#innsjotxt#rant over
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Wasn't expecting a random interview with Eric to be published today (the day before "House of the Rising Sun" day mind you...) aND I WASN'T EXPECTING THERE TO BE UNFILTERED PRICE-BURDON CONTENT!?!?!??!!??
#WRITING 'I'M CRYING' WITH ALAN WAS CATHARTIC!?!??! REALLY!??!!??#mind you this is a song that each and every animal has done nothing but TRASH for the past 60 years#well.... except for eric who ironically looks back on it the most charitably of everyone....#BUT THIS!??! THIS?!?! I've never seen CONTEXT or MEANING or ORIGINS WAHHHHHH#channeling the feeling of desperation...... in the context of price-burdon..... ohhhh my mind is racing#reminder that alan was 15 and eric was 16 when they met....... aghhhghhgh#saw this article was published while i was at a convention and believe me i was EXPLODING and pacing back and forth around vendors#someone's relationship reminds me of a 'tumultuous rollercoaster' that's for sure........#things i said today#the animals#eric burdon#alan price#aleric#interesting how he avoids talking about the actual 'process' of songwriting with alan....... yeah i think i know what that includes 😔🙏
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something so fucked about having to cancel every time i have plans, and having to cancel most of my physical therapy appointments, canceling everything except hospital visits all the fucking time god forbid i have a life besides being alone in my bed in the dark because i spent yet another night awake in pain instead of sleeping and my fatigue makes just everything besides looking at my phone or listening to music in intervals fucking unbearable
#its kind of ironic. i dont work yet when vacation time comes around im the one who never has time to go out and enjoy myself#i have hobbies but they require spoons i just dont have most days/weeks#im more of a regular at the pharmacy than the grocery store#i know my way around the hospital but not my grandma’s house#my kitchen stinks because i can’t go out with the trash. because its 80 fucking meters i cannot walk#i’ve kept using a rollator or crutches whenever possible to preserve leg muscles and STILL they steadily get weaker#vent post#i just had to get it out. i know im being too pitiful#its been a difficult week lol
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okay so like two things about this particular line.
one: i like the irony in claude telling someone to trust more.
two: HOWEVER, dimitri has literally absolutely no reason whatsoever in the name of yeehaw fuckity to not trust claude. i hate the way the game tries to absolutely force the things gw/sb claude does into ag when it doesn't even exist at all in ag. he never made a single hint of planning to just betray/harm the kingdom and this is literally at their first war meeting. not just that, but claude chose to go to faerghus himself and didn't ask them to go to leicester (which he specifically states being the one to choose to go to faerghus), so there wasn't anything indicating he might be up to something at all.
then we've got this stupid nugget:
each side lacks trust and is expecting foul play? the church expects foul play from the kingdom? from the alliance which has done nothing to them in this route, and that's bad enough... but the fucking kingdom too?
the kingdom and alliance watching for foul play even though they're allies and never had a history of being aggressive toward each other?
i know i've talked about it before but... i just hate how they tried to force this "claude is always scheming something terrible" plotline, even where it doesn't belong. then they also added in the dumb bit here about even the church not trusting the other armies, even though they've... literally been helping them, gratefully, this whole war. they also didn't have to fight but chose to out of gratitude for being sheltered.
suddenly after the timeskip they just... don't trust each other?
like i totally get just being in it to reclaim gm and go home and not really in it for someone else or anyone else, but the distrust is just an asspull to make the church seem BaD as usual.
claude just walked in and wasn't trusted. they also keep hammering it in right through the whole second half of the route with lots of kingdom allies (including playable ones) not trusting him. even if they relatively trust the alliance and the soldiers helping them that were integrated into their army, they specifically do not trust claude at all and are apprehensive about him.
dimitri agrees here if they can't be trusted, but he doesn't mention just personally distrusting them a whole lot. he agrees that they should be cautious if what the others say is true, but he also just shrugs it off as "they'll be enough to deal with the alliance if so". he seems unsure at first and kinda goes back and forth, but by the end he's the only character who faithfully believes that claude isn't just fucking around and leading them on (which literally, right to the very very very end, every single character except him is still very vocally doubting claude).
but like... why? there's... just... nothing to distrust him because of in this route. man literally exists and the game wants us to believe he's untrustworthy.
yeehaw wtf??? why would anything happen between the kingdom and alliance after the war? why would anything need to happen? even if you try to argue that claude is gonna try to uwu depose of the top church officials, if the church is watching the kingdom like hawks like dimitri is apparently aware of, why would the kingdom get involved? why would they care? clearly the church doesn't trust them all that much after all, or at least anymore since the timeskip for some unknown reason, and the kingdom has now, after this war, paid back any debt it owed the church.
so like, why would they suddenly rush to the church's aid and help them if the church doesn't trust them? if they were friendly/allied it would make sense if they still wanted to help, but if the church is expecting foul play from the kingdom, why would the kingdom even care what happens to the church? they could turn a blind eye and pretend they don't have the resources to aid them anymore and that their own territory is still busy recovering.
even if you argue what they discussed at the very beginning of the war, the church either A: didn't ask for aid in this second conflict, or B: even if they did, the above stands. i don't think there would be any riots or anything like that in those cases if the kingdom didn't help the church. it's one thing to help, but it's another to just fight at the back and call of another territory, which dimitri clearly expresses he won't do in gw because he puts the safety of his people first. no matter what his feelings are on the matter, he knows he's a king and that he has a responsibility to his people first and foremost, as would be expected of a king (to protect his own people first and foremost).
while i could see claude wanting to talk after the war and get things straight, and while i could see dimitri there as a mediator, there's just... literally no reason for bad blood after all this. even if they don't trust each other, there's just no reason - and that's aside from the fact that it's total bs that they all just don't trust each other.
lorenz just asks if shez has confidence in them. doesn't mention claude. shez though just... randomly is like oh yeah btw just not claude. totally unprompted.
lorenz distrusting claude has been part of his character since houses so his part of it is reasonable. normally i'd say it's really pushing things with claude not being trustworthy for someone to say they feel bad for shez/the kingdom army for the implication of having to deal with claude even as an ally, but the only reason i give this a pass is because it's an understandable and reasonable character who says it.
still though, it's like the game throws it in at every single possible opportunity for no reason at all. they don't give us any indication that claude is this big bad evil guy. he doesn't trust the church. like... that's it. he made that clear even in ag (even without the zaharas chapter), and that's just... it. the rest of this makes it seem like claude is going to just up and invade the kingdom after this war and try to unify fodlan (i.e. just go what edelgard's been doing this whole time).
it's just like... here, nobody trusts claude at all in this game just for simply existing. you don't even have to bring him up, because someone else will do it for you and shit talk him to remind you he's the biggest piece of shit the game can offer! meanwhile, we've got marianne who is concerned about edelgard (implication is her well being no less!) because the empire's army ain't doing so hot. poor indading aggressor! sure hope she's doing okay! fuck our leader though, he's the biggest steaming pile of bullshit garbage to ever exist (marianne didn't say that, but that's what the narrative is going for: poor edelgard, it's so sad that the invader is having it rough right now. anyway fuck claude he's literally as evil as tws).
i love ag but i'd say this is one of if not the worst hiccup in the writing. when it comes to faerghus itself and its characters, it's mostly fine and even great, but when it starts going into other territories/characters it ends up taking a nosedive in quality.
siiigh
#DCB Three Hopes Run#it's actually super ironic how ppl were lauding this after the trailers as#''it's gonna be the golden route game!'' like to begin with there was zero actual evidence of that#so idk why ppl just jumped to that conclusion based on snippets of in game events#but also like??? this game tore that apart like it was ripping up sensitive documents to be thrown out#literally straight up in every route went ''not a single territory trusts the other and they all secretly hate each other''#which. again. totally fucking stupid. but also hilarious that they went so far out of the golden route zone#and yet it's the game everyone was SO SURE would be the golden route#(even after they'd said they'd never make a golden route lmao)#but yeah the writing is just trash every single time they involve like anything outside of in-territory fighting#like the empire turmoil was fine. the writing wasn't really bad with the whole ludwig versus edelgard thing#and the stuff that was like leicester against almyra was fine. nader was even written well for that!#but once it gets into mingling territories however they're mingling be it fighting or allies#it gets so muddy and stupid and it's like what was even the point of doing that in EVERY route#hell by logic caspar would've been a recruitable character bc he'd see the bullshit going on in the empire and be like#wait this is fucked up nah im outta here i ain't fighting for this shit#but he just... stays??? bc he wants to fight for... edelgard??? who he is CLEARLY AWARE is not in charge anymore???#like if you were fighting for edelgard you would've fought against the ppl using her so... tws#even if you argue he didn't directly know it was thales and not ludwig at the helm caspar as he's supposed to be would never have#condoned what the empire was doing and would've left. if he thought it was ludwig in charge and hated what was going on he would've left#he's an idiot if he still thinks he's actually fighting /for/ edelgard at that point. his father even basically told him to get out of ther#but evidently once territories mingle in any way the writing just SKYDIVES out the window from the top floor of a skyscraper
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wish i could write a poem about Paris's literal temperature rising from 5°C to 15°C overnight the day macron set the country on symbolic fire
#know that i'm typing this omw to work as i slalom btw the piles of trash due to the garbage collector's strike#so it's even more ironic#upthebaguette
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So the fourth movie, re-invigorated my creative juices, and I am actively writing KFP fanfiction again. I'm not sure if anyone would be interested in it, but I'm doing it. I posted a few drabbles here in the past, but these are going to be much longer multi-chapter fics when all is said and done.
#There was no point in sharing this#beyond I guess wanting to see who might be interested?#I don't even know how to describe these fics#One is a Shen “redemption” AU sort of. It's less a redemption fic#and more of a#For Plot contrived purposes the fight between Po and Shen ends very differently#because I want to see this feathery trash fire of a wanna-be warlord take on actual warlords like Kai and whatever the heck Chameleon is#So he never actually becomes less terrible... his terribleness just winds up aimed at “targets more appropriate than panda farmers”#so he's... better? Maybe? Not really.#It's a fice where Shen ironically saves China by being the pettiest most vindictive ass that ever lived and this is treated by the narrativ#as a good thing#is this appealing to anyone? Does anyone want this? Besides me?#the other fics are are an AU of this Shen survival Au#and the thirds fic I'm working on is an AU of /that/ AU#Shen survival AU inception over here
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Sound the Reveille
Written for A Second Chance: A Steve/Tony Endgame Mini-Exchange on AO3! They have a tumblr blog, too. Same deal as my last post, reveals went live a few days ago but real life/other projects have kept me busy and I didn’t get a chance to post this.
Pairing: Steve Rogers/Tony Stark Rating: Teen Word Count: 2.1k Tags: Post-Endgame, Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies, Getting Together, Pining Steve Rogers, Retired Steve Rogers, Happy Ending, Fix-It, Domestic Fluff Summary: Steve wasn't in denial about his feelings toward Tony but they weren't something he expected to confront on the battlefield, either.
Then Tony put the gauntlet on and snapped his fingers, and Steve thought he wouldn't get another chance.
Read @ AO3
#stony#stony fic#stevetony#superhusbands#endgame exchange#mcu#bri writes#fanfic#fix it#canon divergence#stony was my first foray into marvel fic#at least that's what i remember#that one where neither knows who the other is and iron man is a bad guy#and they end up fighting and trashing their penthouse#i could dig through my bookmarks and find it but yall probably know the one#anywayyyy#i really enjoyed revisiting stony#this was fun
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my dad every time he sees me in my new glasses saying “ben would wear those” yeah i know dad call me out 😔
#he knows im ben trash. ive always been ben trash tbh#i was 10 years old watching ben linus on tv going hehehe#ironic bc the glasses have major baby ben vibes specifically#my posts#benposting
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I thought I could just wipe out the floor vent because it’s on the ground so I reached my hand in there and THE ENTIRE FUCKING INSIDE OF MY WALLS IS FURRY LIKE A DEAD RABBIT. I DIDN’T REALIZE IT WAS THE WHOLE WALL AHSBDHDJDJDKD OH GOD
#That’s it I’m getting my ductwork cleaned professionally#I have a cast iron stomach but touching that shit and realizing it’s literally IN MY FUCKING WALLS#nope nope nope nope nope nope#I was cringing and groaning with disgust the whole time#I found coins in there and started laughing hysterically…#They went straight in the trash can with the rest of the filth. I don’t care.#I know where they’ve been and I HATE IT#Just imagine dust bunnies black mold sawdust and disintegrated fiberglass insulation held together by spider webs and damp humidity#I put my whole naked forearm in there so let’s hope I don’t break out in hives and smallpox or whatever else is lurking in there#There is a whole warren of rotting Efrafan dust-jackrabbits in my wall#The Black Rabbit of Inlé and his hoardes of corpse bunnies are in my walls
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Kinda want to create one of those like 100 days of self care or mental health or something challenges for myself & post abt it each day to hold myself accountable
#i keep seeing them when i look up stuff about language learning#it’s kinda like just posting your habit tracker for everyone to see i guess#which feels v vulnerable but i still kind of want to do it#it’d purely just be me trying to enforce healthy habits for myself instead of spending all my downtime on my phone and filling my body#with crap#i definitely would want to track: sobriety (no buying or ingesting weed or alcohol or any other substance that has not been prescribed)#am i taking care of my nails and not biting them or picking up my cuticles#am i taking my hands (moisturising them and applying eczema cream if needed)#language learning: speaking; listening; writing; reading spanish. plus learning new material and reviewing old material#go out once per day. eating of fruits and vegetables maybe. taking vitamins (especially vitamin d and iron)#am i doing my skincare. am i doing any haircare. am i doing a workout (even if low intensity)#hobby activites: knitting; reading; crochet#8 hours of sleep. AVOIDING UNNECESSARY PURCHASES (which i would define as anything i don’t need to live or that won’t appreciably improve#my quality of life. like subscriptions i have can stay. food is always fine. prescriptions and anything for health are fine#if something happens like my earbuds break i’m allowed to replace them but i’m not allowed to randomly decide i need a better pair when the#ones i have are fine. stuff like that)#okay this is a lot more categories than i actually thought i had lol. and i haven’t even added anything like home maintenance#the only things i reliably stay on top of are dishes and trash. everything else i take WAY too long to get around to#but i don’t know how to quantify that#i’ve always just figured as long as nothing is visibly gross or smells i’m doing okay#personal
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Against my better judgment I got caught up in a reddit rabbithole after cleaning house today and long story short I saw so many people on a thread talk about picking up Twilight recently + hating it ('what was all the hype about???') and im here like 1) the hype came from ignorant repressed xtian teenagers (me being one of them) and 2) you all have been hearing the criticisms of Twilight for almost 20 years now, why would you even find it necessary to read it now if you didn't read it during that mania in the 00s?
#I said to someone being all snooty abt it like 'listen I agree w you that it's trash I just don't know why someone so discerning would even#pick it up in the first place'#don't start reading twilight period but especially don't if you're an adult right now. this thing is best left to#Ironic/self-aware nostalgia posts abt the baseball scene and the paramore song + discussions about how the IRL quileute tribe was f-ed over#Dassit!
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If a guy I'm crushing on hard as a teenager showed up at my door in a new three piece suit, dashing coat and a tie I gave him for Christmas and I'm in my depression era apartment wearing my very worst PJs looking like hell warmed over I would simply pray for Mother Earth to open up and swallow me whole and she would grant me the sweet release of death.
Lucy is stronger than me bc i would actually start crying and ended up throwing myself out the window if my crush showed up to my apartment without a warning and said this to me
#lockwood and co#lockwood & co#anthony lockwood#lucy carlyle#locklyle#the greatest shippiest part of it all is that Lockwood dressed up because clearly he thought Lucy was doing great and he needed to match her#like he imagined her living in a penthouse apartment overlooking high park because he thinks she hung the moon and stars#he thinks that's what she deserves#he thinks she's “winning the breakup”#and when he sees her and realizes her career is fine but she's not doing nearly as well as he thought#he's actually really concerned for her?#not gloating or anything he's genuinely like “damn you live like this?”#are you sure you dont want to ... you know what nvm but like are you sure sure you're ok?#the way he just silently let Holly assume her place was trashed by robbers 😭#i like that he's a little petty#like the “neatly ironed items” bit or telling Lucy to walk through the muck in the tunnel under Aickmere after he finds out she snooped#but he's now awful about it#he's a liiiiitle petty#as a treat#its not just with Lucy its Kipps too#he'll show him up with a rapier but he won't insist on kipps publishing the ad even when he wins the bet#he knows where to draw the line mostly
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"Why the fuck...does this vacuum cleaner smell like cheese?"
Kento was yet to arrive home, and you saw this as only a blessing for him. Staring down the barrel of the hoover, the house finally hushed from the sounds of rowdy children, you wore your finest holey tank top, and pyjama shorts which covered asscheek, pussy and belly (but only ever two at a time, at any given time).
Your antiperspirant didn't have the same stamina as you. You swore as you trod barefoot on Lego, staggering and cussing like a mad old witch.
Bra-less, and without the time to scout the laundry pile for underwear, you hoovered crumbs and war-detritus like a skrunkly raccoon; hungry, cross, and in need of a shower. Your mind was lost, running between the alleyways of your chore-list, when the door clicked open, and closed.
You vacuumed, and vacuumed, not even looking up as you heard the rhythmic tack, tack, tack of his brown Oxfords approaching.
"There she is."
As if you were the Venus de Milo.
You grunted, lifting the rug and picking up an abandoned, squashed peach with an ugh! and cursed your sleeping offspring. You stood up with a huff, blowing sweaty hairs off your face, your breasts swinging independently of you.
"How's my darling wife?"
Pristine as ever, crisp and ironed and with the faintest tang of sweat and cologne, you wondered if Kento would ever arrive home looking like he'd been intimately acquainted with a trash can. The day had not yet come. Whiskey-deep eyes drank you in, parched.
Your heart ached with how handsome he looked, and how pathetically mismatched you were against him.
"Kento. You're home."
"Mmmm."
Either in confirmation, or having seen something delicious; you weren't sure. You suspected the latter. You scoffed as his hands reached out to slip round your raggedy waist, and you scoffed, and he shushed you, and you berated him, and he mumbled sweet nothings into your neck until you were finally folded into him, his missing ingredient.
And how he looked at you, as if you'd hung the stars and orchestrated the seasons.
You breathed him in, lax against the brick-wall solidity of him. You could have cried.
You still had sloppy peach remnants in your hand as Kento kissed you, soft and mellow and longing. You huffed against his lips.
"Kento, I am a fucking mess--"
"You're lovely--"
"--I absolutely am not--"
"--ravishing--"
"--you're ridiculous--"
"--gorgeous--"
"You're an idiot."
"I've missed you."
"God, I've missed you too. So much. You don't even know."
"I'm sure I do."
You sighed, nuzzling your face into the hard planes of Kento's collarbones, growling away a day of frustration. His chuckles rumbled up, tickling your nose. You rested your cheek against Kento's chest, your weariness bone-deep, having had no agency over your body or your time since dawn.
You surveyed the carnage together in silence; toys strewn as if the bodies of soldiers, abandoned laundry with stains of suspect aetiology, congealed meals, lovingly prepared and never eaten. You felt the weight of the day threaten to overwhelm you, feeling the panic and anxiety climbing, tidal waves on your waterline--
"Sit down. I'll make you a cup of tea."
The floodgates almost opened. "I can't do that-- you've had a long day-- so much to do--"
"And, I'll do it."
"No you won't, I--"
"Sit down. And I'll make you a cup of tea."
A single, slow kiss to your sweaty forehead. You sniffled, no strength left for another battle. You offered paltry smiling complaints as Kento nuzzled your hair, gripping you closer, growling into your neck as you squeaked and laughed.
You felt the familiar heavy press and twitch of his cock against you, and he groaned as you squirmed in his grasp, giggling. You caught his eye, as he twinkled down at you, pressing one slow kiss to your lips, possessive and full of promise.
"...I'm not apologising for anything. You look incredible."
"Ridiculous man, Nanami Kento."
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