#anyways LMAO

[lilbitosunny]

I've gone full cringe mode but shhhh it's fine

Sun is experiencing Emotion™

Bonus:

[hyper-revenge-sio]

I made this and thought maybe someone on here would appreciate it <3

[xxbimbobunnyxx]

Thinking about being Eddie’s vampire!Gf that can smell when his dick gets hard.

[iant0jones]

Me when I find out that Ianto’s dad might not have been the absolute hypermasculine homophobic bastard I built him up to be and now I have nowhere else to put my trauma:

[rowanisawriter]

exit wounds

hades / thanzag / post divorce AU / ch1 of 3

Years and years after Zagreus’s successful escape to the surface, an untimely and unexpected death brings him right back down to the underworld, and shatters Thanatos’s fragile truce with himself.

.

Thanatos’s anger ripples through his body, like a pebble tossed into a pond. “That’s the thing about you. You’re always leaving.”

The sound of Zagreus’s knuckles cracking as he clenches his fists is conspicuous in the hush quiet of the fountain room. “You know why I have to leave.”

“No, I don’t.” Thanatos jumps to his feet. A restlessness fills him suddenly, a need to pace. He stays still, standing before Zagreus, but his hands twitch for want of movement, another strange influence, another foreign need. Everything is different around Zagreus, always. “I don’t know why you need to leave. You will always come back here, you’re tied to this place and tied to the rest of us even though you don’t want to be. And still you put me through this every time. I feel all your deaths. It’s like a knife in my chest.”

He realizes he’s raising his voice and snaps his mouth shut with an audible click. The room feels smaller suddenly. He wants to leave but Zagreus’s eyes on him seem to pin him down.

“You do know why I’m leaving,” Zagreus says, his voice low and even. For once, he’s the calm one and Thanatos is hanging onto his careful composure by a thin and fraying thread. “My father is an Olympian. So was my mother. Whatever it is that makes the underworld your home, that Chthonic ichor inside you, I don’t have any of that.”

“That’s not it,” Thanatos says. “Not all of it, at least. You’re right that your Olympian blood is propelling you forward. That same pride, that same desire they have for more. You always want more. More than the underworld.” His mouth curves around the words, “more than me,” but he swallows it back, chokes it down.

[zsbrainrot]

Soft Kazurei for Buddy Daddies Friday because it’s what they deserve ❤️💙

[reineydraws]

he's murdered, resurrected, live! ✨️✨️ catch six seven batkids as a sparkly tudor-style pop idol group in my six the musical au for the @batfam-au-zine

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[druidshollow]

sorry i havent rly been posting much art ive been going through the fucking torture nexus all week

[joshbruh10x]

This is my idk how many times in a row I'm making an excuse for why i couldn't draw smth today so let's just skip that and boom shitpost sketch once more lads

This is how I think Monty was before Fazcule (the others think he's an idiot)(they are right)

[shuploc]

you deserve EVERYTHING you've ever wanted for that black and white picture of miguel. i need that man like theres no tomorrow.

Aw man, that's sweet so of you, I don't even know what to say 😭 I was actually pretty afraid I had made it a little too out of pocket, but it seems like it was just right amount lmao.

And not to turn your sweet message into a rant, but it's such a huge bummer so many people are reposting that drawing (and all my other Miguel things) seemingly everywhere, with not a sliver of credit in sight. I have not experienced this level of reposting before, ever, and it's so incredibly disheartening...

But regardless, thank you so so much for the sweet message, I'm really glad you like the drawing! There might be some more drawings like that coming in the future 😌

[warmshotamilk]

shark shota and lava loli

Based, that's how that movie should have been

[babybluebex]

“what d’ya think?”

“i think we’re dead meat… real dead meat”

chainsaw roar

scream

“you’re dead meeeeeeeeeeeat!”

“go ahead and laugh, you guys… but if i ever find the lil bastards who did… they’re dead meat”

[nanatsuyu]

I would love to know more about cryptid Neil and his relationship with Andrew and Kevin!! do you have any ideas for the universe

also messy pt2 in the works?? I'm blushing

ooooh so very many ideas 🥺🧡

Here's a few off the top of my head cus I would need a 30k fic to go into all of it lmao:

Neil is the child of a human and 'cryptid' and was swept away into the woods and other crevices of the world to avoid being seen. His mother taught him to use Glamours (see twau for an example of that kind of disguise) to hide himself away . He's much older than he cares to talk about, but once slipped up talking to Kevin about being present for the war of the worlds broadcast

He applied for a job at Andrew and Kevin's place of work just to have some spare cash to get by (and because he was terribly lonely being away from civilisation for quite some time). Only found out later that his half joke application landed him in a spot with two cryptid studies enjoyers so joke was on him

Was offered Kevin's spare bedroom after he found out Neil was 'couch surfing' (was actually sleeping in the broom closet of the instituion but that wasn't something he could just tell Kevin)

Neil peeped that Kevin wore a ring and Andrew didn't. Figured by their arguing that they were begrudging colleagues until—due to a slapstick number of perfectly timed conferences and away trips—he woke up to find Andrew making breakfast in Kevin's kitchen.

Due to a vague sarcastic comment on Andrew's part about Kevin's marriage (with his job), Neil also thought Kevin was cheating on a spouse he had yet to meet with Andrew.

This still amuses Andrew greatly

Despite my fic being Very 🔥 it's rather soft how they fold Neil into their lives with stolen sweaters and making Neil feel cozy. (They even have a Christmas at wymacks and adopt a stray cat that may or may not be another cryptid but Neil won't tell)

Kevin struggles not to ask Neil a billion questions in the beginning and Andrew has to settle him down often and reminds him Neil is not a taxidermy creature that can't talk back

Andrew was suspicious of Neil in the beginning but couldn't ping why. Intuition in all aus

And yes messy pt 2 hehehe eventually she may see the light of day,,

[opera-ghost]

#women michele mcconnell / rebecca eichenberger / julia udine

[iant0jones]

It absolutely kills me when I see posts about torchwood that start with “I haven’t seen anyone talking about this yet” or something similar, esp when it’s about very basic themes of the show lol

Idk it makes me feel old but also reminds me that I was that new once too. It’d just be nice to see some forward movement in this fandom 😕 maybe that’s a lot to ask of a show that’s been off air for 12 years lmao, but a girl can dream

[splynter]

BARK BARK BARK CAN ANYONE HEAR ME