#interviewer is just done

[moonlightcycle571]

Interviewer: So Captain, who would you say your biggest nemesis is?

Captain Marvel: CPS

Interviewer: *baffled* Surely there are many-

Captain Marvel: CPS

Interviewer: Not Sivanna?

Captain Marvel: CPS

Interviewer: But Black Adam-

Captain Marvel: I promise you, there is no greater nemesis than the pure corruption of Child Protective Services.

Interviewer: … then who is your second nemesis?

Captain Marvel: Cops.

Interviewer: … third?

Captain Marvel: Do you want a list?

Interviewer: Yes please

Captain Marvel: *pulling out a sheet out of thin air*

Captain Marvel: First it’s CPS. It’s been a fight and still is a fight.

Captain Marvel: Next are the cops. It’s on sight.

Captain Marvel: Next are Nazis. But that’s more CM Juniors thing. He has a particular enjoyment out of punching them.

Captain Marvel: Next are politici-

Interviewer, does not want to get their show cancelled: THANK YOU Captain, but we meant specific individuals maybe.

Captain Marvel: Oooh okay 👌

Captain Marvel: My biological Uncle. Fuck that guy.

Interviewer: I didn’t know your Uncle was one of your rogues.

Captain Marvel: He’s not.

Interviewer: Than what

Captain Marvel: He was a twat. *he learned that from Constantine*

Interviewer: thats not-

Captain Marvel: If you meant in terms of Fawcette rogues, then it has to be Mr Mind

Interviewer: mr mind? Who’s mister mind

Interviewer: THE WORM

Bonus:

Somewhere in a Jar: I sense a great victory 🐛

Bonus 2:

Batman: Alfred, remind me to add PR training for the Justice League next meeting.

Bonus 3:

GI Robot: Something just happened.

[lazylittledragon]

dadkarios doods sponsored by my stress migraine

[theninjazebra]

[queenoftheimps]

On this Father's Day, I would like to acknowledge how much I love Daniel "My Daughters Aren't Speaking to Me" Molloy for being the only person reading Claudia's diaries and remaining firmly on her side, clearly while thinking "Look, I'm not gonna win any awards for Father of the Year, but JESUS CHRIST"

[reticent-vampire]

[cannibalspicnic]

What cracks me up about Don't Be Afraid, Just Start the Tape is that aside from the vampirism, Daniel's just having such a typical cocaine experience.

He goes home with a guy because he has coke, then ends up listening to the guy rant and bitch about his ex until dawn, then witnesses an implosion between the guy and his current partner, then is forced to answer the question, "Am I boring?" from said partner while trying to figure out the best way to leave.

This is just a regular night on cocaine.

[gemmafuckingscout]

no one:

literally no one:

britt lower: and also i think helly is a little in love with gemma

[tommygotwrittenoff]

i literally do not care about big emergencies on abc's 911. i want to see my characters talk to each other and have stories that are parallels to small, everyday (everyday for first responders) emergencies

[heartless-aro]

People when a character is aromantic or aromantic coded: Wowie! They’re aroACE! Because they aren’t interested in romance! Look at how aroace they are!

People when a character is aroace or aroace coded: Isn’t it cool that this character is asexual? Asexual icon! They’re such great asexual representation :)

[emziess]

My attention? 9-1-1

[batsyheere]

The dynamics between Dan, Danny and Ellie are so funny to consider. Danny is far too used to handling Sam and Tucker at their worst and now he has an additional gremlin duo who picked up whatever madness was in Vlad's system when he decided cloning was a great idea. (Danny is highly aware that it is not a good thing to have more him in the world and has resolved to better avoid clone plots). Meanwhile Dan and Ellie will fight over the most random, inane things, but the minute it's about family they band together into a proper terror and the only beings able to stop them are Jazz in her disappointment if the situation calls for it, and sleep deprived Danny who does not realize his exhausted presence is like a terrifying parental figure catching their kid doing something stupid.

It gets even funnier when Jazz finally breaks out of the mindset that she needs to be in charge and instead enjoys herself, and so the only leash for the three most feral Fentons (honorary and named) is a perpetually tired teen/young adult.

Now drop that in Gotham.

[gregrulzok]

[jinikaris]

HYUNJIN ✿ JEWEL BOX

[bigolialragu]

justin bieber i guess

[tinytrainworld]

[evidenceof]

Pictured: A very topless (and fully clothed) Dick Winters doing jump training in Toccoa (Image Source: Major Dick Winters Files: Section I Toccoa to Normandy)

one of my fave things about dick is him shaking his fist at A Thing only to turn around and do exactly what he says he would Not Be Caught Dead Doing.

exhibit a: pooh-poohing the idea of joining the paratroopers until he's convinced by the image of the hard, lean, bronzed men of the outfit:

Dick's letter to DeEtta Jan. 22, 1942

“Now that it looks as if I might be going to [Fort] Benning, Trent’s dug up that old desire of his to be a member of the Parachute Troops. I’ve been telling him he’s nuts for that’s a suicide outfit.”

From Beyond Band of Brothers by Dick Winters and Cole Kingseed

“The more I looked at the paratroopers, the more I was inclined to join them as soon as I graduated from OCS. Of all the outfits I’d seen at Fort Benning, they were the best looking and most physically fit. After ten months of infantry training, I realized my survival would depend on the men around me. Airborne troopers looked like I had always pictured a group of soldiers: hard, lean, bronzed, and tough. When they walked down the street, they appeared to be a proud and cocky bunch exhibiting a tolerant scorn for anyone who was not airborne.”