#the procrastination is real
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moonlightcycle571 · 4 days ago
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Interviewer: So Captain, who would you say your biggest nemesis is?
Captain Marvel: CPS
Interviewer: *baffled* Surely there are many-
Captain Marvel: CPS
Interviewer: Not Sivanna?
Captain Marvel: CPS
Interviewer: But Black Adam-
Captain Marvel: I promise you, there is no greater nemesis than the pure corruption of Child Protective Services.
Interviewer: … then who is your second nemesis?
Captain Marvel: Cops.
Interviewer: … third?
Captain Marvel: Do you want a list?
Interviewer: Yes please
Captain Marvel: *pulling out a sheet out of thin air*
Captain Marvel: First it’s CPS. It’s been a fight and still is a fight.
Captain Marvel: Next are the cops. It’s on sight.
Captain Marvel: Next are Nazis. But that’s more CM Juniors thing. He has a particular enjoyment out of punching them.
Captain Marvel: Next are politici-
Interviewer, does not want to get their show cancelled: THANK YOU Captain, but we meant specific individuals maybe.
Captain Marvel: Oooh okay 👌
Captain Marvel: My biological Uncle. Fuck that guy.
Interviewer: I didn’t know your Uncle was one of your rogues.
Captain Marvel: He’s not.
Interviewer: Than what
Captain Marvel: He was a twat. *he learned that from Constantine*
Interviewer: thats not-
Captain Marvel: If you meant in terms of Fawcette rogues, then it has to be Mr Mind
Interviewer: mr mind? Who’s mister mind
Interviewer: THE WORM
Bonus:
Somewhere in a Jar: I sense a great victory 🐛
Bonus 2:
Batman: Alfred, remind me to add PR training for the Justice League next meeting.
Bonus 3:
GI Robot: Something just happened.
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sophiafireheart · 1 year ago
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If I had even just a speck of his energy I could actually get most of my stuff done
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cynuxal · 3 months ago
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Hot chocolate in front of a warm fireplace
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gavonosc · 2 years ago
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Art block is beating me up gelp
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menaceoffandoms · 8 months ago
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LMK fanfics i want to write:
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An AU where a new cycle is started after season 5, in which Mk doesn't exist. However, he did something at the end of the last cycle to preserve his friends memories, leading them remember everything one by one and eventually going on a mission to find Mk -- currently writting, am almost done with the first chapter and have 10 planned so far. God help me.
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A rewrite of season 5 where I give it a special, basically a what if scenario of what could have been if the writers and animators were given more time, more of a restructure than anything if I'm honest -- not started but planned up to episode 5
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A rewrite AU of season 5 where I fulfil what I thought the ink curse from season 4 was foreshadowing: ""you're friends will abandon you, seeing you for the monster you will become" -- not started or planned. Btw I promise I don't hate s5 it just gives me a lot of insperation
And finally
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An AU inspired by @/renmist on twitter who made some wonderful art where Wukong was trapped within a lantern that Macaque owned -- not started or planned at all, I just really liked the art and wanna write something to fit the concept but I'm struggling to think of why Wukong is in the lantern in the first place
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That's everything my brain has latched on to so far. I love writing but I've never published anything I've written before so the fact I'm inspired enough to want to is kinda a big deal for me, only problem is getting the motivation to do it... if I finish the first one (which is probably the most complex concept of them all, why have I done this to myself) then I'll definitely write the others, but if not I guess other people can take these ideas and run with them!
Also if you've read any fanfics that fit these ideas pls share them I will happily consume tehe
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zinxii · 10 months ago
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HI HI!! so I haven't been posting that much bc of exams </3 So here's some doodles as compensation!!!! Genderbend onceler has been on my mind lately along with this random mlp eg onceler au I made the other day aughhh
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petalouda85 · 1 year ago
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Instead of working on Aerin, I made a bee!
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Isn’t he cute 🥰🥰
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tiny-tf-faces · 1 year ago
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Hello! An update on the babies!
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Their feathers are coming in and they are starting to be more vocal. We've started holding them to get them used to human touch and they all passed their most important milestone: shitting on a human
One of them has a slightly malformed leg due to uneven bedding... We brought him to the vet and now he's wearing "tape pants" to correct the position. The vet told us to put him in a cup so he stays upright
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He is NOT happy about it lol. He tries to escape often, but if everything goes well on next tuesday we can remove everything. We call him fancypants, I think we will keep him :> Anyway, that's all for now! Kisses
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Such good little borbs! Is one of the blue ones going om nom nom on sibling in the first pic?
Glad to hear the little ones are being taught the right way to perceive humans - as chairs. What do baby birds feel like? Are they soft?
It's a tragedy that fancypants has already been imprisoned at such a young age. My best wishes for birb recovery!
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Thank you for keeping me updated on these little guys! They're always the highlight of my day :)
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flosiphina · 1 month ago
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so i got bored and made a chart of who has been partnered with who and when. this is what I did instead of my schoolwork. lmk if I missed any :D
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wandasreallover · 3 months ago
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Someone bully me into writing this essay
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justyourtypicalwriter · 8 months ago
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The fact that I could yap for literal HOURS about the most irrelevant parts of my au’s is wild. By the time I’m done with White Out y’all are gonna be like “omg stfu about the dogs paw pads Clouded, they’re not important”
AND YOU’RE GONNA BE RIGHT BUT LIKE-
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I JUST THINK ITS IMPORTANT FOR YOU GUYS TO KNOW THAT KYLES PAW PADS ARE FRECKLED JUST LIKE HE IS😭
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wescottjewelry · 2 years ago
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Still in Etsy listing mode! This bracelet was a prototype for an upcoming pattern, but I decided to make a few changes, so it is being sold as a truly one of a kind sample, haha. And the colors are unusual for me since I usually go either full earth tones or the opposite end of the spectrum with rainbow gradients, haha.
Everything I’ve been adding is eligible for the Labor Day sale until Sept 5th :)
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confusedspaceotter · 1 year ago
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Now what if I were to.. I dunno… went to watch The Marvels again instead of doing my assignments
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izzyshitposts · 1 year ago
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i go on tumblr, reblog tons of stuff i find cool and leave and that is so slay of me omg
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pettson · 1 year ago
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watch me avoid dealing with anything in my life and continue scrolling through this site another hour and another and another and another and another
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mccnstruck · 2 years ago
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moon: on tumblr
the assignment: 🧍
I KNOWWW 😭😭😭
dont worry the assignment is assignmenting ! ….hopefully.
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