#Billy will bite CPS and fight a Cop at the same time

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Interviewer: So Captain, who would you say your biggest nemesis is?

Captain Marvel: CPS

Interviewer: *baffled* Surely there are many-

Captain Marvel: CPS

Interviewer: Not Sivanna?

Captain Marvel: CPS

Interviewer: But Black Adam-

Captain Marvel: I promise you, there is no greater nemesis than the pure corruption of Child Protective Services.

Interviewer: … then who is your second nemesis?

Captain Marvel: Cops.

Interviewer: … third?

Captain Marvel: Do you want a list?

Interviewer: Yes please

Captain Marvel: *pulling out a sheet out of thin air*

Captain Marvel: First it’s CPS. It’s been a fight and still is a fight.

Captain Marvel: Next are the cops. It’s on sight.

Captain Marvel: Next are Nazis. But that’s more CM Juniors thing. He has a particular enjoyment out of punching them.

Captain Marvel: Next are politici-

Interviewer, does not want to get their show cancelled: THANK YOU Captain, but we meant specific individuals maybe.

Captain Marvel: Oooh okay 👌

Captain Marvel: My biological Uncle. Fuck that guy.

Interviewer: I didn’t know your Uncle was one of your rogues.

Captain Marvel: He’s not.

Interviewer: Than what

Captain Marvel: He was a twat. *he learned that from Constantine*

Interviewer: thats not-

Captain Marvel: If you meant in terms of Fawcette rogues, then it has to be Mr Mind

Interviewer: mr mind? Who’s mister mind

Interviewer: THE WORM

Bonus:

Somewhere in a Jar: I sense a great victory 🐛

Bonus 2:

Batman: Alfred, remind me to add PR training for the Justice League next meeting.

Bonus 3:

GI Robot: Something just happened.